The Weird Week in Review
£20,000 Dog Wedding
Around 80 guests attended a lavish wedding in Bradwell-on-Sea, Essex, England. Louise Harris hired a wedding planner who oversaw the flowers, decorations, food, and security for the £20,000 ($32,000US) affair. The wedding was for Louise's six-year-old Yorkshire terrier, Lola. Lola wore a £1000 specially-designed wedding dress, decorated with Swarovski crystals. Harris has thrown lavish birthday parties for her dogs, but this bash outdid them all. The groom was Mugly, who once held the title of Britain's Ugliest Dog. After the ceremony, guests enjoyed a sumptuous buffet and a six-foot tall chocolate fountain. The dog guests had their own specially-made treats. The bride and groom will not live together, but will visit once a month.
Actor 'Dies' Five Times in 24 Hours
Hong Kong actor Law Lok-lam works for broadcasting company TVB, so he is assured to find other roles after five of his characters were killed off -all in one 24 hour period!
His character met a bloody end during a fight in the martial arts drama Grace Under Fire, and he vomited blood before expiring in Fate to Fate, the Sunday Morning Post reported.
In Relic of an Emissary, Law played the Ming emperor Zhu Yuanzhang, who died after an illness.
In two other shows, Police Station No. 7 and comedy Virtues of Harmony, the actor did not die on screen but his death was discussed, the paper said.
A company spokesman said the timing of the deaths were a coincidence. Law said he doesn't mind, but it bothered his daughter.
World's Smallest Engraving
Graham Short managed to engrave three words, "nothing is impossible" on the edge of a razor blade. You can only see it at 400x magnification. The 64-year-old Short, who admits he is obsessed with miniature engraving, made about 150 attempts before he got the engraving right. He worked on the project every night (after midnight to avoid vibrations from traffic) for seven months. Short even trained himself to slow his heart rate so he could work between heartbeats. Now the finished blade is for sale, for £47,500.
General Electric Not Returning Tax Refund After All
The General Electric company made over 14 billion dollars in profits in 2010, yet paid no income tax. After the news was made public, an Associated Press story said that GE planned to voluntarily donate their $3.2 billion tax refund to the U.S. Treasury. The problem was, the company said no such thing. The AP story was based on a fake press release planted by the activist group The Yes Men. When the hoax was revealed, the AP immediately pulled its story. Reuters also pulled the story they published based on the phony press release.
Woman Stopped for McDonald's Instead of Police
Police in Coral Springs, Florida, tried to pull over 64-year-old Roberta Spen as she pulled into a McDonald's outlet when they noticed her brake lights weren't working. Spen ignored the flashing lights and siren and pulled into the drive-through and made a purchase. Officers flagged her down, but she told them she wasn't speeding and then drove off. After a chase involving several police cars, officers boxed her in twice, as she escaped in reverse once, and finally stopped the car. Spen still refused to roll down her window, so police smashed the car window and arrested her for resisting arrest, fleeing, and eluding, in addition to driving with defective equipment.
Last Two Speakers of Ancient Language Not Talking to Each Other
An ancient language of Mexico is dying out. The last two people who are fluent in Ayapaneco are not speaking to each other. Manuel Segovia and Isidro Velazquezto both live in the village of Ayapa in southern Mexico, but don't get along well.
Daniel Suslak, an Indiana University linguistic anthropologist, is compiling a dictionary to record the existence of the language.
He said he has discovered that the two men 'don't have much in common' and while Mr Segovia, 75, is 'a little prickly', Mr Velaquez, 69, doesn't like to leave his home and is 'more stoic'.
Segovia speaks to his wife and son in Ayapaneco, and they understand him, but neither can speak the language fluently. Velazquez is not known to speak Ayapaneco at all anymore.
The Fake Army
It was a profitable but outrageous scheme, set forth in a trial going on now. Prosecutors are charging that David Deng recruited Chinese immigrants to join the "U.S. Army/Military Special Forces Reserve" to help their chances of obtaining U.S. citizenship, and that he charged hundred of dollars from his "soldiers." The U.S. military has no such unit. The group is well known in Asian-American neighborhoods of Los Angeles, where community leaders had no idea they weren't government issue. An investigation began when soldiers used fake military IDs to avoid traffic tickets. If convicted of all charges, Daniel Deng could face 11 years in prison.