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Behind the Mascot: 8 Great Stories About Strangely Named Teams
by Ethan Trex - January 3, 2008 - 12:38 PM

Your favorite sports team or alma mater’s mascot is probably some sort of big cat or bird of prey, and that’s fine. Your tattoo is right; the Tigers totally rule. However, there are quite a few more esoteric mascot choices out there, like a color of a certain disposition or a set of punctuation marks, all of which can still cause fans to well up with pride. Here are the origins of some of our favorites from this arcane set:

1. University of North Carolina Tar Heels’ Rameses the Ram

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A quick trip to Chapel Hill will reveal lots of great bars and live music venues but surprisingly few wild rams walking Franklin Street. So why is the school’s mascot a ram? In 1924 cheerleader Vic Huggins decided the school needed a symbol. The stellar football team of 1922 had been led by the punishing running play of Jack “The Battering Ram” Merritt, so Huggins decided that a live ram would be the perfect mascot. Huggins had Rameses shipped in from Texas for $25, and when the Tar Heels beat heavily favored VMI in Rameses’ first appearance, the ram became something of an institution. Perhaps the least believable part of this entire story is that it involves Carolina winning a major football game, but records show it’s entirely true. [Image courtesy of UNC.edu.]

2. Philadelphia Phillies’ Phillie Phanatic

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In the late 1970s the Phillies’ mascots were two 18th-century siblings named Philadelphia Phil and Philadelphia Phyllis, but the duo did little to attract families wary of Veterans’ Stadium rough-and-tumble image. In an effort to find a more family-friendly mascot, team officials commissioned design firm Harrison/Erickson, who also designed Muppets and the Montreal Expos’ beloved Youppi!, to craft a gentler symbol for the team. Thus, in 1978 six feet of green fur, curled tongue, and gyrating belly were born to signify the rabid passion of Philly’s fans without drawing attention to the more beer-soaked aspects of the Vet.

The Phanatic has since become one of baseball’s most popular mascots, but since this is a Philly sports story it can’t have a totally happy ending. Former team vice president and current part owner Bill Giles wrote in his autobiography that he made a key blunder when commissioning the design. Given the option of buying the Phanatic costume alone for $3900 or the costume and its copyright for $5200, Giles didn’t shell out the extra $1300. This decision turned out to be an expensive mistake: five years later Giles and a group of investors bought the team and eventually purchased the copyright from Harrison/Erickson for $250,000. [Image courtesy of silverscreentest.com.]

3. Oakland A’s Stomper the Elephant


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Benjamin Shibe, who is credited with inventing the machinery to mass-produce standardized baseballs, owned the then-Philadelphia Athletics from their inception in 1901. In the early days of the franchise, New York Giants manager John “Muggsy” McGraw derisively said that Shibe had a white elephant on his hands since the Athletics couldn’t compete with the existing Phillies of the National League.

Instead of shying away from the taunt, legendary Athletics manager Connie Mack embraced the white elephant nickname, even going so far as to give his old friend McGraw a stuffed elephant when the Athletics met McGraw’s Giants in the 1905 World Series. Although eccentric owner Charlie Finley replaced the elephant with a live Missouri mule named after himself in 1963, the elephant mascot was restored in 1988, and Stomper debuted in 1997. With his high OBP and the great defensive range factor he gets from his trunk, Stomper is surely a favorite of current A’s general manager Billy Beane. [Image courtesy of PhiladelphiaAthletics.org.]

4. University of North Texas Mean Green

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It takes a special player to get his number retired by his alma mater, but only a real legend’s nickname becomes his school’s mascot. The vicious play of football star “Mean” Joe Greene, perhaps best known to many casual fans for winning Super Bowls and bumming a Coke off a kid in a commercial, may have given rise to the school’s current moniker after years of playing with a less-than-inspired green Eagles mascot. According to one story touted by the university, Sidney Sue Graham, the wife of sports information director Fred Graham, called Greene “mean” following a brutal tackle during his late-1960’s career at the school. She then began calling the entire smothering defensive unit the “Mean Green,” and although Graham initially dismissed his wife’s newly coined phrase, he eventually used it in a press release that caught on with reporters. [Image courtesy of UNT.edu.]

5. New College of Florida [ ]

That’s not a typo. The New College of Florida’s unofficial student mascot is actually the null set. After hearing rumors of this unique mascot but not being able to find any hard evidence on it, I placed a call to the school’s Office of Public Affairs, where the very friendly staffer informed me that while the 746-undergraduate college founded in 1960 doesn’t officially have a mascot, it’s fair to say that students adopted the null set early in the school’s history as a sly wink to its lack of athletic teams. Although the school now fields competitive teams in sailing, ultimate Frisbee, and soccer, the [ ] still seems almost as clever; one can’t afford to be all that picky when searching for a mascot based on set theory.

6. Georgia Tech’s Ramblin’ Wreck

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College sports fans know that Georgia Tech’s mascot is the Yellow Jacket, a tradition that dates back to at least 1905. However, anyone who’s been to a home football game at Bobby Dodd Stadium at Historic Grant Field in Atlanta has also seen the official mascot of the student body, a 1930 Ford Model A Sports Coupe known as the Ramblin’ Wreck. The phrase “ramblin’ wreck” dates back to at least the 1890’s as part of the school’s fight song and may have stemmed from a description of the entire student body traveling from Athens to Atlanta to watch a football game against the University of Georgia.

According to the school paper The Technique, the application of the term “ramblin’ wreck” to cars first occurred in the early 20th century to describe makeshift vehicles built by Georgia Tech engineers during projects in the South American jungle. By 1927 the 1914 Ford of Dean of Men Floyd Field had taken on iconic status as a Ramblin’ Wreck.

