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This weekend’s Genius Challenge will challenge your creativity as well as your smarts. Here’s what I’d like you to do:
Comment to this post with a single sentence made of four-letter words. Not dirty four-letter words, mind you… but just four letter words. In fact, your sentence can contain nothing but four-letter words. Not a single “I” or “the” or “hornswoggle” will be acceptable, sorry. Proper names are fine. And, just to show I’m the sporting type, I’ll even allow contractions and abbreviations (like “can’t” and “ASAP”) as long as they contain four letters.
The object here is not to be longwinded, but clever. Got it? A single sentence constructed of only four-letter words. One entry per person, and please remember to include the style and size of T-shirt you’d like along with your comment. As always, we must approve comments before they appear, so don’t worry if your entry doesn’t show up right away. I’ll get to it as soon as I can (unless football is on, of course, but how often does that happen over the weekend?).
We’ll vote on the entries during the day Monday and announce a winner Tuesday morning. (Make sure your entries are original, too… we’ll check!)
Good luck!
Comments (138)
Comment
Wont this task make some poor soul wish they were dead? Line upon line; four plus four?
Can’t even make them last past line five;
How’s that Then?
Pavlov Medium
posted by Phil on 12-15-2007 at 8:53 am
When this game ends, Trish will win!
-I am Trish and I want to win, I would like a large womens Karl Marx.
posted by Trisha on 12-15-2007 at 8:55 am
Looks like I wont win because “win is not a four letter word. Let me think about it more and try again!
posted by Trisha on 12-15-2007 at 9:08 am
Rare rain will fill this area, thus they will only find very tiny blue fish here.
medium womens Karl Marx
posted by cari on 12-15-2007 at 9:15 am
Lady atop: can’t gain gold; your name isn’t four, she’s five!
My name is Chris and I want to win, too. Medium Nobel, please.
posted by Chris on 12-15-2007 at 9:17 am
When Phil gets here, don’t fart loud!
Large Womens Pavlov
posted by Jackie on 12-15-2007 at 9:18 am
What can’t this blog tell with only four?; well tell your tale soon lest your tale were ne’er told.
posted by Ben on 12-15-2007 at 9:27 am
forgot to include
Women’s medium beethoven, it still counts as a good present if I won it, right :P
posted by Ben on 12-15-2007 at 9:30 am
Stan runs away from Mass. home, aims: fame, gold, sand, heat, gals, rums, warm seas, ASAP.
posted by mri on 12-15-2007 at 9:42 am
forgot: women’s med. easy as 3.14…
posted by mri on 12-15-2007 at 9:43 am
Adam will come soon, will cook your food- thus, this acts upon your nose, when airs waft into your face.
small scurvy :)
posted by Deidre on 12-15-2007 at 9:44 am
Dogs bark.
posted by punkinsmom69 on 12-15-2007 at 9:52 am
Kate must read ‘bout Near East past, then sees mind tape test…thus, Kate will pick mind tape test over Near East exam cram.
-women’s beethoven small
By the way, haven’t heard about my free shirt from the last challenge about NBA teams.
posted by Kate on 12-15-2007 at 9:55 am
Send shoe plus nail — Ahab.
Entropy, XL.
posted by Mike Jackson on 12-15-2007 at 10:06 am
Cats once knew what “real” does mean. Thus, they were good once. Dogs, well… let’s just tell them that they were dumb. They were!
-women’s pluto small
posted by leggy on 12-15-2007 at 10:12 am
Will y’all mail some “Ship” tees over here with tags that read size fair?
posted by Jake Le Master on 12-15-2007 at 10:26 am
Fact: Were they less evil, she’d have made them many more pies (alas).
Pythagoras large, please.
posted by Eric on 12-15-2007 at 10:27 am
Blog post ain’t good - need more nerd bits with tech info also - it’ll make item seem fine with rest, plus geek guys will read.
Nobel - Medium
posted by Andy Little on 12-15-2007 at 10:36 am
Here quiz plus joke sums into glee; amid this blog from ‘zine hail text, jape, plus many puns, held unto this idea: Feel wise once more.
Don’t ever stop.
