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[there’s still time to get your caption in!]
It’s a new year and time for a slew of new caption contests! Our latest brilliant cartoon is by another regular _floss reader, the hugely talented Raymond Nakamura. To repeat the rules, the idea here is quite simple: Your job is to come up with a gag. Make us smile, make us laugh, extra-points for those who are able to drop some interesting fact or trivia along the way.We’ll narrow down the entries to our favorites and then let YOU guys pick one winner. Remember: when dropping your gag in the comments, also let us know which t-shirt you prefer in case your caption is selected the winner. (T-shirts can be found over in our store.)
As always, if you’re good with the pen and think YOU’D like to contribute a cartoon of your own for a future caption contest, or want to pitch me an idea for one, please leave a comment and I’ll be in touch with you via e-mail.
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“I know it doesn’t say “waddle’, improvise!”
Pavlov, black or blue, large
posted by gus on 1-2-2008 at 8:16 pm
Did we leave anyone behind? 1, 2, 3… God, why is it always so hard to get a head count?
marco polo, M
posted by Daylightrambler on 1-2-2008 at 8:27 pm
Narrator: The Male Emperor penguins huddle close together to withstand the next 4 months of bitter cold as the sun fades away, and they wait for the females to return with food.
Lead Female: “Look girls! TIFFANY’S!
—
Simple as 3.14 (XL)
posted by Cass on 1-2-2008 at 8:36 pm
After their long trek from the South Pole, the penguins were tired.
-
Think about it!
“Sharing is Caring, Men’s small
posted by Ed on 1-2-2008 at 8:43 pm
And this here, boys, is why home melted.
posted by Bob on 1-2-2008 at 8:50 pm
I think this Al Gore character may be on to something with this whole global warming scare.
I’ll take any ole t-shirt in a large.
posted by c.a. Marks on 1-2-2008 at 8:52 pm
“Trust me, girls. You’ll like this ‘Wet Seal’ a lot better than the one back home.”
Entropy, Small, Men’s.
*Ed, it took me a minute, but after that minute, I groaned and rolled my eyes.
posted by Stephanie on 1-2-2008 at 8:56 pm
“This beats chicken’s crossing the road any day of the week”
or
“Hey, what’s black and white and red all over? Let’s stand here and find out!”
Beethoven deaf jam, men’s medium
posted by Steve on 1-2-2008 at 9:09 pm
god, we’re SUCH assholes.
posted by brian on 1-2-2008 at 9:16 pm
Don’t you find it awfully strange that the street is the same color we are?
XY Chromosome, Medium
posted by William on 1-2-2008 at 9:19 pm
“Listen…they’re play PenGwen Stefani!”
posted by Darren on 1-2-2008 at 9:19 pm
oops!
“Listen…they’re playing Pen-Gwen Stefani”
posted by Darren on 1-2-2008 at 9:21 pm
“Everyone remember where we parka’d.”
posted by Sheldon Siegel on 1-2-2008 at 9:25 pm
Oops! Mental Floss T - XL
posted by Sheldon Siegel on 1-2-2008 at 9:29 pm
“You’re absolutely right, Carl, we don’t need a convertible. I bet all the girls think we look SO cool sliding up to the club on our bellies.”
Medium Logo Tee
posted by Stephen on 1-2-2008 at 9:36 pm
“and now folks, if you look to the left, you’ll see the second most feared creature in the concrete jungle… the used car.”
- aboard the concrete jungle cruise -
pi shirt, women’s medium
posted by tami on 1-2-2008 at 9:40 pm
“Our wings are useless here. Let’s get one of those Toyota Tundras.”
posted by Chris on 1-2-2008 at 9:54 pm
Lady Macbeth, M
posted by Chris on 1-2-2008 at 9:56 pm
“This is New York City. If they honk it means they really like you.”
posted by ramon on 1-2-2008 at 9:58 pm
“Where did we park? They all look alike to me.”
