Michelangelo's David is taking over the world!

First the refrigerator magnet, now this kitsch: a house about a mile away from the new one my wife and I are buying. I know what you're thinking, some Photoshop trick. If only"¦! It's the eyesore of the neighborhood, for certain.

And while on the subject of David—the real one sculpted between 1500 and 1505—anyone ever stop to wonder why old Michelangelo's version wasn't circumcised?