Last November, Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling negotiated himself an eight-digit one-year contract…with a built-in “fat clause” that would give him $2 million in “weight incentives.” Stay tuned to his blog for weigh-in updates! That’s a nice statement coming after a year in which companies began fining workers for unhealthy lifestyles. Clarian Health docks workers $10/paycheck for being overweight, but then IBM offers $150 for their employees to enroll their children in programs that combat obesity. Right after I left MTV, I heard about an office pool re: who could lose the most weight in two weeks. Go team! Amazing. If only I were there…And if only I could cast Bill Murray as my team’s diet coach. That would be something.