Comments on: America’s Plan to Invade Everyone http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388 Feel Smart Again Sun, 8 Nov 2009 14:39:02 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Dave http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388/comment-page-1#comment-99813 Dave Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:07:17 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388#comment-99813 The Canadians have been secretly working on genetically altering Killer Whales to enable them to live in the fresh water of the Great Lakes....so that they'll eat the American Navy as it sails across to invade the Canadian side. The Canadians have been secretly working on genetically altering Killer Whales to enable them to live in the fresh water of the Great Lakes….so that they’ll eat the American Navy as it sails across to invade the Canadian side.

]]> By: bob http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388/comment-page-1#comment-50726 bob Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:07:35 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388#comment-50726 Speaking of attempts to invade Canada - I recently moved from the US to Britain, and taking a British History course here, I'm occasionally amazed by the difference caused by a change of perspective. I swear that in High School American History we spent a good couple of weeks on the War of 1812. In my British History books - no mention of it. None. Totally unimportant, especially in comparison to the wars with revolutionary and Napoleonic France. The White House was burned down, put they don't even care enough to be arrogant about it. And once again, attempts to invade Canada failed. Speaking of attempts to invade Canada -
I recently moved from the US to Britain, and taking a British History course here, I’m occasionally amazed by the difference caused by a change of perspective. I swear that in High School American History we spent a good couple of weeks on the War of 1812. In my British History books – no mention of it. None. Totally unimportant, especially in comparison to the wars with revolutionary and Napoleonic France. The White House was burned down, put they don’t even care enough to be arrogant about it. And once again, attempts to invade Canada failed.

]]> By: joe chris http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388/comment-page-1#comment-50701 joe chris Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:14:23 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388#comment-50701 MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS BROKEN. DOES SOMEBODY HAVE A KEYBOARD I COULD BORROW? NO? OK, I'LL JUST KEEP TYPING LIKE I'M YELLING. MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS BROKEN. DOES SOMEBODY HAVE A KEYBOARD I COULD BORROW? NO? OK, I’LL JUST KEEP TYPING LIKE I’M YELLING.

]]> By: ashley http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388/comment-page-1#comment-50590 ashley Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:39:10 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388#comment-50590 puce is actually a deep shade of red. although, it sounds like it should be a brownish green color eh? puce is actually a deep shade of red.
although, it sounds like it should be a brownish green color eh?

]]> By: Anita http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388/comment-page-1#comment-50455 Anita Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:10:40 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388#comment-50455 I believe Iraq was War Plan Orange with Purple Polka Dots. (mostly because nobody could figure out just what color puce was) I believe Iraq was War Plan Orange with Purple Polka Dots.

(mostly because nobody could figure out just what color puce was)

]]> By: GTT http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388/comment-page-1#comment-50444 GTT Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:50:43 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388#comment-50444 I wonder what color Iraq was? I wonder what color Iraq was?

]]> By: Anon http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388/comment-page-1#comment-50434 Anon Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:32:19 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388#comment-50434 Heck, we Canadians have been covertly invading your society for years. And the invasion is working. Our spy network has secretly infiltrated every aspect of the U.S. - actors, comedians, musicians. Even the former economic speechwriter for Bush was a Canadian, and, uh, what? Oh I've let the cat out of the bag, they've come to silence me, ackk, arg, nooooooo....!!! Heck, we Canadians have been covertly invading your society for years. And the invasion is working. Our spy network has secretly infiltrated every aspect of the U.S. – actors, comedians, musicians. Even the former economic speechwriter for Bush was a Canadian, and, uh, what? Oh I’ve let the cat out of the bag, they’ve come to silence me, ackk, arg, nooooooo….!!!

]]> By: Ted http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388/comment-page-1#comment-50411 Ted Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:27:03 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388#comment-50411 The problem with the US plan is that today we would have to outsource the work. The problem with the US plan is that today we would have to outsource the work.

]]> By: lotyrin http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388/comment-page-1#comment-50406 lotyrin Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:13:36 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388#comment-50406 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT JOE WAS JOKING, BTW. I GUESS WE CAN ASSUME HE'S NOT, AND YELL AT HIM ANYWAY. I’M PRETTY SURE THAT JOE WAS JOKING, BTW. I GUESS WE CAN ASSUME HE’S NOT, AND YELL AT HIM ANYWAY.

]]> By: Patrick http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388/comment-page-1#comment-50404 Patrick Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:09:01 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/11388#comment-50404 You caught my interest Chris. What's so bad about him? You caught my interest Chris. What’s so bad about him?

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