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Everyone’s always talking about taking hip hop to the next level. Who knew that next level was Microsoft Excel? Aclevercookie has compiled a whole bunch of rap songs done up in chart and graph style, and I thought they were too funny not to mention. I’ve posted a few of my favorites below, but there’s plenty more at Aclevercookie.com. Link via Johnny “Barefoot” Cascarano.

More after the jump…



Not sure if you re-saved these and compressed them or what, but I can’t read most of them.
posted by Ira on 1-25-2008 at 8:36 am
I see the charts but can’t read the words…..
posted by lizhot on 1-25-2008 at 9:06 am
oops… let me see if I can fix that.
posted by Mangesh on 1-25-2008 at 9:07 am
I like the ratio of gibberish to how much you forgot about dre, priceless.
posted by grat on 1-25-2008 at 9:20 am
Yo, the link, hilllllarious.
posted by TMo on 1-25-2008 at 9:33 am
I love the more money more problem chart.Genius!
posted by Tamara on 1-25-2008 at 9:46 am
The link… Actually laughed out loud at work…
posted by GTT on 1-25-2008 at 9:47 am
The Souls of Mischief one is pure gold.
posted by Ryan on 1-25-2008 at 9:55 am
clevercookie’s site is showing a page full of goatse at the moment, so you might want to either warn folks or pull the link.
posted by Doc on 1-25-2008 at 10:13 am
Ummm… I don’t know about everyone else, but the link, which was originally the graphs and funny, has now turned to something NSFW on my computer for some reason. Is this happening to anyone else?
posted by Chase on 1-25-2008 at 10:16 am
I got it too Chase. Not only not safe for work but not safe if you’ve just eaten. EWWWWWWW!!!!
posted by Sheldon Siegel on 1-25-2008 at 10:18 am
Just because I saw it doesn’t mean you’re not crazy Chase. :-)
posted by Sheldon Siegel on 1-25-2008 at 10:28 am
Wow… not sure what happened with that link, so I pulled it off. If you want to see more, just go to aclevercookie.com, and then click on the raps graphs post on the links on the right side of the screen.
posted by Mangesh on 1-25-2008 at 10:29 am
That website was so funny. I really liked the flow charts!
posted by Maggie on 1-25-2008 at 10:35 am
Wow! That’s so amazing!
posted by Mej on 1-25-2008 at 10:43 am
Wow- i love this as both a governmental analyst and as a Detroit girl.
posted by Denise on 1-25-2008 at 10:59 am
The bitches ain’t shit one had me bursting out laughing at my desk.
posted by Kevin on 1-25-2008 at 11:00 am
I would LOVE to see someone do this with country music!
posted by Shannon on 1-25-2008 at 12:01 pm
This is a better link: jamphat.com/rap
The Everything chart down by the bottom is the best.
posted by Manda on 1-25-2008 at 1:28 pm
This was fun I have been trying to save them
posted by Pat C on 1-26-2008 at 9:26 am