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Yesterday, UK Home Secretary Jaqcui Smith released the names of 16 people who are banned from entering Britain on the grounds that they foster or promote hate and extremism. Among those appearing on the “named and shamed” list is super right-wing American talk-show host Michael Savage, who once branded the Quran “a book of hate” and claimed that most children with autism are “a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the act out.” Also on the list is Fred Phelps, Baptist pastor of the “God hates fags” vitriol who, along with his coterie of equally insane, equally hateful “congregants,” make a sport of demonstrating at the funerals of US soldiers and blaming the gays for the war in Iraq.
But these 16 who have been named as part of this public shaming exercise are just the tip of the banned-from-Britain iceberg, and we decided to see who else we could find who’s had the doors of Britannia slammed in their face.

It’s frankly hard to believe that any country would want to ban Martha, domestic goddess of all that is clean and organized and Connecticut, but it’s true: In June 2008, Martha Stewart was denied permission to enter the UK because of her 2004 conviction on charges of obstructing justice. Stewart spent five months in jail for the conviction – and knitted a lovely grey poncho for herself while she was there – then went right back to her media empire after serving her time. But Britain still wanted to no part of jailbird Martha and the denial of entry stands.
There’s no end of presidential brothers who’ve screwed up in big ways and, as it turns out, President Obama’s brother isn’t bucking the trend. Samson “Abo” Obama, who runs a cell phone shop in Nairobi, Kenya, has been banned from Britain after being accused of sexually attacking a 13-year-old girl on his last visit to the UK. In fact, Samson Obama was on his way to the US for the President’s inauguration ceremony and had intended to stop over in Britain to visit relatives, but was barred by immigration officials from entering the country. A White House official said President Obama had not spoken to Samson in 20 years. [See Also: Presidential Siblings and the Headaches They Caused.]
Back in 2006, Snoop Dogg, real name Calvin Broadus, was in big trouble with the UK law for allegedly starting a brawl at London’s Heathrow Airport while en route to South Africa. While that situation sort of resolved itself at the time, when Snoop tried to get into the country the following year – this time to speak a youth event with fellow rapper/actor P. Diddy following a spate of high-profile gang violence in the UK – he found himself denied by the UK Home Office on the grounds that his presence in the country was “non-conducive to the public good.”
However, the following year, an immigration judge overturned the Home Office ruling, claiming that video footage of the alleged Heathrow Airport incident showed Snoop being a generally law abiding citizen and that security and police were the ones doing the pushing. So, Snoop was allowed back in the UK and the day was saved.
Still, the UK wasn’t the only country to say no to the DoggFather: Also in 2007, Snoop was denied entry to Australia after failing a “character test” and was therefore unable to co-host the MTV Australian Video Awards.
In September 2008, rapper Busta Rhymes was denied entry to the UK because he’s “so dangerous.” (Get it? His big hit song, inspired by a 1970s PSA about the dangers of mistaking medicine for candy? OK, I’m done.)
Rhymes, whose real name is Trevor Smith and who was scheduled to headline a UK RockCorps concert at Royal Albert Hall, was denied entry into the country due to “unresolved convictions” in the US and was ordered to leave. Thing was, Busta had already been allowed into the country twice that same year and even had a work permit to perform at the charity concert. Busta’s lawyers were able to get an injunction against the border official’s decision, preventing Busta’s removal from the country. Busta was kept under armed guard at the airport for 12 hours until a judge lifted the ban; he then went on to perform to a packed house of 5,000 RockCorps volunteers.
The famous Chilean poet and winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1971, Pablo Neruda was famously denied entry to the UK, due in large part to his Communist political ideals. Born Neftalí Ricardo Reyes Basoalto, Neruda had already achieved fame for his works of poetic genius by the Cold War. He was also a confirmed member of the Communist Party, had been awarded the Stalin Peace Prize (in 1953), and held numerous diplomatic positions where he made no secret of his loyalty to the Party. And that didn’t endear him in the slightest to UK border officials.
