Comments on: Eau, those celebrities! http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1151 Feel Smart Again Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:01:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 By: Dawn Lorraine http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1151/comment-page-1#comment-1077 Dawn Lorraine Fri, 18 Aug 2006 15:19:50 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1151#comment-1077 Your post reminded me of one of my favorite Letterman top ten lists. TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR CHER'S NEW PERFUME 10. I Smell You, Babe 9. It's Like Having a Tattoo in a Bottle 8. I'm Not Goinna Pay a Lot for This Perfume! 7. It's Cher-riffic! 6. The Crowning Touch to Excessive Plastic Surgery 5. It's Easier than Bathing 4. I Get 12 Cents for Every Bottle Sold 3. Now Any Middle-aged Woman Can Marry a Teenager 2. Easy-Pour Splatter-Proof Bottle 1. Bring Out the Bono in Your Man Your post reminded me of one of my favorite Letterman top ten lists.

TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR CHER’S NEW PERFUME

10. I Smell You, Babe
9. It’s Like Having a Tattoo in a Bottle
8. I’m Not Goinna Pay a Lot for This Perfume!
7. It’s Cher-riffic!
6. The Crowning Touch to Excessive Plastic Surgery
5. It’s Easier than Bathing
4. I Get 12 Cents for Every Bottle Sold
3. Now Any Middle-aged Woman Can Marry a Teenager
2. Easy-Pour Splatter-Proof Bottle
1. Bring Out the Bono in Your Man

]]> By: Green-Eyed Lilo http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1151/comment-page-1#comment-1067 Green-Eyed Lilo Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:18:26 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1151#comment-1067 For Manson, I'm thinking accents of brimstone. Now that suggests a contest, too--least-likely celebrity perfumes and what they would smell like!!! "GIT 'ER DONE", Larry the Cable Guy's aftershave!!! We also had an amusing time on a Sinead O'Connor fan list imagining her perfume. For Manson, I’m thinking accents of brimstone.

Now that suggests a contest, too–least-likely celebrity perfumes and what they would smell like!!!

“GIT ‘ER DONE”, Larry the Cable Guy’s aftershave!!!

We also had an amusing time on a Sinead O’Connor fan list imagining her perfume.

]]> By: David http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1151/comment-page-1#comment-1049 David Thu, 17 Aug 2006 21:00:49 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1151#comment-1049 Exactly, Marcy. And imagine a French Shower of Gustavo Chacin after he's just pitched a day game in the middle of August! Exactly, Marcy. And imagine a French Shower of Gustavo Chacin after he’s just pitched a day game in the middle of August!

]]> By: Marcy http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1151/comment-page-1#comment-1044 Marcy Thu, 17 Aug 2006 20:15:39 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1151#comment-1044 What on Earth would eau de Marilyn Manson smell like??? Spoiled milk maybe? What on Earth would eau de Marilyn Manson smell like??? Spoiled milk maybe?

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