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Update #3: We have a winner!
A lot of you were close. But it took 596 comments before Joe Maz finally guessed the right quote. I’ll be in touch about your free t-shirt.
“A,B,C. A: Always. B: Be. C: Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING.”
If you’re OK with coarse language and yelling, here’s that classic Glengarry Glen Ross scene on YouTube.
I do have a few more t-shirts to give away. Office Hours are almost over, so let’s give free shirts to the first three people to ask politely via IM. Again, my screen name is flossyjason. Talk soon.
Update #1:
Nobody has even guessed the movie the secret quote is from. Here’s your first hint: the movie was released after 1990. By the way, every time we give a hint, everybody gets all four of their guesses back.
Update #2:
One person in the 400s got the right movie. The right actor. The right scene, even. But not the quote.
I like spending time in new cities. So much to explore, from new radio stations (though we’ve listened almost exclusively to the Dodge Avenger’s Sirius Satellite) to unfamiliar local banks (though it seems like Wachovia owns everything down here).
Well, at least the whiteboard in the mental_floss Birmingham office is new and exciting. So let’s play another round of our favorite ridiculous t-shirt giveaway. Today’s topic: movie quotes.
Once again, the rules:
1) This is a complete game of chance, the equivalent of saying “We chose a number between 1 and 1,000,000. Guess.” But simply drawing a number would get repetitive. So today I’ve written a movie quote on the board. Your job is to decide which one.
2) You may guess four times, but all four guesses must be in separate comments.
3) Along with one of your guesses, tell us which t-shirt you’d like if you win (browse our store).
4) Comments don’t appear on the site until we moderate them. But we’ll be able to tell who was the first successful guesser.
If nobody’s guessed correctly by tonight, I’ll give a few hints. (And if you’re still lost, here’s a previous installment.) Best of luck!
“Well I got her number, how do you like dem apples?”
-Good Will Hunting
Forever Jung - medium
posted by Jonathan on 12-6-2007 at 10:59 am
“Inconceivable!”
~ The Princess Bride
Ladies Pi
posted by Ashley on 12-6-2007 at 11:01 am
“What we have here, is a failure to communicate!”
-Cool Hand Luke
Forever Jung - medium
posted by Jonathan on 12-6-2007 at 11:02 am
“A Revolution without Dancing is Hardly a Revolution at All”
~ V for Vendetta
Ladies Pi
posted by Ashley on 12-6-2007 at 11:02 am
“Nobody’s perfect.” — Some like it hot.
Beethoven -small.
posted by Annie on 12-6-2007 at 11:03 am
“Here’s looking at you, kid” — Casablanca
Beethoven small
posted by Annie on 12-6-2007 at 11:04 am
“I have you now.”
~ Star Wars
Mental floss logo XL
posted by Ernesto on 12-6-2007 at 11:04 am
“Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing / from a web? / No he *can’t*, / He’s a pig. / Look out! / He is the Spider-Pig!”
-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Movie
Rhesus
posted by Gabriel on 12-6-2007 at 11:04 am
“My precious.” — Lord of the Rings
Beethoven small
posted by Annie on 12-6-2007 at 11:05 am
“Sanctuary! Sanctuary!”
-Quasimodo
Forever Jung - medium
posted by Jonathan on 12-6-2007 at 11:05 am
“What’s A Yout?” - My Cousin Vinny
Forever Jung - XL
posted by Aron on 12-6-2007 at 11:05 am
“A lot of people died today, many of them didn’t have to!” - Bill Pullman, Independence Day.
Large Forever Jung
posted by Kevin Nelson on 12-6-2007 at 11:06 am
“Holy Schniekies”
Tommy Boy
Mental floss logo– xl
posted by Ernesto on 12-6-2007 at 11:06 am
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the war room.” — Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
Beethoven small
posted by Annie on 12-6-2007 at 11:06 am
“but in death we do have names, his name was robert palson, high name was robert palson, HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PALSON
-Fight Club
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:06 am
“Oh, how pretty the sky is. I oughta go there on a rocket that never comes down.”
-Streetcar Named Desire
Forever Yung - medium
posted by Jonathan on 12-6-2007 at 11:07 am
“You Talkin’ To Me” - Taxi Driver
Forever Jung - XL
posted by Aron on 12-6-2007 at 11:07 am
“You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. ” - Tyler Durden
Still Forever Jung
posted by Kevin Nelson on 12-6-2007 at 11:07 am
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum”
-Nada, They Live
Rhesus
posted by Gabriel on 12-6-2007 at 11:08 am
“Mine, mine, mine.”
Finding Nemo
MF logo– xl
posted by Ernesto on 12-6-2007 at 11:08 am
jesus christ, i didn’t know they stacked piles of shit that high
-full metal jacket
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:08 am
“Is It Safe” - Marathon Man
Forever Jung - XL
posted by Aron on 12-6-2007 at 11:08 am
“He’s an angry elf!”
-Buddy, Elf
Rhesus
posted by Gabriel on 12-6-2007 at 11:10 am
“Go Ahead, Make My Day” - Dirty Harry
Forever Jung - XL
posted by Aron on 12-6-2007 at 11:10 am
I dabbled in pacifism once Dude…
Walter - The Big Lebowski
Karl Marx Shirt
posted by Ken on 12-6-2007 at 11:10 am
…But you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. You obviously missed the point of that story…
Half baked
Hip to be square shirt
posted by Ken on 12-6-2007 at 11:12 am
From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.
- Moby Dick
Achilles M
posted by Jeremiah on 12-6-2007 at 11:12 am
hundreds of thousands of people are killed in car accidents every year that just like four more
-live free or die hard unrated
med pluto
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:12 am
“You’re my boy, Blue! You’re my boy.”
-Frank, Old School
Rhesus
posted by Gabriel on 12-6-2007 at 11:13 am
Zed’s dead baby
Pulp Fiction
Original Deaf Jam Shirt
posted by Ken on 12-6-2007 at 11:13 am
“What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That’s a pretty good idea. I’ll give you the moon, Mary.”
~ It’s a Wonderful Life
(Hey, tis the season!)