Another famous Pablo, Pablo Picasso, was nearly denied entry to Britain during the whole Cold War thing; he was eventually allowed in, but was monitored.

Paul Robeson, black American Renaissance man, was also denied entry to the UK in the early part of the Cold War because of his support for the Welsh miners; his outspoken campaigning for better working conditions for laborers, as well as for the rights of African Americans, had garnered him the label of communist. Of course, this was during the height of the histrionic McCarthy era and Robeson had had his passport revoked by the US.
Russian composer Dimitri Shostakovich, who rose to fame during the rise of the Soviets, was also banned from Britain during the Cold War. However, his relationship to the Communist Party was far less loving than Neruda or even Picasso and was likely the result of blackmail or political pressure.
Gert Wilders, a Dutch MP and leader of the Dutch Freeman Party, was banned from entering Britain this past February, the day before he was expected to show his 17-minute film linking Islam to terror and calling the Quran a “fascist book” at the House of Lords. The film, called Fitna – an Arabic word meaning, very approximately, “schism” – opens with the massively contentious cartoon image of the Prophet Mohammed wearing a bomb as a turban, which, when it was first published in a Danish newspaper, was met with condemnation from virtually every corner of the globe.
Wilders called the UK’s decision “cowardly,” and the Dutch government pressed the UK to reverse the ban, but it stuck.
Britain has also denied entry to many other figures of controversy including, but certainly not limited to, leader of the Moonie cult, Sun Myung Moon; Louis Farrakhan, leader of the Nation of Islam; white supremacist Dennis Mahon; and shady Indian “guru,” Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh, also known as Osho.
Lots of people get turned away at the British border, and not just rappers, domestic doyennes and extremists. Earlier this year a Brazilian woman was denied entry after a search of her bags revealed a “collection of sex paraphernalia,” including lingerie, sex toys, an address book containing the names and information of male contacts and escort agencies, and not much else.
The arbitrariness of the Border entry system is probably best highlighted with this story, from the Telegraph: A foreigner who wanted to spend a week in England’s north country was denied entry after officials claimed it was “not credible” for anyone to want to spend a week in Gateshead.
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What is so gawdawful about Gateshead?
posted by Anthony on 5-6-2009 at 1:05 pm
I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
posted by andy on 5-6-2009 at 2:04 pm
My friend was denied entry into England a few years ago. She was going to live with her Scottish boyfriend at the time. She flew to London for her connection but was denied entry to the country. She had a one way ticket and they accused her of trying to get an illegal job. Her father said he would wire money to her to live off of (even though she saved a lot on her own) and her boyfriend said he would support her. She also offered to buy a return ticket home after staying for 2 weeks in Scotland. This was not good enough. They took all of the money she had saved and bought her a return flight home. She was escorted onto the plain by armed guards, crying her eyes out. She didn’t recieve her passport back until halfway through the flight. And lastly, to boot, they told her she could attempt to re-enter the country tomorrow! After they took all of her savings to pay for a flight home!
posted by Mavis on 5-6-2009 at 2:20 pm
Ah, yes, good old Fred Phelps. He made growing up in Topeka so entertaining and is a large part of the reason you should never, ever visit Kansas. Seriously, Gateshead would be better. ;)
posted by janeeyre316 on 5-6-2009 at 2:46 pm
I think a lady friend of hers in prison knitted that poncho for her.
posted by KristenI on 5-6-2009 at 8:00 pm
Snoop Dogg’s presence in any country is non-conducive to the public good.
posted by FortyTwo on 5-6-2009 at 9:27 pm
Kristenl-
You are absolutely right: Martha’s poncho was a crocheted gift from a fellow inmate. This somewhat tarnished her image for me, but only a little. In any case, oops. I apologize!
