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Update #3: We have a winner!
A lot of you were close. But it took 596 comments before Joe Maz finally guessed the right quote. I’ll be in touch about your free t-shirt.
“A,B,C. A: Always. B: Be. C: Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING.”
If you’re OK with coarse language and yelling, here’s that classic Glengarry Glen Ross scene on YouTube.
I do have a few more t-shirts to give away. Office Hours are almost over, so let’s give free shirts to the first three people to ask politely via IM. Again, my screen name is flossyjason. Talk soon.
Update #1:
Nobody has even guessed the movie the secret quote is from. Here’s your first hint: the movie was released after 1990. By the way, every time we give a hint, everybody gets all four of their guesses back.
Update #2:
One person in the 400s got the right movie. The right actor. The right scene, even. But not the quote.
I like spending time in new cities. So much to explore, from new radio stations (though we’ve listened almost exclusively to the Dodge Avenger’s Sirius Satellite) to unfamiliar local banks (though it seems like Wachovia owns everything down here).
Well, at least the whiteboard in the mental_floss Birmingham office is new and exciting. So let’s play another round of our favorite ridiculous t-shirt giveaway. Today’s topic: movie quotes.
Once again, the rules:
1) This is a complete game of chance, the equivalent of saying “We chose a number between 1 and 1,000,000. Guess.” But simply drawing a number would get repetitive. So today I’ve written a movie quote on the board. Your job is to decide which one.
2) You may guess four times, but all four guesses must be in separate comments.
3) Along with one of your guesses, tell us which t-shirt you’d like if you win (browse our store).
4) Comments don’t appear on the site until we moderate them. But we’ll be able to tell who was the first successful guesser.
If nobody’s guessed correctly by tonight, I’ll give a few hints. (And if you’re still lost, here’s a previous installment.) Best of luck!
Comments (608)
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“Well I got her number, how do you like dem apples?”
-Good Will Hunting
Forever Jung – medium
posted by Jonathan on 12-6-2007 at 10:59 am
“Inconceivable!”
~ The Princess Bride
Ladies Pi
posted by Ashley on 12-6-2007 at 11:01 am
“What we have here, is a failure to communicate!”
-Cool Hand Luke
Forever Jung – medium
posted by Jonathan on 12-6-2007 at 11:02 am
“A Revolution without Dancing is Hardly a Revolution at All”
~ V for Vendetta
Ladies Pi
posted by Ashley on 12-6-2007 at 11:02 am
“Nobody’s perfect.” — Some like it hot.
Beethoven -small.
posted by Annie on 12-6-2007 at 11:03 am
“Here’s looking at you, kid” — Casablanca
Beethoven small
posted by Annie on 12-6-2007 at 11:04 am
“I have you now.”
~ Star Wars
Mental floss logo XL
posted by Ernesto on 12-6-2007 at 11:04 am
“Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing / from a web? / No he *can’t*, / He’s a pig. / Look out! / He is the Spider-Pig!”
-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Movie
Rhesus
posted by Gabriel on 12-6-2007 at 11:04 am
“My precious.” — Lord of the Rings
Beethoven small
posted by Annie on 12-6-2007 at 11:05 am
“Sanctuary! Sanctuary!”
-Quasimodo
Forever Jung – medium
posted by Jonathan on 12-6-2007 at 11:05 am
“What’s A Yout?” – My Cousin Vinny
Forever Jung – XL
posted by Aron on 12-6-2007 at 11:05 am
“A lot of people died today, many of them didn’t have to!” – Bill Pullman, Independence Day.
Large Forever Jung
posted by Kevin Nelson on 12-6-2007 at 11:06 am
“Holy Schniekies”
Tommy Boy
Mental floss logo– xl
posted by Ernesto on 12-6-2007 at 11:06 am
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the war room.” — Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
Beethoven small
posted by Annie on 12-6-2007 at 11:06 am
“but in death we do have names, his name was robert palson, high name was robert palson, HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PALSON
-Fight Club
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:06 am
“Oh, how pretty the sky is. I oughta go there on a rocket that never comes down.”
-Streetcar Named Desire
Forever Yung – medium
posted by Jonathan on 12-6-2007 at 11:07 am
“You Talkin’ To Me” – Taxi Driver
Forever Jung – XL
posted by Aron on 12-6-2007 at 11:07 am
“You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. ” – Tyler Durden
Still Forever Jung
posted by Kevin Nelson on 12-6-2007 at 11:07 am
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum”
-Nada, They Live
Rhesus
posted by Gabriel on 12-6-2007 at 11:08 am
“Mine, mine, mine.”
Finding Nemo
MF logo– xl
posted by Ernesto on 12-6-2007 at 11:08 am
jesus christ, i didn’t know they stacked piles of shit that high
-full metal jacket
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:08 am
“Is It Safe” – Marathon Man
Forever Jung – XL
posted by Aron on 12-6-2007 at 11:08 am
“He’s an angry elf!”
-Buddy, Elf
Rhesus
posted by Gabriel on 12-6-2007 at 11:10 am
“Go Ahead, Make My Day” – Dirty Harry
Forever Jung – XL
posted by Aron on 12-6-2007 at 11:10 am
I dabbled in pacifism once Dude…
Walter – The Big Lebowski
Karl Marx Shirt
posted by Ken on 12-6-2007 at 11:10 am
…But you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. You obviously missed the point of that story…
Half baked
Hip to be square shirt
posted by Ken on 12-6-2007 at 11:12 am
From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.
- Moby Dick
Achilles M
posted by Jeremiah on 12-6-2007 at 11:12 am
hundreds of thousands of people are killed in car accidents every year that just like four more
-live free or die hard unrated
med pluto
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:12 am
“You’re my boy, Blue! You’re my boy.”
-Frank, Old School
Rhesus
posted by Gabriel on 12-6-2007 at 11:13 am
Zed’s dead baby
Pulp Fiction
Original Deaf Jam Shirt
posted by Ken on 12-6-2007 at 11:13 am
“What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That’s a pretty good idea. I’ll give you the moon, Mary.”
~ It’s a Wonderful Life
(Hey, tis the season!)
Ladies Pi again
posted by Ashley on 12-6-2007 at 11:14 am
“So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
scurvy, XL plz
posted by Andrew on 12-6-2007 at 11:14 am
Rich fellas come up an’ they die, an’ their kids ain’t no good an’ they die out. But we keep a’comin’. We’re the people that live. They can’t wipe us out; they can’t lick us. We’ll go on forever, Pa, ’cause we’re the people.
- Grapes of Wrath
posted by Jeremiah on 12-6-2007 at 11:14 am
Bring out the Gimp
Pulp Fiction
Pluto Shirt
posted by Ken on 12-6-2007 at 11:15 am
COME BACK HERE YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!!!
-SPACEBALLS
large pluto
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:15 am
Sugarcane planter, I am the bandit Cobra Verde – Cobra Verde
posted by Jeremiah on 12-6-2007 at 11:15 am
“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.”
~ Arsenic and Old Lace
Still Ladies Pi
posted by Ashley on 12-6-2007 at 11:15 am
Oh yeah, I forgot tell you. Your cousin got hit upside the head with a tire he was changing. – Hail Cracking Cobra Eggs (Birmingham film)
posted by Jeremiah on 12-6-2007 at 11:16 am
Rose….Bud
-citizen kane
large pluto
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:17 am
Who is Keyser Soze? -The Usual Suspects
The Binary Social Club T-shirt – L
posted by John on 12-6-2007 at 11:18 am
“There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home”
-Wizard of OZ
_ Lady Macbeth
posted by Melissa B on 12-6-2007 at 11:18 am
oh yeah i love dags, I like caravans better though
-snatch
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:19 am
“You have chosen… wisely.”
-Grail Knight, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
posted by Andrew on 12-6-2007 at 11:22 am
“Leaping lizards”
-Annie
-Lady macbeth
posted by Melissa B on 12-6-2007 at 11:22 am
“Pardon me while I whip this out.”
Blazing Saddles
Pi XXL
posted by Winthebig on 12-6-2007 at 11:23 am
“Why do we need to bring this crap? I’m sure they have crap where we’re going!” ~ Dung Beetle in Ice Age 2
xxl rhesus
posted by QT314159265 on 12-6-2007 at 11:24 am
“You’ll shoot your eye out”
-a christmas story
-lady macbeth
posted by Melissa B on 12-6-2007 at 11:26 am
“Khaaaaaaaaaan!”
-Captain Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
posted by Andrew on 12-6-2007 at 11:26 am
“Pink is my signature color.”
Steel magnolias
xxl rhesus
posted by qt314159265 on 12-6-2007 at 11:26 am
“Do ya love him, Loretta?”
“Yeah, Ma.”
“Geez, that’s too bad.”
Moonstruck
Pluto XXL
posted by winthebig on 12-6-2007 at 11:27 am
He hates these can!
The Jerk
Mendel Shirt
posted by Bill on 12-6-2007 at 11:27 am
Don Job: Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Deliverence
Rhesus XXL
posted by qt314159265 on 12-6-2007 at 11:28 am
if i don’t come back tell mama i love her
but lewyland your mama died two years ago
oh..well i suppose ill tell her myself then
-no country for old men
large pluto
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:28 am
teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings
easter island
posted by amy on 12-6-2007 at 11:28 am
You’ll shoot your eye out
Christmas Story
Mendel
posted by Bill on 12-6-2007 at 11:29 am
“It was beauty that killed the beast”
-King Kong
-lady macbeth
posted by Melissa B on 12-6-2007 at 11:29 am
luke. i am your father
easter island
posted by amy on 12-6-2007 at 11:29 am
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius; Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”
-Maximus, Gladiator
posted by Andrew on 12-6-2007 at 11:29 am
The shnoznberries taste like shnozberries
Willy Wonka
Mendel shirt
posted by Bill on 12-6-2007 at 11:30 am
follow the yellow brick road
easter island
posted by amy on 12-6-2007 at 11:31 am
Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown (Chinatown)
Pluto M
posted by Suza on 12-6-2007 at 11:32 am
“You sure is ugly.”
The Color Purple
Scurvy – XXL
posted by Jay on 12-6-2007 at 11:33 am
who’s mommy’s little piggie (christmas story)
easter island
posted by amy on 12-6-2007 at 11:33 am
I’m getting to old for this sh*t
Any Leathal Weapon movie
Mendel
posted by Bill on 12-6-2007 at 11:34 am
“I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. That means no.”
-Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Scurvy small, please!
posted by Allison on 12-6-2007 at 11:34 am
Go ahead, make my day (Sudden Impact)
Pluto M
posted by Suza on 12-6-2007 at 11:35 am
“Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get!”
