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Mangesh Hattikudur
Downloading iTunes for your Taser?
by Mangesh Hattikudur - January 9, 2008 - 4:48 PM

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TheCellar revealed this great new photo of a leopard-print mp3 player that doubles as, you guessed it, a Taser! The ingenious invention from Taser International came from the theory that more women would be inclined to take a Taser on a jog with them if it had additional functionality. Seems like a smart move. In any case, the musical taser combo actually packs 1 GB of memory, and 100,000 volts of electricity; so if you’re the sort of person who has a rape whistle taped to your Walkman, this is probably the perfect upgrade for you. Click here to read more at TheCellar.

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  1. Just make sure you don’t press the wrong button!

    posted by heather on 1-9-2008 at 5:11 pm

  2. DON’T BOLTON ME BRO!!!

    posted by Sheldon Siegel on 1-9-2008 at 6:13 pm

  3. OOOOOOO…WANT!!! However chances are very good I would end up tasering myself trying to get to my Songs My Spouse Hates playlist…

    posted by gwendy on 1-9-2008 at 7:31 pm

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