John Travolta, who’s an excellent dancer.
Isaac Hayes, who can sing.
And Beck, who can sing AND dance.

Although man, the scientologists are really going to have to work their superpowers on noted member Lisa Marie Presley, because I heard her last album and it’s the aural equivalent of staring at the Sun.

Fantastic stuff, David.

I don’t understand all the so-called powers on that list — what on earth is “tasten colorn depth?” a typo? — but I’m hoping one of them refers to that weird sensation when you know someone is looking at you, even though they’re behind you and you can’t see them. Maybe that’s “awareness of awareness.”