(Idioms XXL)
posted by Lee on 1-2-2008 at 10:01 pm
For crying out loud…You’d think by now a couple’ve guys woulda gotten lucky. This is the Empire State!!!
Mental Floss XL
posted by Gary on 1-2-2008 at 10:07 pm
See, another red light district. The guys are never going to believe this back at the rookery.
pi tshirt /size S
posted by octoberhol on 1-2-2008 at 10:10 pm
Sorry.
See, another red light district. The guys at the rookery are never going to believe this.
pi tshirt /size S
posted by octoberhol on 1-2-2008 at 10:11 pm
“And you thought we wouldn’t get a cab because we’re black…”
Pluto men’s M
posted by Sara on 1-2-2008 at 10:24 pm
“It’s simply not politically correct! I say we sue and force them to modify the crosswalks to read ‘PINNI-PEDestrian crossing’!
Pluto — Women’s Small
posted by Becca on 1-2-2008 at 10:31 pm
“These modern cars all look alike.”
Fact: Penguins resent the fact that puffins can fly.
posted by Aaron S on 1-2-2008 at 10:32 pm
Look, why should we bother trying to find that Mens Formal Wear store? We’ve already got tuxes!
Pavlov, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 1-2-2008 at 10:38 pm
I know it’s been a long trek boys but I swear the fish at chef Ramsays’ new place is worth it, besides we’re already dressed.
The Binary Social Club T-shirt-Lrg
posted by Kevin S. on 1-2-2008 at 10:40 pm
(with apologies to Ratso Rizzo)
We’re walking here! We’re walking here!
Pavlov, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 1-2-2008 at 10:42 pm
“This spot would be perfect for the nest, we blend in nicely and not a seal in sight.”
posted by Kris on 1-2-2008 at 10:47 pm
Look, guys! Morgan Freeman !!! We’ll surround him and he won’t be able to weasel out of paying us our fair share of the earnings for March of the Penguins!
Pavlov, long sleeved Womans small
posted by Amy on 1-2-2008 at 10:47 pm
(with apologies to director John Hughes)
The penguins make the sudden discovery that the smallest member of their group is not to be found “Oh my god, we forgot Kevin!”
Pavlov, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 1-2-2008 at 10:51 pm
“i’m sorry, randall, but if you want us to guess that your shadow puppets are anything but cucumbers or italian loafers, you’re gonna have to grow a thumb.”
pluto medium, please…..
posted by atoms on 1-2-2008 at 11:28 pm
“Jeez, can’t he see I’m gliding here?”
Small men’s easy as pi
posted by Lisa on 1-2-2008 at 11:42 pm
“So youse guys wanna know why we are going this way? Because I am the Emperor Penguin… and whatever I say goes!”
Pavlov, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 1-2-2008 at 11:49 pm
Perhaps if we stay together as a UNIX, we’ll have a better chance of finding Linus Torvalds,Alan Cox and Larry Ewing!
Pavlov, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 1-2-2008 at 11:58 pm
You’d better hit the gym, Fred. No one uses their bellies for transportation in the city.
posted by Jill on 1-3-2008 at 12:17 am
Oops. Pluto women’s XL
posted by Jill on 1-3-2008 at 12:17 am
“I still say global warming’s a myth - that’s just a zamboni.”
Pluto women’s XL
posted by Jill on 1-3-2008 at 12:19 am
“And this was where I met my wife back in 2007. Global warming was still a myth.”
Men’s large.
posted by Rohan on 1-3-2008 at 12:47 am
“Used to be these things never migrated this far south.”
(Mental_floss logo t, large)
posted by William on 1-3-2008 at 1:37 am
“So I said to the bum; Listen buddy, I may look like I’m from out of town, but there’s no way in hell I’m getting into that cage.”
Pavlov long sleeve XL
posted by Amos on 1-3-2008 at 1:56 am
Caption :
I just got me one of those on credit, but its the 2 litre v8 model, You here that? My cars better than yours.