-Forest Gump
RIP Pluto T-Shirt
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 11:35 am
It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you
Showgirls
still rhesus xxl
posted by qt314159265 on 12-6-2007 at 11:36 am
You can’t fool me! There ain’t no Sanity Claus! (A Night at The Opera)
Pluto M
posted by Suza on 12-6-2007 at 11:36 am
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
Forrest Gump (Greenbow, Alabama)
Rhesus xl
posted by JaneM on 12-6-2007 at 11:38 am
Life is like a box of chocolates; You never know what you’re gonna get.
Forrest Gump
Pi, Medium
posted by BeckyJ on 12-6-2007 at 11:39 am
The name’s Bond, James Bond…
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 11:39 am
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
-Gone with the Wind
Scurvy small, please
posted by Allison on 12-6-2007 at 11:39 am
“Quite frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Gone With the Wind
Beethoven Deaf Jam shirt, Men’s medium
posted by Steve on 12-6-2007 at 11:39 am
You either get busy living, or get busy dying…
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 11:40 am
I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
When Harry Met Sally
Pi, Med
posted by BeckyJ on 12-6-2007 at 11:41 am
If you build it they will come
Pie – large
posted by Sheila on 12-6-2007 at 11:41 am
Hasta la vista, BABY!
-Terminator
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 11:41 am
I can’t believe nobody said this one yet –
Hasta la vista, BABY!
-Terminator
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 11:42 am
“I bet if you look hard enough, you’ll find that love actually is all around.”
-Prime Minister David, Love Actually
Scurvy small, please!
posted by Allison on 12-6-2007 at 11:42 am
Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
Wizard of Oz
Pi, M
posted by BeckyJ on 12-6-2007 at 11:42 am
E.T. phone home.
E.T.
Pi, Med
posted by BeckyJ on 12-6-2007 at 11:43 am
“Nobody gets in to see the wizard. Not nobody not no how.”
(Pluto)
posted by Nicole on 12-6-2007 at 11:43 am
Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords. (Kill Bill)
Pluto M
posted by Suza on 12-6-2007 at 11:44 am
I’ll get you my pretty. And your little dog too!
(Pluto)
posted by Nicole on 12-6-2007 at 11:44 am
“Life is pain, your highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
-Westley, The Princess Bride
Scurvy small, please!
posted by Allison on 12-6-2007 at 11:46 am
…pegs…spokes…lucky.
–Napoleon Dynamite
medium easy as pie
posted by Carrie G. on 12-6-2007 at 11:46 am
“Men and women can never be friends.”
When Harry Met Sally
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 11:47 am
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
- “The Princess Bride”
Mental Floss logo
posted by Karen on 12-6-2007 at 11:48 am
“Well “Sinead O’Rebellion.” Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior.”
-Empire Records
Scurvy T-shirt (large)
posted by Mara on 12-6-2007 at 11:49 am
The fall will probably kill you.
- “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”
Mental Floss logo
posted by Karen on 12-6-2007 at 11:49 am
…pegs…spokes…lucky.
–Napoleon Dynamite
Womens Medium–Easy as pi
posted by Carrie G on 12-6-2007 at 11:50 am
i’ll have what she’s having
-when harry met sally
posted by richel on 12-6-2007 at 11:50 am
oh, lady macbeth
posted by richel on 12-6-2007 at 11:51 am
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
-Casablanca
Women’s Pluto, M please!
posted by Pam on 12-6-2007 at 11:51 am
“Go f**k a goat!”
The 40-Year Old Virgin
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 11:51 am
we’re on a mission from god
–blues brothers
lady macbeth
posted by richel on 12-6-2007 at 11:52 am
Demented and sad, but social.
-The Breakfast Club
Physics Society, L
posted by John C. on 12-6-2007 at 11:52 am
“This aggression will not stand.”
- The Big Lebowski
(first said by George H. Bush, and subsequently repeated by Walter, Dude, Donnie, and others)
women’s alaska XL
posted by KT on 12-6-2007 at 11:52 am
“Now, bring me that horizon.”
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 11:53 am
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”
-Dirty Dancing
Women’s Pluto, M
posted by Pam on 12-6-2007 at 11:53 am
you stay classy, san diego
–ron burgundy, anchorman
posted by richel on 12-6-2007 at 11:54 am
“What’s with today today?”
- Empire Records (Lucas)
women’s alaska XL
posted by KT on 12-6-2007 at 11:54 am
“Leave the gun, take the canoli”
- Godfather I
The rhesus T-shirt
posted by Keeker on 12-6-2007 at 11:54 am
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?”
- the Wizard of Oz
Lady MacBeth T-shirt
posted by Keeker on 12-6-2007 at 11:55 am
“So I got that going for me, which is nice.”
Caddyshack
women’s marx XL
posted by Alicia on 12-6-2007 at 11:55 am
all right, mr. demille, i’m ready for my close-up.
–sunset boulevard
posted by richel on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 am
“Tomorrow we rock Portland”
-Singles
women’s alaska XL
posted by KT on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 am
Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
-Elf
posted by Pam on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 am
“I am not weak!”
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 am
“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need
roads.”
- Doc Brown, Back to the Future
(Easter Island shirt)
posted by Jessica on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 am
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
- When Haryy met Sally
Rhesus T-shirt
posted by Keeker on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 am
“Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?”
–The Joker, Batman
(Easter Island shirt)
posted by Jessica on 12-6-2007 at 11:57 am
As you wish.
Princess Bride
Scurvy – M
posted by Nina on 12-6-2007 at 11:58 am
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
– Princess Bride
Mental Floss logo
posted by Lynda on 12-6-2007 at 11:58 am
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get.
Forrest Gump
Rhesus Women’s small
posted by MC112358 on 12-6-2007 at 11:58 am
“I’m the ghost with the most, babe.”
–Beetlejuice
(Easter Island shirt)
posted by Jessica on 12-6-2007 at 11:58 am
“So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.”
Office Space
women’s Binary Social Club
posted by Cheyenne on 12-6-2007 at 11:58 am
“Donny you’re out of your element!”
Mendel, M, green
posted by Colin on 12-6-2007 at 11:59 am
No, Luke, I am your father!
Star Wars
posted by MC112358 on 12-6-2007 at 11:59 am
I feel the need….the need for speed.
-Top Gun
Women’s Pluto M
posted by Pam on 12-6-2007 at 12:00 pm
“I was born a poor black child…”
The Jerk
women’s marx XL
posted by Alicia on 12-6-2007 at 12:00 pm
“Smokey, this is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.”
-The Big Lebowski
pluto, small
posted by Jena on 12-6-2007 at 12:01 pm
Say hello to my leetle friend!
- “Scarface”
Mental Floss logo
posted by Karen on 12-6-2007 at 12:01 pm
“It’s so sweet. He looks just like a little entree.”
Addams Family
Women’s easy as pi shirt
posted by Stephanie on 12-6-2007 at 12:01 pm
“Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?”
-The Breakfast Club
women’s alaska XL
posted by KT on 12-6-2007 at 12:01 pm
I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ babies.
- “Gone with the Wind”
Mental Floss logo
posted by Karen on 12-6-2007 at 12:02 pm
“Are you the Keymaster?”
–Dana, Ghostbusters
(Easter Island shirt)
posted by Jessica on 12-6-2007 at 12:02 pm
Benjamin: Wood?
Mrs. Robinson: What?
Benjamin: Wood or wire? They have both.
The Graduate
Easy as pi – Womens
posted by Stephanie on 12-6-2007 at 12:02 pm
HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?
Wedding Crashers
Scurvy – M
posted by Nina on 12-6-2007 at 12:03 pm
Dole Office Clerk: I’m sorry, I’m on my wine break.
History of the World Part 1
Womens easy as pi shirt
posted by Stephanie on 12-6-2007 at 12:04 pm
“You sit on a throne of lies! You smell like beef and cheese!”
elf
mendel, M green
posted by Colin on 12-6-2007 at 12:04 pm
“Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!”
(along with about 3 dozen other fantastic quotes!)
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Pi T-shirt
posted by Keeker on 12-6-2007 at 12:04 pm
“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walked into mine.” – Casablance
“Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” – Dumb and Dumber
“Buddy the Elf, whats your favorite color?” – Elf
“”Badges, we don’t need no stinkin’ badges” Blazing Saddles
Hip to b2 – medium
posted by Jeremy on 12-6-2007 at 12:05 pm
Wooderson: That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Dazed and Confused
Womens easy as pi
posted by Stephanie on 12-6-2007 at 12:05 pm
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning”
Apocalypse Now.
Pluto womens L
posted by Darcy on 12-6-2007 at 12:06 pm
…and I am an idiot. My mom always said I had trouble reading and following directions
posted by Jeremy on 12-6-2007 at 12:07 pm
“One Million Dollars”
Austin Powers
pluto womens L
posted by Darcy on 12-6-2007 at 12:08 pm
“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walked into mine.” – Casablance
posted by Jeremy on 12-6-2007 at 12:09 pm
“”Badges, we don’t need no stinkin’ badges” Blazing Saddles
posted by Jeremy on 12-6-2007 at 12:09 pm
“Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” – Dumb and Dumber
posted by Jeremy on 12-6-2007 at 12:10 pm
Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
-”Goldfinger”
posted by Mathias on 12-6-2007 at 12:10 pm
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”
- Jessica, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
(You’ve Got Male, large)
posted by Karl on 12-6-2007 at 12:10 pm
“Smells like somebody died.”
Tombstone
Rhesus – XXL
posted by Kristy on 12-6-2007 at 12:10 pm
“Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does”
-Simpsons movie
There’s No Right Way to Eat a Rhesus
Womens M
posted by Kelly on 12-6-2007 at 12:11 pm
“Don’t throw me down, Clark!”
- Great Aunt Bethany, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
(You’ve Got Male, large)
posted by Karl on 12-6-2007 at 12:11 pm
Toga! – Animal House
posted by Jeremy on 12-6-2007 at 12:12 pm
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…
Office Space
Scurvy M
posted by Nina on 12-6-2007 at 12:12 pm
“It’s gonna rain on your head…”
The Color Purple
(Beethoven Deaf Jam, large)
posted by Karl on 12-6-2007 at 12:12 pm
“May the Schwartz be with you!” -Spaceballs.
Women’s Pluto, medium
posted by heather on 12-6-2007 at 12:12 pm
“Forget about it”
Donnie Brasco
Pluto womens L
posted by darcy on 12-6-2007 at 12:13 pm
“Damn the man, save the Empire!”
- Empire Records
There’s No Right Way to Eat a Rhesus
Women’s M
posted by Kelly on 12-6-2007 at 12:13 pm
“You can’t handle the truth!!”
-Jack Nichalson
-Men’s medium “Ship Happens
posted by Adam on 12-6-2007 at 12:13 pm
“I’m very honored and terrified to be here.”
- Penny Pingleton, “Hairspray (the musical)”
(Beethoven Deaf Jam, large)
posted by Karl Lewis on 12-6-2007 at 12:15 pm
“Danger is my middle name.”