The current Wreck was purchased in 1961 by Dean of Students Jim Dull, who found the Wreck parked near his apartment building. This new Ramblin’ Wreck led the Yellowjackets onto the field for their home game against Rice on September 30, 1961 and has done so for every home game since. [Image courtesy of GaTech.edu.]

7. Fort Wayne Zollner Pistons’ Guy Made of Pistons

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Technically, this one is the logo, not the mascot, of the Detroit Pistons forerunner that played in Fort Wayne, Indiana from 1941 to 1957, and I can’t find an official name for him. But really, your life is better for having gazed upon him. The team was originally owned by industrialist Fred Zollner, who also owned a large foundry that made automotive pistons, hence the team name. To that extent, the Pistons nickname and the logo make sense. Upon closer scrutiny, though, the logo raises a host of questions: what sort of terrible foundry accident created this piston monster? Why did it spare only his hands and feet? Could he beat the Tin Man in a game of one-on-one? Why is he happily dribbling that ball rather than using science to repair his missing body? We’ll never know; since 1996 the Pistons’ mascot has been Hooper, a black horse. Because, you know, pistons create horsepower. Even a guy whose entire head is a piston could probably come up with pun that’s a little less forced. [Image courtesy of Wikipedia.]

8. The University of Akron Zips’ Zippy the Kangaroo

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If you saw Zippy win the 2007 Capital One National Mascot of the Year award, you probably wondered why Akron had the gloriously befuddling combination of the Zips nickname and a kangaroo mascot. Surely there was some internal logic there, right? Not at all, which makes Zippy all the more intriguing.

After a campus-wide contest to name the school’s athletic teams in 1925, freshman Margaret Hamlin won ten dollars for her suggestion of “Zippers” after a popular rubber overshoe of the same name made by local company B.F. Goodrich. The nickname remained the Zippers until 1950, when it was shortened to the Zips.

As for Zippy the kangaroo, she became the mascot in 1953 after student council advisor Dick Hansford recommended the idea. According to school’s website, Hansford proposed the idea because he enjoyed a contemporary comic strip featuring Kicky the Fighting Kangaroo. This combination of combining the name of a popular rubber shoe and a popular cartoon character deserves more exposure; we can only hope that somewhere out there a fledgling college is naming its teams the Crocs, complete with dancing Marmaduke mascot. [Image courtesy of ChippewaGolfClub.com.]

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Ethan Trex grew up idolizing Vince Coleman, and he kind of still does. Ethan co-writes Straight Cash, Homey, the Internet’s undisputed top source for pictures of people in Ryan Leaf jerseys. His last contribution to mental_floss explored strange college bowl game sponsorships.

Comments (132)
  1. Columbia MO. Hickman High School mascot is the Kewpies (as in the baby doll?!) If ever there was a need for a mascot change….

  2. In Monroe, Wis., the high school’s sports teams are the “Cheesemakers.” Makes sense, I guess…

  3. Favorite mascots that I’ve seen for area schools: Vikings, Scottie Dogs.

    Least favorite mascot ever: Teddy Bears. (My elementary school.) Lame-o!

    But not as lame as a Kewpie doll.

  4. Ever hear of the Delta State Fighting Okra?

  5. Until the 1980’s, the Pekin, Illinois high school team name was the Pekin Chinks!

    I think they had an equally offensive mascot but my cursory search didn’t turn up a picture. However, I did find that there was both a Chink and Chinkette mascot. Apparently they couldn’t think of anything more offensive than Chinkette for the female version.

    Of course now that we know Peking as Beijing, this would make even less sense.

  6. The University of Missouri – Kansas City mascot is also a Kangaroo, and it was originally named and designed by none other than Walt Disney, who was a student there when it was known as University of Kansas City.

    I also like the Saint Louis University Biliken. What is that thing? Its like a troll and a Kewpie doll had a frankenbaby.

    And of course. The UC Santa Cruz Banana Slug.

  7. Yeah Rameses! The best mascot ever! Go UNC!

  8. >>>>
    Erin Says:

    In Monroe, Wis., the high school’s sports teams are the “Cheesemakers.” Makes sense, I guess…

  9. My alma mater…
    the University of California Irvine:
    Peter the Anteater
    Zot! Zot! Zot!

  10. My alma mater is the Northwestern State Univeristy of Louisiana ‘Demons’. That’s right, big purple demons. Kind of strange for a small and conservative Southern town.

    If you see the movie Steel Magnolias, it’s written about Natchitoches, LA, and the team is changed to the ‘Devils’.

    FORK ‘EM DEMONS! (you have to scream that while doing the devil horns with your fingers a la headbanger style)

  11. I don’t know if I would call the University of North Texas Eagle uninspiring. Don Henley went to school there and consequently took the mascot as the name for his legendary band. But, hey, dozens of other schools have an eagle for a mascot and Mean Green sounds much cooler.

  12. My high school mascot was the Fisher Bunnies. No, really.

    It started in the 1930’s when a winning basketball team kept the streak alive by wearing rabbit’s feet on their uniforms. The name stuck and we’ve been the Bunnies ever since. Our motto was always “I’d rather be a Bunnie than get beat by one.” Imagine being the Panthers or the Wild Cats and losing to the little ol’ Fisher Bunnies.

    As an aside, note the spelling of “Bunnie” in our motto. For whatever reason we keep the plural spelling even when it’s referred to in the singular.

    And our grade school mascot is The Scotties, as in the shaggy little dogs. No idea where that one comes from.

  13. Didn’t know that about Monroe. I’ve been working there for the past 6 months and I DID notice the fire department has a crest that features a hunk of cheese, a helmet and an axe (the latter two relegated to the background though).

