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Weekend Genius Challenge #17: Which Sandwich?
by Sandy - January 26, 2008 - 9:39 AM

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Being a genius is hard work. (I’m not saying that I’m a genius… it’s a gimmick… just pretend with me.) As researchers and writers, my wife Kara and I spend long hours on the PC, at the library, at the bookstore, on the phone, and doing whatever else is necessary to find the information we need. As a result, we don’t have time to cook three-course dinners, and we survive mostly by finding things to put between two slices of bread. You may know this as a “sandwich.”

sandwich.jpgLong ago, Kara admitted to me that she sometimes ate onion sandwiches as a kid. (We’re married, so she doesn’t do that anymore.) I enjoy a good banana or pineapple sandwich every once in a while (with mayo). As a child, my mom served BST sandwiches — bacon and tomato with a sprinkling of sugar. I even ate plain mustard sandwiches when times were tight.

So for this Weekend Genius Challenge, we’re asking you geniuses to help us expand our palate by telling us some of your favorite sandwich combinations. Don’t give us anything fancy, now… if it’s more than $10 a pound or requires more than three items, forget it! But please share with us the ingredients and preparations to make the sandwich, along with any stories you have about how you developed them. On Monday, we’ll select a few entries and head out to the local grocery store to buy ingredients. And on Thursday*, we’ll have a sandwichfest in our office and choose a winner (or two, since our tastes may differ) to receive a free mental_floss T-shirt.

That’s all there is to it: comment to this post with your favorite sandwich, along with the size (small through XXL), style (mens or womens) and design of T-shirt that you’d like to receive.

Good luck, and thanks in advance for giving us options beyond deviled ham or sardines.

UPDATE: We’ve had to move up the date for our “sandwichfest” to Thursday… we’re helping put the final touches on a new issue of mental_floss magazine, and had NO idea that 350+ of you would chime in! So give us a little extra time to sort through the responses, and tomorrow, we’ll choose our winner!

Comments (362)
  1. one of the best is an eggburger…
    so simple I am sure you can do it…

    fry a hamburger
    fry an egg
    put the burger on the bottome layer, the egg on top of it, spread some tartar sauce or mayo on the top layer..
    and enjoy…

    any large

  2. My most favorite sandwhich from my childhood is the peanut butter and melted marshmellow sandwhich. And if you want to jazz it up, add some raisins!

    My mother originally made if as a one slice half and half… half pb half marshmellow. Then she would make a smiley face out of the raisins. YUMMY!

  3. oops,

    The Binary Social Club T-shirt XL please

  4. It’s not a strange sandwich, but it’s the best. Toast a plain bagel. Puta few peices of thick ham on it and cover with mazzarella and put back in the toaster oven until the cheese melts. Add bread-and-butter pickles and mayo. That’s it! It’s been my favorite sandwich for the last 18 years since I was in middleschool.

    Men’s L Mendel

  5. My mom would occasionally (if I begged hard enough) a peanut butter-butter-banana-chocolate chip sandwich. I haven’t had one in years but I’m sure it’s still completely delicious.

  6. My absolutely favorite sandwich is a throwback to Thanksgiving leftovers: turkey breast, cranberry sauce and Miracle Whip (not mayo, or it ruins it) on a soft dinner roll. MMmmmmmm, tastes like comfort!

    Women’s Pluto, S

  7. I have two condiment sandwiches that I eat…

    1. Mustard sandwich - must use white bread (Wonder Bread) and French’s mustard…spread mustard generously and eat…

    2. Ketchup sandwiches - again with the white bread, spread ketchup on each piece of bread, microwave for 40 seconds…it cooks the ketchup just enough to make it tasty…

    I also like Peanut butter with bananas…simple and tasty…

    i have no idea what shirt I’d like, so I’ll just offer my sandwich submissions and ask for no freebies…

  8. Some of my favorites:

    Avocado and tomato seasoned with salt, on wheat.
    Peanut butter and bacon.
    Leftover meatloaf and grape jelly.
    Peanut butter and banana, on toast.

    All of these are delicious!

    Karl Marx- xxl(cuz of the sandwiches of course.)

  9. When I was a kid, my mother made me peanut butter and cucumber with mayo sandwiches. Plain or toasted, with a sprinkling of salt and pepper, this is fantastic and still one of my favorites. I do not know the origin of this combo.
    Her particular favorite was asparagus and butter on hot toast. This may sound strange, but then, she also buttered and salt and peppered her pancakes. My father like sliced banana and butter on plain white bread. This is very tasty.
    One more thing, not quite a sandwich but easily done if you have a microwave–a baked potato with butter melted in it topped with good coleslaw. I first tried this on a trip to England and was amazed at how good it was. Still make it now and then when I get the craving for it. Speaking of England, they make an open face sandwich there of hot baked beans on toast often topped with a fried egg. That’s good but in no way would I ever get used to another English fave of an open face sandwich of canned spaghetti on toast or the french fry sandwich they call a “chip butty”. Ugh!

  10. My personal favorite is peanut butter and cool ranch doritos. I ate it as a dare at my sixth grade graduation party. And I thought it was actually pretty good.

  11. I would have to say my favorite sandwich when I was younger was room-temp butter mixed with honey on toasted whole wheat. It was a great breakfast sandwich, and although it’s simple it’s absolutely delicious.

  12. Roast pork, broccoli rabe, sharp provolne. Long roll. It’s beautiful….

    It’s a Philly classic.

    That’s three items, right? The roll don’t count.

    Get a pork loin, rub with rosemary, garlic, salt and pepper. Roast in oven while drinking wine. Crush a few cloves of garlic, heat olive oil in pan, saute broccoli rabe. Salt, pepper, rushed red pepper flakes. Slice provolove. A vegetable peeler makes nice shavings.

    Assemble, enjoy.

    Any medium, suprise me.

  13. My sister and I used to make a butter and sugar fold over. Also, another winner is peanutbutter and Karo syrup on toast.

  14. best cold sandwich:

    smoked salmon (any kind you can get will be OK), very thinly sliced cucumbers, light layer of mayo. slice of tomatoes is optional. on any kind of toasted bread.

    best hot sandwich:

    on one peice of bread put sliced tomatoes & a peice of cheese. on the other, put your favorite tasty lunch meat (a salty ham is really good) and another piece of cheese. put the bread in the toaster over till the cheese is melty. put bread together for melty cheey yummyness.

  15. My favorite sandwich is one my Grandmother used to make me on Sunday afternoons (Saturday night was homemade baked beans night in her home).

    Take two slices of her homemade brown bread (coffee and oatmeal were main ingredients in this) spread the cold baked beans from the night before on the bread and top with mustard. Side of garlic dill pickles or bread and butter pickles.
    I loved those sandwiches but everyone else I know thinks they must have been disgusting. Little do they know!
    Women’s medium Mendel.

  16. I’d have to say my favorite strange sandwich would be the bacon-banana burger that I first tried in South Africa. It’s as simple as frying up some bacon, slicing a banana, and slapping them onto a burger! It is also still good if you try it without the burger - a plain bacon-banana sandwich. Amazing, though you’d never expect it!

  17. Oh yea, and I’ll take any women’s medium.

  18. I live in Nova Scotia now and some of the ‘regional specialties’ which used to disgust me are now my favourites.

    1. Cherry Cheese.
    Combine softened cream cheese with drained maraschino cherries. Mash. Turns a lovely pink colour with really stands out among the blandly grey tuna sandwiches. (Best with white bread)

    2. Tuna, Egg, and Cheese.
    As it’s name suggests, mix canned tuna with chopped up hard boiled egg and shredded cheese. Mix. Add onion to taste.

    Womens Idioms XL

  19. In college, we would eat peanut butter and Frosted Flake sandwiches, mostly because we bought tons of peanut butter and Frosted Flakes at Sam’s Club and it didn’t seem right to mix Ramen and bread.