Ladies Pi again
posted by Ashley on 12-6-2007 at 11:14 am
“So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
scurvy, XL plz
posted by Andrew on 12-6-2007 at 11:14 am
Rich fellas come up an’ they die, an’ their kids ain’t no good an’ they die out. But we keep a’comin’. We’re the people that live. They can’t wipe us out; they can’t lick us. We’ll go on forever, Pa, ’cause we’re the people.
- Grapes of Wrath
posted by Jeremiah on 12-6-2007 at 11:14 am
Bring out the Gimp
Pulp Fiction
Pluto Shirt
posted by Ken on 12-6-2007 at 11:15 am
COME BACK HERE YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!!!
-SPACEBALLS
large pluto
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:15 am
Sugarcane planter, I am the bandit Cobra Verde - Cobra Verde
posted by Jeremiah on 12-6-2007 at 11:15 am
“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.”
~ Arsenic and Old Lace
Still Ladies Pi
posted by Ashley on 12-6-2007 at 11:15 am
Oh yeah, I forgot tell you. Your cousin got hit upside the head with a tire he was changing. - Hail Cracking Cobra Eggs (Birmingham film)
posted by Jeremiah on 12-6-2007 at 11:16 am
Rose….Bud
-citizen kane
large pluto
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:17 am
Who is Keyser Soze? -The Usual Suspects
The Binary Social Club T-shirt - L
posted by John on 12-6-2007 at 11:18 am
“There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home”
-Wizard of OZ
_ Lady Macbeth
posted by Melissa B on 12-6-2007 at 11:18 am
oh yeah i love dags, I like caravans better though
-snatch
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:19 am
“You have chosen… wisely.”
-Grail Knight, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
posted by Andrew on 12-6-2007 at 11:22 am
“Leaping lizards”
-Annie
-Lady macbeth
posted by Melissa B on 12-6-2007 at 11:22 am
“Pardon me while I whip this out.”
Blazing Saddles
Pi XXL
posted by Winthebig on 12-6-2007 at 11:23 am
“Why do we need to bring this crap? I’m sure they have crap where we’re going!” ~ Dung Beetle in Ice Age 2
xxl rhesus
posted by QT314159265 on 12-6-2007 at 11:24 am
“You’ll shoot your eye out”
-a christmas story
-lady macbeth
posted by Melissa B on 12-6-2007 at 11:26 am
“Khaaaaaaaaaan!”
-Captain Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
posted by Andrew on 12-6-2007 at 11:26 am
“Pink is my signature color.”
Steel magnolias
xxl rhesus
posted by qt314159265 on 12-6-2007 at 11:26 am
“Do ya love him, Loretta?”
“Yeah, Ma.”
“Geez, that’s too bad.”
Moonstruck
Pluto XXL
posted by winthebig on 12-6-2007 at 11:27 am
He hates these can!
The Jerk
Mendel Shirt
posted by Bill on 12-6-2007 at 11:27 am
Don Job: Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Deliverence
Rhesus XXL
posted by qt314159265 on 12-6-2007 at 11:28 am
if i don’t come back tell mama i love her
but lewyland your mama died two years ago
oh..well i suppose ill tell her myself then
-no country for old men
large pluto
posted by chuck on 12-6-2007 at 11:28 am
teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings
easter island
posted by amy on 12-6-2007 at 11:28 am
You’ll shoot your eye out
Christmas Story
Mendel
posted by Bill on 12-6-2007 at 11:29 am
“It was beauty that killed the beast”
-King Kong
-lady macbeth
posted by Melissa B on 12-6-2007 at 11:29 am
luke. i am your father
easter island
posted by amy on 12-6-2007 at 11:29 am
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius; Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”
-Maximus, Gladiator
posted by Andrew on 12-6-2007 at 11:29 am
The shnoznberries taste like shnozberries
Willy Wonka
Mendel shirt
posted by Bill on 12-6-2007 at 11:30 am
follow the yellow brick road
easter island
posted by amy on 12-6-2007 at 11:31 am
Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown (Chinatown)
Pluto M
posted by Suza on 12-6-2007 at 11:32 am
“You sure is ugly.”
The Color Purple
Scurvy - XXL
posted by Jay on 12-6-2007 at 11:33 am
who’s mommy’s little piggie (christmas story)
easter island
posted by amy on 12-6-2007 at 11:33 am
I’m getting to old for this sh*t
Any Leathal Weapon movie
Mendel
posted by Bill on 12-6-2007 at 11:34 am
“I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. That means no.”
-Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Scurvy small, please!
posted by Allison on 12-6-2007 at 11:34 am
Go ahead, make my day (Sudden Impact)
Pluto M
posted by Suza on 12-6-2007 at 11:35 am
“Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get!”
-Forest Gump
RIP Pluto T-Shirt
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 11:35 am
It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you
Showgirls
still rhesus xxl
posted by qt314159265 on 12-6-2007 at 11:36 am
You can’t fool me! There ain’t no Sanity Claus! (A Night at The Opera)
Pluto M
posted by Suza on 12-6-2007 at 11:36 am
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
Forrest Gump (Greenbow, Alabama)
Rhesus xl
posted by JaneM on 12-6-2007 at 11:38 am
Life is like a box of chocolates; You never know what you’re gonna get.
Forrest Gump
Pi, Medium
posted by BeckyJ on 12-6-2007 at 11:39 am
The name’s Bond, James Bond…
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 11:39 am
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
-Gone with the Wind
Scurvy small, please
posted by Allison on 12-6-2007 at 11:39 am
“Quite frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Gone With the Wind
Beethoven Deaf Jam shirt, Men’s medium
posted by Steve on 12-6-2007 at 11:39 am
You either get busy living, or get busy dying…
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 11:40 am
I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
When Harry Met Sally
Pi, Med
posted by BeckyJ on 12-6-2007 at 11:41 am
If you build it they will come
Pie - large
posted by Sheila on 12-6-2007 at 11:41 am
Hasta la vista, BABY!
-Terminator
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 11:41 am
I can’t believe nobody said this one yet –
Hasta la vista, BABY!
-Terminator
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 11:42 am
“I bet if you look hard enough, you’ll find that love actually is all around.”
-Prime Minister David, Love Actually
Scurvy small, please!
posted by Allison on 12-6-2007 at 11:42 am
Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
Wizard of Oz
Pi, M
posted by BeckyJ on 12-6-2007 at 11:42 am
E.T. phone home.