  14. The University of Delaware’s mascot is YouDee, the fighting blue hen.

    It strikes fear in many a heart….

  15. OMG, SpaceMonkeyX , I’ve known about the Bunnies but never knew WHY. I just imagined the cheers (Hmm, what do bunnies do? They don’t fight, they f—)

    I’m at Northwest Missouri State University, home of the Bearcats. Which are NOT modeled after the Pawalan Binturong.

  16. A high school a town away from mine had the best mascot ever… the Verona Hillbillies. I heard that they had a mural where a hillbilly was holding moonshine and a musket, but eventually it got changed to a fishing pole and bucket.

  17. potsdam ny… STONERS, i kid you not!

  18. Citing post 5. . .

    I was a proud Pekin Community High School Dragon. However, I was shocked to learn that the mascot was not changed from the Chink until about 1982 or so. Here’s the story.

    Pekin, IL, as legend has it, happens to be on or near the same latitude as Beijing (Peking), China. So, when the high school was formed in 1908, the founders chose the Chink as the mascot in order to honor the Chinese. The mascot was a Chinese guy with a long braided ponytail and a conical shaped hat, I kid you not.

    Now, all was fine and dandy until Pekin west to win back to back to back basketball championships from 1965-67, and that’s when all the controversy started to change the mascot. In fact, some residents of the town still don’t accept the name change. The controversy first flared in 1975 when some upset Chinese Americans wanted the mascot changed and the school board decided to keep the moniker. The name was finally changed in 1982, much to the chagrin of previous graduates. For those who didn’t accept the name change, the T-Shirt House (that mysteriously burned down last year) had a back room a la 1920’s speakeasies where if you had the right password could gain you access to hard to find and presumably illegal to sell Chink memorabilia. If the place rebuilt, I’m guessing that they still have the back room, provided very little of the Chink memorabilia was harmed. Otherwise, it may be an institution lost forever.

    My best friend’s sister (who is half-Japanese) still wants a T-shirt for her Chinese American husband. . .

  19. Protection High School in Protection, KS has the nickname of the Trojans…

  20. When I first started attending Slippery Rock University in the early 90s, it was the Slippery Rock Rockets. But our mascot was Rocky the Rock. It was a guy in a Hoodie sweatsuit with the hood backwards, the eyes cut out and a beenie cap on. He also wore cage gear (university provided gym clothes over top). This abomination was remedied when a new mascot contest made us the Slippery Rock Pride (as in a pride of lions) and we got a lion mascot… I voted for salamanders or rhinos…

  21. Hey! I’m a proud Verona Hillbilly. And yes, over the years the moonshine & gun have been changed to a dog and fishing pole (have to be PC, now don’t we? sigh).

  22. My alma mater is the University of Louisiana at Lafayette (UL Lafayette) and we are the Ragin’ Cajuns. After many “spirit leaders” (picture a Cajun Chicken, everyone) in 2000 or so they settled on a Ragin’ Cajun Cayenne Pepper named…you guessed it Cayenne!

  23. Cairo, GA- home of the Syrup Makers. Nice huh?

  24. How about University of Evansville Purple Aces? The mascot is a riverboat captain with a big hat.

  25. Nice Beth! I’m a Caldwell Chief! Apparently our tomahawk thing we did with our arms while making Indian noises at games got offensive though, so about the time you guys got a fishing pole, they threatened to make us the Colts or Cougars. Nothing ever happened though.

  26. It’s an absolute travesty that the University of California Santa Cruz Banana Slug was left off of this list.

  27. Kelly, you get a Superintendent in who has NO CLUE what the town is all about and wants to stomp out the Hillbillies. Good way to make a first impression. I had no idea so many Verona-ites loved their Hillbilly until this guy came along and wanted to change anything.

    See you on the football field next Thanksgiving! ;-)

  28. My high school (Punahou on Oahu) didn’t really have a mascot. Technically we were the “Hala Trees” (not a threatening-looking tree at all, mind you) but we were usually referred to as the “Puns”. And our alma mater is to the tune of “Oh Christmas Tree”. Yeah I get teased about that a lot. Oh and I am currently at the University of Hawaii (I know, Georgia kicked our a$$) and we used to be called the “Rainbows”. Hah.

  29. My favorite is the Hoopeston, IL Cornjerkers. I guess if you are famous for sweet corn, what better mascot?

    I also like the Alabama minor league baseball team, the Montgomery Biscuits.

  30. Rapid City (SD) Central High School Cobblers: the original team name was Eagles or something equally mundane. In the 1920’s, Euclid Cobb was hired as athletic director and coach of all sports. He stayed 40 years and somewhere in there sportswriters began referring to the teams as Cobblers. A shoemaker was backfitted into the mascot slot to fit the name.

    Following this tradition, when the new Stevens High School was opened across town, the football coach was Gary Boner and the Stevens HS teams were called the Bo…naw, just kidding — they were named the Raiders.

  31. There is a minor league baseball team in Delaware, the Wilmington Blue Rocks, that has three mascots. The best is Mr. Celery who only comes out when the Blue Rocks score a homerun. He’s completely random but everyone loves him.

  32. Yeah I know about the Fightin’ Okra!

    I think Hokies is odd…

    There is a town in WV named Poka, home of the Dots. no, really.

  33. I am currently enrolled at the University of Akron, home of Zippy the Kangaroo. Even though I did vote occasionally in the Capital One Bowl, I think it’s a rather dubious honor in that I think it means we just had the most bored people who had nothing better to do but vote for our mascot. My son, who is 5, loves Zippy.