    Scurvy - Medium

  20. Here’s a very good simple sandwich: Bacon, sriracha hot sauce, and a soft mild cheese (I prefer havarti, but muenster will also do). Yum!

    (Men’s Rhesus XXL)

  21. I’m with your wife: a good onion sandwich can be great!
    That is, if the onions are something sweet like the Vidalias we used to get when I lived in the South. Vidalia onions, Durkee’s Sauce (something also usually only available in the South, I think), toasted wheat bread–delicious.

    Otherwise, toasted rye bread with cream cheese & cucumber is fantastic as well.

    [Simple as 3.14, size M]

  22. Ex-boyfriends are good for something. My last one taunted me with the following rendition of a hamburger -

    Hamburger Buns (I like wheat - and a sturdy wheat bread could be substituted here)
    Pre-made hamburger patties (fried right from freezer)
    Thousand Island Dressing
    Sliced Green Olives (with or without the pimento - he picked the pimento out for me.)

    He said it was a sandwich his dad had always loved called a Kewpie Burger. I believe this originated in Michigan.

    Enjoy! Looks and sounds gross but surprisingly tasty - especially with a tall glass of chocolate milk!

    Idioms, Large Mens, please and thank you.

  23. Definitely my childhood fave: crunchy peanut butter, thin sliced ham and potato chips on white bread. I’m not sure there was any other kind of bread in the 50s.

  24. Definitely my childhood fave: crunchy peanut butter, thin sliced ham and potato chips on white bread. I’m not sure there was any other kind of bread in the 50s.

    RIP Pluto, please, women’s medium

  25. My personal favorite is a peanut butter and fluffanutter sandwich. However, I know a few people who love peanut butter and mustard sandwiches. I tried it once myself, but didn’t think it to be amazing. It wasn’t gross. I just didn’t think there was anything special to it.

    L Men’s “Idioms”

  26. I just had a fantastic sandwich today actually, although pretty classic, a BLT with avocado. I toast the bread and put a thin layer of mayo on it while the bread is still warm. Then the tomato on top of the mayo with a bit of salt and pepper. The bacon, which I cook very slowly over medium heat to keep it flat and crunchy, comes next. After that, thinly sliced avocado and lettuce caps it off. Note, don’t put the avocado on after the lettuce. Very slippery, not fun when it slides off into your lap. It’s all in the construction. I think I’ll make another, actually.

    Women’s Pavlov please, Small

  27. A crusty baguette with brie and nice ham. If you want to get fancy, I suppose you could add some veggies, but they’re not necessary.
    OR — Smoked salmon on danish rye bread with a little bit of dill sauce. It has to be danish rye because of the great contrast between the coarse whole-graininess and the lovely buttery texture of the salmon.
    Either one — simple and totally yummy!

  28. When I was a kid, my dad would make us peanut butter and butter sandwiches on wonder bread. I don’t like peanut butter now but on occasion it still sounds good to me.

    I really like grape jelly sandwiches with salty potato chips on wheat (the wheat is for fiber, of course). There is something about the crunchy along with salty and sweet that is so yummy.

    Idioms, men’s XL

  29. Have not had one in years but when I was a kid and had to feed myself. I made a sandwich that included- white bread, kraft american cheese singles, nacho cheese doritos and miracle whip. Mmmmmmm….. I think I’ll go to the store right now.

    Simple as 3.14- Large

  30. 2 of my favorites…

    Grilled Cheese and Mustard

    and…drumroll please….

    Grilled Tuna Fish and Cheese with Grape Jelly (sounds gross…tastes GOOD)

  31. Kraft Singles with marshmallows, toasted (open-face), preferably on good deli rye. Documenting it makes it sound gross, but it is in fact Mmmmmmmmmmm.

    “Pluto RIP” ladies’ m, please

  32. My favorite has got to be the hummus/sprout sandwich. Ideally, it has whole wheat artisnal bread, broccoli sprouts and chile/cilantro hummus. Store-bought hummus and alfalfa sprouts should work in a pinch, though. Then I top it with either sriracha (the thai hot sauce) or fresh cracked pepper.

    Entropy-XL

  33. A microwaved Creamy Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly sandwich on white.

    You microwave it for about 25 seconds. It melts the peanut butter and heats the jelly up to a temp about that of molten lava. I actually eat them with a fork and knife like I am fine dining. I suggest a tall glass of milk on the side.

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  34. Riccotta, cottage, and parmasian cheese (When I make mannicotti or lasagna I always manage to have leftover cheese mix).
    French or italian bread– (left overs from dinner again)
    Cheese mix goes in between bread slices, bread gets brushed with olive oil (melted butter works too)
    The whole thing goes on a panini press–but a toaster oven, oven, (450* until slightly brown) or frying pan would work.
    Enjoy…

    Just in case you don’t have a way to cook these…no problem, skip the oil/butter and chow down. I just think these are much better grilled/toasted.

    Another fave: Grilled cheese…using shredded cheese. Some of the cheese spills over the edge of the sandwich and forms a bit of a crust…

    Any 2x is great!

  35. Take a very fresh slice of rye bread (with caraway seeds) and apply a thin layer of French’s mustard.

    Lay about a half inch of WARM corned beef on top of that.

    On the other slice of bread, spread about a half inch of deli Chopped Liver.

    Put the two pieces of bread together, take a BIG bite and go to HEAVEN! A Pepsi and dill pickle on the side make a wonderful meal.

    (I’m salivating on my keyboard)

    How about a grey LOGO shirt in Large, please?

  36. I’ve found BAT sammiches are my favorite -
    bacon, avocado, and tomato (on whatever type of crunchy-hippie whole grain bread you can find). Mayo/Vegenaise is optional. They’re especially nice if you use tempeh - “Fakin’ Bacon”. Love that stuff.

    My vegetarian roommate loves the Rhesus shirt. I don’t wear Ts- so the XL for her would be my pick : )

  37. It may not sound too fancy-but I lived on this my fourth year of college…

    toasted bread with a layer of dill pickles on the bottom with a layer of ketchup, a layer of lettuce, and a layer of mustard. Finish it off with the second slice of toasted bread!

    It is magnificent-and cheap!

    Idioms, Med WMS.

  38. “Fluffer Nutter” or “Fluffer Nutter and Bananas”

    Ingredients:

    Bread
    Peanut Butter
    Marshmallow Fluff
    Bananas - (for the and bananas part)

    So simple and delicious. And as a bonus they travel well. A friend who also enjoys the fluffer nutter once sent me one in the mail. I promptly opend the sandwhich and ate it while reading here letter. I enjoy this sandwhich with ice cold 2% milk.

    Scurvy Lemonade - xl

  39. The MABS
    ——–

    OH MY GOD…you guys have to try this.

    I’m in college and my roommates and I eat this every morning before class. We call it a:

    MABS.

    (MABS being an acronym for Maple And Brown Sugar)

    It’s simple.

    1. Cook up a pack of microwaveable Quaker Maple & Brown Sugar oatmeal.

    2. Spread it your choice of toasted/untoasted bread (preferably white or cinnamon)

    3. Spread a little grape jelly.

    4. (optional) Add a packet of Splenda.

    5. Enjoy

    It’s unlike anything else and is mouth-watering delicious.

  40. Cheap, easy and oh, so yummy:

    Put a big spoonful of creamy peanut butter into a bowl and stir in maple syrup until the mixture becomes creamy.

    If you add too much syrup, the consistancy will become too thin for your purpose. This is no reason to panic, you can improvise your treat by dunking pieces of bread into your concoction.

    After mixing proportions of PB&M to your taste, spread the ambrosia between two slices of white, plain or toasted as you prefer. I am tradionally a wheat bread fan, but in this case the texture of the sandwich is enhanced by white bread.

    An awesome variation is to add some banana slices on top of the peanut butter mixture.

    Enjoy!

    Oh, if you choose my sandwich, I would like the Entropy T-shirt, in a 2XL.

