Clark – “It’s a new kitchen lubricant my company has been working on…

We’re really gonna fly down the hill with this stuff…”

Eddie – “Don’t put any of that on my sled Clark, remember the metal plate in my head?”

Clark – “How could I forget?”

Eddie – “Over at the VA they put in a new plastic one on account of every time Katherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget my name for a half hour or so… I don’t think I want to go sailing down no hill with nothing between my brain and the ground but a piece of government plastic…”

Clark – “Do you really think it matters Eddie?”

Eddie – “Well, you see the plate runs right underneath my part, here, and over here, (slaps head) nothin’, but if this over here gets dented, my hair just ain’t gonna look right…”

Clark in the turban, furs and silk gloves, sitting in the attic watching old home movies.

The grandparents in the bunk beds.

*Ellen lights a cigarette*
Grandma: “Ellen, are you smoking?”
Ellen: “No!” *crushes out the cigarette and waves at the smoke*

The one light switch in the garage that controls all the outdoor lights.

Eddie: “Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career.”
Clark: “College?”
Eddie: “Carnival.”
Clark: “You got to be proud.”
Eddie: “Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He’ll be guessing people’s weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?”
Clark: “No.”
Eddie: “She’s got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she’s ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook.”

Priceless.

Favorite quote:

“I have to eat, so I can take my back pill” —- Art

the ONLY part I have EVER laughed at is whne he turns on the lights and the electric meter spins like a buzz saw.