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TheCellar revealed this great new photo of a leopard-print mp3 player that doubles as, you guessed it, a Taser! The ingenious invention from Taser International came from the theory that more women would be inclined to take a Taser on a jog with them if it had additional functionality. Seems like a smart move. In any case, the musical taser combo actually packs 1 GB of memory, and 100,000 volts of electricity; so if you’re the sort of person who has a rape whistle taped to your Walkman, this is probably the perfect upgrade for you. Click here to read more at TheCellar.
Just make sure you don’t press the wrong button!
posted by heather on 1-9-2008 at 5:11 pm
DON’T BOLTON ME BRO!!!
posted by Sheldon Siegel on 1-9-2008 at 6:13 pm
OOOOOOO…WANT!!! However chances are very good I would end up tasering myself trying to get to my Songs My Spouse Hates playlist…
posted by gwendy on 1-9-2008 at 7:31 pm