  41. Peanut butter and spanish onion on white.

    Pluto mens XL

  42. Spaghetti sandwiches are the best! Just heat up some leftover spaghetti, butter some white bread, plop it on, and enjoy!

  43. As a redneck youth, I used to have a very specific favorite sandwich:

    I’d remove the skin from kentucky fried chicken, place it (the skin, mind you, none of the actual chicken meat) between pieces of white mountain bread, and cover with bbq sauce.

  44. Three ingredients? Leftover meatloaf, dill pickles and ketchup on toast. This won’t be available at your local grocery store, but it’s delish.

    Ingredients that you CAN buy: 2-3 slices of store brand ham with ordinary French’s yellow mustard and a generous layer of Lay’s Barbeque potato chips on plain white bread.

    Eat them up, yum.

    Still hoping for a large men’s Pluto.

  45. Fav cold sammy: liverwurst and cream cheese on a firm white bread (or wheat if you prefer). AKA heart attack sandwich and definitely not Kosher!

    Fav cooked sammy: fried egg (break the yolk but don’t scramble)…..melt a slice of American cheese on it and serve on any sandwich bread you like.

    Both simple, only 2 ingredients if you don’t count the bread, both delicious and high in protein!

    small Pi t-shirt

  46. I like a sandwich that I can only get at my aunt and uncle’s house over Thanksgiving…prosciutto, fresh mozzarella, and roasted/marinated red peppers. SO GOOD.

  47. When I was in grammar school, my Mom would make me peanut butter and sardine sandwiches. It may not be the most appealing to most people (maybe the grossest)but I loved them. Pavlov XL.

  48. My favorite sandwich combo when I was growing up was Baker’s Chocolate chips and white bread.

  49. This one was concocted on a nice afternoon after school while I was home alone

    cinnamon raisin english muffin, toasted
    peanut butter
    golden raisins
    light drizzling of honey

    Best ever. Also works very well with Wasa brand multigrain crackers.

    Another good one-

    toast
    peanut butter
    nutella hazelnut spread
    optional marshmallow fluff

    Probably the sweetest sandwich you will ever taste, but unbelievably tasty.

  50. The best for a sweet tooth is Nutella and banana slices. You can usually find Nutella close to peanut butter in the store. Just spread it on then add banana slices, or you could have it without bananas. It’s great either way.

    Scurvy t-shirt women’s medium.

  51. my mouth waters just thinking about it…peanut butter, jelly, and scrambled eggs on toast….MMMMM :-D

    small “Simple as 3.141592″

  52. Get a crusty roll–the crustier and less dense, the better–and split it. An english muffin, but with a slightly firmer crust, comes to mind.

    Spread a thin layer of grainy mustard over both halves.

    Place a slice of proscuitto on the bottom half. If that’s too haute for some, a good cured country ham slice will do fine.

    On top of the proscuitto/ham, add a couple of thin slices of pear.

    Top with some brie (that’s not been melted, so it’s still some what firm). You can remove the rind if you want. Again, if that’s too haute, a slice of swiss will do.

    Finish with the other half of the roll and, well, finish it off!

    This is pretty simple–for some more great cooking (though not necessarily sandwich) ideas, check out my website–linked in my name, I believe.

    Men’s Pluto, XL, please.

  53. Butter and sugar between two slices of Wonderbread. The beginnings of diabetes, lol.

  54. When my mom would make hot dogs for lunch, and we happened to have doritos…skip the bread, cut up the hot dog and find some doritos that weren’t broken - place a piece of the hot dog between two doritos….yum!

    Pluto -XL

  55. A childhood and camping favourite!

    Fry a few slices of Spam, Fry an egg.
    Spread 2 slices of toasted white bread with mayo. Stick the Spam, the egg, and a slice of processed cheese in the middle. Voila!

    Any women’s small. :)

  56. Okay… the best sandwich in the entire world.. (Look out Shannon, mine is better and you know it) :P

    I discovered this by accident when I was in nursing school. It was when I was studying for my licensing exam and the cupboard was practically bare. In a fit of starving, numbed brain, sleep-deprived desperation, I slapped this together.

    On any type of bread, spread softened cream cheese, add strips of roasted red peppers straight out of the jar, then pile on some turkey. Perfection on bread!

    Slate grey mental_floss logo tee in 2XL, and if I win, Shannon gets to buy me a Starbucks!

  57. grilled peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. type of peanut butter is the chef’s choice (i prefer all natural chunky), as are the pickles (dill for me) and bread (whole grain). but the grilling is absolutely mandatory! the toasty bread and gooey peanut butter is what makes the dish!

    idioms, women’s S

  58. For a few years, my sister lived on sandwiches made of butter, salt, and pepper. Simple.

    Rhesus L

  59. Bread (any kind) smothered in mustard with a slice of baloney on it. Top the meat with green salad olives, pickles and potato chips.

    Its so good it will make your tongue slap your face. Yumm!!!

    any medium

  60. Not competing, just sharing my dad’s favorite for Saturday lunches - sardines with limbeger cheese on white bread (he was very Pennsylvania Dutch) and best served with a bottle of Rolling Rock and a baseball game on the radio.

  61. I love reading everyone’s weird sandwiches! I think I’ll be trying some.

    Cold Sandwich:

    nice heavy wheat bread
    good sliced black forest ham
    tomatoes (preferably in summer when they are nice and ripe) with a sprinkle of sea salt and ground pepper
    kerrygold swiss cheese
    bread and butter pickle slices (the kind they make now for sandwiches, sliced lengthwise)
    sweet hot mustard very thinly spread on both slices of bread

    Hot:
    Extra sharp chedder cheese
    Super thinly sliced ham (of your choice)
    Granny Smith apple sliced super thin
    Sweet Hot mustard

    Spread mustard on both slices of bread, not too thick
    On each slice place a layer of sliced cheese, a layer of ham and then another layer of cheese to “seal” the ham in.
    Put both slices NOT PUT TOGETHER, in the toaster oven til the cheese is bubbly.
    Put both slices on a plate and cover with Granny Smith apple slices, THEN put the sandwich together.
    The thinness of all the ingredients makes it work. Also if you can keep the apple slices COLD it makes a nice contrast.

    Now I’m going to make myself a sandwich!! :)

    Easy as 3.14…. XL for me please!!

  62. 2 favorites that earn me odd looks from the in-laws…

    A liberal amount of peanut butter (Jif) & Stovetop stuffing rolled up on a tortilla.

    Fried peanut butter, curry & garlic powder.
    Think I’ll go make one now!

    surprise me (men’s medium)

  63. My aunt used to make butter and brown sugar sandwiches for us. I wasn’t much of a fan but my sister loved them.

  64. As a child and now at 60 my favorite that my friends think is so strange. It is so delicious!!
    Simply, two slices of white bread, both spread with peanut butter add a layer of sliced dill pickles, cover with second slice of bread. Yummy!! Best served with Cola.

    Pluto or Scurvy-womens large

  65. When I was a kid in the 70’s, in Portland Oregon, Ryan’s deli had a “Recession sandwich”-shreaded lettuce and mayo on soft brown bread. (the bread was good, kinda seedie) I think it cost 19 cents.

    XXXL Pavlov for my husband
    you guys sould add some pet duds, My Chihuhua would look extra cute…

  66. I have an aversion to plain ham sandwiches, they being the most despised of all brown bag school lunches.

    Now I have a more “grown up” version that I actually enjoy: add a layer of sliced red apple to the ham (pref. on multigrain bread) and a slice of cheese on top of the apple.

    Pop the whole thing in the oven so the bread gets toasty and the cheese melts over the warm apples and ham. Delish!

  67. As well as the peanut butter and dill pickle being unusual,My best friend ate green bean sandwiches(with a little mayo). I didn’t like it much!!
    Thanks for the interesting article.

