Radio stations have censored or banned records for almost as long as they have been playing them. (Billie Holliday’s 1939 song “Strange Fruit,” which helped to inspire the civil rights movement, was banned by many Southern stations.) But since the coming of rock’n'roll in the 1950s, famous pop songs have been banned from airplay, or even removed from records, for a number of unusual reasons. Here are some of the most intriguing.
Reason: Teenage hanky-panky
Despite their image for showing a wholesome side to rock’n'roll, the Everly Brothers made the news when this song was banned by radio stations because it was all about a pair of teenagers sleeping together (even though, in this case, the emphasis was on “sleeping”).
Reason: Nudity
This ditty was about a guy who walks out of a bath and into a party in the adjoining room. (They sang powerful and topical songs back then.) It was banned for an excellent reason: there was no mention of him putting his clothes back on. In fact, it mentions that he just places his towel around him. Shocking.
Reason: Too sad
This song was banned because it was a little morbid: the story of a teenager who enters a stock car race, in the hope of winning the prize money for his girlfriend’s wedding ring… only to die in an accident on the track. Though censors might have frowned upon it, the song moved straight up the charts, and gave them their worst nightmare: a popular craze for songs about teenage death. Many of them (Mark Dinning’s “Teen Angel,” the Shangri-Las’ “Leader of the Pack,” Twinkle’s “Terry”) were also major hits.
Reason: Drug references
In 1970, US vice-president Spiro Agnew described rock music as “blatant drug culture propaganda” and warned that it threatened “to sap our national strength unless we move hard and fast to bring it under control.” He immediately went on a crusade to ban songs that referred to drugs. This included the children’s ditty “Puff the Magic Dragon,” which would surely be harmless to anyone for whom it was written. Despite lyrics like “Puff,” “dragon,” “autumn mist,” “little Jackie paper,” and… that’s it, really… composer Peter Yarrow always protested the song was merely an innocent fantasy, with no hidden meaning.
Reason: Unfair to the disabled
This anthem of youth rebellion might have worried a few people, but the line that won the most attention was… a mistake. When it was recorded, Roger Daltrey sang “Why don’t you all f… f… fade away” because he was having trouble reading Pete Townshend’s lyrics. They decided to keep the stutter, and add it to some other lines (“don’t try to dig what we all s… s… say”), partly because it sounded like a young mod on drugs (i.e. like many of their fans). A few listeners, however, were shocked because “f… f…” sounded like he was trying to say something else. Later, the BBC banned the song from radio because it was insulting to people who stammer. As long as it wasn’t about drugs…
Reason: Low morals
The Rolling Stones were asked not to perform this song on The Ed Sullivan Show. Ever the rebels, they refused, but they worked out a compromise, agreeing to change the lyrics to the less suggestive “let’s spend some time together.” Instead, Mick Jagger sang “let’s spend some mmmm together.” To the more optimistic moralists, he was singing “time” and just mumbling. Nonetheless, Sullivan banned them from ever appearing on the show again.
Reason: Drug reference (but only one)
Often voted by musicians and critics as the best Beatles song ever (a very contentious claim), this final number from Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band has a few sections. Though it has some bizarre, drug-inspired verses written by John Lennon, whose lyrics (“Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall”) don’t immediately seem to make sense, it was the more straightforward lyrics of Paul McCartney’s section that got the song banned by BBC Radio, specifically the line “found my way upstairs and had a smoke.” This was considered an unmitigated drug reference. Still, while McCartney was certainly known to enjoy the odd marijuana joint back then, you could argue that he was possibly just talking about tobacco. (Moot point, perhaps. Either way, it’s not healthy.)
Reason: Free advertising
This song by the Kinks won some controversy for its subject matter: the love between a man and a transvestite. However, it couldn’t be played on the BBC for a different reason: the lyrics “where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola.” To solve this problem, Ray Davies, the lead singer (and songwriter), was flown from the US to Britain to re-record this one line, as the government-run station could not be seen to endorse any product. Now, according to the song, the champagne in North Soho (London) tasted like cherry cola.