E.T.
Pi, Med
posted by BeckyJ on 12-6-2007 at 11:43 am
“Nobody gets in to see the wizard. Not nobody not no how.”
(Pluto)
posted by Nicole on 12-6-2007 at 11:43 am
Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords. (Kill Bill)
Pluto M
posted by Suza on 12-6-2007 at 11:44 am
I’ll get you my pretty. And your little dog too!
(Pluto)
posted by Nicole on 12-6-2007 at 11:44 am
“Life is pain, your highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
-Westley, The Princess Bride
Scurvy small, please!
posted by Allison on 12-6-2007 at 11:46 am
…pegs…spokes…lucky.
–Napoleon Dynamite
medium easy as pie
posted by Carrie G. on 12-6-2007 at 11:46 am
“Men and women can never be friends.”
When Harry Met Sally
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 11:47 am
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
- “The Princess Bride”
Mental Floss logo
posted by Karen on 12-6-2007 at 11:48 am
“Well “Sinead O’Rebellion.” Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior.”
-Empire Records
Scurvy T-shirt (large)
posted by Mara on 12-6-2007 at 11:49 am
The fall will probably kill you.
- “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”
Mental Floss logo
posted by Karen on 12-6-2007 at 11:49 am
…pegs…spokes…lucky.
–Napoleon Dynamite
Womens Medium–Easy as pi
posted by Carrie G on 12-6-2007 at 11:50 am
i’ll have what she’s having
-when harry met sally
posted by richel on 12-6-2007 at 11:50 am
oh, lady macbeth
posted by richel on 12-6-2007 at 11:51 am
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
-Casablanca
Women’s Pluto, M please!
posted by Pam on 12-6-2007 at 11:51 am
“Go f**k a goat!”
The 40-Year Old Virgin
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 11:51 am
we’re on a mission from god
–blues brothers
lady macbeth
posted by richel on 12-6-2007 at 11:52 am
Demented and sad, but social.
-The Breakfast Club
Physics Society, L
posted by John C. on 12-6-2007 at 11:52 am
“This aggression will not stand.”
- The Big Lebowski
(first said by George H. Bush, and subsequently repeated by Walter, Dude, Donnie, and others)
women’s alaska XL
posted by KT on 12-6-2007 at 11:52 am
“Now, bring me that horizon.”
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 11:53 am
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”
-Dirty Dancing
Women’s Pluto, M
posted by Pam on 12-6-2007 at 11:53 am
you stay classy, san diego
–ron burgundy, anchorman
posted by richel on 12-6-2007 at 11:54 am
“What’s with today today?”
- Empire Records (Lucas)
women’s alaska XL
posted by KT on 12-6-2007 at 11:54 am
“Leave the gun, take the canoli”
- Godfather I
The rhesus T-shirt
posted by Keeker on 12-6-2007 at 11:54 am
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?”
- the Wizard of Oz
Lady MacBeth T-shirt
posted by Keeker on 12-6-2007 at 11:55 am
“So I got that going for me, which is nice.”
Caddyshack
women’s marx XL
posted by Alicia on 12-6-2007 at 11:55 am
all right, mr. demille, i’m ready for my close-up.
–sunset boulevard
posted by richel on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 am
“Tomorrow we rock Portland”
-Singles
women’s alaska XL
posted by KT on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 am
Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
-Elf
posted by Pam on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 am
“I am not weak!”
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Rhesus, XXL
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 am
“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need
roads.”
- Doc Brown, Back to the Future
(Easter Island shirt)
posted by Jessica on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 am
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
- When Haryy met Sally
Rhesus T-shirt
posted by Keeker on 12-6-2007 at 11:56 am
“Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?”
–The Joker, Batman
(Easter Island shirt)
posted by Jessica on 12-6-2007 at 11:57 am
As you wish.
Princess Bride
Scurvy - M
posted by Nina on 12-6-2007 at 11:58 am
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
- Princess Bride
Mental Floss logo
posted by Lynda on 12-6-2007 at 11:58 am
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get.
Forrest Gump
Rhesus Women’s small
posted by MC112358 on 12-6-2007 at 11:58 am
“I’m the ghost with the most, babe.”
–Beetlejuice
(Easter Island shirt)
posted by Jessica on 12-6-2007 at 11:58 am
“So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.”
Office Space
women’s Binary Social Club
posted by Cheyenne on 12-6-2007 at 11:58 am
“Donny you’re out of your element!”
Mendel, M, green
posted by Colin on 12-6-2007 at 11:59 am
No, Luke, I am your father!
Star Wars
posted by MC112358 on 12-6-2007 at 11:59 am
I feel the need….the need for speed.
-Top Gun
Women’s Pluto M
posted by Pam on 12-6-2007 at 12:00 pm
“I was born a poor black child…”
The Jerk
women’s marx XL
posted by Alicia on 12-6-2007 at 12:00 pm
“Smokey, this is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.”
-The Big Lebowski
pluto, small
posted by Jena on 12-6-2007 at 12:01 pm
Say hello to my leetle friend!
- “Scarface”
Mental Floss logo
posted by Karen on 12-6-2007 at 12:01 pm
“It’s so sweet. He looks just like a little entree.”
Addams Family
Women’s easy as pi shirt
posted by Stephanie on 12-6-2007 at 12:01 pm
“Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?”
-The Breakfast Club
women’s alaska XL
posted by KT on 12-6-2007 at 12:01 pm
I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ babies.
- “Gone with the Wind”
Mental Floss logo
posted by Karen on 12-6-2007 at 12:02 pm
“Are you the Keymaster?”
–Dana, Ghostbusters
(Easter Island shirt)
posted by Jessica on 12-6-2007 at 12:02 pm
Benjamin: Wood?
Mrs. Robinson: What?
Benjamin: Wood or wire? They have both.
The Graduate
Easy as pi - Womens
posted by Stephanie on 12-6-2007 at 12:02 pm
HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?
Wedding Crashers
Scurvy - M
posted by Nina on 12-6-2007 at 12:03 pm
Dole Office Clerk: I’m sorry, I’m on my wine break.