The Binary Social Club T-shirt
Large
Male.
posted by Martyn on 1-3-2008 at 5:45 am
“OK, there’s a Starbuck’s. Go get your @#$% iced latte so we can all go home!”
Simple as pi, men’s large
posted by Lisa on 1-3-2008 at 6:28 am
“I know this is the big city and everyone else is, but just because THEY are doing it doesn’t mean it’s ok for YOU to crap on every statue you see!”
Ship Happens - XL
posted by Sheldon Siegel on 1-3-2008 at 7:33 am
“Bob Saget is going to regret making that movie. I’ll show him how to roll with saget.”
Alaska- M
posted by Melanie on 1-3-2008 at 7:55 am
“Leaving town for the celebration, the birds were due back April 30th to kick of ‘March of the Penguins’; however, they missed their flight…”
Beethoven Med.
posted by Andrew on 1-3-2008 at 8:35 am
So I says to Murray “Look, I don’t care how long you have to hold that egg on your feet, all us girls are going out on the town and there’s nothing you can do about it.” I did promise to bring him back some whitefish.
Pluto XL
posted by Steve F. on 1-3-2008 at 8:50 am
They said the South was colder than Alaska, but where’s all the ice and snow?
posted by Jennifer on 1-3-2008 at 9:05 am
“And this is where our friend, the chicken, crossed the road and and began the Animal Equality Movement”
Easter Island - XL
posted by Brad B on 1-3-2008 at 9:14 am
“So this is why I brought you guys down here. There really is a better way to get around. With these babies we can seriously eliminate the two months it takes for us to walk to the mating ground. I’m gonna show you some 4 runners and Land Rovers that’ll get us over those icy hills in no time!”
posted by Michele on 1-3-2008 at 9:31 am
“..Hey! Hey, I’m waddling here!”
posted by MikeonTV on 1-3-2008 at 9:35 am
“Guys, I think we should consider changing the act’s name to ‘Happy Feet’… we’re getting a lot of disappointed audiences when we bill ourselves as ‘Pole Dancers’.”
Pavlov, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 1-3-2008 at 9:44 am
“I’ve heard this place on the corner is great for a formal dinner.”
posted by Mike on 1-3-2008 at 10:19 am
with apologies to “madagascar”
“just smile and wave boys…smile and wave….”
easy as 3.14 XXL
posted by ziggy on 1-3-2008 at 10:52 am
“Guys, just for revenge, let’s crap in that guy’s tailpipe. . .”
Rhesus, XL
posted by Firebrand on 1-3-2008 at 11:37 am
…and then, in 2075, the final ice sheets melted from Antarctica, clearing the way for the cities and industries you see today.
Binary social club men’s large
posted by Jennifer on 1-3-2008 at 12:09 pm
See, I told you there were endangered species here! I present to you, the American automobile.
Rhesus, XL, please.
posted by It's good to be the King on 1-3-2008 at 12:22 pm
“Even though we are Isabelline* Penguins I am going to have to change my drawers because of that jerk-off”
*check out wikipedia’s article on penguins
pavlov large blue
posted by grat on 1-3-2008 at 12:25 pm
And This is The Far Side…
Pi - Women’s Small
p.s. I’d vote for ‘this is why home melted’! Made me laugh.
posted by septer on 1-3-2008 at 12:27 pm
And here is another type of pengiun, subfamily automobile. All of them have a clutch, some come countershaded, and, just like us, the daddies wash and pamper new borns and even put them in nice warm rooms to protect them and keep them warm.
Karl Marx, XL, please.
posted by It's good to be the King on 1-3-2008 at 12:39 pm
#3 - That made me laugh out loud. I won’t be able to top that.
posted by KJ on 1-3-2008 at 12:46 pm
These things used to come with wings and fins and now look at `em. No wonder they’re stuck on land.
Idioms, XL, please.
posted by It's good to be the King on 1-3-2008 at 12:48 pm
“I’m telling ya. Paul is dead.”