[Scurvy - Men’s Large]
posted by Adam on 12-15-2007 at 10:42 am
When John goes bald (free from hair real soon), they will find very thin hair amid that bath that won’t flow very well.
Large Simple as 3.14
posted by John on 12-15-2007 at 11:09 am
True love doth move more than sand,
True love doth move more than seas,
Beat with beat, hand with hand,
True love doth move mine love near thee.
[lady macbeth Tshirt XL]
posted by KJ on 12-15-2007 at 11:18 am
This isn’t that hard; look: four plus five over nine plus nine form half. Math made some good sums, y’all ‘gree?
posted by Ash on 12-15-2007 at 11:31 am
Whoops, forgot. Pluto R.I.P. small, please.
posted by Ash on 12-15-2007 at 11:32 am
When Ann’s cats jump, they burp.
posted by Jenica on 12-15-2007 at 11:37 am
Whoops, I forgot.. Easy as 3.14 … Size large please.
posted by Jenica on 12-15-2007 at 11:41 am
More word play? Don’t have time… Epic Pats-Jets snow game! C’mon!
(Lady Macbeth small, if you please)
posted by Jonelle on 12-15-2007 at 11:45 am
Alas, they can’t brew beer like they once were able; pity, isn’t that? Well, find some dark port wine with nice, ripe lime tart. Then we’ll give good tips.
rhesus in a medium, please!
posted by Dom on 12-15-2007 at 11:47 am
xmas time near, need more tees…..
will take any …prefer large
Merry Christmas!!
al
posted by olal on 12-15-2007 at 11:55 am
Must have Karl Marx, size what ever.
posted by Chrs on 12-15-2007 at 11:57 am
Sara went home with army gent then gave kiss.
Womens pi extra large
posted by Julia on 12-15-2007 at 12:09 pm
cool site guys give tees here!
womens pluto m
posted by Christa on 12-15-2007 at 12:11 pm
Damn this dumb blog!
posted by John on 12-15-2007 at 12:20 pm
Noel can’t hang with this most ripe jive.
Ladies Pluto size XL
posted by Robin on 12-15-2007 at 12:42 pm
Just four each word?— Alas, yous guys must know Joe’s mind: This game won’t pose such pain; look, it’ll just take time, also beer with good food (mine eyes like tees xx-lg, gold with Jung upon them). From Iowa with love- Joey
posted by Joe on 12-15-2007 at 12:57 pm
well, this will show thou whom will have such wits with them, that they will come home with just this gift: karl marx, tiny size.
posted by Georgia on 12-15-2007 at 1:15 pm
Fire can’t burn your hand when your mind can’t work fast, that task must have been very hard when your eyes glue your nose onto your face; true that this quip will help your life alot.
posted by H.J.G on 12-15-2007 at 1:30 pm
I forgot to mention mens rhesus XL
posted by H.J.G on 12-15-2007 at 1:31 pm
Jill will weep when Jack goes away;
That girl will wail with envy,
That cute boys turn into such dumb dogs,
Even when she’s very ugly.
Pluto, RIP
posted by Alice on 12-15-2007 at 2:08 pm
Hola,
Love this site. Have done zero work, only read (also play). Logo? Hmmm…this isn’t easy—very many tees! Karl Marx? Hand Soap? Long Face? Nope. Will have sun’s last (past) moon. (Life: 1930-2006). Size: Mini.
-Jess
posted by Jess on 12-15-2007 at 2:11 pm
Jane fell onto hard luck with love sick Jake.
Give my shirt to the poor.
posted by Heraclitus on 12-15-2007 at 2:38 pm
When Fred Frog says that frog isn’t good eats, Chad Frog says that your legs will “lead item” your best cafe menu; that many will gush that with some fine wine, plus some real good spuds, this will make some fine meal.
posted by badgervan on 12-15-2007 at 2:41 pm
If victory be mine, the Jung in xxl, any color, would be most appreciated.
posted by badgervan on 12-15-2007 at 2:43 pm
Sean says poem good, bard like Will…
“Teen guys dote upon dumb girls, don’t they seem like prey?