Reason: Unfair to Her Majesty
This song made number one in the British charts, despite being banned from radio for insulting Her Majesty during her Silver Jubilee celebrations. With lyrics like “she ain’t no human being,” you could understand why the radio programmers felt that way. Fans of the Sex Pistols, however, argued that the rebellion of the song was not targeted at the Queen, but at the political classes that treated Britons, including the Queen herself, as something less than human.
Reason: It was the wrong time…
After the World Trade Center attacks in 2001, a Texas-based radio network asked its stations to drop 150 songs from their playlist. Sure, the Gap Band’s “You Dropped the Bomb on Me,” even Peter, Paul and Mary’s “Leaving on a Jet Plane,” could be taken badly. However, banning the Bangles’ catchy novelty hit “Walk Like an Egyptian” (because of its references, however goofy, to northern Africa) was perhaps going too far. John Lennon’s “Imagine,” though many people found it inspiring, was also on the list for the line “imagine there’s no heaven,” which was deemed anti-religious. Most strangely, uplifting songs like Simon and Garfunkel’s “Bridge Over Troubled Water” were also banned. Was solace considered insensitive?
Reason: Los Angeles riots
Ice-T’s heavy metal song was one of many angry songs he performed with his band, Body Count, on their second album (also called Body Count). His fans enjoyed it when it was released, and nobody else seemed to notice. However, after riots in Los Angeles, a Texas police officer called for its ban. The riots had been inspired not by the song, but by the acquittal of white police officers after they had been captured on video beating African-American motorist Rodney King. Still, the song’s somewhat violent sentiments were considered dangerous. After letter bombs arrived at the studio, Time Warner, and Ice-T’s daughter was taken out of school for police questioning, the musician instructed his label to withdraw the album and reissue it without that song. Despite this self-banning, he continued to defend the song, saying that it had a strong sense of justice. As a song about vigilantism, and revenge against corrupt lawmen, he suggested that it was similar to Clint Eastwood’s western The Unforgiven. The Unforgiven went on to win four Oscars; “Cop Killer” was taken away.
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The lyric to Day in a Life is actually “Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall” not (“Now they know how many balls it takes to fill the Albert Hall”)
This is a reference to a newspaper item of the time, where they did a survey of how many potholes I think it was, that there were on the roads of Lancashire. All makes sense when you know.
Colin
posted by Colin Meeks on 11-11-2011 at 10:18 am
Under too sad, J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers’ “Last Kiss” would certainly qualify. Those records about dying and car wrecks used to be called “splatter platters.”
posted by Jim on 11-11-2011 at 10:21 am
The lyric from “A Day in the Life” should say “holes” not “balls”: “Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall”
posted by Jeff on 11-11-2011 at 10:25 am
The line in “A Day In The Life” regarding Albert Hall is “holes” not “balls”. It’s from the last verse:
I read the news today, oh boy.
4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
I’d love to turn you on.
posted by GK on 11-11-2011 at 10:25 am
I’m pretty sure that the line in A Day in the Life is “Now they know how many HOLES is takes to fill the Albert Hall” as in a-holes.
posted by Allie on 11-11-2011 at 10:28 am
Definitely holes, not balls. Fixed. Thanks all.
posted by Jason English on 11-11-2011 at 10:45 am
There was also much controversy over the song, “Louie, Louie” sung by the Kingsmen when they put it out in, I believe, 1963. They kind of slurred the lyrics of the song and there were all sorts of rumors about the song’s nasty lyrics.
posted by Jim on 11-11-2011 at 10:46 am
“My Generation” being banned is ridiculous!!! What about “You Aint Seen Nothin Yet” which actually WAS written about/making fun of stammerers? Is stammerers a word???
posted by Brandon on 11-11-2011 at 10:57 am
Peter Yarrow doth protest a bit too much. First, he didn’t write the lyrics, Lenny Lipton did, so he can’t fully attest to its meaning or inspiration.
Second, why then does it take place in this magical land of “Hannah Lee,” which is pretty much just a respelling of Hanalei? All the other possible references aside, this one is pretty much in your face.