Lady Macbeth XL
posted by KJ on 1-3-2008 at 12:48 pm
“Remember what Al told us. Everyone act hot and confused and we get to star in An Incovenient Truth 2!”
posted by An inconvenient caption on 1-3-2008 at 12:50 pm
Guys, I know it’s not home, but it’ll have to do. Just think of it is a man-made glacier — the Chevy Vega.
posted by atoms on 1-3-2008 at 1:00 pm
“Guys, Do you remember the large glacier which used to be right across this street in your grandpa’s photographs?”
Tshirt:Sigmund Freud T-Shirt
Sigmund Freud: There Egos Again! (Medium)
posted by Guru on 1-3-2008 at 1:05 pm
“Guys, Do you remember Grandpa’s photograph in which he a was standing beside a large glacier? That one was right across this street!!!”
Sigmund freud T shirt (medium)
posted by Guru on 1-3-2008 at 1:10 pm
the Emperors have no clothes.
pluto medium, please….
posted by atoms on 1-3-2008 at 1:12 pm
Instead of tobogganing, look where we could have been if we had invented the wheel.
rhesus, XL, please.
posted by It's good to be the King on 1-3-2008 at 1:14 pm
Now that the global warming problem has been solved, over population of penguins threaten metropolitan regions nation wide…
“I wonder if Al Gore has ever seen “the birds?”
[beethoven womens med]
posted by ccmc on 1-3-2008 at 1:27 pm
“no Paul I said, “I am the EGG MAN!”…whatever John you’re no WALRUS either”
[idioms womens med]
posted by ccmc on 1-3-2008 at 1:37 pm
Drivers are rude, when they give you the finger give them the flipper back. Then waddle as fast as you can for the sidewalk.!
posted by Owen on 1-3-2008 at 2:06 pm
Anything in any size you have XXL or larger.
posted by Owen on 1-3-2008 at 2:08 pm
“I tell you, we are a shoe in for the internship at Penguin Publishing”
Rhesus XXL
posted by Deuce on 1-3-2008 at 2:10 pm
Get ready… This is Saget’s place right over here.
XL pi
posted by Joe on 1-3-2008 at 2:38 pm
“You see, kids, this walk used to be a lot different back when I was a boy. We’d march seventy miles inland, through the snow, barefoot, up hill both ways. And we did all this just *you* to keep warm. So don’t give me this “but Daaad, global warming makes our life so hard”—because you don’t know a thing about hard!”
women’s pluto - l
posted by lainey on 1-3-2008 at 2:55 pm
I’m telling you guys, there really is a club just for penguins. They give you your own igloo and everything. I heard it was online, but I just can’t figure out which line.
rhesus wm lg
posted by SChance on 1-3-2008 at 3:01 pm
Memphis, TN: Outside the Peabody Hotel
“I’m telling you Hal… ducks are so last season. Everyone wants on the penguin bandwagon”
posted by Tiffany on 1-3-2008 at 3:14 pm
opps!
small Forever Jung
posted by Tiffany on 1-3-2008 at 3:17 pm
“Stop chuckling, Bill. THAT ENGINE is what I meant when I said it looks like someone blew a seal!”
You’ve Got Male- XXL please
posted by Scott on 1-3-2008 at 4:09 pm
“I told you the Planet Earth series would be our big break! Tonight we do Letterman, tomorrow we do Leno…who knows, maybe even Larry King!”
Simple as pi, men’s L
posted by Lisa on 1-3-2008 at 4:22 pm
C’mon, the striking writers are this way. Maybe we can join forces with them to help us get our share of income on all those penguin movies.
Rhesus, XL.
posted by It's good to be the King on 1-3-2008 at 6:23 pm
“Hey guys, look! Rear wheel drive! You don’t see too many of these back home.”
Scurvy T–Woman’s Large
posted by Lauren on 1-3-2008 at 6:56 pm
“And here on your left is the internal combustion engine vehicle - one of the principle causes of human extinction and of our ascenion to rulers of planet Earth.”