History of the World Part 1
Womens easy as pi shirt
posted by Stephanie on 12-6-2007 at 12:04 pm
“You sit on a throne of lies! You smell like beef and cheese!”
elf
mendel, M green
posted by Colin on 12-6-2007 at 12:04 pm
“Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!”
(along with about 3 dozen other fantastic quotes!)
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Pi T-shirt
posted by Keeker on 12-6-2007 at 12:04 pm
“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walked into mine.” - Casablance
“Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” - Dumb and Dumber
“Buddy the Elf, whats your favorite color?” - Elf
“”Badges, we don’t need no stinkin’ badges” Blazing Saddles
Hip to b2 - medium
posted by Jeremy on 12-6-2007 at 12:05 pm
Wooderson: That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Dazed and Confused
Womens easy as pi
posted by Stephanie on 12-6-2007 at 12:05 pm
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning”
Apocalypse Now.
Pluto womens L
posted by Darcy on 12-6-2007 at 12:06 pm
…and I am an idiot. My mom always said I had trouble reading and following directions
posted by Jeremy on 12-6-2007 at 12:07 pm
“One Million Dollars”
Austin Powers
pluto womens L
posted by Darcy on 12-6-2007 at 12:08 pm
“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walked into mine.” - Casablance
posted by Jeremy on 12-6-2007 at 12:09 pm
“”Badges, we don’t need no stinkin’ badges” Blazing Saddles
posted by Jeremy on 12-6-2007 at 12:09 pm
“Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” - Dumb and Dumber
posted by Jeremy on 12-6-2007 at 12:10 pm
Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
-”Goldfinger”
posted by Mathias on 12-6-2007 at 12:10 pm
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”
- Jessica, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
(You’ve Got Male, large)
posted by Karl on 12-6-2007 at 12:10 pm
“Smells like somebody died.”
Tombstone
Rhesus - XXL
posted by Kristy on 12-6-2007 at 12:10 pm
“Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does”
-Simpsons movie
There’s No Right Way to Eat a Rhesus
Womens M
posted by Kelly on 12-6-2007 at 12:11 pm
“Don’t throw me down, Clark!”
- Great Aunt Bethany, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
(You’ve Got Male, large)
posted by Karl on 12-6-2007 at 12:11 pm
Toga! - Animal House
posted by Jeremy on 12-6-2007 at 12:12 pm
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…
Office Space
Scurvy M
posted by Nina on 12-6-2007 at 12:12 pm
“It’s gonna rain on your head…”
The Color Purple
(Beethoven Deaf Jam, large)
posted by Karl on 12-6-2007 at 12:12 pm
“May the Schwartz be with you!” -Spaceballs.
Women’s Pluto, medium
posted by heather on 12-6-2007 at 12:12 pm
“Forget about it”
Donnie Brasco
Pluto womens L
posted by darcy on 12-6-2007 at 12:13 pm
“Damn the man, save the Empire!”
- Empire Records
There’s No Right Way to Eat a Rhesus
Women’s M
posted by Kelly on 12-6-2007 at 12:13 pm
“You can’t handle the truth!!”
-Jack Nichalson
-Men’s medium “Ship Happens
posted by Adam on 12-6-2007 at 12:13 pm
“I’m very honored and terrified to be here.”
- Penny Pingleton, “Hairspray (the musical)”
(Beethoven Deaf Jam, large)
posted by Karl Lewis on 12-6-2007 at 12:15 pm
“Danger is my middle name.”
Austin Powers
posted by Kristy on 12-6-2007 at 12:15 pm
“Cue the cheesy inspirational music!” -Bruce Almighty
posted by heather on 12-6-2007 at 12:16 pm
“You’re Godd*mned right I ordered the code red!!
-Jack Nicholson
-Men’s Medium “Pavlov Blue”
posted by Adam on 12-6-2007 at 12:17 pm
“you’re kill’n me Smalls.”
Sandlot
Macbeth
posted by Kim on 12-6-2007 at 12:20 pm
Agent Smith: Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.
-”The Matrix”
Karl Marx-XXL
posted by Mathias on 12-6-2007 at 12:20 pm
“Here’s Johnny!”
-”The Shining”
-Jack Nicholson
-Men’s medium Achilles
posted by Adam Starr on 12-6-2007 at 12:22 pm
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with some angels.”
-”The Departed”
-Jack Nicholson
-Men’s medium Freud
posted by Adam on 12-6-2007 at 12:26 pm
“Why do they call you Red?”
“Because I’m Irish.”
The Shawshank Redemption
(Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman)
posted by MarkD on 12-6-2007 at 12:26 pm
Shaaaaane!
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 12:27 pm
“.. Shampoo is better.”
Billy Madison
Idioms are for the birds- XL
posted by teach7 on 12-6-2007 at 12:29 pm
“She turned me into a Newt!”
“A Newt?!?”
“Well I got better”
Monty Python
pluto womens L
posted by Darcy on 12-6-2007 at 12:31 pm
“What’s happenin’ hot stuff?” (Sixteen Candles)
Scurvy, Women’s small
posted by Liz on 12-6-2007 at 12:31 pm
“… we needed the eggs.”
Annie Hall
Scurvy XL
posted by Betsy on 12-6-2007 at 12:31 pm
“Some people like to call it luck, I like to call it….well luck…”
Happy Gilmore
Idioms- XL
posted by teach7 on 12-6-2007 at 12:31 pm
“It is NOT a TUMOR”
posted by Betsy on 12-6-2007 at 12:33 pm
“Kickboxing– sport of the future” (Say Anything)
Scurvy, women’s small
posted by Liz on 12-6-2007 at 12:33 pm
I’ll never go hungry again! - Gone with the Wind
Pi L
posted by Julie on 12-6-2007 at 12:34 pm
Dad, you just kicked that prayer’s ass
Talladega Nights
Pi L
posted by Julie on 12-6-2007 at 12:35 pm
“You can help me shave my armpits” (Billy Madison)
Scurvy, women’s small
posted by Liz on 12-6-2007 at 12:36 pm
“I’ll be back” (THE TERMINATOR)
Ladies M Pi
posted by Erin on 12-6-2007 at 12:36 pm
“Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?” Rent-Boy
Trainspotting
Beethoven Deaf Jam, large
posted by Paperback Writer on 12-6-2007 at 12:40 pm
Thanks for sharing the holiday spirit, Psycho
8 Crazy Nights
Pi L
posted by Julie on 12-6-2007 at 12:40 pm
maggots…you’re eating maggots micheal, how do they taste - lost boys
posted by shell on 12-6-2007 at 12:41 pm
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
Jaws
XXL pi
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 12:42 pm
Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives. When he isn’t around he leaves an awful hole, doesn’t he?