Linda
posted by Linda on 5-7-2009 at 5:04 am
the poncho was purple.
posted by Shelly on 5-7-2009 at 10:45 am
@andy lmao
posted by nihil on 5-7-2009 at 11:53 am
Michael Savage’s real last name is so much more appropriate.
posted by TheLoneIguana on 5-11-2009 at 2:06 pm
@ Mavis – hilarious! It’s like you wrote your comment specifically to make it sound worse than it was.
It’s fairly common for a country to deny access to people that intend to move there with no plausible method of supporting themselves. You can’t just hop a plane to another place and say “Oh, my boyfriend will support me” and expect them to say oh, alright, off you go then! Oh, and as long as you say it’s only flour in those bags I’m fine with that too.
Also, you make it sound like armed guards are worse than they are. Every airport has armed guards, and will often be used when someone resists or they believe someone is illegally entering the country or with illegal purpose. Same with withholding passports.
As for ‘taking her money away,’ no. They made her pay for a single flight home. This is not some kind of shock. If you are denied access to a country, you can’t offer to stay there for a bit, then buy a return ticket home. You are DENIED ENTRY into the country. This means you leave, on the next flight, with whatever money you have with you. If she had have had no money, it’s likely she would have been placed in a holding cell til someone sent her some.
posted by Luis on 5-13-2009 at 8:50 am
the border control at heathrow are a bunch of a##holes. Imagine a meter maid on the biggest power trip ever. Even parliament will not deal with these people. I got stopped the last time I went through and was illegally filmed for a tv show without my consent and the lady that handled my case was a bitch. It does not matter who you are or what you do, if they don’t like you, they send you home on the next flight. The kicker of it all was they stole my drivers license and still claim they did not take it.
posted by carol on 6-1-2009 at 3:11 am
Hey, no offence, and this is not intended as a flame or anything, but you guys should realise how bad it is for people going into your country too. Criminal record or not, I know many people who have been turned around at the airport, just cause the immigration officer didnt like the look of them. Anyone with a criminal record has to queue in the American embassy to get a visa even if they are just TRANSITING through the USA….not even passing through Immigration. The USA is the only country in the world who processes everyone who is just transiting their country. Though we all know that is so the FBI can get as many records on as many people in the world as possible. I myself had to endure an immigration officer in Atlanta (the worst airport in the USA for this stuff) ploughing un-supervised through my Yahoo email account for 45 minutes printing emails off and questioning me about the contents of my emails, some going back years. All this because I had a 6 months visa, and had previously worked in USA, so he naturally assumed I would try to stay illegally?! Britain may turn a few people away, but we are a hell of a lot easier to get into than USA. AND we dont charge you to come to UK, unlike the USA who has started making everyone pre register and pay to go there.
posted by John on 6-24-2009 at 2:45 pm
“Gert Wilders”‘ first name is actually spelled as Geert, with EE.
posted by Relor on 6-27-2009 at 8:34 pm
lol great article. It was also great when I read it in the Telegraph several weeks later. Andy Bloxham is ripping off Mental Floss.
posted by Wormbaby on 6-29-2009 at 11:53 pm
Ahem.
Martha’s poncho was CROCHETED, not knit (although there are matching knit patterns out there), and she didn’t make herself.
As a proud bistitchual hooker, I demand this be fixed! (Or at least an apology, lest I remain outraged and start lobbing yarn scraps at you.)
posted by hallie on 7-1-2009 at 1:57 am
If Snoop can’t get into Australia on because he failed a character test” then there’s a hell of a lot of Australians who should be deported. ;-)
posted by Eromanga on 8-5-2009 at 10:14 pm
Looks like Hallie beat me to it. Yep, one of Martha’s fellow inmates crocheted the famous gray(!) poncho, which started a big wave of copycatting. Crochet patterns were up on The Onlines within hours, it seemed, and knitted approximations quickly followed.
Thank heavens even La Martha couldn’t keep that trend going. Lace shawls beat heavy ponchos any day.
posted by Susan on 10-8-2009 at 10:02 am
Pablo Neruda was a socialist, not a communist.
posted by Elizabeth on 12-3-2009 at 10:57 pm