Ladies “Lady Macbeth”
posted by Keeker on 1-3-2008 at 7:44 pm
ok guys, so we just got finished watching “Farce of the Penguins”. I think standing in traffic will be the fastest way to kill ourselves, therefore the fastest way to get that awful movie out of our heads.
posted by Ian on 1-3-2008 at 7:52 pm
What! We didn’t walk all this way so you could vote for Obama, Hillary needs our help and I don’t care what Oprah says!
posted by Kevin on 1-3-2008 at 8:24 pm
“Call me old-fashioned, but I sure miss the days when an Antarctic traffic jam just meant a problem with the ice floes.”
women’s small Pavlov
Cheers, mental_floss mavens!
posted by Mimi on 1-3-2008 at 8:30 pm
Quick, pretend to be Catholic. That way they won’t run us over.
posted by Catherine on 1-3-2008 at 11:23 pm
Sorry…
Quick, pretend to be Catholic. That way they won’t run us over.
women’s Pluto, large
posted by Catherine on 1-3-2008 at 11:25 pm
What happens when penguins go on vacation:
“And over here sisters, we have the Bascillica of St Francis…. What it’s doing here in New York and not Assisi, Italy, I have no idea….”
posted by Jon Woods on 1-4-2008 at 4:16 am
“And as we can all see, Randy has BETTER things to look at.. Randy! Her eyes are not in her CHEST!”
pluto womens size m
posted by Holly on 1-4-2008 at 11:23 am
“Spago’s and a Broadway show? We are totally dressed for the occasion!”
posted by christina on 1-4-2008 at 12:39 pm
“Cmon Amigos the INS will never figure out these disguises. We are EEEnn!!!
any in a large
posted by olal on 1-5-2008 at 11:43 am
We could tell right away they were tourists by the way they used the crosswalks and gawked at all the “ski-less motorized sleds.”
Mental_Floss L
posted by Phil on 1-5-2008 at 12:01 pm
That guy says we are an art installation called “If Linux Were Vista”
Marx XXL
posted by rexology on 1-5-2008 at 12:14 pm
“Hey, Penny, did you remember to bring your slingshot for the Polar Bear exhibit today?”
posted by Rex Skidmore on 1-5-2008 at 12:31 pm
“Are you sure it was black tie?”
posted by Amber on 1-5-2008 at 1:15 pm
“Now this model has a remote control starter, for those really cold mornings.”\
Lady MacBeth T
posted by Steve Orr on 1-5-2008 at 2:02 pm
“Now this model has a remote control starter, for those really cold mornings.”
Lady MacBeth T, XL
posted by Steve Orr on 1-5-2008 at 2:13 pm
“…and to your immediate left you will find one of the chief reasons why we’re here.”
Simple as 3.141592, Medium
posted by Jake Le Master on 1-5-2008 at 2:20 pm
“Living in this town you we have the potential to be the best dressed roadkill ever.”
Rhesus large please
posted by Mike on 1-5-2008 at 2:37 pm
1. “I TOLD YOU TO STOP AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!”
Pavolove Short sleeve tee, small womans thanks.
posted by tazzetty on 1-5-2008 at 3:55 pm
“We’re Chordata, not Chrysler. I don’t know what he’s saying.”
Womans Pavolov small please, thank you.
posted by Alicia on 1-5-2008 at 4:01 pm
Every year we waddle our sorry butts 70 miles across the ice - when we’re on vacation couldn’t we take a cab just ONCE?
I like the scurvy shirt - Large!
posted by teemo on 1-5-2008 at 4:45 pm
“I told you, we should have asked for directions. This is the LAST time you lead us all over Antarctica!
Rhesus women’s small, pretty please!
posted by Allison on 1-5-2008 at 5:13 pm
While these sea lions won’t bite, they are still very dangerous!
posted by Denise Nilsson on 1-5-2008 at 5:29 pm
“Look guys, I know its no Red Lobster, but my favorite krill grill is right around the corner.”