It’s a wonderful live
Pi L
posted by Julie on 12-6-2007 at 12:43 pm
“I want an official Red Ryder, carbide action, 200-shot, range model air rifle!”
A Christmas Story
XXL pi
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 12:43 pm
“Six very nearly dead guys who got a temporary reprieve! That’s your name! Kill you later!”
Mystery Men
XXL Pi, plz.
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 12:44 pm
“What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color?”
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(lady macbeth shirt)
posted by Amanda on 12-6-2007 at 12:44 pm
“Welcome to the desert of the real.” -Matrix
Entropy WS
posted by ThePolynomial on 12-6-2007 at 12:45 pm
“There’s one at the same time tomorrow. I suggest you not underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State, and show up two hours in advance.” -from Dogma
Pluto shirt!
posted by Kelly J on 12-6-2007 at 12:45 pm
william H. Bonney YOU ARE NOT A GOD! - young guns 2!
xl rhesus
posted by shell on 12-6-2007 at 12:45 pm
“And the flowers are still standing!”
Ghostbusters
XXL Pi, s’il vous plait.
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 12:45 pm
“I am the walrus.”
Donny, in “The Big Lebowski”
(hip 2b^2 - medium)
posted by Josh on 12-6-2007 at 12:46 pm
“You shall not pass.” –Gandalf in LOTR–Fellowship of the Ring
(lady macbeth shirt, women’s small)
posted by Amanda on 12-6-2007 at 12:46 pm
I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We’re looking up ‘money laundering’ in the dictionary!
Office Space
Ladies M Pi
posted by Erin on 12-6-2007 at 12:47 pm
“You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.” -from Hook
Pluto shirt!
posted by Kelly J on 12-6-2007 at 12:48 pm
I hate waiting.
Princess Bride
Ladies M Pi
posted by Erin on 12-6-2007 at 12:48 pm
“Just keep swimming.” -from Finding Nemo
Pluto shirt!
posted by Kelly J on 12-6-2007 at 12:49 pm
“We are the knights who say, ‘Ni!’” - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Beethoven small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 12:50 pm
“It’s funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.” -A Clockwork Orange
Pluto shirt!
posted by Kelly J on 12-6-2007 at 12:53 pm
“I want my two dollars!”
“My little brother got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother dropped acid, freaked out, and hijacked a schoolbus full of penguins, so it’s kind of a family crisis, could you come back later? Thanks, bye”
-Better off Dead
Scurvy, L
posted by Lesley on 12-6-2007 at 12:53 pm
Snakes, why did it have to be snakes.
-Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark
Beethoven small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 12:54 pm
Oops, didn’t put it in separate comments….
“I want my two dollars!”
-Better of Dead
Scurvy, L
posted by Lesley on 12-6-2007 at 12:55 pm
“We demand a shrubbery!”
-Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Pythagoras xxl
posted by Nick on 12-6-2007 at 12:56 pm
“I was born a poor black child.”
Steve Martin, The Jerk
posted by Betsy on 12-6-2007 at 12:56 pm
“There’s no crying in baseball!”
- A League of Their Own
Simple as Pi, size L
posted by Julie on 12-6-2007 at 12:57 pm
“We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”
posted by Betsy on 12-6-2007 at 12:58 pm
“Say hello to my little friend!” -Scarface
Beethoven small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 12:59 pm
Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
Dirty Harry
posted by MC112358 on 12-6-2007 at 12:59 pm
From “Repo Man”
Otto: “That’s bullshit! You’re just a white, suburban punk like me.”
Duke (who is shot and mortally wounded): “Yes. But it still hurts.”
Scurvy/lemonade
posted by harold on 12-6-2007 at 1:00 pm
It’s hot, damn hot! It’s so hot, you could do a little crotchpot cooking.
Good Morning Viet Nam
Large Mental_Floss
posted by jdl on 12-6-2007 at 1:00 pm
I am no man!
Arwen in LOTR
posted by MC112358 on 12-6-2007 at 1:02 pm
“Houston, we have a problem”
- Apollo 13
posted by Susan on 12-6-2007 at 1:03 pm
“That’s some bad hat Harry.”
Jaws
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 1:04 pm
It puts the lotion on its skin- silence of the lambs
beethoven- xl
posted by shell on 12-6-2007 at 1:04 pm
Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything
: I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.
posted by Dean on 12-6-2007 at 1:04 pm
Back off, man. I’m a scientist. —Ghostbusters
Pluto
posted by Griner on 12-6-2007 at 1:04 pm
“Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee!” -Anchorman
Women’s Pluto
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 1:05 pm
“This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?” - Better Off Dead
Pluto, Medium (Womens)
posted by Joanna on 12-6-2007 at 1:05 pm
You’re so money and you don’t even know it! - Swingers
Beethoven small
posted by Amy on 12-6-2007 at 1:05 pm
“Soylent Green is people!”
[Idioms, M]
posted by A. W. Gray on 12-6-2007 at 1:05 pm
“Quiet isn’t George Michael Dolenz?”
Head
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 1:05 pm
“No wire hangers!” – Mommie Dearest
[Idioms, M]
posted by A. W. Gray on 12-6-2007 at 1:05 pm
i am jacks complete lack of suprise- fight club
posted by shell on 12-6-2007 at 1:06 pm
“Say hello to my little friend.” – Scarface
[Idioms, M]
posted by A. W. Gray on 12-6-2007 at 1:06 pm
“I’d like a nice cold glass of gravy with a hair in it.”
Head
posted by Beth on 12-6-2007 at 1:06 pm
“Bond, James Bond.” - pick one
[Idioms, M]
posted by A. W. Gray on 12-6-2007 at 1:06 pm
“There are some who would call me….Tim?”