Austin Powers
posted by Kristy on 12-6-2007 at 12:15 pm
“Cue the cheesy inspirational music!” -Bruce Almighty
posted by heather on 12-6-2007 at 12:16 pm
“You’re Godd*mned right I ordered the code red!!
-Jack Nicholson
-Men’s Medium “Pavlov Blue”
posted by Adam on 12-6-2007 at 12:17 pm
“you’re kill’n me Smalls.”
Sandlot
Macbeth
posted by Kim on 12-6-2007 at 12:20 pm
Agent Smith: Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.
-”The Matrix”
Karl Marx-XXL
posted by Mathias on 12-6-2007 at 12:20 pm
“Here’s Johnny!”
-”The Shining”
-Jack Nicholson
-Men’s medium Achilles
posted by Adam Starr on 12-6-2007 at 12:22 pm
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with some angels.”
-”The Departed”
-Jack Nicholson
-Men’s medium Freud
posted by Adam on 12-6-2007 at 12:26 pm
“Why do they call you Red?”
“Because I’m Irish.”
The Shawshank Redemption
(Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman)
posted by MarkD on 12-6-2007 at 12:26 pm
Shaaaaane!
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 12:27 pm
“.. Shampoo is better.”
Billy Madison
Idioms are for the birds- XL
posted by teach7 on 12-6-2007 at 12:29 pm
“She turned me into a Newt!”
“A Newt?!?”
“Well I got better”
Monty Python
pluto womens L
posted by Darcy on 12-6-2007 at 12:31 pm
“What’s happenin’ hot stuff?” (Sixteen Candles)
Scurvy, Women’s small
posted by Liz on 12-6-2007 at 12:31 pm
“… we needed the eggs.”
Annie Hall
Scurvy XL
posted by Betsy on 12-6-2007 at 12:31 pm
“Some people like to call it luck, I like to call it….well luck…”
Happy Gilmore
Idioms- XL
posted by teach7 on 12-6-2007 at 12:31 pm
“It is NOT a TUMOR”
posted by Betsy on 12-6-2007 at 12:33 pm
“Kickboxing– sport of the future” (Say Anything)
Scurvy, women’s small
posted by Liz on 12-6-2007 at 12:33 pm
I’ll never go hungry again! – Gone with the Wind
Pi L
posted by Julie on 12-6-2007 at 12:34 pm
Dad, you just kicked that prayer’s ass
Talladega Nights
Pi L
posted by Julie on 12-6-2007 at 12:35 pm
“You can help me shave my armpits” (Billy Madison)
Scurvy, women’s small
posted by Liz on 12-6-2007 at 12:36 pm
“I’ll be back” (THE TERMINATOR)
Ladies M Pi
posted by Erin on 12-6-2007 at 12:36 pm
“Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?” Rent-Boy
Trainspotting
Beethoven Deaf Jam, large
posted by Paperback Writer on 12-6-2007 at 12:40 pm
Thanks for sharing the holiday spirit, Psycho
8 Crazy Nights
Pi L
posted by Julie on 12-6-2007 at 12:40 pm
maggots…you’re eating maggots micheal, how do they taste – lost boys
posted by shell on 12-6-2007 at 12:41 pm
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
Jaws
XXL pi
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 12:42 pm
Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives. When he isn’t around he leaves an awful hole, doesn’t he?
It’s a wonderful live
Pi L
posted by Julie on 12-6-2007 at 12:43 pm
“I want an official Red Ryder, carbide action, 200-shot, range model air rifle!”
A Christmas Story
XXL pi
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 12:43 pm
“Six very nearly dead guys who got a temporary reprieve! That’s your name! Kill you later!”
Mystery Men
XXL Pi, plz.
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 12:44 pm
“What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color?”
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(lady macbeth shirt)
posted by Amanda on 12-6-2007 at 12:44 pm
“Welcome to the desert of the real.” -Matrix
Entropy WS
posted by ThePolynomial on 12-6-2007 at 12:45 pm
“There’s one at the same time tomorrow. I suggest you not underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State, and show up two hours in advance.” -from Dogma
Pluto shirt!
posted by Kelly J on 12-6-2007 at 12:45 pm
william H. Bonney YOU ARE NOT A GOD! – young guns 2!
xl rhesus
posted by shell on 12-6-2007 at 12:45 pm
“And the flowers are still standing!”
Ghostbusters
XXL Pi, s’il vous plait.
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 12:45 pm
“I am the walrus.”
Donny, in “The Big Lebowski”
(hip 2b^2 – medium)
posted by Josh on 12-6-2007 at 12:46 pm
“You shall not pass.” –Gandalf in LOTR–Fellowship of the Ring
(lady macbeth shirt, women’s small)
posted by Amanda on 12-6-2007 at 12:46 pm
I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We’re looking up ‘money laundering’ in the dictionary!
Office Space
Ladies M Pi
posted by Erin on 12-6-2007 at 12:47 pm
“You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.” -from Hook
Pluto shirt!
posted by Kelly J on 12-6-2007 at 12:48 pm
I hate waiting.
Princess Bride
Ladies M Pi
posted by Erin on 12-6-2007 at 12:48 pm
“Just keep swimming.” -from Finding Nemo
Pluto shirt!
posted by Kelly J on 12-6-2007 at 12:49 pm
“We are the knights who say, ‘Ni!’” – Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Beethoven small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 12:50 pm
“It’s funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.” -A Clockwork Orange
Pluto shirt!
posted by Kelly J on 12-6-2007 at 12:53 pm
“I want my two dollars!”
“My little brother got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother dropped acid, freaked out, and hijacked a schoolbus full of penguins, so it’s kind of a family crisis, could you come back later? Thanks, bye”
-Better off Dead
Scurvy, L
posted by Lesley on 12-6-2007 at 12:53 pm
Snakes, why did it have to be snakes.
-Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark
Beethoven small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 12:54 pm
Oops, didn’t put it in separate comments….
“I want my two dollars!”
-Better of Dead
Scurvy, L
posted by Lesley on 12-6-2007 at 12:55 pm
“We demand a shrubbery!”
-Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Pythagoras xxl
posted by Nick on 12-6-2007 at 12:56 pm
“I was born a poor black child.”
Steve Martin, The Jerk
posted by Betsy on 12-6-2007 at 12:56 pm
“There’s no crying in baseball!”
- A League of Their Own
Simple as Pi, size L
posted by Julie on 12-6-2007 at 12:57 pm
“We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”
posted by Betsy on 12-6-2007 at 12:58 pm
“Say hello to my little friend!” -Scarface
Beethoven small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 12:59 pm
Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
Dirty Harry
posted by MC112358 on 12-6-2007 at 12:59 pm
From “Repo Man”
Otto: “That’s bullshit! You’re just a white, suburban punk like me.”
Duke (who is shot and mortally wounded): “Yes. But it still hurts.”
Scurvy/lemonade
posted by harold on 12-6-2007 at 1:00 pm
It’s hot, damn hot! It’s so hot, you could do a little crotchpot cooking.
Good Morning Viet Nam
Large Mental_Floss
posted by jdl on 12-6-2007 at 1:00 pm
I am no man!
Arwen in LOTR
posted by MC112358 on 12-6-2007 at 1:02 pm
“Houston, we have a problem”
- Apollo 13
posted by Susan on 12-6-2007 at 1:03 pm
“That’s some bad hat Harry.”
Jaws
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 1:04 pm
It puts the lotion on its skin- silence of the lambs
beethoven- xl
posted by shell on 12-6-2007 at 1:04 pm
Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything
: I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.
posted by Dean on 12-6-2007 at 1:04 pm
Back off, man. I’m a scientist. —Ghostbusters
Pluto
posted by Griner on 12-6-2007 at 1:04 pm
“Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee!” -Anchorman
Women’s Pluto
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 1:05 pm
“This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?” – Better Off Dead
Pluto, Medium (Womens)
posted by Joanna on 12-6-2007 at 1:05 pm
You’re so money and you don’t even know it! – Swingers
Beethoven small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 1:05 pm
“Soylent Green is people!”
[Idioms, M]
posted by A. W. Gray on 12-6-2007 at 1:05 pm
“Quiet isn’t George Michael Dolenz?”
Head
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 1:05 pm
“No wire hangers!” – Mommie Dearest
[Idioms, M]
posted by A. W. Gray on 12-6-2007 at 1:05 pm
i am jacks complete lack of suprise- fight club
posted by shell on 12-6-2007 at 1:06 pm
“Say hello to my little friend.” – Scarface
[Idioms, M]
posted by A. W. Gray on 12-6-2007 at 1:06 pm
“I’d like a nice cold glass of gravy with a hair in it.”
Head
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 1:06 pm
“Bond, James Bond.” – pick one
[Idioms, M]
posted by A. W. Gray on 12-6-2007 at 1:06 pm
“There are some who would call me….Tim?”
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Rhesus XXL
posted by Derek on 12-6-2007 at 1:06 pm
oops forgot to mention I would like to Mental Floss logo shirt XXL
Eddie Adams(Dirk Diggler) from Boogie Nights
: When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign – it just blows up because the name is so powerful… It says, “Dirk Diggler.”
posted by Dean on 12-6-2007 at 1:10 pm
“i am jack’s wasted life” Fight Club
posted by Andrea Uribe-Pitts on 12-6-2007 at 1:11 pm
“Now that is a tasty burger”
-Pulp Fiction
Womens Pi-small
posted by Kizzy on 12-6-2007 at 1:13 pm
“I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew… ” -Heathers
Pluto, Medium (Womens)
posted by Joanna on 12-6-2007 at 1:14 pm
Bluto Animal House
: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Mental Floss Logo XXL
posted by Dean on 12-6-2007 at 1:15 pm
That’s no moon.
Star Wars
Karl Marx, XL
posted by Kevin on 12-6-2007 at 1:15 pm
“Run Forest Run.”
Forest Gump
Alaska
posted by Leslie on 12-6-2007 at 1:15 pm
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.”
the usual suspects.
entrophy tshirt L
posted by Andrea Uribe-Pitts on 12-6-2007 at 1:16 pm
“Kiss my converse”
-The Last Dragon
Ladies Pythag-small
posted by Kizzy on 12-6-2007 at 1:16 pm
“Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Fridays, but I don’t really like that place. Or anyone that I work with. ” – Failure to Launch
Pluto, Medium (womens)
posted by Joanna on 12-6-2007 at 1:18 pm
I like to do it. I enjoy it. Take your aesthete’s; taste purer things; kill them swiftly, if you will, but do it. For do not doubt: you are a killer, Louis.
- interview with the vampire
scurvy t-shirt L
posted by Andrea Uribe-Pitts on 12-6-2007 at 1:18 pm
“A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead!” – Mallrats
posted by sd on 12-6-2007 at 1:20 pm
“Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh… it doesn’t really matter. I uh, I don’t like my job, and, uh, I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore. ” – Office Space
Pluto, Medium (womens)
posted by Joanna on 12-6-2007 at 1:21 pm
Don’t call me stupid.
Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you! I’ve worn dresses with higher I.Q.s!
A Fish Called Wanda
posted by leslie on 12-6-2007 at 1:21 pm
“I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
Pluto, womens med
posted by sd on 12-6-2007 at 1:23 pm
“Anybody want a peanut?” -Princess Bride
Pythagoras, S
posted by mle on 12-6-2007 at 1:23 pm
“Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear” – Empire Records
Pluto womens med
posted by sd on 12-6-2007 at 1:23 pm
“Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God’s true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.”
Dogma
Idioms – XL
posted by Kevin on 12-6-2007 at 1:25 pm
“Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let’s say I go into a guy’s office, let’s say he’s even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I’m like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you’re naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go…[rips up dinner rolll]Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. And that’s when I blow it. That’s when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?” – tommy boy
entrophy – L
posted by Andrea Uribe-Pitts on 12-6-2007 at 1:25 pm
“Mamma always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get’”.
Forrest Gump
XXXL Marx
posted by Kyle on 12-6-2007 at 1:25 pm
“These go to eleven.” – This Is Spinal Tap
Pythagoras, S
posted by mle on 12-6-2007 at 1:26 pm
Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends. – Almost Famous
Pluto womens med
posted by sd on 12-6-2007 at 1:26 pm
“Oh, Sammy’s so confused he don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.” -Steel Magnolias
Women’s Pluto R.I.P. T-shirt (large)
posted by Phoebe Walker on 12-6-2007 at 1:26 pm
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.” – Blues Brothers
Pythagoras, S
posted by mle on 12-6-2007 at 1:28 pm
“Poor people are crazy, Jack. I’m eccentric.”
Dennis Hopper in Speed
posted by irene on 12-6-2007 at 1:28 pm
“Fra-GEE-lay, that must be Italian. I think that says Fragile, dear”
-A Christmas Story
Macbeth, Large
posted by Lauren on 12-6-2007 at 1:28 pm
“Follow the money.”
All The President’s Men
posted by Leslie on 12-6-2007 at 1:29 pm
“We’re going streaking!” – Old School
Idioms are for the Birds XL
posted by Phoebe Walker on 12-6-2007 at 1:30 pm
“2 hits– me hittin’ you, you hittin’ the floor.” (the Breakfast Club)
Scurvy, women’s small
posted by Liz on 12-6-2007 at 1:35 pm
“We got Annie!” -Annie
Women’s Lady Macbeth T-Shirt (large)
posted by Phoebe Walker on 12-6-2007 at 1:36 pm
I’m not an ambi-turner
zoolander
alaska small
posted by autumn on 12-6-2007 at 1:36 pm
“Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby.”
Greta Garbo in Anna Chirstie
Women’s Gregor Mendel T-Shirt
posted by Anita on 12-6-2007 at 1:36 pm
I just got one thing to say… to my wife at home: Yo, Adrian! I DID IT!
Scurvy large
posted by Jon on 12-6-2007 at 1:37 pm
goonies never say die
the goonies
posted by autumn on 12-6-2007 at 1:38 pm
“No one makes me bleed my own blood!” – Dodgeball
Easter Island Shirt (women’s L)
posted by Average Jane on 12-6-2007 at 1:38 pm
“Never trust a vegetarian!”
-Notting Hill
There’s no right way to eat a Rhesus, medium
posted by Deanne on 12-6-2007 at 1:40 pm
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
casablanca
posted by autumn on 12-6-2007 at 1:42 pm
“It’s freakin’ gone with the wind”
- Kitty, Superman returns
Beethoven small please
posted by Ashley Daily on 12-6-2007 at 1:43 pm
Allow myself to introduce… myself!
austin powers
posted by autumn on 12-6-2007 at 1:44 pm
“You had me at hello.” – Jerry Maguire
Women’s Pavlov T-Shirt (large)
posted by Phoebe Walker on 12-6-2007 at 1:44 pm
“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.”
Goodfellas
Pavlov long sleeve 2XL
posted by Doug K on 12-6-2007 at 1:44 pm
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
-Casablanca
Scurvy, L
posted by David on 12-6-2007 at 1:45 pm
Dang, that’s already been guessed (crtl F failed!).
“Shenanigans!”
-Super Troopers
Scurvy, L
posted by David on 12-6-2007 at 1:46 pm
“You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little f___ up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to f___’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
Goodfellas
Pavlov long sleeve 2XL
posted by Doug K on 12-6-2007 at 1:47 pm
“And he puzzled & puzzled ’til his puller was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of
something he hadn’t before.
What if Christmas, he thought,
doesn’t come from a store.
What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more…”
-The Grinch who Stole Christmas
Pavlov
posted by Lynda on 12-6-2007 at 1:47 pm
“ooh, these mashed potatoes are so creamy!”
-Maude, While you were sleeping
beethoven, small
posted by Ashley Daily on 12-6-2007 at 1:52 pm
We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
The Blues Brothers
Rhesus XXL
posted by Dusty on 12-6-2007 at 1:53 pm
“…opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three nights. ”
Bull Durham
Binary Large
posted by Fred on 12-6-2007 at 1:54 pm
“It was like death! But in a good way.”
Tim Robbins in IQ
(XL Lady Macbeth)
posted by Missy on 12-6-2007 at 1:54 pm
Listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn’t even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6… Bloody paperwork.
Brazil
Rhesus XXL
posted by Dusty on 12-6-2007 at 1:55 pm
“The garbage chute was a really wonderful idea! What an incredible smell you discovered!”
Harrison Ford, Star Wars
(XL Lady Macbeth)
posted by Missy on 12-6-2007 at 1:55 pm
“The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.”
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (and/or Super Troopers)
Pluto – Small
posted by Alexandra on 12-6-2007 at 1:56 pm
Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.
The Goonies
Rhesus XXL
posted by Dusty on 12-6-2007 at 1:58 pm
“They’re Heeeere”
Poltergeist
W-Large Pi Shirt
posted by Kelly on 12-6-2007 at 1:58 pm
“It’s all ball bearings nowadays.”
Chevy Chase, Fletch
(womens XL Lady Macbeth)
posted by Missy on 12-6-2007 at 1:59 pm
Come on! Come on! Let’s kill each other over the pepperoni.
The Goonies
Rhesus XXL
posted by Dusty on 12-6-2007 at 1:59 pm
“They said you was hung”
Blazing Saddles
Mental Floss logo
posted by Tom on 12-6-2007 at 2:02 pm
“Get it? I’m a zit!”
-Animal House
Idioms, xxl
posted by Nick on 12-6-2007 at 2:03 pm
“I never knew it to fail. Some big, hard-boiled egg gets a look at a pretty face and bang. He cracks up and goes sappy.” -Denham, “King Kong”
MF logo, Size L!
posted by Joe Maz on 12-6-2007 at 2:06 pm
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
Caddyshack
(women’s XL Lady Macbeth)
posted by Missy on 12-6-2007 at 2:07 pm
“Give me some sugar, baby.”
-Ash
Army of Darkness
Entropy, xxl
posted by Nick on 12-6-2007 at 2:13 pm
“Hey, don’t worry, I can handle it. I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why are you dressed like that?” -Jack Burton , “Big Trouble In Little China”
MF Logo, Size L!
posted by Joe Maz on 12-6-2007 at 2:13 pm
Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens.
– Eraserhead
Alaska xxl
posted by vorple on 12-6-2007 at 2:13 pm
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
The Godfather
Women’s Karl Marx – Med
posted by Jenn on 12-6-2007 at 2:18 pm
[Regarding tree-shaped air fresheners]
Miller: Find one in every car. You’ll see.
– Repo Man
Alaska xl
posted by Vorple on 12-6-2007 at 2:19 pm
“Klaatu…Verata…N(mumbles/clears throat)”
-Ash
Army of Darkness
Idioms, xxl
posted by Nick on 12-6-2007 at 2:19 pm
Montag: “Yes! I am Montag. Master of illusion. Defier of the laws of reason. What is real? Are you certain you know what reality is? How do you know, that at this second, you aren’t sleeping in your bed, dreaming that you’re in this theater?”
– Wizard of Gore (1970)
Alaska M
posted by Vorple on 12-6-2007 at 2:22 pm
We’re going to need a bigger boat
Jaws
Idioms
posted by Lindsey U on 12-6-2007 at 2:24 pm
Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown… the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?
– Criswell introducing Plan 9 from Outer Space
Alaska s
posted by Vorple on 12-6-2007 at 2:25 pm
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
posted by Lindsey U on 12-6-2007 at 2:25 pm
Hows the view from candy heaven b****
Super Troopers
posted by Lindsey U on 12-6-2007 at 2:26 pm
Oh look his name is on his license plate
–my mother used to do that to my undewear
Your mother put license plates in your underwear
Real Genius
posted by Lindsey U on 12-6-2007 at 2:28 pm
Oh look, they brought a cave troll – LOTR:TFOTR
lady macbeth
posted by KJ on 12-6-2007 at 2:31 pm
“We’re off to see the wizard.” The wizard of oz
Lady Macbeth T
posted by KJ on 12-6-2007 at 2:32 pm
“I want a martini.”
“This is a juice and coffee bar, man.”
“I want……..a martini.”
The Hudsucker Proxy
posted by rebecca on 12-6-2007 at 2:33 pm
“Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!”
The wizard of oz
Lady Macbeth T
posted by KJ on 12-6-2007 at 2:33 pm
t shirt: pluto m
“I can’t believe it…I’m losing to a rug.”
Aladdin
posted by rebecca on 12-6-2007 at 2:34 pm
t shirt: pluto m
“Stella!!!!!!!”
posted by rebecca on 12-6-2007 at 2:34 pm
“I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto.”
The Wizard of OZ
Lady Macbeth T
posted by KJ on 12-6-2007 at 2:34 pm
“life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get”
-Forrest Gump
Medium Alaska
posted by Cassandra on 12-6-2007 at 2:36 pm
t shirt: pluto m
Celine: Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.
Jesse: I know.
Before Sunset
posted by rebecca on 12-6-2007 at 2:38 pm
“But where has all the rum gone?”
-Pirates of the Carribean
Alaska, M
posted by Cassandra on 12-6-2007 at 2:39 pm
“Son, you got a panty on your head.”
-Raising Arizona
Pluto, largest size you have
posted by Jenny on 12-6-2007 at 2:55 pm
I am Beowulf!
Pluto xl
posted by Eli on 12-6-2007 at 2:57 pm
“It’s the stuff that dreams are made of.”
The Maltese Falcon
Pluto, big
posted by Jenny on 12-6-2007 at 2:57 pm
Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?
posted by Eli on 12-6-2007 at 2:59 pm
“You think Omar was a stoolie? Because Sosa said so?”