Pi, men’s M
posted by Cole on 1-5-2008 at 8:24 pm
They warm themselves & don’t have to be taught how to hunt!
posted by Steve on 1-5-2008 at 8:40 pm
“Well, I’ve heard them called ‘zebra crossings,’ but I figure that’s close enough.”
Scurvy women’s M
posted by Katherine on 1-5-2008 at 10:33 pm
Sure the bagels are better, and I don’t miss the melting ice, but I wish they didn’t make us move to New Jersey.
posted by David on 1-5-2008 at 10:53 pm
Now, listen carefully - you may need a PEN…GUIN to tell you only once!
Pavlov, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 1-5-2008 at 11:48 pm
” A car is a lot like a tuxedo, it’s better to buy than to rent.
Pluto men’s M
posted by Aaron S. on 1-6-2008 at 12:05 am
“We could have flown, but Larry lost the tickets.”
Pluto men’s M
posted by Aaron S on 1-6-2008 at 12:14 am
I told you we should have swam LEFT off the Ross ice shelf, not RIGHT!
pluto xl
posted by Kevin on 1-6-2008 at 1:05 am
(In a Jewish accent)
It’s like no one has ever seen a black and white mix walk on a crosswalk.
Pluto XL
posted by Miss Nae on 1-6-2008 at 4:08 am
Hey Margaret, do you remember what Harry the Chicken did when he crossed the street?
Pluto XL
posted by Miss Nae on 1-6-2008 at 4:10 am
“Stop sight seeing…….our home is melting and we are here for a Zamboni!”
Plotu shirt M
posted by Josh on 1-6-2008 at 5:25 am
“See Randy, it’s no use. You just can’t communicate with these people without a middle finger.”
posted by chris j on 1-6-2008 at 7:27 am
Oh, yeah, I forgot……… Pi men’s XL
posted by chris j on 1-6-2008 at 7:29 am
“since the ice bergs have melted, we’ve had to find new ways of transportation!”
pavlov shirt
posted by Korin on 1-6-2008 at 8:46 am
“..and then they picked that damn gecko over me..”
Pluto Men’s M
posted by josie on 1-6-2008 at 9:46 am
“I tell ya, we get ahold of a few of these, and not only can we ditch the ‘march’ thing, we freakin’ WIN the war on polar bears.”
Pluto XL, if I’m so lucky!
posted by Ignatious on 1-6-2008 at 10:00 am
Because of this, my colors have faded so bad I’m gonna have to start renting!
Marx - Male medium
posted by Will on 1-6-2008 at 10:39 am
I don’t care about pashima, the best pickeled herring cart is on the next corner
posted by bob wallace on 1-6-2008 at 3:04 pm
oh-pi in xxl
posted by bob wallace on 1-6-2008 at 3:05 pm
hey, i don’t care if that is Burgess Meredith, Mary Poppins starts in five minutes
pi xxl
posted by bob wallace on 1-6-2008 at 3:13 pm
“Happy Feet?” My Ass! This devil’s wearing Prada baby!
Mens Large - your choice
posted by Greg VA on 1-6-2008 at 3:26 pm
I’m telling you! We’re not stopping until we find the Oracle and she tells us if the white guy is the “chosen” one!
check out www.neatorama.com/2008/01/06/white-penguin/
for more clarification…
pavlov, medium.
posted by kevin on 1-6-2008 at 3:30 pm
There’s the theater. Now, O’brian follow me. Kimmel, Colbert, Stewart, wait for us to create a diversion. Letterman, you’re on your own. Jay’s waddling to the Golden Globes if he has to, Strike be damned!
posted by Greg VA on 1-6-2008 at 6:02 pm
Friends, this is the same kind of car that took out our inspired leader. Chilly Willy died before he realized his vision. We must embrace the fear of bumper death. Our purpose is to continue waddling the streets of New York until our offspring enjoy protected species status. Now, where did you say that herring vendor was?
posted by Chris on 1-6-2008 at 6:29 pm
There was a lot less traffic here before they came up with that Global Warning idea.