Legs long, lips full, orbs pert, boys scan with eyes ripe with lust,
Guys give gift, gain sway with gals that want nice toys.
Dads don’t dare like boys like that.
They know this lust will fuel fire unto both.
They know that lips meet, legs part, wish will turn into want, want will turn into will. Love they make.
Seed swim, ovum meet.
Damn Kids! Made both Mama and Papa sigh, that dang pill must have been fake!”
Entropy-XXl please and thank you.
posted by Sean on 12-15-2007 at 2:44 pm
here lies some dead boys, away from whom life does pass.
Karl Marx, medium
posted by Will on 12-15-2007 at 3:05 pm
When Dave says vote VFTW will vote and Idol VIPS won’t have many good ones left; sing tone deaf ones, sing!
Simple as Pi, medium.
posted by AbbyJoy on 12-15-2007 at 3:08 pm
Vice Pres. Gore does poor hula, gets uber cool moon trip. Read more from TIME.
Pluto R.I.P. Small Please and thanks!
posted by Eric on 12-15-2007 at 3:21 pm
When your blog rocks mine will also.
posted by GeologyJoe on 12-15-2007 at 3:30 pm
snow fall over tree
folk sing tune that make eyes weep
Nick come into home
*falls over laughing*
my pitiful attempt at a holiday haiku. :P
you’ve got male XXL, please.
posted by julie on 12-15-2007 at 3:30 pm
Sand plus wise sets task
poem form isn’t used that much here
gift like mine must show
Thus man’s hand must type
wits fail when left hand does move
head yaws from good path
Fear over mind doth fall
lest thou read this aeon long post
more bunk will flow anon.
idiom xxl
remember haiku=win…unless I made a mistake on something…
posted by rexology on 12-15-2007 at 3:53 pm
geez this aint easy - won’t your boss give tees free - lest your boss wont like xmas gift idea.
Alas, we’re very glad none have come that will make this site last - none best than this site!
Lg - the original deaf jam!
posted by Chris on 12-15-2007 at 4:29 pm
This body want look good; need wave Karl Marx flag (x-lrg will suit, thnx), thus:
From they that have, take some (don’t fear, just some).
Give poor what they need that they live with less pain, more love.
Town over town, redo self then one’s race.
Grow your soul.
Join?
posted by frodo pal on 12-15-2007 at 4:30 pm
Okay, guys, mine eyes have felt pain upon pain when they read: rule atop says only sole four word ones; s’not cool when they come with four, five, even nine tier ones.
Med. Easy as pi…
posted by Dane on 12-15-2007 at 4:30 pm
With fawn hair, dark eyes, cute ears, plus four paws like most dogs, Pugs were bred more than Shih Tzus last year.
Scurvy large
posted by Jason on 12-15-2007 at 4:34 pm
Your crow can’t land upon this icky area here; he’ll keel over from that odor.
Karl Marx M, please :)
posted by Jayne on 12-15-2007 at 4:36 pm
Your rare mind will grow edgy just when this game ends.
Lady Macbeth womens medium
posted by Hal on 12-15-2007 at 4:41 pm
See, I am full of wit, thus i am able to make a line of only four ABC’s tags.
Medium Pavlov
posted by Max on 12-15-2007 at 5:11 pm
With fire your eyes will peer into this word dare.
Scurvy. Mens xl
posted by Layne on 12-15-2007 at 5:12 pm
what thou asks were fain hell,
your jest, alas, mine host, does sell.
mind game sets thou, “play” thou will,
hope we’ll find time we’ll kill
idioms t-shirt - medium
posted by gavin on 12-15-2007 at 5:21 pm
very good test this week y’all – take some time with your wife.
posted by Dail Mullins on 12-15-2007 at 5:23 pm
Shop CRAP CAVE - Your Xmas gift guru!
Iron clad corn coat: FOUR QUID!
Newt eyes, your size!
“Baby Duck” fine wine plus free clam-care mitt!
Cash only, Jack!
Call CRAP CAVE Carl toll free: Five-five-five four-nine four-nine
(four ever jung, male echs elle)
posted by Aaronius on 12-15-2007 at 5:27 pm
Only four? Holy cats, fine quiz guys. Will need some time here, mull this over.
