Tuesday Turnip

In case you're not familiar with the Turnip, it's a whimsical Google search, wherein I type a random phrase and we see what kind of interesting pages "turn-up." As always with this feature, the _floss is not responsible for accuracy. If you know one of the below statements/links to be untrue, by all means, let the world know in the comments below.

Today I typed in "Top Ten Reasons for," unearthing the following:

Turnip #1

The top ten reasons for Using Drums In Your Worship Service

Turnip #2

The top ten reasons for learning Welsh

Turnip #3

A Humorous List of The Top Ten Reasons to Study Geography

Turnip #4

The Top Ten Reasons Why Pontiac Failed

Turnip #5

The top ten reasons to study abroad

Turnip #6

The top ten reasons for fainting

Turnip #7

The top ten reasons for doing upgrades and makeovers to a motorhome or RV