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Of course, there are many interesting child and teen prodigies worth mentioning in a list like this [Little Stevie Wonder had his first hit record at 13], but these four were either on my mind lately or, alternatively, brought to my attention only recently.
Michael Kearney
Michael was born in 1984 and made The Guinness Book of World Records 10 years later when he became the youngest person to graduate from college. If you’re no Michael Kearney at math, that means he was 10 years old! The school was the University of South Alabama. But by my way of thinking that’s not even the most astounding fact.Unreal accomplishment: At only 6 months old, Michael was able to tell his pediatrician that he had “a left ear infection,” and was able to read a mere 4 months after that.
In his own words: “Most people, they get into school when they’re 6, and they get out of school around 22, 23. That’s what I’m going to do. But I just happened to be in college that entire time.”
Joe Nuxhall
During World War II, many professional baseball players were enlisted in the service creating a dearth that had to be filled. As a result, others got some pretty big breaks.
Unreal accomplishment: When he was only 15 years-old, Joe pitched part of an inning for the Cincinnati Reds on June 10, 1944. Though he got beat up in the game and had to be taken out, Joe remains the youngest person to play in a major league game (in the modern era).
In his own words: “I was pitching against seventh-, eighth- and ninth-graders, kids 13 and 14 years old… All of a sudden, I look up and there’s Stan Musial and the likes. It was a very scary situation.”
Christopher Beale
And you thought Anne Frank was the youngest author ever published.. meet Christopher Beale, the little lad from Zug, Switzerland.
Unreal accomplishment: At the age of six, Christopher published a 1,500 word novella called This and Last Season’s Excursions (Aultbea Publishing) (By comparison, the average published novel these days is about 75,000 words.)
In his own words: “I’m not the only novelist in the family.. My daddy writes stories too, although I’m not allowed to read them yet. They’re probably not as exciting as my book anyhow. I asked him once, and he said there aren’t any hinnies, bats or even any green mambas in them.”
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
What short-list would be complete without a mention of Mozart, who wasn’t just a child prodigy, rather, he was an infant prodigy—the type of precocious toddler who probably changed his own diaper.
Unreal accomplishment(s): Could play the harpsichord from the age of 3, wrote his first musical composition at the age of 6, his first symphony at the age of 8 and his first opera at the ridiculous age of 12.
In his own words: “I care very little for Salzburg and not at all for the archbishop: I shit on both of them.” (From a letter to his father Leopold, the man who home-schooled the prodigy.)
Just FYI, that’s the University of South Alabama (not `Southern’).
posted by jbb on 1-10-2008 at 8:41 am
My biz school alma mater, recently hired 2 prodigy Russian sisters, aged 19 & 21, to be finance professors.
h**p://simonschool.typepad.com/communicationsblog/2007/05/russian_sisters.html
I think I read earlier they each actually have a couple more degrees than is stated in the article — maybe it took them some time to “find themselves” :-)
posted by Sid Morrison on 1-10-2008 at 9:20 am
Hey, what about William James Sidis? Look him up on Wikipedia, fascinating read.
posted by Sarah on 1-10-2008 at 9:33 am
I listened to Joe Nuxall for years as I ran Cincinnati Reds games at the radio station, but had no idea he started that young!
posted by Miss Cellania on 1-10-2008 at 11:30 am
What about Doogie Houser MD?!?!?!
posted by Erik on 1-10-2008 at 11:40 am
Last September, I taped an episode of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” (wearing a Mental Floss t-shirt, no less!). Guess who was part of my group of contestants? Michael Kearney. Talk about intimidating. He’s a really nice guy, though. He’s currently teaching chemistry at Middle Tennessee State University. He said he likes to sit at the back of his classroom on the first day of classes while the students file in. He then engages them in conversation as though he is a student as well (remember, he’s only 23). He asks what they’ve heard about the teacher, ’cause he’s heard he’s a real jerk. About 8 minutes after the class is supposed to have started, he likes to throw out the old college student belief that if the professor doesn’t show up within ten minutes of the classes start time, you can leave and not be counted absent. Right at ten minutes late, he stands up, puts on his lab coat, and introduces himself to the class.
posted by Anthony on 1-10-2008 at 11:57 am
Great. thanks for that. Now let me go wallow in my own self-hatred of underaccomplishement. Man! Why couldn’t I have written the script for Shawshank Redemption at 4?
posted by Marika on 1-10-2008 at 12:07 pm
Michael Kearney also recently won a million dollars on AOL Gold Rush.
This link provides a little more info about him: h**p://press.aol.com/article_display.cfm?article_id=1115§ion_id=14
posted by Arlo on 1-10-2008 at 12:45 pm
You should also point out Fred Chapman (even though it’s pre-modern, ie prehistoric).
He’s listed as having pitched at 14 years old (14 years 7 months 28 days).
www.baseball-almanac.com /players/ player.php?p=chapmfr01
posted by Reboot on 1-10-2008 at 2:47 pm