Frank from “Scarface”
posted by Pieter on 12-6-2007 at 2:59 pm
“Funny, she doesn’t look Druish”
Spaceballs.
Pluto, big
posted by Jenny on 12-6-2007 at 2:59 pm
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
posted by Eli on 12-6-2007 at 3:00 pm
“I am not an animal! I am a human being! I…am…a man!”
The Elephant Man
Suprise Me
posted by Jenny on 12-6-2007 at 3:01 pm
“First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about fight club…” (Fight Club)
scurvy, ladies small
posted by karissa on 12-6-2007 at 3:05 pm
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
posted by Eli on 12-6-2007 at 3:05 pm
“That’s what I like about high school chicks. I keep getting older, they keep staying the same age.”
(Dazed and Confused)
pluto, women’s small
posted by karissa on 12-6-2007 at 3:08 pm
“Smoky, this is not nam. This is bowling, there are rules.”
(The Big Lebowski)
Pluto, xl mens
posted by karissa on 12-6-2007 at 3:10 pm
“I’m still alive, I’m just badly burned.”
(Austin Powers;International man of mystery)
pluto, small women’s
posted by karissa on 12-6-2007 at 3:12 pm
the truth! you can’t handle the truth.
scurvy, small women’s
thanks!
posted by Brandy on 12-6-2007 at 3:26 pm
“It’s true! I chopped him up. But I didn’t kill him!”
Seymour, Little Shop of Horrors
(Alaska)
posted by Molly on 12-6-2007 at 3:31 pm
“Wasn’t me.”
- Rocketman
posted by Steve on 12-6-2007 at 3:42 pm
“I’ll be a free man in the morning”
-Lonesome Roads, “A Face in the Crowd”
Pluto, Ladies XL
posted by Julia on 12-6-2007 at 3:44 pm
“Plastics.”
Idioms medium
posted by kevo on 12-6-2007 at 3:52 pm
Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash
When Harry mMet Sally
Rhesus xl
posted by JaneM on 12-6-2007 at 3:53 pm
“Riddle me this.”
- Joker
Binary club – small
posted by Annie on 12-6-2007 at 3:54 pm
Ok, I’ll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time
Broadcast News
Rhesus xl
posted by JaneM on 12-6-2007 at 3:55 pm
May the force be with you.
star wars
sharing is caring small
posted by kevo on 12-6-2007 at 3:56 pm
“HEY! Them’s MY damn french fries!”
-Paul Dooley, Breaking away
beethoven small please!
posted by Ashley Daily on 12-6-2007 at 4:43 pm
Jordan: I never sleep, I don’t know why. I had a roommate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she’s okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don’t know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, ’cause I’m just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?
-Real Genius
Idioms L
posted by Fred on 12-6-2007 at 4:45 pm
“Somebody asks you if you’re a god- you say YES!”
GHOSTBUSTERS
physics family reunion, medium
posted by NELSDRUEDAILY on 12-6-2007 at 4:47 pm
“Because I want to fit in.”
American Psycho
Easy as 3.141592 small mens
posted by Lisa on 12-6-2007 at 4:47 pm
“Now, if you’ll excuse me- SOME of us have a gun fight tomorrow.”
-Rex O’Hurlighan The Singing Cowboy
from: Rustlers Rhapsody
Beethoven, small
posted by Ashley Daily on 12-6-2007 at 4:49 pm
“Good…Bad…I’m the guy with the gun.” -Army of Darkness
Pluto R.I.P. XXL
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 4:51 pm
“Wolfman’s got nards…” -The Monster Squad
Pluto R.I.P. XXL
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 4:52 pm
Chris Knight: So, if there’s anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl’s gotta have her standards.
-Real Genius
Idioms L
posted by Fred on 12-6-2007 at 4:58 pm
“This is my boomstick!”
Army of Darkness
(at this point, the game is really trying to think of one no one has posted yet..)
karl marx, medium
posted by Six on 12-6-2007 at 4:58 pm
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
–Albert Einstein (Walter Matthau) from the movie IQ
Beethoven XXL, please. :)
posted by julie on 12-6-2007 at 5:03 pm
“This could be the begining of a beautiful friendship”
Casablanca
Pi Mans lg
posted by Ken David on 12-6-2007 at 5:11 pm
“Play it Sam. Play As time goes bye”
Possibly the most often mis-quoted line in moviedom.
Pi Mans lg
posted by Ken David on 12-6-2007 at 5:13 pm
“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse”
The Godfather
Lady Macbeth Wm XL
posted by Carole on 12-6-2007 at 5:14 pm
I love ya more than my luggage.
-Steel Magnolias
Idioms L
posted by Fred on 12-6-2007 at 5:15 pm
“You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am”
On the Waterfront
posted by Carole on 12-6-2007 at 5:15 pm
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry”
Love Story
Lady Macbeth Wm XL
posted by Carole on 12-6-2007 at 5:17 pm
“Show me the money!”
Jerry Maguire
Lady Macbeth Wm XL
posted by Carole on 12-6-2007 at 5:18 pm
“Play it Sam.”
Probably the most mis-quoted line ever.
Pi Mans lg
posted by Ken David on 12-6-2007 at 5:20 pm
Let’s go get the sh*t kicked out of us by love.
-Love Actually
Idioms L
posted by Fred on 12-6-2007 at 5:21 pm
Ten oughta do it, don’t you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we’ll get one more.
Danny Ocean, Ocean’s Eleven
Ladies M Pi
posted by Erin on 12-6-2007 at 5:29 pm
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
*Thornton Melon: Back to School*
posted by Dean on 12-6-2007 at 5:40 pm
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!”
- Gone With the Wind
Women’s Simple as PI – Small
posted by Bee on 12-6-2007 at 5:45 pm
Chip, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Talladega Nights son Texas Ranger
posted by Dean on 12-6-2007 at 5:47 pm
“So shines a good dead in a weary world”
- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
ship happens- women’s med
posted by Kaete on 12-6-2007 at 5:50 pm
First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. “Oh, Debbie. Hi.” Two, you always call the shots. “Kiss me. You won’t regret it.” Now three, act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be. “Isn’t this great?” Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It’s a classy move. “Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.” And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
Mike Damone:Fast Times
Mental Floss Logo Shirt XXL
posted by Dean on 12-6-2007 at 5:54 pm
“Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus.”
–movie of same name
Idioms, women’s med.
posted by Danielle Kelly on 12-6-2007 at 6:00 pm
“I’m in a glass case of emotion!”
Anchorman
Women’s Pluto large
posted by Bethanny on 12-6-2007 at 6:32 pm
“Request permission to relieve bladder.”
The right stuff
Idioms Medium
posted by Bethanny on 12-6-2007 at 6:35 pm
“Here’s Looking at You, Kid”
posted by Trena on 12-6-2007 at 6:53 pm
“What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate”
-Rhesus, women’s medium
posted by Trena on 12-6-2007 at 6:56 pm
“You know what you are? You’re like a big bear with claws and with fangs… and the interviewers are just like this little scared bunny, who’s just kinda cowering in the corner, shivering. And the bunny’s scared. The bunny’s scared of you, shivering.”
-Rhesus, women’s medium
posted by Trena on 12-6-2007 at 6:59 pm
Laugh it up, Fuzzball.
Men’s Large Rhesus
posted by Tommy Tobey on 12-6-2007 at 7:05 pm
“Badges? Badges? We don’ need no stinkin’ badges.”
- Pi, women’s med.
posted by mri on 12-6-2007 at 7:17 pm
“I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” – Talladega Nights
Idioms XL
posted by Laru on 12-6-2007 at 7:37 pm
‘not everybody gets corrupted. you have to have a little faith in people’
- manhattan
women’s entropy medium
posted by hol on 12-6-2007 at 7:48 pm
“Aaaaaaaaaaaassss Youuuuuuuuuuu Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssshhhh!”
Princess Bride
Rhesus XL
posted by Mej on 12-6-2007 at 8:09 pm
“The dude abides”
Big Lebowksi
Rhesus XL
posted by Mej on 12-6-2007 at 8:16 pm
“I’ll have what she’s having”
When Harry Met Sally
Rhesus XL
posted by Mej on 12-6-2007 at 8:17 pm
“I keep getting the feeling that she’s cheating on me.”
“Yeah, man, I know what you mean.”
~Office Space
Pavlov, L
posted by adrienne on 12-6-2007 at 8:25 pm
“Then, he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife TEN TIMES.”
~Chicago
posted by adrienne on 12-6-2007 at 8:26 pm
“Yippie kiyay, mother*****r.”
~Any Die Hard movie
posted by Adrienne; Lawton, OK on 12-6-2007 at 8:27 pm
“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everything drops to zero.”
~Fight Club
posted by adrienne on 12-6-2007 at 8:28 pm
“When Cameron was in Egypt land…Let my Cameron go”
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
women’s marx XL
posted by Alicia on 12-6-2007 at 8:30 pm
“Say hello to my little friend!!”
~Scarface
posted by adrienne on 12-6-2007 at 8:31 pm
“No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food.”
Sixteen Candles
women’s marx XL
posted by Alicia on 12-6-2007 at 8:32 pm
“If they order Merlot, I’m leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot.”
Sideways
women’s marx XL
posted by Alicia on 12-6-2007 at 8:34 pm
“Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!”
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Pavlov, Women’s medium.
posted by Kaitie on 12-6-2007 at 8:35 pm
You want answers?
A Few Good Men
PAVLOV long sleeve, Womans Small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 8:39 pm
“sometimes there’s just so much beauty in the world…I feel like I can’t take it”
mendel M green
posted by Colin on 12-6-2007 at 8:46 pm
“Don’t call me Shirley!”
mendel M green
posted by Colin on 12-6-2007 at 8:48 pm
“Two Dollars, two dollars, I want my two dollars!”
Better Off Dead
XXL Easter Island
posted by Aimee on 12-6-2007 at 10:28 pm
Assumptions are the mother of all f*ck ups
Die Hard (not sure which one)
XXL Easter Island
posted by Aimee on 12-6-2007 at 10:30 pm
“everybody be cool, this is a robbery!”
Pulp Fiction
posted by Aimee on 12-6-2007 at 10:33 pm
“What’s with today, today?
-Empire Records
Lady MacBeth, L
posted by Lauren on 12-6-2007 at 10:35 pm
“bueller, bueller, bueller
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
XXL Easter Island
posted by Aimee on 12-6-2007 at 10:36 pm
Lord! It’s a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!
The Shawshank Redemption
PAVLOV long sleeve, womans small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 10:37 pm
Okay, James, I wish you hadn’t shot my girlfriends dog. Even though Poe and I were not exactly what you’d call simpatico that’s no reason he should’ve taken two in the chest.