  34. My highschool was Charles F Brush High in Lyndhurt, Ohio, named for the inventor of the arc light, also known as a street light. Our mascot was a lightbulb!!! we really had a guy that would dress up with a giant paper mache lightbulb on his head for events!

  35. I have been living in Indiana for over 20 years and still don’t know what a Hoosier is! My high school mascot was a Dudley Do right character, the Northwest Mounties!

  36. Here in Lewisville, Texas, we have the Fighting Farmers. No story, I am transplanted here…

  37. How about the Batavia, New York Muckdogs minor league baseball team! My son was on a T-ball team and they used this as their team jersey……(quite fitting for a bunch of 5 year olds…)

    http://www.muckdogs.com/

  38. One of my favorites is the Batavia, New York Muckdogs minor league baseball team. My son played on a T-ball team that used the Muckdog mascot – and still to this day (4 years later) calls himself a “Muckdog”

    http://www.muckdogs.com/

  39. With the Verona (Wisconsin) reference, I’m reminded of the Rhinelander HODAGS. ‘course, I’m originally from Sheboygan, so I wasn’t one. I think it’s a mythical creature that looks like a dragon.

    The Western Kentucky Hilltoppers have a cool mascot too. Their logo is a hand waving a spirit towel, but the mascot is just a large red blob with a big mouth (the spirit of the hills, I guess).

  40. The high school in Freeport, Illinois was originally a pretzel factory. Therefore the mascot is (drum roll) A PRETZEL! It’s funny when you think about it, even though we’re used to it. Still glad I was a knight.

  41. In my years represented by a mascot, I have been many things. Tonto Elementary School made me a Mustang and then I became a Don at Coronado High School. My high school used this title of Spanish nobility for our mascot, which is easy to spell for the marching band but always requires explanation when trying to trash talk. College? An antelope. Yep, as when “the deer and THE ANTELOPE play . . .” Not too intimidating, but we didn’t have a football team either, so maybe it didn’t matter that much. We had decent baseball and basketball teams, and for some reason those sports are more allowing of unique mascots. Grad school made me a Sun Devil, for which I am grateful, especially in football season. But the best? I will always be, way down deep, at some level, maybe a level too deep or recessive to register anywhere but in conversations about mascots, a Scottsdale Community College Artichoke.

  42. In elementary school, we were known as the Byron Flashes (as in, lightening, but you can imagine some of the other connotations). The mascot has since been changed to an eagle.

    Prior to its integration with Hunt High School, Fort Valley High School’s mascot was the Green Waves. I still don’t know the backstory behind this one.

  43. Not to be outdone,
    Mary Baldwin College: Gladys, the Fighting Squirrel.

  44. Let’s not forget the Fighting Pickles of the North Carolina School of the Arts, in Winston-Salem!

  45. Scarsdale High School (in NY) has the Bandersnatch as its mascot. The Bandersnatch comes from the Lewis Carroll poem “The Jabberwocky,” where a line mentions “the fruminous Bandersnatch.” Since no one knows what a Bandersnatch looks like, the mascot looks like a fuzzy maroon dinosaur/alligator hybrid. Strange!

  46. On my student ID, it looks like Zippy is giving every one the middle finger. University of Akron didn’t use that picture for to long.

  47. I’ve always loved the Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes. When I was at the University of Arizona (in Tucson) in the early 70’s, the students at SCC sent a message that they had no interest in athletics when, in the election to choose a mascot for the newly established school, they selected the artichoke.

    At the time the administration was rather embarrassed. Now the school is proud of their off beat mascot and sell stuffed “Arties”: http://www.scottsdalecc.edu/pr/artie.html

  48. I wish I could have been an Artichoke or a Pretzel, but I’m just a Beaver. Some names that sounded strange to me turned out to be appropriate, like the Honkers in Canada geese country. This one’s a stretch – Fighting Quakers in New Philadelphia, OH.

  49. Tigers can be cool too!
    The LSU Tigers were actually named after a volunteer rifle company out of New Orleans during the Civil War. They were so fierce, in time all Louisiana soldiers in Lee’s Army became known as Tigers.

    Geaux Tigers! Kick some Buckeye butt Monday!

    (And speaking of mascots, what about buckeye?)

  50. The minor league Albuquerque Isotopes! Formerly the Duke City Dukes. I don’t have any stories about them, other than I think the Simpsons came up with the name first.

  51. Hey, TomH, Western Kentucky University’s mascot is named Big Red. . .he’s the physical embodiment of the big red spirit of Western. He’s sort of an abstract idea in that regard. We’re known as the Hilltoppers because, well, the campus sits atop a hill. The founder of the University had a Greek ideal in mind. The red towel in our logo is a reference to E.A. Diddle, our legendary coach, who was famous for clutching a red towel on the sidelines. The red towel is a huge part of Western’s tradition now. Incidentally, Western was originally a teacher school and they were originally known as the Fighting Pedagogues. Pedagogue, of course, being a five dollar word for teacher.

  52. *blinks* I’m just shocked to see my alma mater mentioned anywhere let alone in a discussion of mascots.

    [ ] indeed! Go not-quite-so-fighting [ ]. Though in honesty, the students also refer to the school seal (that four winds, spiraly thing) as the “mascot”. Yes, they do sometimes call it the swirly…which I’d say is nearly as cool as the null set.

  53. I can’t believe no one has mentioned my high school yet. I’m a proud graduate from Frankfort, IN, the home of the Hot Dogs! The mascot is a Dachshund.

  54. A rival middle school of mine when I was growing up in Muncie, IN was called the Franklin “Flyers”.

    The logo on the side of their helmets? Snoopy as the WWI flying ace on his doghouse. We gave them so much sh*t for that. In retrospect…it was still kinda lame.