Karl Marx EX-EL
posted by TomH on 12-15-2007 at 5:28 pm
king kong pwnd your beer pong game
easter island medium, please
posted by Hero Carmichael on 12-15-2007 at 5:37 pm
What tale here does blow yous away most?
Easy as pi, mens, small.
posted by Lisa on 12-15-2007 at 5:42 pm
Mike says your game isn’t fair, evil word curs, when Mike can’t even cuss!
posted by Mike on 12-15-2007 at 6:11 pm
Hard post! Tho’h many mots have four, best ones don’t come into mind. Nice game, none ‘less!
(FWIW, sure many will have beat mine.)
ROFL!
posted by LucyD on 12-15-2007 at 6:33 pm
Gosh! This will hurt when she can’t make this tiny four-word line. This hard game will make some feel glad, and will make some feel dull and drab. Thus, pity she can’t know more than thee. Will this game ever show them what word will make this done? Your word will make this game done, alas, what word slid into this spot?
They don’t come easy? Don’t fret. That book, Gadsby, holds none that make Myleti hear “eeee!”
I doubt I’ll win, but the Women’s Beethoven in an XL looks quite nice, thanks. :)
posted by Myleti on 12-15-2007 at 6:39 pm
when this ends this dude will wear blue bell mutt size xxlg. Much more can’t type four type word very much hard, love long time when send blue mutt.
posted by gus on 12-15-2007 at 6:46 pm
Your buoy can’t sail
posted by Cressida on 12-15-2007 at 7:05 pm
This quiz will make them nuts!
(If I get super lucky I would like the Rhesus T in XXL Please thank you!)
posted by Sandy C on 12-15-2007 at 7:17 pm
What does John know? John can’t tell time from talk. Paul will tell your boys what they need.
posted by Sillstaw on 12-15-2007 at 7:43 pm
Oh: Easy as Pi, XL men’s.
posted by Sillstaw on 12-15-2007 at 7:44 pm
Nerd boys have much time; need much love.
posted by Anna R on 12-15-2007 at 8:22 pm
Dang, take five lose pimp gift
idioms are for the birds small
posted by Jaime on 12-15-2007 at 8:25 pm
Some chef jobs seem hard. Four from Chez Back Door will test. Poor cook Mary can’t beat eggs; that won’t make good cake. Jack will need more bake pans plus iron pots. Chan only eats food from back home near Asia. Fred grew less slim: that chef eats more than most. Head Chef June will hire whom?
Pick me! Pick me!
You’ve got male, in (men’s, of course)XXL, please.
Mary
posted by Mary Kent on 12-15-2007 at 8:25 pm
So didn’t want to be one of the one’s that forgot to name a shirt - Pluto small.
posted by Anna R on 12-15-2007 at 8:26 pm
Tony, this memo… your pant legs need some hems made ASAP, pray take care that thou don’t trip upon them onto one’s face.
Long sleeved Pavlov, Woman’s small
posted by Amy on 12-15-2007 at 8:33 pm
This game isn’t hard: take care.
Idioms women’s large
posted by Amanda on 12-15-2007 at 8:40 pm
real hard game. this guy’s best isn’t that good. will need cash…
jon
pythagoras
large
posted by Jon Caraco on 12-15-2007 at 8:45 pm
They don’t deny that Army life must seem hard - when each hero does fall, they must stop, shed each tear - then - they can’t keep this hero down - must lift that face, won’t show fear, only when ammo runs thin does time seem lost.
Each free imam lets more evil flow into this life - must hope that next show down with Iran make cold wind blow from hell.
posted by Steve on 12-15-2007 at 9:11 pm
Know, then, that this task hast been very hard… mine lips open wide forth with this plea that your next mind game will have more ease.
Pavlov, long sleeved Womans small
posted by Amy on 12-15-2007 at 9:34 pm
When busy boys walk very slow, they won’t ever trip!
posted by Melissa on 12-15-2007 at 9:48 pm
Hear bell ring! Let’s sing some bars ’bout your xmas tree with thee.