Wonder Boys
PAVLOV long sleeve womans small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 10:39 pm
When you didn’t come back, I naturally assumed that Lisa Wong or somebody else had killed you. Oh, and for the record, letting someone think that someone they love is dead when they’re not is quite cruel. I mourned you for three months. And in the third month of mourning you… I tracked you down. Now, I wasn’t trying to track you down. I was trying to track down the f***** a**holes who I thought killed you. So, I find you. And what do I find? Not only are you not dead, you’re getting married to some f**** jerk and you’re pregnant. I… overreacted.
PAVLOV, long sleeve womans small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 10:44 pm
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.” – Animal Crackers
Pythagoras, XXL
posted by Jason! on 12-6-2007 at 10:51 pm
“I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
HAL 9000
2001:A space odessy
posted by Nels Daily on 12-6-2007 at 10:53 pm
Oops! 384 should note it’s from Kill Bill 2
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 10:55 pm
Alright you Alien A$$holes, in the words of my generation ‘Up Yours!’” -Russel Case in Independence Day
Simple as PI (XL)
posted by Cass on 12-6-2007 at 11:00 pm
“I’m your Huckelberry”
-Doc Hollywood in Tombstone
Simple as PI (XL)
posted by Cass on 12-6-2007 at 11:01 pm
“Pleasure to meet you kid, you’re a real horses ass.”
- Paul Newman
The Sting
Physics family reunion, medium
posted by Nels Daily on 12-6-2007 at 11:02 pm
“I hate Mummies”
From the Mummy
Simple as Pi (XL)
posted by Cass on 12-6-2007 at 11:07 pm
“Get off my plane!”
Airforce One
Simple as PI (XL)
posted by Cass on 12-6-2007 at 11:08 pm
“Everybody just pretend to be normal!”
-Little Miss Sunshine
Pavlov, women’s medium.
posted by Kaitie on 12-6-2007 at 11:34 pm
F*** you and your self-righteous code of the g*ddamn streets. Did it pull you out of a 30 year stint in only 5 years? No, it didn’t, I did. Did it get you acquitted 4 f******* times? No, it didn’t, I did, so f*** you, f*** the streets, your whole g*ddamn world is this big, and there’s only one rule, you save your own a**.
Carlito’s Way
Pavlov, long sleeve Womans small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 11:37 pm
“Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot”
Clerks
XXL Easter Island
posted by Aimee on 12-6-2007 at 11:40 pm
And Shepherds we shall be, for Thee my lord for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
-Boondock Saints
Alaska L
posted by Danny on 12-6-2007 at 11:41 pm
“Can I have your tots”
Napoleon Dynamite
XXL Easter Island
posted by Aimee on 12-6-2007 at 11:42 pm
“Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.”
- Wooderson
Dazed and Confused
Alaska L
posted by Danny on 12-6-2007 at 11:46 pm
Somebody gave me this telephone… I think it was Edie… yeah it was Edie… and she said I could talk to God with it, but uh… I don’t have anything to say… so here…this is for you… now you can talk to God.
The Doors
Pavlov, Long sleeve womans small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 11:46 pm
“I see pride, I see powa, I see a badass motha who don’t take no crap offa nobody!”
Cool Runnings
Alaska L
posted by Danny on 12-6-2007 at 11:48 pm
“The Price is wrong Bitch”
Happy Gilmore
XXL pythagoras
posted by Aimee on 12-6-2007 at 11:51 pm
“Carpe the diem, man. Seize the.. carp.”
Out Cold
Alaska L
posted by Danny on 12-6-2007 at 11:51 pm
“Oh look there I am”
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
XXL Pythagoras
posted by Aimee on 12-6-2007 at 11:53 pm
“Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you all should know that about me…I am THE ENEMY!”
-Almost Famous
posted by Kaitie on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 pm
“I see dead people.”
Sixth Sense
Scurvy, L
posted by David on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 pm
“Let’s talk about something important. PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN. Coffee is for closers only.”
Glengarry Glen Ross. And Mamet rules.
MF Logo, size L
posted by Joe Maz on 12-6-2007 at 11:57 pm
“I’m king of the world!”
Titanic
Scurvy, L
posted by David on 12-6-2007 at 11:59 pm
Just when I think I’m out, they pull me back in!
Godfather 3
PAVLOV LONG SLEEVE, WOMANS SMALL
posted by Amy on 12-7-2007 at 12:01 am
I know kung fu.
-The Matrix
karl marx, L
posted by Jennifer on 12-7-2007 at 12:03 am
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they’ve all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? “I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How’ve you been?”
Gross Pointe Blank
Pavlov Long Sleeve, Womans small
posted by Amy on 12-7-2007 at 12:09 am
Do you boys like MEX-I-CO? woooh-we
- Super Troopers
Pluto XL
posted by Miss Nae on 12-7-2007 at 12:10 am
“This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for pleasure, this is for fun…”
-Full Metal Jacket
Pluto – XL
posted by Miss Nae on 12-7-2007 at 12:15 am
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
silence of the lambs
alaska small
posted by autumn on 12-7-2007 at 12:17 am
“You can’t handle the truth!”
a few good men
posted by autumn on 12-7-2007 at 12:18 am
“I’m the king of the world!”
titanic
posted by autumn on 12-7-2007 at 12:18 am
“I see dead people.”
posted by autumn on 12-7-2007 at 12:19 am
“One girl I drove through 3 states wearing her head as a hat”
- Garland Green, ConAir
Pluto – XL
posted by Miss Nae on 12-7-2007 at 12:20 am
“Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.”
So I Married an Axe Murderer
ladies Idioms, L
posted by Courtney on 12-7-2007 at 12:20 am
“It was so good I almost peed my pants!”
Pretty Woman
posted by leofishy on 12-7-2007 at 12:25 am
“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you?” Goodfellas
beethoven small
posted by Annie on 12-7-2007 at 12:31 am
“Why don’t you put that in your book? ”
Dances With Wolves
Ship – L
posted by Kevin on 12-7-2007 at 12:34 am
“We’re actors! We’re the opposite of people!” Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
beethoven small
posted by Annie on 12-7-2007 at 12:36 am
“To be, or not to be, that is the question.” Hamlet (i know this play all too well)
beethoven small
posted by Annie on 12-7-2007 at 12:38 am
Hold on to your butts.
Jurassic park
Ship – L
posted by Kevin on 12-7-2007 at 12:41 am
“Shabooey!” Duck Tales the Movie (why not?)
beethoven small
posted by Annie on 12-7-2007 at 12:41 am
you didn’t say the magic word.
Jurassic Park
Ship – L
posted by Kevin on 12-7-2007 at 12:43 am
Vote for Pedro.
Napolean Dynamite
posted by Susan on 12-7-2007 at 12:49 am
“Does she have auburn red hair?”
The Scent of a Woman
Pi XL
posted by Susan on 12-7-2007 at 12:52 am
“I want to be a beautiful butterfly!”
It’s a Bug’s Life
XL Pi
posted by Susan on 12-7-2007 at 12:54 am
“Mmm hmm.” – Sling Blade
Lady Macbeth, Ladies L
posted by Megan on 12-7-2007 at 12:54 am
“You need a passport to come down here!” – Sweet Home Alabama
posted by Megan on 12-7-2007 at 12:55 am
“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” – Ghostbusters
posted by Megan on 12-7-2007 at 12:57 am
“With great power comes great responsibility.”
Spiderman I
Pi XL
posted by Susan on 12-7-2007 at 12:57 am
“It’s a Cosby sweater. A Cawwwwwwsbeeee Sooooooowettahhhhhhh!” – High Fidelity
posted by Megan on 12-7-2007 at 1:04 am
“Shaken, not stirred”
Lady Macbeth Medium please
posted by Nathan Miller on 12-7-2007 at 1:06 am
“You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You’ll tell the angels in heaven, you’ve never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man that killed you.”
-True Romance
Idioms are for the Birds
posted by andrea on 12-7-2007 at 2:07 am
Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.
Reservoir Dogs
Jay: Come, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!! Snootchie-bootchies!
Mallrats
Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.
300
Garry: That’s not a bad idea.
Wyatt: What?
Garry: Making a girl. Actually making a girl. Like Frankenstein… except cuter.
Weird Science
Rhesus XXL
posted by Shawn on 12-7-2007 at 2:17 am
sorry guess I should have paid closer attention to the rules and the hint….
posted by Shawn on 12-7-2007 at 2:21 am
“And in the morning, I’m making waffles!” – Donkey (Shrek)
Rhesus Men’s XL
posted by jeffcomedy on 12-7-2007 at 2:36 am
“No! It means I was drunk yesterday!”
School of Rock
Rhesus Men’s XL
posted by jeffcomedy on 12-7-2007 at 2:40 am
Do you prefer “Fashion Victim” or “ensembly Challenged?” – Clueless
Easy as Pi
posted by Liz on 12-7-2007 at 2:43 am
In response to getting into Harvard Law School
“What, like it’s hard?”
-Legally Blonde
Rhesus Men’s XL
(Hey at least this time I didn’t go on a rant that the answer was “Guess”.)
posted by jeffcomedy on 12-7-2007 at 2:45 am
“I can hear you getting fatter!”
-Tommy Boy (I think or was it Black Sheep? Eeh same movie anyway)
Rhesus Men’s XL
posted by jeffcomedy on 12-7-2007 at 2:47 am
“Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.”
–Schindler’s List
Forever Jung W Small
posted by V on 12-7-2007 at 3:14 am
“I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.”
-Die Hard
posted by V on 12-7-2007 at 4:07 am
“I have a million ideas, but they all point to certain death.”
-Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
posted by V on 12-7-2007 at 4:09 am
“You’re off the f*cking chain!”
-Hot Fuzz
posted by V on 12-7-2007 at 4:15 am
‘There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is!’
from ‘a beautiful mind’
karl marx (large and unkempt)
posted by peter on 12-7-2007 at 5:29 am
Plumpy, someone here to see you.
Love Actually
Mental Floss L
posted by jdl on 12-7-2007 at 6:24 am
The Almighty says, “Don’t change the subject, just answer the fuckin’ question.” Braveheart
Rhesus – Men’s L
posted by Quix on 12-7-2007 at 7:57 am
It’s my time to howl, rumble man rumble. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, your hands cant hit what you can’t see!
posted by Jon on 12-7-2007 at 8:05 am
Not the gumdrop buttons!
Shrek
Pi Womens Med.
posted by Angela on 12-7-2007 at 8:05 am
Gizmo ca-ca
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Pavlov 2XL long sleeve please
posted by Doug K on 12-7-2007 at 8:15 am
“What a crock.”
Three Men and a Little Lady
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-7-2007 at 8:15 am
“Ditto.”
Ghost
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-7-2007 at 8:17 am
Martin Riggs: Flied lice?
Uncle Benny: Flied lice? It’s fried rice, you plick.
Mental Floss Logo
posted by Lynda on 12-7-2007 at 8:18 am
Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.