    Pluto or Scurvy tee, ladies large

  68. Any kind of cold cut sandwich with potato chips on it.

    The best is turkey and cheese with hot cheetos on it..yummmmyyy

    xl shirt pls

  69. Hands Down!

    Braunschweiger (not sure how to spell that so, aka liverwurst) with onions and mustard on rye bread.

    It’s not an everyday thing, but try it once and you’ll find yourself with an unstoppable craving for it a couple times a year.

    Mens XL any…

  70. Leftover Sandwich:
    slice a dinner roll in half, add a scoop of mashed potatoes, some gravy, and fried chicken tenders.

    Cucumber and Tomato Sandwich:
    peeled sliced cucmber slices, tomatoes, and miracle whip on toasted white bread.

    Grilled Cheese with Tomato and Onion:
    Butter a slice of white bread. Place it butter side down on a warm skillet or griddle. Add a slice of American cheese. Top it with tomato slices, and just a few small pieces of onion (just enough to get the flavor). Add another piece of cheese and top it with a final slice of white bread. Grill and enjoy.

    Fried Bologna:
    Cut three slits around edge of bologna so it doesn’t curl up. Fry blogna in a skillet with butter. Then fry an egg in same skillet.
    Assemble sandwich. White bread with miracle whip, fried bologna, fried egg, American cheese (optional), more miracle whip and top piece of white bread.

    Pavlov’s dog, long sleeve, medium

  71. my dad has often told stories of having either cream cheese and relish sandwiches on white bread or sour cream and bananas. i refuse to try either.

  72. When I was little my dad would make peanut butter and bacon sandwiches on toast. They are so very good. I don’t make them very often anymore, I’m not really sure why.

    Mendel-Large

  73. I’m with Michelle there. To this day, I still find myself going for the potato chips! Sour cream and chives, the ruffle chips work best, a few slices of turkey and mustard - needs to have mustard on it.

    And when I don’t have any cold cuts, I go without and have a potato chip sandwich.

    Speaking of which… *wanders off to the kitchen*

  74. I make my son a peanut butter and honey sandwich with very thin banana slices, on wheat.

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  75. Smashed potato chip crumbs and shredded pickles (relish if you’re lazy) between two pieces of buttered bread.

    Sooooo good.

  76. Down here in North Carolina, the best sandwich is to put 2 slices of cold livermush, 1 slice of onion and 1 piece of cheese between 2 slices of bread and microwave for 1 minute.

    Yummy, melty goodness.

    Any XXL T-Shirt.

  77. In junior high school, lo these many tears ago, one of my favorite sandwiches to pack in my lunch was thick-sliced bologna on white bread, with Miracle Whip on one side and crunchy peanut butter on the other.

    (Please don’t mix the PB and Miracle Whip together on the same side - that’s gross!)

    My wife thinks that sandwich is a sign of my poor upbringing, but my teenage daughter tried it recently thought it was really good.

    My mouth is watering as I type this. I wonder how bad one of these would be for my cholesterol…

    latest version of t-shirt, XXL

  78. OK, just made these for lunch for the kids because it is what I had handy. Everyone here seemed to think it was a winner.

    1) garlic hummus -slather the inside of your bread with it

    2) feta - sprinkle some on top of the bottom piece (make sure it sticks to the hummus or you’ll have crumbly mess)

    3) tomato slices

    This would probably really good toasted too, but that takes more time. :)

  79. Forgot to add - T-shirt womens XL Idioms

  80. Not sure if it qualifies as an “Honest to God” sandwich, but we always ate peanut butter and butter on saltine crackers.

    Men’s XXL- Mendel (Tan)

  81. Peanut butter and mayonnaise. Sounds gross; tastes great.

    Scurvy large

  82. I like a grilled cheese, turkey, and salsa sandwich. Add the ingredients and make it just as you would with a regular grilled cheese sandwich.

    Small Freud Shirt please :)

  83. My mom is Dutch so we would always have hagelslag sandwiches. They are basically chocolate sprinkles that you put on buttered toast or bread. How could you not love it?

    I also love making ‘pizza sandwiches’… You put ketchup, shredded cheese (mozarella if you want to be authentic), and sliced hot dogs on bread, heat in toaster oven and enjoy!

    Finally, if you don’t mind a sugar rush there’s always the classic Breakfast Club sandwich that Ally Sheedy’s character enjoys in the movie. Take two slices of white bread, pour the contents of a pixie stick on each one, put a handful of Cap’n Crunch cereal on each and squish to embed into the bread. Put the two slices together et voila! Who needs cocaine?

  84. Building on #77. A peanut butter, lettuce, and mayo sandwich on toasted bread. Sounds icky but if you go easy on the mayo they are positively addictive.

    any shirt L

  85. My mom is Dutch so we would always have hagelslag sandwiches. They are basically chocolate sprinkles that you put on buttered toast or bread. How could you not love it?

    I also love making ‘pizza sandwiches’… You put ketchup, shredded cheese (mozarella if you want to be authentic), and sliced hot dogs on bread, heat in toaster oven and enjoy!

    Finally, if you don’t mind a sugar rush there’s always the classic Breakfast Club sandwich that Ally Sheedy’s character enjoys in the movie. Take two slices of white bread, pour the contents of a pixie stick on each one, put a handful of Cap’n Crunch cereal on each and squish to embed into the bread. Put the two slices together et voila! Who needs cocaine?

    And Pluto small.

  86. ham
    provolone
    very thinly sliced granny smith apple

    peanut butter
    wavy lays potato chips
    gooey white bread

    pi - women’s m

  87. three favorites:

    1) Peanut butter and pickles
    -dense whole wheat bread
    -spread both sides with chunky peanut butter
    -good pickles (not overly flavored) sliced lengthwizse.

    2) Brie
    -light, sweetish white bread
    -slices of a denser brie
    -honey mustard

    3) fabulous tuna:
    -medium whole wheat bread
    -lettuce, tomato
    -Tuna fish, seasoned to your preference
    -salt and vinegar potato chips

  88. Well, I didn’t get through reading all these posts, so this might’ve been said already.

    But here goes anyway; bananas (sliced) and honey on bread (white, normally, but whatever). Perfect for when all you have left is fruit and bread (and honey).

  89. This reminds of the funniest moment of a recent family reunion. It’s long been known in my family that my Mother has no tastebuds, and will pretty much eat anything, especially for lunch. As we were all thinking about this, she admitted to use she once ate a spam and waffle sandwich….

    Spam and waffles… I think that was it– no condiments, no lettuce or tomato, just spam and waffle. I wouldn’t try it if I were you, but in case you decide to and somehow it’s good, I’ll take the Freud shirt, Men’s L.

    By the way, it’s strange that your mom served those BST sandwiches when she was a child… :) Pretty creative kid, huh?
    [Sorry, I teach college English, I have an unfortunate sixth sense only used for detecting dangling modifiers.]

  90. Peanut butter, sliced peaches, and chunky apple sauce
    on white bread

    yum!

    rhesus shirt size small

  91. Going along with the “just mustard on bread” sammie that I too would rock in my times of reduced financial comfort, I invented a no-bread sammie called the Bo-logner (Buh-lo-ner).
    You’ll need:

    - 2 slices bologna
    - a shmeer of some sort (mayo, mustard, or whatever, depending on what condiment packets you can steal from the Arby’s)
    - a slice of tomato and/or cheese, whichever you happen to have.

    Spread the condiments on one side of each of the bologna slices, and layer the ingredient(s) in the middle. Sandwich together, using the bologna as bread, and voila! Almost a sandwich.

    Then there’s the Breakfast Club Peanut Butter Crunch + Pixie Sticks and Coke sandwich special. But perhaps someone has already mentioned that.

  92. Like donner, when there’s nothing real to eat, I enjoy ketchup sandwiches too. Though I never microwaved them…will try that next time.