    I was a Storer Spartan (logo stolen from Michigan State)

  55. In response to christina: the Hokie Bird isn’t that odd. The term Hokie comes from our fight song “Hokie, Hokie, Hokie Hi. Tech Tech VPI…” And we were known as the fighting gobblers with the picture of a turkey in the background of our stadium, which lead to the Hokie Bird of Virginia Tech fame.

  56. I went to Maryvale High School in suburban Buffalo, NY. We are known as the “Flyers” for our proximity to Buffalo Airport. Our logo was originally Snoopy as the WWI flying ace on his doghouse, but they eventually changed it to a pegasus.

  57. “a description of the entire student body traveling from Athens to Atlanta to watch a football game against the University of Georgia.” Georgia Tech is in Atlanta and the University of Georgia is in Athens. Why would Ga. Tech student body drive from Athens to Atlanta to watch a football game? Why was the Ga. Tech student body in Athens?

  58. Evergreen State College, Olympia, WA.
    - the Geoducks. It’s a type of mollusk, it’s pronounced “gooey ducks”, and you have to see pictures to know why it’s so counter-cool. Check their website or just google geoduck.

  59. I am sure some of you know about it, due to the commercials they used to do on ESPN. Watersmeet, MI Nimrods.. what more can I say.

    I think that the term is actually something that refers to hunting, or hunters. I am not sure tough as it may be a bible thing.

  60. “Perhaps the least believable part of this entire story is that it involves Carolina winning a major football game, but records show it’s entirely true.”

    Hey now!!!! we have won a few big games!!!, not as many as we’d like but a few!!! and we are on the way up !!!! lol

    GO HEELS!!!

  61. Way up north in Minnesota, you have the Two Harbors High School “Agates”. An agate is a small shiney stone that frequents the north shores of Lake Superior, can be found in gravel pits, etc.. Pretty inspiring!

  62. I’ll never forget the town of Poca in West Virginia near where I grew up. They were, you guessed it, the Poca Dots.

    And they were just down the road from the town of Nitro, whose team was long since changed from the Bombers.

  63. A few more from the state of Kansas….

    Pratt Greenbacks (mascot is the frogs)

    Three towns within 50 miles of each other: Hill City Ringnecks (pheasants), Plainville Cardinals and the Palco Roosters. Yes, I am a proud alumni of the Fighting Roosters. But believe it or not, that was not the original name of the mascot, we were known as the Cocks before someone realized people are not thinking of a bird when they hear the mascot’s name.

    As far as funny mascots, the radio announcers always have a hard time calling a game without laughing between the Topeka Seaman and the Topeka Trojans. Imagine all of the posters and cheers that get banned when ‘they’ play each other.

  64. There was a high school team that we used to play against in Alabama known as the Highland Home Fighting Squadron. Ironically, there is nothing anywhere near that town that has anything to do with airplanes, fighters or otherwise.

    Also, the REAL story behind the Montgomery Biscuits minor league baseball team is quite funny. One of my brother’s friends won the name the team mascot contest with his suggestion of the “biscuit-eaters” (not the fluffy pastry from the oven) after his college intramural flag football team. Apparently, the contest judges had no idea.

  65. My Alma Mater, Carnegie Mellon University has the “Tartan.” In case you don’t know, a Tartan is a family plaid in Scotland – a throw-back to the school’s Scottish founder, Andrew Carnegie. Since a piece of plaid isn’t very intimidating on the field, the mascot is a Scottie Dog.

  66. Tulane University Green Wave. It’s not that crazy, but it is commonly said that the name was inspired by what happens when the incoming freshmen get back from their first night on Bourbon. Yuck. We Tulanians are nothing if not classy.

    Our actual mascot is a pelican. I guess it’s a little tough to wear a wave.

  67. Out in the middle of Texas, where Hwy 16 and Hwy 218 meet (both two-laners), sits the small town of Priddy…home of the Pirates!

  68. My college roommate was from Sturgis, SD. Home of not only the famous motorcycle rally, but the Home of the Scoopers. It was originally a mining town. Their mascot was a miner waving a shovel around.
    Others from the area:
    the Spuds of Moorhead High School, MN
    the Wops of Wahpeton High School, ND
    the Cobbers of Concordia College in Moorhead, MN. Their mascot is big ear of corn.
    a short-lived professional softball team in Minneapolis – the Minnesota Goofies.
    (I don’t think the Goofies lasted a year, if they ever played a game at all.)

  69. The Poca (WV) Dots

  70. I’m shocked no one has mentioned Colonel Reb of the University of Mississippi(Ole Miss) Rebels! The subject of much controversy, he is no longer seen at any sports events, alhtough he is most definitly still the mascot – administration be damned! He is basically an old “Southern Gentleman” with a white beard and cane.

  71. How about Western Kentucky’s mascot “Big Red”? Sounds plausible enough until you discover that the big red blob has nothing to do with their name (the Hilltoppers) but is actually a big red towel!

  72. I went to UNT! (I didn’t attend a single sporting event while there, but that doesn’t really matter.) I was there when we changed from the “Eagles” to “Mean Green.” (it was around 2003 I think) I personally thought it was kind of stupid, I mean, the Eagles at least made sense. When they made the change, they let the students vote and one of the options was the albino squirrel (apparently there’s one that runs around the campus). I wanted that one to win, I think it has character. I had always wondered why it was “Mean Green-” now I know, it was from the last time UNT had a winning football team. :)

  73. In West Plains, Missouri the high school mascot is the Zizzer or something like that. My father went there and I dont even think he knows what it is.