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Rhesus XXL
posted by Derek on 12-6-2007 at 1:06 pm
oops forgot to mention I would like to Mental Floss logo shirt XXL
Eddie Adams(Dirk Diggler) from Boogie Nights
: When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful… It says, “Dirk Diggler.”
posted by Dean on 12-6-2007 at 1:10 pm
“i am jack’s wasted life” Fight Club
posted by Andrea Uribe-Pitts on 12-6-2007 at 1:11 pm
“Now that is a tasty burger”
-Pulp Fiction
Womens Pi-small
posted by Kizzy on 12-6-2007 at 1:13 pm
“I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew… ” -Heathers
Pluto, Medium (Womens)
posted by Joanna on 12-6-2007 at 1:14 pm
Bluto Animal House
: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Mental Floss Logo XXL
posted by Dean on 12-6-2007 at 1:15 pm
That’s no moon.
Star Wars
Karl Marx, XL
posted by Kevin on 12-6-2007 at 1:15 pm
“Run Forest Run.”
Forest Gump
Alaska
posted by Leslie on 12-6-2007 at 1:15 pm
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.”
the usual suspects.
entrophy tshirt L
posted by Andrea Uribe-Pitts on 12-6-2007 at 1:16 pm
“Kiss my converse”
-The Last Dragon
Ladies Pythag-small
posted by Kizzy on 12-6-2007 at 1:16 pm
“Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Fridays, but I don’t really like that place. Or anyone that I work with. ” - Failure to Launch
Pluto, Medium (womens)
posted by Joanna on 12-6-2007 at 1:18 pm
I like to do it. I enjoy it. Take your aesthete’s; taste purer things; kill them swiftly, if you will, but do it. For do not doubt: you are a killer, Louis.
- interview with the vampire
scurvy t-shirt L
posted by Andrea Uribe-Pitts on 12-6-2007 at 1:18 pm
“A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead!” - Mallrats
posted by sd on 12-6-2007 at 1:20 pm
“Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh… it doesn’t really matter. I uh, I don’t like my job, and, uh, I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore. ” - Office Space
Pluto, Medium (womens)
posted by Joanna on 12-6-2007 at 1:21 pm
Don’t call me stupid.
Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you! I’ve worn dresses with higher I.Q.s!
A Fish Called Wanda
posted by leslie on 12-6-2007 at 1:21 pm
“I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
Pluto, womens med
posted by sd on 12-6-2007 at 1:23 pm
“Anybody want a peanut?” -Princess Bride
Pythagoras, S
posted by mle on 12-6-2007 at 1:23 pm
“Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear” - Empire Records
Pluto womens med
posted by sd on 12-6-2007 at 1:23 pm
“Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God’s true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.”
Dogma
Idioms - XL
posted by Kevin on 12-6-2007 at 1:25 pm
“Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let’s say I go into a guy’s office, let’s say he’s even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I’m like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you’re naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go…[rips up dinner rolll]Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. And that’s when I blow it. That’s when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?” - tommy boy
entrophy - L
posted by Andrea Uribe-Pitts on 12-6-2007 at 1:25 pm
“Mamma always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get’”.
Forrest Gump
XXXL Marx
posted by Kyle on 12-6-2007 at 1:25 pm
“These go to eleven.” - This Is Spinal Tap
Pythagoras, S
posted by mle on 12-6-2007 at 1:26 pm
Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends. - Almost Famous
Pluto womens med
posted by sd on 12-6-2007 at 1:26 pm
“Oh, Sammy’s so confused he don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.” -Steel Magnolias
Women’s Pluto R.I.P. T-shirt (large)
posted by Phoebe Walker on 12-6-2007 at 1:26 pm
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.” - Blues Brothers
Pythagoras, S
posted by mle on 12-6-2007 at 1:28 pm
“Poor people are crazy, Jack. I’m eccentric.”
Dennis Hopper in Speed
posted by irene on 12-6-2007 at 1:28 pm
“Fra-GEE-lay, that must be Italian. I think that says Fragile, dear”
-A Christmas Story
Macbeth, Large
posted by Lauren on 12-6-2007 at 1:28 pm
“Follow the money.”
All The President’s Men
posted by Leslie on 12-6-2007 at 1:29 pm
“We’re going streaking!” - Old School
Idioms are for the Birds XL
posted by Phoebe Walker on 12-6-2007 at 1:30 pm
“2 hits– me hittin’ you, you hittin’ the floor.” (the Breakfast Club)
Scurvy, women’s small
posted by Liz on 12-6-2007 at 1:35 pm
“We got Annie!” -Annie
Women’s Lady Macbeth T-Shirt (large)
posted by Phoebe Walker on 12-6-2007 at 1:36 pm
I’m not an ambi-turner
zoolander
alaska small
posted by autumn on 12-6-2007 at 1:36 pm
“Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby.”
Greta Garbo in Anna Chirstie
Women’s Gregor Mendel T-Shirt
posted by Anita on 12-6-2007 at 1:36 pm
I just got one thing to say… to my wife at home: Yo, Adrian! I DID IT!
Scurvy large
posted by Jon on 12-6-2007 at 1:37 pm
goonies never say die
the goonies
posted by autumn on 12-6-2007 at 1:38 pm
“No one makes me bleed my own blood!” - Dodgeball
Easter Island Shirt (women’s L)
posted by Average Jane on 12-6-2007 at 1:38 pm
“Never trust a vegetarian!”
-Notting Hill
There’s no right way to eat a Rhesus, medium
posted by Deanne on 12-6-2007 at 1:40 pm
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
casablanca
posted by autumn on 12-6-2007 at 1:42 pm
“It’s freakin’ gone with the wind”
- Kitty, Superman returns
Beethoven small please
posted by Ashley Daily on 12-6-2007 at 1:43 pm
Allow myself to introduce… myself!
austin powers
posted by autumn on 12-6-2007 at 1:44 pm
“You had me at hello.” - Jerry Maguire
Women’s Pavlov T-Shirt (large)
posted by Phoebe Walker on 12-6-2007 at 1:44 pm
“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.”
Goodfellas
Pavlov long sleeve 2XL
posted by Doug K on 12-6-2007 at 1:44 pm
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
-Casablanca
Scurvy, L
posted by David on 12-6-2007 at 1:45 pm
Dang, that’s already been guessed (crtl F failed!).