Happy Holidays Everyone! XL Lady Macbeth.
posted by Shelley on 12-15-2007 at 9:49 pm
Size XXXL, kind sire.
posted by Mike on 12-15-2007 at 9:56 pm
Bush says loss won’t stop fake wins, lies.
this entry is void, but thought of the sentence and I liked it.
posted by rexology on 12-15-2007 at 9:56 pm
“Okay, y’all”, says thus this poet, “lest thou don’t know , mine last tome hast been made from crap…”
Pavlov, Long sleeved Womans small
posted by Amy on 12-15-2007 at 10:15 pm
Debt adds upon debt, thus they only take cash from Dale, thus they won’t sell Dale warm pies, four ties, jams, five soup cans, nine Spam tins - also, they won’t keep kids or pets past time. Dale owes them much.
posted by Brian on 12-15-2007 at 10:16 pm
This wish, dear, make — that your eyes will stay open, that your mind will stay free, that your true love will help keep your soul kind. Only thus will your life have been good, just, rich.
Pavlov, short sleeve, XXL
posted by Mary J on 12-15-2007 at 10:19 pm
When your dog’s skin gets lice, dust same.
posted by Richard on 12-15-2007 at 10:31 pm
2008 Fall Line: She’s over mink, thus Vera Wang will only kill pure bred dogs that look like they will make chic furs worn atop cold arms (some call this posh pups’ body bark).
BRIAN COULTON. Small Male. (T-shirt, that is…)
posted by Brian Coulton on 12-15-2007 at 10:33 pm
Team Hart can’t play down boat babe, thus lose Prez race.
Okay, oold news, can’t help self.
Yung XXL
posted by Randy MacDonald on 12-15-2007 at 10:53 pm
“Life isn’t good when gods rule.”
Tshirt: Entropy Ain’t what it use to be. Xlarge.
posted by Lion Fox on 12-15-2007 at 10:54 pm
Bless this poor girl, who’s done gone nuts!
Pavlov, long sleeved Womans small
posted by Amy on 12-15-2007 at 11:08 pm
Wise girl says : When flea bite cats, dogs… they will itch
Pavlov, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 12-16-2007 at 12:03 am
Birth School Work Death
posted by gary on 12-16-2007 at 12:05 am
Kiddo once felt love with Bill, what shame - then - that this soon rose into hate!
Pavlov, long sleeved Womans small
posted by Amy on 12-16-2007 at 12:24 am
Dogs must lift tail when they poop, else they ruin tail hair with crap…oops!
Achilles; men’s large
posted by Stick on 12-16-2007 at 12:26 am
WHEN KIDS TALK, DON’T THEY SEEM DUMB? WHY’S THAT? ALAS, THEY DON’T KNOW MUCH. WELL, THIS TEST WILL JUST MAKE YOUR MIND SPIN!
XY Chromosome T-Shirt You’ve Got Male! 2XL
posted by Captain on 12-16-2007 at 12:34 am
Can’t y’all drop some free tees upon this poor soul?
Pavlov, long sleeved Womans small
posted by Amy on 12-16-2007 at 12:39 am
mint tail flaw Sith: ware NOLA edge junk ease Gitt dare PHiX
mite Toto leaf aber writ magi seen!
ache kill ease Mens lore Ajah
(achilles mens large)
posted by Mescan on 12-16-2007 at 12:43 am
Suzy must have free tees from this blog. This girl will make ABC’s into some idea that will make your mind buzz. Said nerd will need XXXL Polo. Your RSVP that says, “Suzy wins!” will make this girl glad.
-well, XL will suffice. Thanks!
posted by Suzy on 12-16-2007 at 1:05 am
Will this game have this coda: “Karl wins!” ?
Open case. Let’s find what will come from this play.
Just take one’s best shot.
Mind that this gets fair care!
+ Once:
Cold wind doth blow; that thin rime thus made doth heft nary mere dyne.
FAIL! What does that mean? Such junk won’t sway them over.
+ Aims anew:
Work! Push! Pull! Mull over this word game!
Rack one’s mind—what will move them?
Nope. Poet self won’t wake past dusk.
Thus ends much hope. Will luck help?