  74. He he I love reading all of this talk about what symbols are chosen to represent a school or team. My High School Mascot was a Shamrock, really not too intimidating huh? I never really learned the story behind it. . .

  75. In Macon GA, they had a minor league Hockey Team called the Macon Whoopee, like the newley wed game. I read that the mascot was a Whooping Crane and the logo the Crane, a hockey stick and a bee buzzing (The Birds and the Bees).

    I’m Dying to get a shirt with that logo.

    In Albany GA, they had minor league baseball team called the Polecats. That is a skunk for all you non-rednecks.

    In Savannah GA, the minor league mascot is the Sand Gnats. For those not familiar, near the coast here in Savannah, there are small bugs that you can’t really see that will buzz and bite you. The are called by some as “No-See-Ums” but they have jaws like a Lion when they bite you. Extremely Annoying!

  76. What about the Thundering Herd? Who ever heard of a Herd as a mascot?

  77. My Baptist University was the Spartans, and its counterpart in another city is the Trojans.

    But one of the Universities in the area’s Mascot is the Gorlock. They took the street names from the intersection where the school is located.

  78. The Yuma (AZ) High School Criminals-a result of school being held at the Yuma Territorial Prison prior to AZ statehood in 1912. The mascot resembling an Al Capone-era thug works well as a graphic (www.yumahighschool.com), not so much as a costume (oversized papier-mache head on a prison striped jumpsuit wearing cheerleader during my time…)

  79. To add to Kelly J’s comment, It’s the Verona (NJ) Hillbillies. The name started in the 50’s when one of the biggest football games of the year was interrupted because a cow wandered onto the field from one of the last remaining small farms in the area. It took a while to coax the cow away and sports reporters from all nearby towns quickly threw around derrogatory Hillbilly comments. Verona decided to embrace it. The mascot became a thin ragged hillbilly reclining on the ground next to a gallon jug of XXX moonshine, with a long shotgun resting on his shoulder with the barrel between his bare toes. This became a victim of 90’s “political correctness”. The shotgun became a fishing pole and the moonshine became a puppy. I know exactly who initiated that change, and I hate them. Ignorant kids with no clue as to why the mascot was made that way in the first place. Unfortunately, the alumni found out after the change occurred and we still refuse to recognize the mascot vandalized by political correctness.

  80. my elementary school mascot were the Acorns (not even the Mighty Acorns or Oaks or anything like that!) until the 1970s when we became the Panthers.

    So when I went from a Pather to a Yearling and then a Brahma Bull in middle/high school it was a downgrade. And the Brahma is the ugliest hump-backed cow known to humanity.

  81. Let’s not forget about the Jordan High School Beet-diggers in a Salt Lake City suburb — a nod to Utah’s once-flourishing sugar beet industry.

  82. You forgot the Rhode Island School of Design, with two strange team names. We have a hockey team called the NADS (GO NADS!) and a basketball team called the BALLS (When the heat is on, the balls stick together!)

    As for our mascot, I won’t go into detail, but suffice to say his name is “Scrotie.” His picture has been on collegehumor.com before. And yes, this is all true. My dad even has a GO NADS t-shirt.

  83. best high school mascot…
    the blooming prairie awesome blossoms… it’s actually an angry daisy!

    and the MN Twins have TC the bear.. who doesnt have a twin as far as i know

  84. I went to school in Norwalk, Ohio, which is home to the Norwalk High Truckers. The mascot, or maybe logo is a better word, is a little happy semitruck. Not to be outdone, the Catholic High school is the St. Paul Flyers, with a little airplane for a logo, also smiling.

    Now I live in Yuma with the Criminals…

  85. What about the Oklahoma University “Sooners?” I’m pretty sure no one outside of Oklahoma knows what a Sooner is: during the Land Run the Sooners were people who hid out and claimed land before the Run started. A Boomer was someone who claimed land during the Run.

    Hence the fight song: “Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner…”

    Their mascot? A covered wagon. Seriously.

  86. my high school is the verona hillbillies (:

  87. The mascot of the university I attended used to be the Engineers. It was a man dressed in a blue and white train conductor’s uniform. I am not totally sure it made sense either, since our school colors are brown and white, and while we ARE known for having a good engineering school, it’s not a TRAIN engineering school. The only connection I can see is that the town used to be known for its steel mill, and train tracks are steel…?

    The mascot is now a mountain hawk, which admittedly is more traditional, and sort of makes sense since we are on the side of a mountain, but isn’t nearly as interesting.

  88. Of course you meant to say the “Rambling Wreck” was heading from ATLANTA to ATHENS to watch a football game against the University of Georgia.
    With Gergia Tech being in Atlanta this would seem more likely.

  89. The University of Alberta’s mascot is a Panda. The logo looks absolutely terrifying, so it must work.

  90. and there is that great minor league hockey team: the Macon Whoopee

  91. In Decatur, Illinois there is the Millikin University “Big Blue”. Not quite sure what that is.

  92. I can’t believe no one has mentioned my high school alma mater! I am a proud Frankfort (IN) Hot Dog! Our mascot was a Dachshund. He snarled at you from center court.

    As for what is a Hoosier someone asked? If you go by the old legend, there was a supervisor working on the Ohio River named Sam Hoosier. He had workers on both the Indiana and Kentucky sides of the river. It was said he favored the Indiana workers and they were called Hoosier’s men or Hoosiers.

  93. Seriously, there’s another team named the Bunnies? ‘Cause we have the Benson Bunnies for Omaha Benson High School. I always thought it was unique.

  94. Norwell High School in Ma.

    The Clipper Ships…Go triangular trade!

