Comments on: 4 Truths About Ninjas Chuck Norris Doesn’t Want You to Know

By: DDParsons

DDParsons — Thu, 12 May 2011 06:29:53 +0000

Aarrrrrr, Stale! Even the comments are from 2008. :-)

My favorite: “Pirates are just ninjas on vacation.” -Monkeypants

By: Carole

Carole — Wed, 11 May 2011 18:39:22 +0000

@Colly: I think it’s “Beverly Hills Ninja”

By: Grim

Grim — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 20:05:58 +0000

Okay, let me clear some things up:
1) Chuck Norris is NOT a Ninja, just because you can fight doesn’t mean your a Ninja.
2) Ninja and Pirates are actually very similar, but Ninja are far more intelligent, cunning, skilled and powerful, Pirates are just criminals, drunk, drunk criminals.
3) Actually yes, they were very skilled assassins, it was their main function other than a spy or saboteur.
4)And an answer to a comment made “So what’s the modern version of the ninja? Navy SEAL maybe?” No. The modern version of a Ninja is a Ninja, they are still around, but *usually* not as assassins, although, Ninja use their training however they wish, because it’s true, there is no “Ninja code of honor,” so they could very well do that if they wanted to.

By: Kevin C

Kevin C — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:12:05 +0000

Verily, four noble truths have ye told.

By: Colly

Colly — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 00:18:37 +0000

whats the name of the film of the first picture??????????????/

By: niknite

niknite — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 02:36:10 +0000

Ninjas we don’t need no stinking ninjas!

By: James Smith JoÃ£o Pessoa, Brazil

James Smith JoÃ£o Pessoa, Brazil — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:51:55 +0000

How is that Chuck Norris “doesn’t want you to know”? Or are you just using his name to promote your mostly inaccurate nonsense?

By: Jiimmy James

Jiimmy James — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:02:00 +0000

If you really think that pirates are better then ninja, BEWARE! A ninja is behind you poised to strike. Ninja kill all of the time. They don’t even stop to crap(hence the black clothes, no stains). The do not stink however, because they are much faster than their smell.

By: James

James — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:37:00 +0000

Ninja wmight freak out and kill you just for reading this. IF, you are a pirate…

By: alirio

alirio — Sat, 10 May 2008 00:18:18 +0000

I never did like pirate what with lyme diseases and besides all they did was rob merchant ship and got their collective asses handed to them by the Navy.