Comments on: A little Monday press release fun

By: Mary

Mary — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:37:49 +0000

I got pitched a story yesterday about a medical test that can detect warning signs of premature labor. The news hook was that “Christmas revolves around the birth of a child.” Because hey, when you think “baby Jesus,” you think “high fetal fibronectin levels.”

By: Wrink

Wrink — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:49:32 +0000

Funny fax a while back. I worked a call center where I had 30 dealers in the midwest. I had developed a great rapport with one of them and we joked a lot. One day, a co-worker in the office dropped a fax on my desk and said I should remind this guy it is a common office fax.

Our joke that day was that I lived in a large metropolitan city with beautiful women and he basically lived in cow country. His fax was a photocopy of a very pretty young ladies drivers license, a written description of a few dimensions, and the words HA HA!

Didn’t get fired, for fortunately the guy that gave me the fax found it pretty funny too!

By: Chris Coultas

Chris Coultas — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:46:34 +0000

“A bushel of apples packed in every bar, plus a secret
ingredient that unleashes the awesome power of apples.”

Simpsons Press release parody

By: Witty Nickname

Witty Nickname — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:29:37 +0000

FOUND IT!

(JUst take the spaces out – your site won’t let me post links.

http : / / polaroid . com / service / faqs . jsp ?bmUID=1196720907327&bmLocale=en_US

By: Witty Nickname

Witty Nickname — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:27:57 +0000

It was there at one time – you are not crazy.

http : / / www . cnn . com / 2004 / TECH / ptech / 02 / 17 / polaroid . warns . reut / index . html