  95. Many of my favorites have already been mentioned (Moorhead Spuds and the Blooming Prairie Blossoms). So I’ll throw in the Lansing Lugnuts AAA baseball team (mascot: The Big Lug, although I wish they just used their logo which is a lugnut). My alma mater is the Blazers, and they simply put whatever sport’s ball up with a blaze of fire/light behind it. Exciting. I don’t know anyone who actually used the nickname; we just called ourselves Bennies (College of St. Benedict). Our brother school was worse off–they had no mascot at all are just called the Johnnies (to the delight/horror of any British international students, such as one of my friends).

  96. I went to high school in Calaveras County, so our mascot was the Bullfrog. It’s based on the Mark Twain short story “The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County.” There were frogs everywhere in town, even painted on the sidewalk squares, and our county fair also contained a frog jumping contest.

    I think my favorite part was the pep rallies, when the football coach would get out on the floor and (through an elaborate set of arm gestures) have all the girls “ribbit” and the guys “croak.” Away games were a hoot.

  97. That was a Hoosier legend that I never heard before, and I’ve heard alot! My favorite one (from WAY back in 4th grade Indiana history) was that there was some sort of big bar brawl and when it all settled down there was an ear left on the ground at which point some one yelled “who’s ear?”–which somehow led to Hoosier. I think another one involved someone saying “who’s here?”.

  98. Let’s not forget the Winged Beavers of Avon Old Farms School (Avon, CT). Their twin mascots used to be an Eagle and a Beaver, but a graphics shop misunderstood the instructions for the requested logo and returned to them a design of a “Winged Beaver”.

    http://www.avonoldfarms.com

  99. i went to beer middle school in warren michigan and our mascot was a baron, so we were the Beer Barons. Kaplow! Boom! Kablamo!

  100. Fluvanna County, Virginia
    Fluvanna County High School and the Flying Flucos!

    Fluco being a shoe with wings.

  101. Evergreen State College in Olympia, Wahington’s mascot is the geoduck (gooey-duck), a clam that looks a lot like a certain set of male organs…

  102. Such a lot of personal links for me here!

    1) I’m a graduate of the awesome New College!!!!! Back in ‘91, we didn’t even have sports teams at all, hence the null set postdates me. But if I ever get a tattoo, it will be the “swirly” — the Four Winds logo with the sun in the middle.

    2) Hey, Verona! Hubby’s from Springfield. At first, I thought Verona, VA, in the Shenandoah Valley, but when someone said Caldwell as a nearby town, I knew we were talking New Jersey.

    3) Fluvanna County “Flucos” and Mary Baldwin’s Fighting Squirrels: until I read it, I was going to post about the Fighting Squirrels — they made an NPR list. I live in Staunton now, just down the hill from Mary Baldwin. [Bonus factoid: Mary Baldwin is located on some brutal hills. There are stairs all over campus and to get from the lowest building to the highest on campus, you'll climb the equivalent of six or seven flights of stairs. Some joke that MBC stands for "mighty big calves."]

  103. How’s this for flattering, the New Salem, ND girl’s basketball team are the Lady Holsteins.

  104. My high schools nickname is the Magicians and our mascot is either a magician (I use that term loosely) with a silent film villan mustache or a bunny (because magicians pull bunnies out of there hats). Of course the really strange thing is that our varsity boys teams are the Magi and the girls teams are the Majettes. I have no idea why or even what a Majette is.

    Also Wahpeton, which JP mentioned earlier, has not been the Wops for at least 30 to 40 years and are currently the Huskies.

  105. My high school mascot is the Spoofhound. See this excerpt from wikipedia.

    The Spoofhound was a Plaster of Paris carnival toy from the 1920s. Maryville is now the only school in the country to use the Spoofhound mascot as its mascot. Although originally two words, Maryville uses a one word Spoofhound for its mascot.

    Legend has it that the high school received this nickname in the 1920s when the football coach L.E. Ziegler was so angry with the way his squad had looked in practice that as an insult he said they looked like a bunch of “Spoofhounds”. The players mockingly referred to one another by this insult and the name stuck. In the 1940s, Ziegler became the superintendent of schools for Columbia, Missouri where the mascot is also named for an early 20th century doll — the Kewpies.[3] Maryville’s mascot has evolved over the years from a lovable buffoon “Spoofy” to a snarling “Hound.” As of 2008, no other academic institution or sports club had adopted the nickname

  106. I can’t believe how many of these are from Ohio! I knew we were crazy, but goodness!

    I also can’t believe that someone else also mentioned Brush high school and the Arcs (the lightbulb, haha)…my roommate from college was from there.

    I went to college at the University of Findlay in Findlay, OH, where we were the proud Oilers and have an oil rig for our logo. The mascot is Derrick the Oiler…clever, huh?

    I am surpised no one has mentioned the Kent State Golden Flashes, the Crooksville Ceramics or the Columbus Africentric Early College Proud Nubians!

  107. I have no idea what the mascot (if any) looks like; but McDaniel College (né Western Maryland College) sports teams go by the collective nickname Green Terror; they usually get mentioned in any list of funny school team names. Funny thing about the college name change: originally named for a railroad (the college is more in central MD than western MD), they picked an early administrator when they changed the name. Of course, the students almost immediately started referring to the school as Mickey D’s, after a well-known fast-food chain.

  108. My high school mascot was a Flaming Heart.

    Really.

    Go Hearts!

  109. Wayne State University in Detroit were once the Tartars, but we changed to the Warriors.

    Our mascot not is sort of a reject turtle named W the Warrior.

  110. There’s a Can-Am baseball team in Brockton, MA that goes by the ROX. I’m not sure what that’s about (other than a similarity to sox as in Boston Red Sox.. ?), but the mascot is a kangaroo that goes by K-O. I think it’s a reference to Brockton being known as the City of Champions and the famous boxers that have come from there: Rocky Marciano (inspiration for Rocky Balboa) and Marvin Hagler.

