Comments on: 4 Ways to Become a Diabolical Genius from the Comfort of Your Home

By: Giona Travanti

Giona Travanti — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:22:31 +0000

Scientifically proven FACT: LSD is safer for your mind & body than Alcohol or Tobacco. Period. Do the research. Clean up your dated, brainwashed minds. Scientifically Proven FACT: Marijuana is far, far safer for your mind & body than a glass of wine or breathing second hand tobacco smoke. Proven Fact: Apathy, censorship, worrying about what we say is far, far more dangerous than then being politically correct & obeying the corrupt government ( but I guess your all finally figuring that out here at the end ). Proven Fact: Our subsidies & taxes paid & still pay for the telephone infrastructure yet we pay private corporations for the privilege of it’s maintenance. FACT: We spend billions protecting the ports, skies & borders against drug smuggling yet the amount of dugs consumed tell us that it is literally impossible that this much ‘product’ could possibly be slipping by even if we cut security 10 fold … can you say \ Military Transport \ ? Yeah – that’s right it’s only those scummy other countries where something like that happens. Yes, …yes let’s censor ourselves and worry about what we say … it’s been working out great so far. It’s not the knowledge of how to build a bomb that is dangerous – it’s the reality that someone feels the need to use it that is the real warning bell. Trying to abolish drugs & guns has worked out great in the past in a free society because it allows those who push those laws through to then better profit from those markets. Ok – go back to watching TV now.

By: Steven

Steven — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:49:38 +0000

In relation to the morning glory seeds, you could just eat nutmeg. Granted, too much will kill you, but just enough can give you the same effect as THC. (too much isn’t hard to reach either. you’ll more than likely succumb to a coma that will last approx. 48 hours, then dead)

By: EV

EV — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:21:20 +0000

It’s refreshing to see a post on the interweb that isn’t nerfed due to fear of lawsuits.

By: vicky

vicky — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:32:56 +0000

When we were about 11 my friend and I read about the fact that draino was a base the boolet taht came with a chemistry set.

So being budding pyros we went to the kitchen and mixed it with everything we could find to see if we could get a reaction.

One was some kind of acid (lemon juice maybe) and another was tin foil. Fortunatly her dad discovered us and ran water into the bowl we had it in.

It’s all a bit fuzzy, but I know that’s the basics.

By: Paul

Paul — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:43:54 +0000

I can’t wait to get high, brake into a house, blow it up and call my mom for free.

Seriously though, good post. Everyone else relax… It’s the innerweb for christ sakes.

By: Rodney

Rodney — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:03:18 +0000

The morning glory seeds sold here in the US are treated and bred to not have this sort of power anymore… they have been doing that for years now…

this is right along the lines of smoking banana peels and ingesting highly concentrated nutmeg extract…

thats right… smoking banana peels… what do you think the song Mellow yellow is about?

By: evan

evan — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:05:19 +0000

I certainly hope no one eats a handfull of store-bought morning glory seeds, or dabbles in Drano/AL-bomb-making.

Clearly this behavior falls under the umbrella of diabolical idiot, rather than genius.

That said, I’ll take two Drano pretzels please.

By: caitlen315

caitlen315 — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:54:58 +0000

I think the ‘pretzels in lye’ thing is somewhat predominant. I know they did it for the pretzels that they sell on the boardwalk here in Jersey.

By: Jon

Jon — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:49:05 +0000

When I worked at a local county jail, inmates would always blow into the phone while they were talking. This would allow the person that they had called collect to be able to conference call another party in who would not have to pay the collect call fees. Some ambitious inmates actually attempted to call central records in order to find out information on other prisoners.

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:43:44 +0000

I would suggest checking the package of morning glory seeds before ingesting, becuase they are a known drug, they are generally coated in a mild poison so that they are not eaten. Usually it is mentioned some where on the label.