    But more commonly, when there’s nothing real ready or almost ready-to-eat food and I am too tired to cook, I eat a hashbrown sandwich (or two)-
    - Microwave (for better taste, bake) a hashbrown patty
    - Sandwich between ketchup smeared toasted bread slices
    - Eat.

    pi, small please.

  93. My brother used to have jelly and mustard sandwiches… made much like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but with mustard instead of peanut butter. He loved them. Just a caveat, though, I’ve never tried one.

    Marx, medium, please.

  94. Greatest Hot Sandwich:

    Grilled cheese (preferably made in one of those sandwich-makers!) on white bread with mustard and dill pickles (of the “hamburger chip” variety). Don’t forget to use that cheap American individually-wrapped cheese!! This may be its one and only good use.

    Greatest Cold Sandwich:

    More than three ingredients, but pretty easy and WELL worth the effort. I made this up in the kitchen one day when my cabinets were starting to get pretty empty. Use the food processor or blender (hang in there with me) to blend some avocado, lemon juice to taste, a dash of garlic salt, plus salt and pepper. Spread that mixture across some toasted wheat bread, add cucumbers, optional romaine lettuce. Mmmmmmmm…. I’m getting hungry!

    Pluto RIP, small

  95. Capicolli and Jack cheese on Russian Rye bread, optimally with Polish mustard.

    Beethoven, extra large

  96. Scramble a couple of eggs. Just before they are done, mix in a spoon of mayo. Spread between a couple of slices of white bread.

    any xl

  97. Nutella on toast with raspberry jam or jelly. This one came about when we were out of peanut butter, but fully stocked with Nutella (which is usually a rare situation in our house). It is delicious.

  98. Oh yeah, and Idioms are For the Birds, women’s large

  99. Cream cheese and grape jelly on white bread. OMG tasty!

    Any XXL

  100. two things i love:

    1. breakfast sandwich - cinnamon waffles with banana (or vanilla) yogurt

    2. homefry sandwich - diced garlic and potatoes fried up with hot sauce (i like chulula or the carribbean jerk sauce from buffalo wild wings) on toasted wheat bread.

    pluto L

  101. Bread, cream cheese, jelly (of your choice)

  102. My favorite sandwich that my dad would make for me is grilled cheese and peanut butter. Just make it like a regular grilled cheese sandwich, but put some peanut butter in there, too. But not too much since the peanut butter can get all melty and ooze out.
    pi, large please

  103. OK, the ingredients are pretty normal, but my son & I love to eat our peanut butter & jelly sandwiches on waffles insead of normal bread. Makes it breakfasty. Plus, the little indentations in the waffles (is there a word for those?) hold more PB&J than plain old bread.

  104. These may sound disgusting, so bear with me:

    1–one slice of bread with cheddar cheese, ketchup, mustard, onion pieces and pickle relish microwaved for like 20 seconds… it’s awesome. (I was a vegetarian and it was my “hotdog substitute” sandwich.)

    2–peanut butter and grape jelly with potato chips inside the sandwich (so nummy)

    3–cream cheese (yup, that’s it, cream cheese on bread; sometimes I throw in paprika to give it a pretty color)

    4–shredded cheddar with mango chutney (or whatever jelly you feel like)

    5–my mother’s specialty the “PacMan sandwich”–one slice of bologna with a slit in it, cooked in a frying pan until the bologna looks like a pacman. Served on one slice of bread, generally slathered with either mustard or ketchup (never both); the alternate sandwich was the “bubbleman” sandwich where it didn’t get a slit and was done when it bubbled up (and looked like the little ghosties from the pacman game).

  105. Cream cheese with grape jelly.

    Amazing - I swear, I still eat it sometimes.

    Women’s small Pythagoras.

  106. Secret secret secret
    My family never knew and still doesn’t!!
    When I was young (12 to 14) I tried American cheese and jelly on white bread. Now that I’m sixty, every once in a while I’ll have one when nobody else is around. Matter a fact, I’m going to have one now.

    Rhesus XL

  107. Fried egg and salt-n-vinegar chip sandwich.

    .Fry and egg. Put mayo on white bread w/egg and a handful of salt-n-vinegar potato chips and another slice of white bread with mayo on top. Enjoy!

    (L) Pavlov T-shirt

  108. when i was a kid i loved miracle whip and yellow mustard on white bread. everyone thought i was crazy, but it’s good!

  109. What I call the Kraft sandwich - fresh, soft bread (white or whole wheat) with Miracle Whip and Velveeta - depending on the day - a little more of one or the other.

  110. I’m fond of grilled cheese with sauerkraut. You have to use the sharpest chedder you can find; wimpy cheese won’t hold up to the sauerkraut.

    put some sauerkraut and sliced cheese between two pieces of bread, and butter the sandwich and grill till done.

    It works even better as a quesadilla with a corn tortilla, the sweetness of the corn complements the assertiveness of the cheese and sauerkraut.

  111. My dad used to make this for us during Lent.

    White Bread
    Kraft American Cheese
    Grape Jelly

    very simple but good.
    (Rhesus, size L)

  112. My favorite sandwich is a throwback to the peanut butter and banana combo but much more tasty. You take 2 pieces of garlic butter Texas toast(available in the frozen foods section), while this is baking (usually only takes about 5 minutes or so) whip up a mixture of peanut butter, syrup and butter. When done line one side with sliced bananas, and the other with your yummy peanut butter spread. Put both sides together and enjoy!

    small, easy as pi.

  113. Too many favorites, not enough time!!

    Bacon sandwich: bacon and mayo on bread. OR!! you could substitute cream cheese for the mayo and put it on a bagel. It’s a yummy breakfast treat.

    As a kid, my mom would make me crunchy PB and honey sandwiches. Over the course of the day (in a cold lunchbox), the honey would crystalize and combined with the crunchiness of the pb… OH MY!

    And finally (I think it’s been mentioned already), PB& Banana.

    Ladies Med. Pi

  114. Pluto - XX Large

  115. wheat bread with dijon mustard on it and tomatoes with baby swiss cheese and fake bacon on it.

  116. wheat bread
    dijon mustard
    baby swiss cheese
    fake bacon

    womens small scurvy

  117. My dad always made grilled cheese sandwiches on rye with a thick slice of cheddar (or pepper jack), hatch green chile’s (roasted or from a can), and avocado slices (or guac for dipping). Of course, you gotta have some blue corn chips on the side.

    any med

  118. Cream cheese and black olives.

    Take a small can of chopped black olives and mix with softened cream cheese then spread on bread. I first had this on a camping trip and loved it. Years later I saw it on the menu at a museum lunch counter. Oh man I’m craving one right now…

    Scruvy xl m

  119. My childhood sandwich, layered thusly:

    Marble Rye bread

    BBQ Sauce

    Swiss Cheese

    Cape Cod Potato Chips

    Swiss Cheese

    BBQ Sauce

    Marble Rye

  120. I enjoy sandwiches, that in comparisson, are not so strange, but as a kid, I was ridiculed for.

    1. Potato chip (preferably ruffled) and peanut butter on white bread.

    2. Plain mashed potato sandwich, I went a whole summer eating just this sandwich for lunch.

    finally, not original, and not strange, but delicious nonetheless:
    grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

    –large scurvy

  121. Ham and cream cheese! Spread soft cream cheese on a slice of boiled ham, and either roll it up or lay it on a bagel or slice of bread. It was also a favorite of my cat, who readily learned to say “Ham!”

    Alaska, women’s small, please, and thank you.

  122. I just thought another.

    Take texas toast and stick it in the oven (or toaster oven) until it’s slightly under-cooked. Load up on side with pepperjack cheese, the other with your lunchmeat of choice. Stick it back in the oven. When the cheese is melty and the meat is warm, put them together for a yummy sandwich.

    Still ladies med. pi

  123. My husband and I occasionally eat waffle sandwiches for breakfast, usually one on the run. They are quick and easy, and cheap.