  111. Boiling Springs High School, Boiling Springs, PA = the Bubblers. The name seems obvious, however, we didn’t have a mascot, just a funny name and cool purple-and-gold uniforms.

  112. My High School was the Lincoln High Links. As in Links in a chain. We had a giant bronze statue of two chain links hooked together in front of the school. Our mascot was a random costume with a giant head named Wink the Link.

    Our minor league baseball team is the Saltdogs.

    I attended the University of Nebraska as well and though we are now known as the Cornhuskers (intimidating, huh?), that is actually a slight improvement from our original name: The Bugeaters.

  113. How about the Aniak, Alaska Halfbreeds?

  114. Don’t forget Wake Forest’s “Demon Deacons.” Totally scary!

    And as for Carolina’s Ramses, there are several stories about the ram choice and the name “Tar Heels.” A Tar Heel has come to refer to someone who is stubborn and stands their ground. So, a ram seemed like an obvious choice.

    And, for real, I know I’m not the first person who’s said this, but as a Dawg, you GOTTA change the error in the section about Tech’s Ramblin’ Wreck. Traveling from Atlanta TO Athens. Lord, blood has been shed between those two schools. You can’t mess around like that. (Goooo DAWGS, sic ‘em, WOOF WOOF WOOF)

    And (sorry, I love this too much and I’m also a Tar Heel) one of the great Tar Heel fight songs:
    “I’m Tar Heel born
    I’m Tar Heel bred
    And when I die
    I’ll be Tar Heel dead”

  115. How about the Annandale, Virginia Atoms?

    And in Montgomery, Alabama Sidney Lanier High is the Poets. Lanier was a popular late-19th century poet whose most noted work is “Song of the Chattahoochie”. Our symbol was a giant quill pen, carried by two young ladies in medieval scribe costumes. When we played the Robert E. Lee Generals, our slogan was “The pen is mightier than the sword.” It sometiimes is, especially this year!

  116. Poca Dots and Nitro Bombers are memories of mine, too.
    I think WV has at least a couple of other confusing nicknames, both of which are actually abbreviated versions of the real team name. One is the Point Pleasant High School “Big Blacks”, which are never ever known as the “Black Knights” (though the girls teams are the “Lady Knights”). The other is Marshall University’s “Thundering Herd”. They’re buffalo. A herd of buffalo. In West by-God Virginia. Yeah, right…

    And you left out the Richmond University Spiders as well as the Santa Cruz Banana Slugs. Invertebrate mascots rule!!

  117. I went to J.C. Crumpton Elementary School in Marina, CA. Our mascot was a roadrunner. There was actually a 6 foot tall wooden cut-out of a roadrunner, that was also the vice principal in our class pictures. Weird.

  118. Our mascot in high school was the trojans and all our rivals called us the condoms!

    I love all the old mascot and nicknames before all the Pc stuff!
    Muncie Indiana had the rebels and their mascot use to be a confederate soldier and battle flag now it is just a cannon! funny because the school is almost all black!

  119. Leesville High School Louisiana….home of the Wampus Cats….a six legged mountain lion looking thing

  120. I was a Wampus Cat too! but in Conway Arkansas. In junior high we were the Wampus Kittens. ha.
    I have a friend from somewhere outside of Denver who was a Quaker… Go fighting Quakers!!?

  121. My high school mascot was the Blazers. I’ve heard of the blaze and blazers before being flames from fire, but our name actually stemmed from the jacket, a blazer. Pretty pathetic, huh?

  122. Just came across this article- too funny!
    Amauriel – I went to Crooksville (OH), I was a Ceramic…a naked man on a potter’s wheel for those who don’t know. It represents the history of pottery making in our area.
    Though I lived in western KY for elementary grades and was a proud Beaver Dam Beaver!! :-D

  123. Triple-A Colorado Springs (Rockies) is the Sky Sox. “Sky” because they play at 7000 feet, “Sox” for reasons unknown. The mascot is Socko, a giant green and white sweat sock. When they do Bark in the Park the dogs go bananas because they think he’s a giant chew toy. Dinger, the Colorado Rockies triceratops mascot, shows up as well, compounding the fun.

    The Colorado Avalanche (NHL) were supposed to have a Yeti as an mascot (hence the footprint on the sweaters), but that never panned out.

  124. I will say that the kewipies are pretty lame, but west plains mo are known as the Zizzers?! And thier mascot is a lightening bolt for reasons unknown.

  125. i heard of a mascot called the rulers (as in the thing you measure with) I wonder how LONG they will have that

  126. The Watersmeet Township High School Nimrods in Watersmeet, MI

  127. My alma mater’s (University of Missouri – Rolla) mascot is Joe Miner. A miner carrying a sliderule and a gun :)

  128. Pine Buff Arkansas high school. the Zebras!

  129. University of Tulsa- The Golden Hurricane. Ever seen a hurricane in Oklahoma? Me neither.

  130. Sheldon (IA) has the ORABS (a contraction of the team colors, ORange And Black). It was once awarded the dishonor of being deemed the worst mascot name ever by the
    Des Moines (IA) Register newspaper.

    To their credit, Sheldon has never tried to create an anthropomorphic ORAB.

    -”BB”-

  131. Actually, the Wops changed names in 1991 … oh wait, I guess that is coming up on 20 years. But, when I went back to watch my nephew play football a few weeks ago, I accidently yelled “Go Wops” instead of “Go Huskies” a few times.

  132. GEORIA TECH that YE;;OW JACKET drives a real neat car

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