+ Trys anon:
Suds can’t wipe away sins.
Keep holy days pure.
Stay away from evil.
Save your soul from hell.
Keep your body sans lues.
DULL! Flat tuts rule: “Live spot-free.” WEAK!
Karl hath less feck than sots.
This wish upon gain will fail when they doth read what Sean made; else Rex’s east poem form.
Many have made some note that uses only four rune word.
Even Gav’n hath done well.
With mega time span past, zero good acts from this hand, just more awes.
Soon very many more good ones will show here, like that lass Mary Kent, with Amy’s next.
Suzy does well also.
Each adds more risk that we’ve lost.
This vote won’t come easy.
Let’s just back down, cede this game.
With this mess, sure, this memo will lose.
Memo? Tome! (More like rave).
Come-back this long can’t stir fair bias.
Well, this game play gave this bozo some idle time glee.
Lest that poor fate fail, what garb will sate this body?
Wilt thou mail some gift unto this self?
Size: Unit less than huge,
Kind: Male.
Type: Nary good mode will homo sap’n clan dine upon apes.
posted by Karl on 12-16-2007 at 2:25 am
“Stop,” said Alex when twin cats came near.
posted by Heather on 12-16-2007 at 5:25 am
Opps! Forgot to put the shirt request.
Pavlov, Small
posted by Heather on 12-16-2007 at 5:27 am
Amy’s sure, this blog post fine
Will make your cool tees soon mine
Poem ain’t easy
Fact: they hard
Even when writ
Alas lack Bard
She’s gave best word
From morn’ mind
‘Four’ word poem:
Amy’s bind
Lady MacBeth, fitted medium
posted by Amy Cadman on 12-16-2007 at 6:24 am
They pray, “dear beer, keep Joey sane, amen.”
posted by Joe G on 12-16-2007 at 6:30 am
Hmmm. Form that four that will hold with each?
Each idea held deep, then just bare them into view from ones tiny mind?
Take this task, this sham, this jest, that with each puny idea. Laid down with style, with hope. Lest they fail your rule, then weep when they fail.
Will this hold true with ones poor luck life? Hold true, that this only four word blog will fail this test?
Damn that just don’t look good.
XY Chromosome T-Shirt
You’ve Got Male!—LARGE
posted by David on 12-16-2007 at 7:15 am
Love your site!
Like that gift!!
Send Polo Size Women’s Large
posted by Heather on 12-16-2007 at 8:13 am
“Help, ya’ll,” they pray, “turn what hast thus been only loss into gain… some free tees, then” , they plea… “unto your name - amen!”
Pavlov, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 12-16-2007 at 8:49 am
None that y’all have writ thus will reap unto thee this free tee gift, with that… thou must quit… Mine small hand shall then take the game!
posted by Amy on 12-16-2007 at 9:42 am
Darn, there is one three letter word in that last post… I’ll take that as a sign that I need to stop submitting entries now!!!
posted by Amy on 12-16-2007 at 9:46 am
Ally sees this good show, sees slim bets upon much luck with what she’s writ…
Ergo, this tiny girl will want pie.
posted by Allison on 12-16-2007 at 10:04 am
S. Pies. Drat this test!
posted by Allison on 12-16-2007 at 10:06 am
Will swap: Farm boot (left only); Worn once. Need: Cane
Rhesus Large
posted by Brad on 12-16-2007 at 10:17 am
Errs from love odes sent Ovid from Rome with pity.
Achilles; men’s large
posted by Stick on 12-16-2007 at 10:28 am
Safe upon hard rock ugly home lies; come view your tent alit upon some skyz.
Beethovens medium puhleaze.
posted by whatsittoya on 12-16-2007 at 12:09 pm
Alex tied this game with that hard slap shot.
Easter Island size XXL
posted by cmk on 12-16-2007 at 3:14 pm
Guys soil more than gals when they pass wind near Cape Fear with sail hung high atop them.
Simple as 3.14…XXL
posted by Kevin on 12-16-2007 at 3:52 pm
Four? Five? Only four? Okay…
slow muse upon task……….
Raaa!!!
Chav mode….