The Godfather: Part III
Pavlov 2XL long sleeve please
posted by Doug K on 12-7-2007 at 8:19 am
Mayor Kate Hennings: Why don’t you go back to your double-wide and fry something.
Sweet Home Alabama
posted by Lynda on 12-7-2007 at 8:20 am
“Sweetheart, you can’t buy the necessities of life with cookies.”
Edward Scissorhands
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-7-2007 at 8:23 am
Sheriff John Doggett: You’re trespassing on public property!
Crazy in Alabama
posted by Lynda on 12-7-2007 at 8:23 am
What about the guy you lobotomized? Did he get a refund?
Total Recall
Pavlov 2XL long sleeve
posted by Doug K on 12-7-2007 at 8:25 am
“Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.”
The Godfather pt. III
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-7-2007 at 8:27 am
“Have you seen my baseball?” – Something about Mary
posted by Jeremy on 12-7-2007 at 8:29 am
“Fire that f’n pigskin!” – Varsity Blues
posted by Jeremy on 12-7-2007 at 8:30 am
“Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays” – Office Space
posted by Jeremy on 12-7-2007 at 8:37 am
“Revenge is a meal best served cold.” – Man on Fire
posted by Jeremy on 12-7-2007 at 8:40 am
Here at Air America, what’s considered psychotic behavior anywhere else is company policy.
Air America
Scurvy W L
posted by Nina on 12-7-2007 at 8:45 am
you wouldn’t hurt me, would you, sweet heart? Sweet heart, be reasonable. After all, we’re married! “Consider that a divorce”
Total Recall
Rhesus xl
posted by JaneM on 12-7-2007 at 8:50 am
Great Scott!
Back to the Future III
Scurvy W L
posted by Nina on 12-7-2007 at 8:53 am
“Look what you did, you little jerk”
-Home Alone
Women’s Pluto M
posted by Pam on 12-7-2007 at 8:58 am
Wingardium Leviosa!
Harry Potter
Pluto Medium
posted by Phoebe Walker on 12-7-2007 at 9:01 am
Hakuna Matata
-Lion King
Women’s Pluto M
posted by Pam on 12-7-2007 at 9:10 am
You grab my ass? It’s okay if you did, I understand.-Night at the Roxbury
posted by Ian on 12-7-2007 at 9:11 am
You grab my ass? It’s okay if you did, I understand.-Night at the Roxbury
Mental floss logo L
posted by Ian on 12-7-2007 at 9:14 am
“I shoulda brought my gun”
-Grosse Point Blank
Rhesus, Medium
posted by Deanne on 12-7-2007 at 9:16 am
“I’ll see you AFTER”
-Braveheart
Rhesus, Medium
posted by Deanne on 12-7-2007 at 9:16 am
“I caught you a delicious bass”
-Napoleon Dynamite
Rhesus, Medium
posted by Deanne on 12-7-2007 at 9:17 am
“the Price is WRONG, Bob”
Hppy Gilmore
Idioms XL
posted by bo on 12-7-2007 at 9:19 am
Hello Clarice.
Silence of the lambs
sharing is caring, small
posted by Kevin on 12-7-2007 at 9:20 am
Let’s never come here again because it will never be as much fun. -Lost in Translation
medium Idioms
posted by Phoebe Walker on 12-7-2007 at 9:22 am
“I am a GOLDEN GOD!!!”
Almost Famous
Rhesus Medium
posted by TMo on 12-7-2007 at 9:26 am
“Whoa.” – The Matrix
Pluto R.I.P. XXL
posted by Chris on 12-7-2007 at 9:30 am
“We can’t stop here. This is bat country!” – Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Pluto R.I.P. XXL
posted by Chris on 12-7-2007 at 9:31 am
How’d you get the beans above the frank?
Something about Mary
Easter Island – L
posted by Steve on 12-7-2007 at 9:32 am
“Welcome to Costco. I love you.”
Idiocracy
Rhesus Medium
posted by TMo on 12-7-2007 at 9:33 am
Do you know what you look like with your good bag and cheap shoes?
-Silence of the Lambs
Easter Island – L
posted by Steve G on 12-7-2007 at 9:35 am
Well, it’s sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall. – High Fidelity.
Sharing is Caring – Women’s Large
posted by Sarah on 12-7-2007 at 9:37 am
“I wish…you had…more time”
Denzel on Fire
mendel M green
posted by Colin on 12-7-2007 at 9:47 am
Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!
posted by Steve G on 12-7-2007 at 9:48 am
Bob Porter: Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn’t say I’ve been *missing* it, Bob.
– Office Space
Entropy xxl
posted by Vorple on 12-7-2007 at 9:49 am
…we can’t stop here, it’s bat country.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
pluto, sm
posted by karissa on 12-7-2007 at 9:49 am
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!
Braveheart
sharing is caring small
posted by Kevin on 12-7-2007 at 9:49 am
“somebody’s shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!”
resevoir dogs
posted by kristen on 12-7-2007 at 9:50 am
“Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.”
Edward Scissorhands
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-7-2007 at 9:50 am
Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
- Garland Green, ConAir
posted by bill on 12-7-2007 at 9:50 am
“Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.” (Office Space)
pluto, sm
posted by karissa on 12-7-2007 at 9:51 am
My quest has taken me through the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional and back…
Beautiful mind
sharing is caring small
posted by Kevin on 12-7-2007 at 9:52 am
“Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.”
The Godfather pt. III
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-7-2007 at 9:52 am
“Look, maybe we could do something else together. Mrs. Robinson, would you like to go to a movie?”
graduate
entropy
posted by kristen on 12-7-2007 at 9:53 am
We got places all over the place
Reservoir Dogs
Womens easy as pi
posted by Stephanie on 12-7-2007 at 9:53 am
“You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate” -Glengarry Glen Ross
Entropy WS
posted by ThePolynomial on 12-7-2007 at 9:54 am
Delia Surridge: Oppenheimer was able to change more than the course of a war. He changed the entire course of human history. Is it wrong to hold on to that kind of hope?
V: I have not come for what you hoped to do. I’ve come for what you did.
– Good Will Hunting
Entropy xl
posted by vorple on 12-7-2007 at 9:55 am
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone.
Home Alone
Womens easy as pi
posted by Stephanie on 12-7-2007 at 9:55 am
Lyle Furgeson: “Yes. Four million dollars. And um, how would you like that, Mrs. Miller?”
Oda Mae Brown: “Tens and twenties?”
Ghost
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-7-2007 at 9:56 am
“Who wants a mustache ride?”
Super Troppers
Scurvy, Women’s Small
posted by liz on 12-7-2007 at 9:57 am
Mayor Kate Hennings: [after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I’ve never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful, and I’m in politics.
Sweet Home ALabama
posted by Lynda on 12-7-2007 at 9:57 am
Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
womens easy as pi
posted by Stephanie on 12-7-2007 at 9:57 am
that’s SUPER TROOPERS!
posted by liz on 12-7-2007 at 9:57 am
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf.
– The Lord of the Ring
Entropy m
posted by Vorple on 12-7-2007 at 9:57 am
“Tina, you fat lard. Come get your steak.” Napoleon Dynomite
scurvy, sm
posted by karissa on 12-7-2007 at 9:58 am
Is the colonel’s underwear a matter of national security?
A few good men
womens easy as pi
posted by Stephanie on 12-7-2007 at 9:58 am
“Candy corn! Let me help you to finish it!” A Bug’s Life
Scurvy, Women’s small
posted by Liz on 12-7-2007 at 9:58 am
“Why do I have to be Mr. Pink”
Mr. Pink, Reservior Dogs
Pluto, sm.
posted by Karissa on 12-7-2007 at 10:00 am
“As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.”
Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross
posted by Andrew on 12-7-2007 at 10:00 am
“Not funny ha-ha. Funny queer.”
Slingblade
Scurvy, women’s small
posted by Liz on 12-7-2007 at 10:01 am
“I could calculate your chance of survival, but you won’t like it”
~Hitchhiker’s Guide
Ladies Pi. Again.
posted by Ashley on 12-7-2007 at 10:03 am
“first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.”
Glengarry Glen Ross
Idioms XL
posted by Sass on 12-7-2007 at 10:04 am
The Dude: Also, my rug was stolen.
Younger Cop: The rug was in the car?
The Dude: No. It was here.
Younger Cop: [eager] Oh, separate incidents.
Maude Lebowski: [on answering machine] Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I’m the one who took your rug.
Younger Cop: Well. I guess we can close the books on that one.
– The Big Lebowski
Entropy sm
posted by Vorple on 12-7-2007 at 10:04 am
from Tommy Boy
Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?
Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard Hayden: I know, they’re called doctors.
Karl Marx XXL
posted by Valerie on 12-7-2007 at 10:04 am
“That can’t be William Wallace. I’m prettier than this man!”
-Steven the Mad Irishman, Braveheart
and Scurvy, XL
posted by Andrew on 12-7-2007 at 10:05 am
“Kevin, you are such a disease.”
-Home Alone
Women’s Pluto M
posted by Pam on 12-7-2007 at 10:06 am
“Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.”
Mendel, M green
posted by Colin on 12-7-2007 at 10:06 am
Now you’re gonna get it, Bobby
happy gilmore
entropy
posted by kristen on 12-7-2007 at 10:06 am
Now you’re gonna get it Bobby.
Happy Gilmore
posted by bill on 12-7-2007 at 10:06 am
I’m not gonna mess up my nice clean jail with the likes of you.
-Sheriff John Doggett
Crazy in Alabama
Scurvy-Women’s Large
posted by Katie on 12-7-2007 at 10:06 am
I don’t want a PIECE of you, I want the whole THING!
Bob Barker: Happy Gilmore
posted by bill on 12-7-2007 at 10:08 am
Curses, Bill got that in before me, and judging by the running themes of your posts, I’m willing to bet that was it.
posted by Colin on 12-7-2007 at 10:08 am
Now, you’ve had enough… bitch.
Bob Barker: Happy Gilmore
posted by bill on 12-7-2007 at 10:09 am
“When I’m dead, I’m gonna be really smart”
Michael Corleone, Godfather Part III
posted by Andrew on 12-7-2007 at 10:09 am
It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.
-Napoleon Dynamite
Rhesus, Large
posted by Nate on 12-7-2007 at 10:13 am
Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
PI small
posted by septer on 12-7-2007 at 10:15 am
“Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves no t these things.”
Silent Bob, Mallrats
posted by Chuckles on 12-7-2007 at 10:15 am
because it’s the best scene that fits I’ll take another shot with it…
“The good news is, you’re fired. The bad news is you’ve got — All of you have got — one week to regain your job starting with tonight. Oh, have I got your attention now?”
Glengarry Glen Ross
posted by Andrew on 12-7-2007 at 10:17 am
Just because I like it:
“Come on, it’ll be fun! You like fun!”