“Shenanigans!”
-Super Troopers
Scurvy, L
posted by David on 12-6-2007 at 1:46 pm
“You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little f___ up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to f___’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
Goodfellas
Pavlov long sleeve 2XL
posted by Doug K on 12-6-2007 at 1:47 pm
“And he puzzled & puzzled ’til his puller was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of
something he hadn’t before.
What if Christmas, he thought,
doesn’t come from a store.
What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more…”
-The Grinch who Stole Christmas
Pavlov
posted by Lynda on 12-6-2007 at 1:47 pm
“ooh, these mashed potatoes are so creamy!”
-Maude, While you were sleeping
beethoven, small
posted by Ashley Daily on 12-6-2007 at 1:52 pm
We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
The Blues Brothers
Rhesus XXL
posted by Dusty on 12-6-2007 at 1:53 pm
“…opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three nights. ”
Bull Durham
Binary Large
posted by Fred on 12-6-2007 at 1:54 pm
“It was like death! But in a good way.”
Tim Robbins in IQ
(XL Lady Macbeth)
posted by Missy on 12-6-2007 at 1:54 pm
Listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn’t even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6… Bloody paperwork.
Brazil
Rhesus XXL
posted by Dusty on 12-6-2007 at 1:55 pm
“The garbage chute was a really wonderful idea! What an incredible smell you discovered!”
Harrison Ford, Star Wars
(XL Lady Macbeth)
posted by Missy on 12-6-2007 at 1:55 pm
“The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.”
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (and/or Super Troopers)
Pluto - Small
posted by Alexandra on 12-6-2007 at 1:56 pm
Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.
The Goonies
Rhesus XXL
posted by Dusty on 12-6-2007 at 1:58 pm
“They’re Heeeere”
Poltergeist
W-Large Pi Shirt
posted by Kelly on 12-6-2007 at 1:58 pm
“It’s all ball bearings nowadays.”
Chevy Chase, Fletch
(womens XL Lady Macbeth)
posted by Missy on 12-6-2007 at 1:59 pm
Come on! Come on! Let’s kill each other over the pepperoni.
The Goonies
Rhesus XXL
posted by Dusty on 12-6-2007 at 1:59 pm
“They said you was hung”
Blazing Saddles
Mental Floss logo
posted by Tom on 12-6-2007 at 2:02 pm
“Get it? I’m a zit!”
-Animal House
Idioms, xxl
posted by Nick on 12-6-2007 at 2:03 pm
“I never knew it to fail. Some big, hard-boiled egg gets a look at a pretty face and bang. He cracks up and goes sappy.” -Denham, “King Kong”
MF logo, Size L!
posted by Joe Maz on 12-6-2007 at 2:06 pm
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
Caddyshack
(women’s XL Lady Macbeth)
posted by Missy on 12-6-2007 at 2:07 pm
“Give me some sugar, baby.”
-Ash
Army of Darkness
Entropy, xxl
posted by Nick on 12-6-2007 at 2:13 pm
“Hey, don’t worry, I can handle it. I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why are you dressed like that?” -Jack Burton , “Big Trouble In Little China”
MF Logo, Size L!
posted by Joe Maz on 12-6-2007 at 2:13 pm
Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens.
– Eraserhead
Alaska xxl
posted by vorple on 12-6-2007 at 2:13 pm
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
The Godfather
Women’s Karl Marx - Med
posted by Jenn on 12-6-2007 at 2:18 pm
[Regarding tree-shaped air fresheners]
Miller: Find one in every car. You’ll see.
– Repo Man
Alaska xl
posted by Vorple on 12-6-2007 at 2:19 pm
“Klaatu…Verata…N(mumbles/clears throat)”
-Ash
Army of Darkness
Idioms, xxl
posted by Nick on 12-6-2007 at 2:19 pm
Montag: “Yes! I am Montag. Master of illusion. Defier of the laws of reason. What is real? Are you certain you know what reality is? How do you know, that at this second, you aren’t sleeping in your bed, dreaming that you’re in this theater?”
– Wizard of Gore (1970)
Alaska M
posted by Vorple on 12-6-2007 at 2:22 pm
We’re going to need a bigger boat
Jaws
Idioms
posted by Lindsey U on 12-6-2007 at 2:24 pm
Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown… the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?
– Criswell introducing Plan 9 from Outer Space
Alaska s
posted by Vorple on 12-6-2007 at 2:25 pm
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
posted by Lindsey U on 12-6-2007 at 2:25 pm
Hows the view from candy heaven b****
Super Troopers
posted by Lindsey U on 12-6-2007 at 2:26 pm
Oh look his name is on his license plate
–my mother used to do that to my undewear
Your mother put license plates in your underwear
Real Genius
posted by Lindsey U on 12-6-2007 at 2:28 pm
Oh look, they brought a cave troll - LOTR:TFOTR
lady macbeth
posted by KJ on 12-6-2007 at 2:31 pm
“We’re off to see the wizard.” The wizard of oz
Lady Macbeth T
posted by KJ on 12-6-2007 at 2:32 pm
“I want a martini.”
“This is a juice and coffee bar, man.”
“I want……..a martini.”
The Hudsucker Proxy
posted by rebecca on 12-6-2007 at 2:33 pm
“Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!”
The wizard of oz
Lady Macbeth T
posted by KJ on 12-6-2007 at 2:33 pm
t shirt: pluto m
“I can’t believe it…I’m losing to a rug.”
Aladdin
posted by rebecca on 12-6-2007 at 2:34 pm
t shirt: pluto m
“Stella!!!!!!!”
posted by rebecca on 12-6-2007 at 2:34 pm
“I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto.”
The Wizard of OZ
Lady Macbeth T
posted by KJ on 12-6-2007 at 2:34 pm
“life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get”
-Forrest Gump
Medium Alaska
posted by Cassandra on 12-6-2007 at 2:36 pm
t shirt: pluto m
Celine: Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.
Jesse: I know.
Before Sunset
posted by rebecca on 12-6-2007 at 2:38 pm
“But where has all the rum gone?”