Pete like hits this yeti over head with this like club ting then runs away very fast, twas cool dude yeah!!
Wins comp easy ;)
Marco Polo tee pleeeeeeease
medium
posted by Danny Garside on 12-16-2007 at 3:58 pm
does this task suck? Yeah, this task does suck! Thus we’ll fail we’re sure!
thus polo size xlrg!
posted by Sandie on 12-16-2007 at 6:36 pm
What poor luck lies here when this fool eats gold snow!
Lady Macbeth - Womens XL
posted by Carole on 12-16-2007 at 7:27 pm
I suppose I did not mention the style of shirt I would like if, indeed, my previous post is victorious.
The idioms shirt amuses me.
A small idiom t-shirt would amuse me even more.
Thank you.
posted by Brian Coulton on 12-16-2007 at 7:43 pm
Nuns said: Don’t!
Nuns said: Evil!
Must feel good, then. :-)
————
Pavlov (long-sleeved), size medium.
posted by itysquirrel on 12-16-2007 at 9:04 pm
jedi must seek true good base;
from one’s body… must stop dark side
says Yoda
posted by Brian on 12-16-2007 at 9:27 pm
jedi must seek true good base;
one’s body must stop dark side
says Yoda
Easter Island - Xl
posted by Brian on 12-16-2007 at 9:32 pm
Harsh task bore hard work, lets play with your loot.
Rhesus XL Thank you
posted by Sean Oliver on 12-16-2007 at 10:00 pm
This love will make thee sing with glee
Hast thou ever felt such love?
pluto shirt please
posted by Ying on 12-16-2007 at 10:25 pm
They tied that monk into that rack; they turn, pull wood, pull rope, such pain, eyes open, left hand limp, last word: “help.”
Men’s XL Pluto shirt.
posted by Gideon Egger on 12-16-2007 at 10:39 pm
I forgot the size, women’s small fitted Pluto shirt. Thanks.
posted by Ying Zhu on 12-16-2007 at 10:47 pm
Fran felt four fair fowl fill Fay’s five frog foes full fast.
Small women’s scurvy
posted by Pointy-Hatted Geek on 12-16-2007 at 11:22 pm
Some bros (one’s more evil) make this plot…they hope take from mama & papa shop cash plus loot. Fate does rain upon them! Plan goes awry. Guns fire, many dead … wife goes, even more life ruin.
Pavlov, Long Sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 12-16-2007 at 11:39 pm
Don’t pick this quip.
Ship - Large
posted by Kevin on 12-17-2007 at 12:13 am
John dost wash some wits,
Mary dost wash some wits,
Alas; only Beth dost wash most wits, most wise mind girl; mind thou,
Beth will earn that gift: free tees from this site!
(also, your Deaf Beet goes into that Oven rite away, tiny size!)
posted by Beth on 12-17-2007 at 12:16 am
Last week many fops came here, soon they lost many tees,don’t fret, many lost.
Any XXL
posted by Russ on 12-17-2007 at 4:49 am
We’ll seem like pips when this bout ends.
(wanted to work in an obscurity like “pips”)
posted by Spencer on 12-17-2007 at 5:29 am
Does Bush beat Iran, soon with atom bomb?
Vote into Prez with “best plan”!
posted by Dave Jason on 12-17-2007 at 9:55 am
YOUR PLAN WILL FAIL, PUNY BLOG DUDE!
(Achilles medium fo sho)
posted by rJ on 12-17-2007 at 10:55 am
They have said that some lost bout with gout hath made late,
that fame-rich king, ‘enry VIII;
’twas pure pity that that roly-poly body over time
took null gain from pulp, from plum, from lime;
well, THIS man’s most foul pips flow from from garb-lack;
that bare pole, that sham robe rack;
what ails this body will
take more than some mere acid pill:
corn-hued crew-neck with pith, that only sure-fire cure
(FWIW: ‘enry VIII wore XXXL;
tees will suit THIS man’s body well
with zero exes; with ells, five less four).
posted by atoms on 12-17-2007 at 2:49 pm
When are they going to announce the winner?
posted by Anon on 12-18-2007 at 2:53 pm