– Down With Love
Scurvy, women’s fitted large
posted by Erin on 12-7-2007 at 10:17 am
“I’m all alone. It’s really hard. This poem…sucks?”
Charlie, So I Married an Axe Murderer
Scurvy-Women’s Small
posted by Chuckles on 12-7-2007 at 10:17 am
“Madness? This is SPARTA!”
- Leonidas, 300
posted by Eunice on 12-7-2007 at 10:17 am
Hey careful man, there’s a beverage here!
posted by Jon on 12-7-2007 at 10:18 am
Neo: “There is no spoon”
The Matrix
Rhesus, Large
posted by Nate on 12-7-2007 at 10:18 am
“We can’t stop here. This is bat country.”
–Johnny Depp aka Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Beethoven XXL, please :)
posted by julie on 12-7-2007 at 10:20 am
“Let ‘em riot! We’re Sonic Fucking Deathmonkey!”
Barry, High Fidelity
Scurvy-Women’s Small
posted by Chuckles on 12-7-2007 at 10:20 am
“Well, it’s sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall.” High Fidelity
Entropy WM
posted by Ellen on 12-7-2007 at 10:21 am
“Little hand says it’s time to rock.”
Nicholas Angel, Hot Fuzz
Scurvy-Women’s Small
posted by Chuckles on 12-7-2007 at 10:21 am
“Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats… they make me horny, Saturday morny… girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins… I want to to be Betty’s Barney. Hey Jane… get me off this crazy thing… called love.”
So I Married An Axe Murderer
Entropy WM
posted by Ellen on 12-7-2007 at 10:24 am
Many of you are very, very close. Think of the board.
posted by Jason on 12-7-2007 at 10:25 am
Smokey, you’re entering a world of pain…
forgot, I want No right way to eat a rhesus.
posted by Jon on 12-7-2007 at 10:28 am
God ain’t watching! Ain’t nobody but us!
Ali
Scurvy Large
posted by Jon on 12-7-2007 at 10:31 am
You ok? You’re a goddam Superman!
Ain’t no kryptonite in this ring tonight.
posted by Jon on 12-7-2007 at 10:33 am
“ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGAWATTS!”
back to the future
idioms medium
posted by steverino on 12-7-2007 at 10:33 am
“Whoo-ah”
Scent of a Woman
Entropy WM
posted by Ellen on 12-7-2007 at 10:34 am
Sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda.
Rhesus size large
posted by Jon on 12-7-2007 at 10:34 am
Look at you. You have a baby…in a bar.
Melanie, Sweet Home Alabama
Scurvy – Mens L
posted by Owen on 12-7-2007 at 10:36 am
Quid pro quo, Clarice. – Silence of the Lambs
Still Lady MacBeth
posted by Megan on 12-7-2007 at 10:46 am
I traded the van for it to a kid in town straight up…I get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog.
Rhesus Lg.
posted by Jon on 12-7-2007 at 10:48 am
“put the lotion in the basket”
ship happens, women’s large
posted by susie on 12-7-2007 at 10:51 am
“So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?” -Office Space
medium Easter Island
posted by Phoebe Walker on 12-7-2007 at 10:52 am
“Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.”
Napoleon Dynamite
(womens XL Lady Macbeth)
posted by MIssy on 12-7-2007 at 10:55 am
“Listen to your heart Pedro, that’s what I’d do.”
Napoleon Dynamite
(womens XL Lady Macbeth)
posted by Missy on 12-7-2007 at 10:57 am
“The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
Office Space
(womens XL Lady Macbeth)
posted by Missy on 12-7-2007 at 10:58 am
Stephen (Irish guy):
In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
-Braveheart
posted by Valerie on 12-7-2007 at 10:59 am
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you’re not feelin’ real well, does anyone ever say to you, ‘Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays’?
Lawrence: No. No, man. S***, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Office Space
(womens XL Lady Macbeth)
posted by Missy on 12-7-2007 at 11:01 am
“You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall!”
Jack Nicholson
A Few Good Men
Rhesus-XL
posted by Jay on 12-7-2007 at 11:02 am
“Wait till the poor bastard starts seeing those bats”
Fear and Loathing
Pluto
posted by Brendan on 12-7-2007 at 11:03 am
“he offended me with his terrible taste.”
barry–high fidelity
beethoven w/xl
posted by jill on 12-7-2007 at 11:04 am
You got any of them French fried pertaters?
Sling blade
-Pluto XL
posted by Brendan on 12-7-2007 at 11:07 am
That makes you an eggplant
-True Romance
Pluto XL
posted by Brendan on 12-7-2007 at 11:09 am
Mrs. Robbinson are you trying to seduce me?
posted by Brendan on 12-7-2007 at 11:13 am
Well I wouldnt say I was actually missing work
Office Space
Pluto
posted by Brendan on 12-7-2007 at 11:17 am
Get your patchouli stink outta my store.
posted by autumn on 12-7-2007 at 11:22 am
I’m Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.
posted by autumn on 12-7-2007 at 11:27 am
It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.
posted by autumn on 12-7-2007 at 11:27 am
Your mom goes to college.
posted by autumn on 12-7-2007 at 11:28 am
“I was just trying to cheer us up. Put on on some old sad bastard music, see if I care.” – High Fidelity
posted by Megan on 12-7-2007 at 11:31 am
“Is it better to burn out or fade away?” – High Fidelity
posted by Megan on 12-7-2007 at 11:32 am
“I’m telling secrets to the one guy you don’t tell secrets to.” – Almost Famous
posted by Megan on 12-7-2007 at 11:41 am
I want my two dollars…. Better off Dead
posted by Owen on 12-7-2007 at 11:48 am
Happy Gilmore: I didn’t break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause it’s made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
Ladies Pi M
posted by Erin on 12-7-2007 at 11:52 am
“What do you mean I’m funny?” Goodfellas
beethoven small
posted by Annie on 12-7-2007 at 11:53 am
“Funny how?” Goodfellas (i have a feeling it’s this movie)
beethoven small
posted by Annie on 12-7-2007 at 11:55 am
Best movie line EVER!
Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I’ve always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
posted by Dean on 12-7-2007 at 12:01 pm
Ghost:
“I love you. I really love you”
Idioms, M
posted by jzimm on 12-7-2007 at 12:04 pm
Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie
Clueless
women’s scurvy, L
posted by Maeve on 12-7-2007 at 12:09 pm
“I don’t mean to lecture and I don’t mean to preach. And I know I’m not your father… ”
Spider-Man
mental_floss, Texas Orange, XL
posted by gwdMaine on 12-7-2007 at 12:13 pm
All right. I’ll tell you. Do you know… the muffin man?
-Shrek
Mental Floss
posted by Lynda on 12-7-2007 at 12:15 pm
“I’d like to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can’t, you know, because I’d get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on ‘Let’s Make A Deal.’”
“It’s ‘The Price Is Right,’ Happy.”
Idioms medium
posted by Phoebe Walker on 12-7-2007 at 12:19 pm
Malcolm Crowe: Dead people like, in graves? In coffins?
Cole Sear: Walking around like regular people. They don’t see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don’t know they’re dead.
The Sixth Sense
Mental Floss
posted by Lynda on 12-7-2007 at 12:19 pm
In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight
Pretty Woman
Pi- 2xl
posted by Julie on 12-7-2007 at 12:20 pm
“Quid pro quo, Clarice. Quid pro quo.” -Silence of the Lambs
Pluto shirt, women’s medium
posted by heather on 12-7-2007 at 12:24 pm
I’ll bet someone back east is going, “Now why don’t he write?”
-Timmons Dances with wolves
posted by Julia on 12-7-2007 at 12:46 pm
Hello, Clarice.
Hanibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
posted by arvil on 12-7-2007 at 1:02 pm
You have a baby! In a bar. – Sweet Home Alabama
Pluto R.I.P. XXL
posted by Fran on 12-7-2007 at 1:06 pm
I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Napoleon Dynamite
pluto, med
posted by rebecca on 12-7-2007 at 1:28 pm
Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
office space
idioms mediums
posted by steverino on 12-7-2007 at 1:56 pm
We’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.
Glengarry Glen Ross
posted by Amy on 12-7-2007 at 1:57 pm
Well, I just realized #514 may have beaten me to posting it, but I wrote the COMPLETE quote !!! ;-)
posted by Amy on 12-7-2007 at 2:03 pm
In my gleeful showoffiness, I forgot to mention that if I am correct = – I want a PAVLOV, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 12-7-2007 at 2:04 pm
“A,B,C. A: Always. B: Be. C: Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING.”
GGR!
MFloss, L
posted by Joe Maz on 12-7-2007 at 2:14 pm
“Know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BAWLS to sell real estate.”
perhaps that goes for Mental Floss contests, too?
GGR again!
MFloss L, again!
posted by Joe Maz on 12-7-2007 at 2:18 pm
He’s a font of misplaced rage.
PI small
posted by septer on 12-7-2007 at 2:26 pm
Well, it’s rather brutal here. Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they’ve got into canned food and shotguns.
— Gremlins 2
entropy
posted by betsy on 12-7-2007 at 2:32 pm
Would the owner of the car with license number 1AG 401 please remove it from the CLAMP parking garage, your car is old, and dirty.
Gremlins 2
entropy
posted by betsy on 12-7-2007 at 2:34 pm
why do i have to be mr. pink?
marco polo large
posted by colin on 12-7-2007 at 2:37 pm
No no not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Gingi from Shrek
posted by Angela on 12-7-2007 at 2:38 pm
Tonight, on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel, don’t miss Casablanca, now in full color with a happier ending.
entropy XL
(in my excitement i forgot to put a size on my previous comments…)
posted by betsy on 12-7-2007 at 2:39 pm
They put me on at 3am. People who are awake at 3am aren’t afraid of the Wolfman. The only thing that frightens those people is sobering up and going to work.
entropy xl
posted by betsy on 12-7-2007 at 2:40 pm
And of course:
“A, I, D, A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention: Do I have your attention? Interest: Are you interested? I know you are ’cause it’s f**k or walk, you close, or you hit the bricks. Decision: HAVE YOU MADE YOUR DECISION FOR CHRIST? And Action.”
What can I say? I’m a closer. And yeah, I’m having coffee.
MFloss logo, size L!
posted by Joe Maz on 12-7-2007 at 2:47 pm
“Go get your nunchucks and your dad’s car. I know where we can find a gun.”
-Tim (Joshua Miller)
River’s Edge
Nobel Dy-no-mite M
posted by Mudi-B on 12-7-2007 at 2:59 pm
Hey Flossyjason,
I would love one of those Pluto shirts in XL. I fancy it a good bit.
Hook it up on this snailcrawling friday!
posted by Brendan on 12-7-2007 at 3:16 pm
flossyjason,
I would really love to give your wonderful site/magazine a plug. Would you be able to send along a Pavlov, long sleeve womans small?
posted by Amy on 12-7-2007 at 4:32 pm