    We use the Pillsbury waffles because they are always on sale at our local grocer. Then smear both sides with cream cheese. Even better, use the blueberry waffles and then add some blueberry preserves as well.

  124. Simple, cheap, and tasty:

    Cinnamon-sugar and cheese.

    Plain white bread, toasted. Spread butter. Sprinkle cinnamon-sugar mixture. Add american cheese.

    Easter Island womens medium

  125. Its something I picked up in college. Nothing complicated, but tastes gourmet:

    Take 2 slices of wheat bread (multigrain would be best) and spread pesto on side each

    lay the slices pesto up on tin foil and place a few slices of genoa salami and provolone cheese on one of the slices

    keeping the sandwich open faced, place in toaster oven until cheese begins to melt, remove the seperate slices and combine and enjoy

    Rhesus mens XL

  126. Wow - lots of interesting ideas here! My girlfriend in college introduced me to Peanut Butter (I like crunchy) and Summer Sausage sandwiches. Oh, the things she taught me…

    Eat a Rhesus, XL

  127. A friend of mines dad would make us peanut butter, pickle, and mayonnaise sandwiches. It sounds pretty gross, but the flavors actually blend well together.

  128. Nabisco Nilla Wafers and tuna. Regular tuna mixed with a tad of mayo and sandwiched between two cookies. Let them sit for a while so the wafer absorbs the tuna goodness. Scurvy XL

  129. Three sandwiches come to mind:
    1. Peanut butter, pickle (dill), mayo, lettuce (optional)
    2. Deli ham and peanut butter
    3. Slice of bread, slice of cheese, slice of tomato, toasted in toaster oven.

    My mother-in-law thought #1 was disgusting — till she tried it. She loves it.

  130. Two pieces of bread, and some crackers make the greatest sandwich when your poor. haha

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  131. this one reminds me of being a kid, being home alone with my brother.

    it should be on white bread (i like wonder for this creation)
    slather yellow mustard on one slice, mayo on the other.
    make a layer of dill pickle chips (on both slices if that’s your taste)
    top with a handful of potato chips and smush the slices together to crunch up the chips (think ally sheedy in the breakfast club)

  132. Thought of another…

    This is good on baguette, rustic or sourdough:

    Instead of mayo or ketchup, use your favorite jam, jelly or preserve (i like raspberry or red currant for this). Add slices of brie cheese and voila!

    Yum.

    Women’s scurvy xl

  133. Peanut butter and dill pickle. You take two slices of white bread and put peanut butter on them (I like crunchy) then top off with dill pickle slices. Tastes better than it sounds.

    Any xl shirt they are all great!

  134. The best sandwich I’ve had in a long time was hard salami & gouda cheese on homemade bread. The thing that made it taste the best was working all morning out in the cold and pulling that out of the bag at lunchtime; nothing like a good hard-earned appetite to make even the simplest thing taste wonderful!

    Three of my all-time faves, in no particular order:

    Grilled PB&J - Like grilled cheese, but with peanut butter and jelly in the middle. Oh my; wonderful stuff!

    Peanut butter & honey on toast - spread peanut butter on hot toast, then drizzle on some honey & smear it together with the peanut butter. Mmmmm!

    Scrambled egg sandwich - super simple; scramble an egg, then put it on buttered bread with a dash of salt & pepper. It’s one of those things that zings me back to childhood at my first bite.

    I probably won’t win, but email me if I do and I’ll pick a shirt then.

  135. I like to do all kinds of sandwiches, so often two are never the same. However, one I’ve found to be excellent is marinated sundried tomatoes, roasted red peppers, sharp cheddar cheese, and Stonewall kitchen’s Maine Maple Champagne mustard (or some equivalent). If I put meat in it, I prefer turkey, but ham is good too. Take all that, put it in frying pan/on a panini press, whatever — just heat it up.

    I also have a sandwich that uses the same mustard as above for after Thanksgiving. Turkey, stuffing/dressing, cranberry sauce, and the mustard. Cheese and heating optional.

    Mine may be exotic, but if you like them, I’d love a RIP Pluto shirt. Women’s Large.

  136. A little something from the Jersey Shore:

    Strawberry ice cream between two fresh, warm waffles.

    Simple and delicious.

    Rhesus Large

  137. Back when I was a carnivore, I made egg-and-carrot sandwiches. I was convinced that they were extraordinarily healthy… even if they tasted odd.

    Recipe:
    1 large egg
    5 baby carrots, chopped finely
    2 slices of toast, hot

    Break the yoke and scramble the egg on a greased skillet. When the egg is still a little gelatinous, add the chopped carrots. Mix it around until cooked. Slap on the toast, pop together the sandwich, and enjoy the fibrous, protein-ey, vitamin-A-rich meal! Even if it tastes sweeter than savory…

  138. PS: I would like a small women’s Rhesus tee. Ciao.

  139. Best. Sandwich. Ever.

    Black Forest Ham, bacon, and Provolone on Pumpernickel bread, with dijonnaise sauce, lightly grilled. Try it–it’s fantastic!

  140. Whoops–Medium Rhesus shirt!

  141. I’m a vegetarian, so I’ve tried out a few sandwiches. One I tried involved tomatoes, basalmic vinegar/dressing, and parmesan cheese. Fancy eating on a bachelor’s budget!

    If, by chance, I win, I think the woman’s Beethoven’s shirt is quite nice. :]

  142. Cream cheese, avocado sprout sandwich!

    My mom always made them on that super dense wheat bread that is made in local bakeries by tough looking women wearing crystal pendants. I have tried it on challah and that was also good. You have to be careful with the avocados and cream cheese so the sandwich doesn’t get overly pasty. Any sprouts are fine, but I especially enjoy the spiciness of radish sprouts. Add salt and pepper to taste.

    Lady Macbeth XL

  143. Peanut butter and brown sugar sandwich!

    Take two slices of bread, spread peanut butter on one, spread brown sugar on the other, put them together and enjoy!

    M women’s entropy shirt :)

  144. My favorite sandwich is made like a taco. You have the soft taco tortillas (that you can roll up) and put a couple slices of ham on it. Then take some string cheese (the best park) and put it on there. Enjoy!

    women’s small - simple as pi

  145. Toasted cinnamon-raisin toast (I recommend the Sun-maid brand), with baked Acorn squash and caramelized onions.

  146. Toast a couple of pieces of whole wheat bread, then slather peanut butter on each piece, then put a large slab of your favorite vanilla ice cream in the middle of it all. I thought I was being gross when I first made it, but it was really good!

    Men’s XL Rhesus

  147. I was trying to check and see if anyone had mentioned this sandwich yet but I gave up around #40…

    PB&J on Texas Toast with Ruffles.

    Just spread yer peanut buter (smooth!) and yer jelly (grape jelly!), and place a few ruffles potato chips in the middle and instant delicious. Texas toast just makes it that much better.

  148. I had a boss who used to eat Peanut Butter and Sardines on white bread sandwiches. I tried it once and it was quite tasty.

    My sons favorite is peanut butter, banana and honey all smushed together. On a potato roll if you have it.

    Egg salad - a hard boiled egg, one or two fresh mushrooms and 1/4 of a red pepper. Add a little mustard, some mayo, mix the whole thing up and put it on Rye.

    Binary Men’s Medium, please

  149. 3 faves:
    a twist on toasted cheese - Swiss cheese, Rye bread with dill pickle.

    White bread, bologna, orange marmalade - don’t knock it, this was my dad’s favorite too.

    the Elvis sandwich - creamy peanut butter, horizonally sliced banana, fried to a crisp in bacon fat - arteries clog on sight!

    Jung - (L)

  150. We make a pakistani disk called Keema, it’s just ground beef with a ton of pakistani spices. We always have leftovers so I would take two slices of white bread, some of the keema, and then a whole lot of ketchup, and viola! Amazing sandwich. I’ve also used leftover taco meat for this. Any kind of spiced ground meat. Yum.