-Pirates of the Carribean
Alaska, M
posted by Cassandra on 12-6-2007 at 2:39 pm
“Son, you got a panty on your head.”
-Raising Arizona
Pluto, largest size you have
posted by Jenny on 12-6-2007 at 2:55 pm
I am Beowulf!
Pluto xl
posted by Eli on 12-6-2007 at 2:57 pm
“It’s the stuff that dreams are made of.”
The Maltese Falcon
Pluto, big
posted by Jenny on 12-6-2007 at 2:57 pm
Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?
posted by Eli on 12-6-2007 at 2:59 pm
“You think Omar was a stoolie? Because Sosa said so?”
Frank from “Scarface”
posted by Pieter on 12-6-2007 at 2:59 pm
“Funny, she doesn’t look Druish”
Spaceballs.
Pluto, big
posted by Jenny on 12-6-2007 at 2:59 pm
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
posted by Eli on 12-6-2007 at 3:00 pm
“I am not an animal! I am a human being! I…am…a man!”
The Elephant Man
Suprise Me
posted by Jenny on 12-6-2007 at 3:01 pm
“First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about fight club…” (Fight Club)
scurvy, ladies small
posted by karissa on 12-6-2007 at 3:05 pm
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
posted by Eli on 12-6-2007 at 3:05 pm
“That’s what I like about high school chicks. I keep getting older, they keep staying the same age.”
(Dazed and Confused)
pluto, women’s small
posted by karissa on 12-6-2007 at 3:08 pm
“Smoky, this is not nam. This is bowling, there are rules.”
(The Big Lebowski)
Pluto, xl mens
posted by karissa on 12-6-2007 at 3:10 pm
“I’m still alive, I’m just badly burned.”
(Austin Powers;International man of mystery)
pluto, small women’s
posted by karissa on 12-6-2007 at 3:12 pm
the truth! you can’t handle the truth.
scurvy, small women’s
thanks!
posted by Brandy on 12-6-2007 at 3:26 pm
“It’s true! I chopped him up. But I didn’t kill him!”
Seymour, Little Shop of Horrors
(Alaska)
posted by Molly on 12-6-2007 at 3:31 pm
“Wasn’t me.”
- Rocketman
posted by Steve on 12-6-2007 at 3:42 pm
“I’ll be a free man in the morning”
-Lonesome Roads, “A Face in the Crowd”
Pluto, Ladies XL
posted by Julia on 12-6-2007 at 3:44 pm
“Plastics.”
Idioms medium
posted by kevo on 12-6-2007 at 3:52 pm
Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash
When Harry mMet Sally
Rhesus xl
posted by JaneM on 12-6-2007 at 3:53 pm
“Riddle me this.”
- Joker
Binary club - small
posted by Annie on 12-6-2007 at 3:54 pm
Ok, I’ll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time
Broadcast News
Rhesus xl
posted by JaneM on 12-6-2007 at 3:55 pm
May the force be with you.
star wars
sharing is caring small
posted by kevo on 12-6-2007 at 3:56 pm
“HEY! Them’s MY damn french fries!”
-Paul Dooley, Breaking away
beethoven small please!
posted by Ashley Daily on 12-6-2007 at 4:43 pm
Jordan: I never sleep, I don’t know why. I had a roommate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she’s okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don’t know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, ’cause I’m just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?
-Real Genius
Idioms L
posted by Fred on 12-6-2007 at 4:45 pm
“Somebody asks you if you’re a god- you say YES!”
GHOSTBUSTERS
physics family reunion, medium
posted by NELSDRUEDAILY on 12-6-2007 at 4:47 pm
“Because I want to fit in.”
American Psycho
Easy as 3.141592 small mens
posted by Lisa on 12-6-2007 at 4:47 pm
“Now, if you’ll excuse me- SOME of us have a gun fight tomorrow.”
-Rex O’Hurlighan The Singing Cowboy
from: Rustlers Rhapsody
Beethoven, small
posted by Ashley Daily on 12-6-2007 at 4:49 pm
“Good…Bad…I’m the guy with the gun.” -Army of Darkness
Pluto R.I.P. XXL
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 4:51 pm
“Wolfman’s got nards…” -The Monster Squad
Pluto R.I.P. XXL
posted by Chris on 12-6-2007 at 4:52 pm
Chris Knight: So, if there’s anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl’s gotta have her standards.
-Real Genius
Idioms L
posted by Fred on 12-6-2007 at 4:58 pm
“This is my boomstick!”
Army of Darkness
(at this point, the game is really trying to think of one no one has posted yet..)
karl marx, medium
posted by Six on 12-6-2007 at 4:58 pm
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
–Albert Einstein (Walter Matthau) from the movie IQ
Beethoven XXL, please. :)
posted by julie on 12-6-2007 at 5:03 pm
“This could be the begining of a beautiful friendship”
Casablanca
Pi Mans lg
posted by Ken David on 12-6-2007 at 5:11 pm
“Play it Sam. Play As time goes bye”
Possibly the most often mis-quoted line in moviedom.
Pi Mans lg
posted by Ken David on 12-6-2007 at 5:13 pm
“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse”
The Godfather
Lady Macbeth Wm XL
posted by Carole on 12-6-2007 at 5:14 pm
I love ya more than my luggage.
-Steel Magnolias
Idioms L
posted by Fred on 12-6-2007 at 5:15 pm
“You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am”
On the Waterfront
posted by Carole on 12-6-2007 at 5:15 pm
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry”
Love Story
Lady Macbeth Wm XL
posted by Carole on 12-6-2007 at 5:17 pm
“Show me the money!”
Jerry Maguire
Lady Macbeth Wm XL
posted by Carole on 12-6-2007 at 5:18 pm
“Play it Sam.”
Probably the most mis-quoted line ever.
Pi Mans lg
posted by Ken David on 12-6-2007 at 5:20 pm
Let’s go get the sh*t kicked out of us by love.
-Love Actually
Idioms L
posted by Fred on 12-6-2007 at 5:21 pm
Ten oughta do it, don’t you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we’ll get one more.
Danny Ocean, Ocean’s Eleven
Ladies M Pi
posted by Erin on 12-6-2007 at 5:29 pm
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
*Thornton Melon: Back to School*
posted by Dean on