T-shirt Simple as 3.14, men xxl
posted by Tom on 1-6-2008 at 6:55 pm
“Wow…these things really do stop on a dime!”
Mental_Floss Logo T-shirt, large.
posted by Jolie on 1-6-2008 at 7:41 pm
The poorly conceived and disastrous sequel “Jaywalk of the Penguins” went straight to DVD.
Scurvy, men large
posted by Patrick on 1-6-2008 at 7:49 pm
“And this class… is the automobile. Over the last century, the number of automobiles in the U.S. alone has risen from 8,000 to 218 million! Engineer Henry Ford is credited for the automobiles popularity, with his mass production methods, which made automobiles affordable, and transformed Homo Sapien travel around the world!”
Mental_Floss Logo T-shirt, Large.
posted by Jolie on 1-6-2008 at 7:57 pm
At Antartic U, professor Chilly Willy will teach how to avoid these 4 tired monsters in “Ha Hee Achoo - Survival in the 21st Century” and let us not forget Professor Emeritus Opus and his Penguin State of Mind seminar.
posted by Kevin on 1-6-2008 at 9:25 pm
Oops.
Women’s idioms small.
posted by Kevin on 1-6-2008 at 9:37 pm
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you the “The Car.” Its primary purpose is to keep homo sapiens off his feet.
Mental floss - womens 1x
posted by Kaelinda on 1-6-2008 at 11:08 pm
Look at those guys behind us… Scraw-ny! I don’t think we’re in any danger here. Car? What car?
Pavlov, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 1-6-2008 at 11:16 pm
You cannot be black and catch a cab in this city without standing in front of it…I swear
Alaska XXL
posted by Chris Coultas on 1-7-2008 at 2:59 am
I know I’m way past late, but until they list the actual finalists, I’ll still submit captions (well, until I run out of ‘em) ;-))
___________________________________
And here is the spot where our poor friend Mr. Frogger met his end.
___________________________________
Pavlov, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 1-7-2008 at 9:00 am
“Hey, we should pretend to look for our contacts.”
Women’s Alaska Med
posted by Kym on 1-7-2008 at 10:26 am
Ok guys, let’s get those happy feet moving.
posted by Leslie on 1-7-2008 at 12:04 pm
To avoid detection, six geese decided to dress up like nuns.
Pavlov XXL
posted by doug K on 1-7-2008 at 1:10 pm
And it’s to this specimen right here, gentlemen, that we owe all credit for the fabulous Antarctic Mega Mall that we’re standing in today.
–rhesus, mens XXL–
posted by kelly c on 1-7-2008 at 3:16 pm
“Of course we won’t get in trouble, we’re not jays!”
Lady Macbeth shirt, Small
posted by Kate on 1-7-2008 at 3:28 pm
A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chilly. Always be Chilly, always be chilly.
Pavlov, long sleeved womans small
posted by Amy on 1-7-2008 at 4:58 pm
“Hurry up - you penguins don’t wanna end up as the stripes in this zebra crossing!”
Pi tee, Women - M
posted by Ellis on 1-7-2008 at 10:37 pm
Gentlemen, it appears we will have to fight global warming more directly. Mr. Rico, time for the ka-boom.
Scurvy, size large.
posted by Bob on 1-8-2008 at 11:44 am
Hey, I’m not saying flying wouldn’t be easier…
posted by Mary Poppins on 1-13-2008 at 8:59 pm
oohh, wait here…I’ll be right back, I think I see that spotted White Sea-lion coat I have been looking for..
posted by Big Toe on 1-14-2008 at 10:01 pm
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posted by gfndhubi mbqtpy on 2-5-2008 at 1:56 am
“Demarch of the Penguins”
posted by chieromancer on 5-31-2008 at 2:06 pm