    Small women’s idioms.

  151. A couple of others come to mind…

    When camping, grill a piece of white bread in some bacon grease, sprinkle with a little salt. Fold over and eat. Just make sure you’re near the bathroom.

    My mom used to scramble eggs with leftover potatoes. Served on a roll with mayo. Or potatoes with peppers and onions. Also on a roll with mayo.

    Mental Floss - men’s medium

  152. Take two slices of WHITE BREAD, spread a little MAYONNAISE on one side of both slices. On one slice of bread, put one slice of AMERICAN CHEESE. Then take PEPPERONI SLICES and arrange them in a 3×3 grid on top of the cheese. On the remaining slice of bread, place another slice of AMERICAN CHEESE. Close the sandwich. Put on microwave-safe plate and MICROWAVE for 25 seconds. TRUST ME.

    Lady Macbeth XXL

  153. Hey Mike my Mom’s from North Carolina and loves liver mush sandwiches too. I’ve never tried one, they gross me out. But I do live PB and Mayo though it was already metioned.
    My’s mother’s southern roots did influence these other favorites,
    Pimento Cheese:
    You can buy this as a spread in the grocery store but I beg you please make it from scratch.
    A pkg of shredded cheddar chse. A small jar of red pimentos (you can find them with the olives etc..) and mayo. Just mix them all together with enough mayo to make it spreadable and eat on any kind of good squishy white bread.

    One more,
    Cream Cheese and pineapple:
    Get a whipped cream cheese it’s easier to mix and combine with a small can of pineapple tidbits drained. Mix it up and spread it on white bread as well yum!

    These were always the kind my Grandma would make and cut into fours for church potlucks.

    Rhesus XXL

  154. This sandwich is fatty but so good when you need a pick me up.

    Toast an everything bagel (or flavored bagel of your choice)
    Fry and egg - Over easy is best so that it’s runny and yolky
    Fry some bacon, the crispier the better.

    Spread cream cheese on both sides of the toasted bagel.
    Place Egg and Bacon in between.

    Eat.

    Delicious. :-)

    M - Pluto RIP

  155. Crack an egg into a baggie. Optionally add a broken up slice of cheese. Hold the bag shut and goosh it up. Lay it in the microwave so it doesn’t leak out. Zap til it puffs up. Flip over and repeat. Put on bread and eat. No cleanup!

  156. This one is pretty great, especially for breakfast:

    Cinnamon raisin bread, toasted
    Goat cheese
    Fig preserves

    So delicious!

    Rhesus XL

  157. As a kid, my favorite was peanut butter with iceberg lettuce. As an adult, I’ve been on a quest for the perfect grilled cheese sandwich (grilled cheese being the best kind of sandwich). The best I’ve come up with so far is taleggio cheese on caraway rye, served with a crisp amber beer. I’m also quite fond of green apples and sharp cheddar on ciabatta in the panini grill.

    Entropy XXL

  158. My two favorites are:
    1. butter and brown sugar on either toast or plain cheap white bread.
    2. toast with peanut butter and chocolate chips (but you have to put the choc. chips on the warm bread right out of the toaster so they sort of start to melt)
    Neither is healthy, but both are fabulous.

  159. Peanut butter pancake syrup and raisins mm mm good!!

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  160. Grilled cheese & onion. Preferably on rye but anything will do.
    Just like a regular grilled cheese but with a slice of sweet onion between one slice of bread and the cheese.
    Simple, quick, GOOOD, and the ingredients are almost always on hand. No need to make a trip to the store.

    appropriately enough, Pi mens L.

  161. I tried to check the other Canadian entries to see if anyone else suggested:
    sliced marble cheddar cheese and maple syrup on thick French bread - delicious, and soooo Canadian.
    Idioms, please, men’s large

  162. Here’s a favorite passed to me from my dad,

    Fried bologna (Oscar Meyer works great) with white bread and a fried egg on top (best if both are fried in a little bit of butter).

    Hint: when frying bologna, cut a slit in it so it will be flat on sandwich. Yum

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  163. My brother’s fav growing up was the peanut butter and hershey’s syrup sandwich. I tried it once and never again.

    Not necessarily original but healthy and filling, my favorite pre-workout breakfast is an openfaced toasted slice of wheatbread with smooth peanut butter and sliced banana.

    Any small.

  164. When I was little, I would spend a good deal of my summer with my grandparents, along with my siblings and cousins. One day, we asked my grandpa what he wanted for lunch and he said a green bean sandwich. Being little kids, and wanting to please Grandpa, we went and asked Grandma to help us make a green bean sandwich (not realizing it wasn’t something anyone we knew had ever had before). She did and everyone really liked it! Sometimes we still talk about it, and I’ve even made them a couple of times as an adult. It actually sounds kind of good right now. :)

    It’s basically a grilled cheese sandwich with canned green beans in the middle. Put cheese on both pieces of bread with green beans in between the cheese, and don’t use french style. You can toast/grill it in a pan on the stove or in a toaster oven. Enjoy!

    women’s, small, entropy

  165. Not a personal favorite sandwich (ok, never had the guts to try it), but the story is priceless. My son had just come from Grandma’s-next door at the time-with a sandwich. My Ex was teasing him, trying to steal a bite thinking it was pb&j. Well, the Ex got a bite and literally turned green while my 3yr old son grew a huge smirk. I asked him what it was and the answer of “Peanut butter and ketchup” explained it all!
    Rhesus ExL

  166. Smother bread with sour cream. Sprinkle moderately with sugar. Top with bread or leave it at one slice.

    Lady Macbeth Womens large

  167. butter and sugar on white bread…AMAZING!! Also, Ham sand on white bread with mayo and ketchup…pretty good, you could subst. Spam for the ham if you are adventurous!

  168. i love a good tofurkey sandwich. tofurkey (i like ’smoked’ flavor), good whole wheat bread, choice of cheese and some tomato. throw that on the skillet and make a grilled tofurkey and cheese.
    i freakin love tofurkey.

  169. Mexican Fold Over
    Put a dab of butter in a not-too-hot skillet, immediately throw a flour tortilla on top of the butter, just as quickly sprinkle a handful of shredded chedder on one side of the tortilla, then right away draw a line down the middle of the tortilla next to the cheese with a generous dollop of salsa. By now the tortilla will be soft enough to fold the half without the cheese over the business side of this goody. Leave the cheese side down long enough to lightly brown the tortilla then flip it over and brown the other side.
    Comida rapida !!
    You can do the same thing without the stuffing, then serve it dusted with cinnamon and drizzled with honey or syrup.
    Delicioso ……….

    rhesus xl

  170. Straight out of my childhood and I still eat this, blame this eccentricity on my late mother:
    Two slices of wheat bread
    Chunky peanut butter
    Hellman’s Mayo (essential, no other mayo will do)
    All through my life I have indulged in this concotion, everybody that I have shown this to has the same initial reaction “Say What????” until they try it. Sounds weird but tastes good!

    Shirt? Anything large with a pocket.

  171. I loves loads of cheese! I like my sandwiches with loads of them, and then a mix of meats. Here’s one: Get as many/little cheese as you like (Cheddar, Mozzarella, what have you) + Thinly sliced bacons + Pre-packed Minced beef. If you have any sour cream at hand, be crazy with it! Put them all together. I love that they have minced meat very readily (frozen or otherwise) to save on time. Maximum drooling, minimum money and time.

    That’s the savoury. Seeing that you like bananas, I think you might really enjoy dessert-like sandwiches so here’s my favourite sweetish kind.

    When I was a kid, we’d spread condensed milk over our sandwiches. As we got less boring, sprinkle chocolate and peanut butter then top them with chopped syruppy banana. If you like them hot, don’t hesitate to toss the sandwich into the oven. It smells and tastes so good after that.

    Enjoy!

    Small, Forever Jung.