Lipton was once quoted as saying “No one smoked grass in Cornell in 1959.” That’s a crock; it’s documented they’d been smoking it there since the 30′s, and Yarrow being a musician? You do the math.
posted by Robert on 11-11-2011 at 12:05 pm
Seriously, what radio station still had Walk Like an Egyption in their rotation in 2001??
posted by Nick on 11-11-2011 at 1:03 pm
The Strokes decided to self-censor “New York City Cops” from their first album, which was scheduled to be released in late 2001 because it was a less-than-flattering portrayal of the men in blue. Just worth a mention.
posted by Bob on 11-11-2011 at 1:25 pm
Pretty sure the move is Unforgiven, not The Unforgiven. But you can be forgiven for making that common mistake.
-Andrew
posted by Andrew D on 11-11-2011 at 1:51 pm
I always found it amusing- and somewhat ironic- that Ice-T would, eight years after the release of the “Body Count” album, begin a (so far) ten season run Detective Odafin ‘Fin’ Tutuola on “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.”
posted by GaSouthpaw on 11-11-2011 at 2:15 pm
I seem to remember Mick Jagger singing “let’s spend some time together” and rolling his eyes every time he sang the altered lyric.
So whenever I read something that makes me doubt my memory, I had to go looking. He did sing “time”: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheEdSullivanShow?v=a7JEGcWGbKE&feature=pyv&ad=9607383763&kw=ed%20sullivan
As for Cop Killer–in Greensboro, NC, the police said they wouldn’t respond to calls at a local store (I think a K-Mart) if they continued to sell the album. (@ GaSouthpaw–Ice-T did this after playing a cop in New Jack City)
I expected to see Louie Louie by the Kingsmen on this list as that song’s lyrics even became a court battle that ended with a judge saying something to the effect “i’ve played it backwards and forwards, fast and slow and I can’t understand a thing they’re saying, case dismissed”
posted by Wayne Stevens on 11-11-2011 at 2:35 pm
the clint eastwood movie, as Andrew points out, is called Unforgiven. The Unforgiven is a different, older movie but also a western. easy mistake but worth pointing out.
posted by chris on 11-11-2011 at 3:11 pm
The only blatant and intentional drug reference in “A Day in the Life” is “I’d love to turn you on.” “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” and “With a Little Help from my Friends,” also from the Sgt.Pepper album, were banned too.
And to this day I don’t understand why “Lola” couldn’t have a Coca-Cola reference, but the Beatles’ “Come Together,” released the year before, could. As a drug pun, no less! “He shoot Coca-Cola!” Come on!
posted by Liz on 11-11-2011 at 4:11 pm
Two other songs come to mind:
The famous TV appearance (was it the Sullivan show?) by the Doors where Jim Morrison, who was to sing “Light My Fire,” was told not to sing about getting “much higher,” but he did anyway. The band also got banned…
And Lou Christie’s “Lightnin’ Strikes,” which was banned by Chicago stations because of the line “and in my car, our love went way too far.” One radio station even did a special show about censorship and that song.
posted by unclejohnny on 11-11-2011 at 4:50 pm
I was in a speech class in 1985 when a student gave a speech in favor of song censorship. One of the songs he wanted to censor was “Imagine.” It was also 25 minutes long when it was supposed to be 5. The professor was barely holding it together without going off on the kid.
posted by Mary on 11-11-2011 at 5:35 pm
The only problem in the Rolling Stones story is they weren’t banned from Ed Sullivan: http://www.edsullivan.com/artists/the-rolling-stones/
posted by Cover Man on 11-11-2011 at 7:39 pm
Andrew is right, it is Unforgiven, not The Unforgiven. That is the Metallica song.
posted by Steph on 11-13-2011 at 1:17 pm
Heard the song “Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney” today and, for some reason, was wondering if the title could be a sexual double entendre. OK, guess I think too much about sex, but I did get a good laugh at the ridiculous absurdity of it.
posted by munnip on 12-5-2011 at 5:58 pm
With reference to Song 8. “Lola” (1970), the BBC is described as a “government-run station”.
The BBC is not a station – it is a broadcasting corporation with many stations. And it is most certainly not run by the Government. The BBC values its independence.
posted by Keith Wicks on 12-16-2011 at 8:31 pm