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  173. My all time favorite sandwich is one I discovered in college. Toast your bread, then, slather it in mashed potatoes and lay 3 - 4 slices of bacon on top. Sprinkle with a dash of salt. GREAT flavor! The potatoes can be cold or just mashed. I add a touch of butter, but not too much. Peppered bacon is a nice touch. Toast the bread for the best flavor.

  174. Vegimite, cheese and lettuce. Make sure you only put a little bit of vegimite or the taste will over power the cheese. Make it a bitey cheese like vintage and a crispy leaf.

  175. oh- this one is one i made when i was 8. it is not good.

    white bread
    American cheese
    gummi bears
    maple syrup
    chocolate syrup.

    this is what happens when kids reason that things that taste good will taste good together. it is also what happens when mom and dad sleep too late on Saturday and the children fend for themselves.

    parents- forget DARE. save your children from the hell that is cheese and maple syrup.

    entropy L

  176. Saute 2 thick slices of portabello mushroom lightly in about a tablespoon of Italian salad dressing.
    Serve on pumpernickle with alfalfa sprouts.
    Right on !

    xl pavlov

  177. This one is real simple, just peanut butter and miracle whip.

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  178. This one I just get a random craving for once in a while. I first made it just because these were the only available ingredients in the apartment at the moment, and I was hungry. Necessity is the mother of invention, as they say.

    It can be done on white bread or sourdough. I’ve done both, and it just depends on what I prefer at the moment. Throw a healthy layer of cream cheese on each slice of bread, then add a layer of dill pickle slices and a layer of Ruffles potato chips in the middle.. It kind of has to be eaten right away before the pickle juice makes the chips go squishy… but I really like it.

  179. When I was pregnant with my first child I was craving a peanut butter and honey sandwich, but I also wanted to finish off some left over Honey Baked Ham. So I did the only logic thing - I had a peanut butter, honey and Honey Baked Ham sandwich and LOVED it. Over 30 years later, this is STILL my favorite sandwich!

    I’d love a women’s Rhesus T, size small.

  180. My sister used to eat ketchup and frito sandwiches. I personally enjoyed butter and sugar sandwiches. I know that sounds gross, but wow they were good.

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  181. I’m sure this wont win cuz its really more of a secret ingridient then a recipie but I’ll take a Ladies XL Pi just in case.
    Whatever Bread, Meat and Cheese you’re partial to, some Mayo, Bread and Butter Pickles optional but the secret ingridient is GARLIC SPEAR RELISH. Its so freaking good. If you ever find some buy it. Its a little shop or farmer’s market kind of thing (I get mine at Thomas’s Farm between London and St. Thomas in Ontario)

  182. Absolute favorite as a kid was mustard and green olives stuffed with pimentos on untoasted white bread. It works best if you slice the olives in half so they don’t roll off the bread. Ok, now I’m hungry!

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  183. I have to admit that I was not partial to these sandwiches, but my mother and brother ate them incessantly: peanut butter, mayo and iceburg lettuce sandwiches. Evidently the tang of the mayo complimented the peanut butter and the lettuce gave the sandwich that necessary crunch. And for variation, they would sometimes use crunchy peanut butter and substitute tortillas for bread.

  184. Put tuna fish mixed with mayo and a dab of mustard on a piece of bread, then place some Lays potatoe chips on top of the tuna with another piece of bread on top. I’ve been eating chips inside my tuna sandwiches for years. Peanut butter and jam sandwiches with fritoes are really good too.
    Pavlov womens small

  185. Carbohydrate Sandwich: leftover spaghetti on white bread with butter. The spaghetti has to be leftover or its not nearly as good.

    Nutella open-face sandwich: brown a slice of buttered italian bread on a hot skillet and then spread with nutella. My sister adds slices of banana, but I’ve never been a fan of chocolate+banana.

  186. Peanut butter and apple sandwich! Mmm….
    Simple but delicious!

    Scurvy T…. XL

  187. cold sandwich: hard salami, cream cheese and sliced kosher dill pickles on soft white bread

    Hot sandwich: fried frozen breaded veal patty with muenster cheese and mayo on soft white bread

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  188. We have a long tradition of making weird sandwiches in my family. Some of our favorites:

    -cream cheese and hot pepper jelly on your choice of bread

    -grilled sharp cheddar cheese on cinnamon raisin bread with Honeycup honey mustard (it, unlike most honey mustards, is sinus-clearing hot, which is delicious with the sweetness of the bread and the saltiness of the cheese)

    This one I cannot claim credit for, alas, but it is one of my favorites. I discovered it while living abroad in Scotland for a while. It took me several weeks to get up the courage to try it, but once I did, I was hooked. Everyone I’ve convinced to try it has also liked it… it’s just the convincing that’s the problem!

    -crusty white bread (French or ciabatta works best, imo)
    -spread with pesto sauce on both sides
    -add slices of Stilton or another bleu cheese
    -add slices/pieces of pineapple
    -add slices of green bell pepper
    -toast or grill in a panini press

    Weird-sounding as that combo is, my grandmother, late in life, regularly ate a sandwich involving PB, mayo, liverwurst, lettuce, tomato, candied orange peel, and chamomile tea. And the tea was not as a beverage– she’d cut open the tea bag, sprinkle the leaves on, and devour the thing. I tried a bite once and have no desire to repeat the experience.

    Rhesus women’s large

  189. A sandwich my mother ate when pregnant, then later tried it on us kids: peanut butter, pickles and mayonnaise on white bread. I remember it tasting pretty good. Sweet, salty and tangy, and we ate it often, though I admit I haven’t had it in years. She also ate peanut M&M’s w/ soy sauce when pregnant, but I never tried it. It may explain a bit about how I turned out, though!

    Rhesus, XL

  190. I have a friend whos favorite sandwich is a deer heart sandwich. Thats right…shoot a deer, cook its hard, make a sandwich. Apparently its a family tradition to eat the heart of the first deer you kill.

    Any WM

  191. Toasted pita bread, “labnah” spread from your local middle eastern grocer, and turkey pastrami heated up in the microwave. You can substitute cream cheese for the “labnah” if you so desire.

    Rhesus, XL

  192. First - grilled turkey and cheese, miracle whip - after it’s grilled - sprinkle sugar on the outside of both sides of the bread.

    Best.
    Sandwich.
    Ever.

    Second - white bread, turkey, canned cranberry sauce and cream cheese. Also very good.

  193. I’ve always loved peanut butter and Nutella, great on honey wheat bread and only gets better if you add bananas.

    Pluto, women’s size small

  194. I saw this in a restaurant, and was shocked to see an almost exact representation of my mom’s French Toast sandwich. You fry up a couple slices French toast, then put ham and swiss cheese in. Top with a little maple syrup, powdered sugar. Quarter it, dip into your favorite jelly and enjoy!

    Rhesus, XL

  195. haha i love all these crazy sammiches!

    okay, so here’s mine:

    white bread
    miracle whip
    grape jelly

    white bread
    miracle whip
    dill pickle slices

    white bread
    miracle whip
    liverwurst
    cheeze whiz

    *drools*

    Pluto XXL, please. :D

  196. Another one- Flour tortilla over M/H stove flame, quickly cook until puffed w/ some burnt spots, adjusting tortilla around flame for even cooking. Flip and repeat. Remove from flame, hottest side up. Smear a stick of salted butter over the surface, glue stick style, to melt a thin coating. Fold half, then quarter (eighth again, if you please). Learned this from a friend from Mexico. Also works w/ corn tortillas. It’s amazing how good this is!

    Rhesus, XL

  197. Peanut butter and orange sandwiches are my most favourite sandwiches of all time. Just peel an orange and divide it normally and after spreading peanut butter toss them on. It sounds like a weird combination, and I get funny looks, but people are seriously missing out.

    I picked this up from someone while I was in the hospital. It sure beat the rest of the food.

    I have another one as well, that I just concocted today, actually. You just cut up about a half of a tomato, fry it with goat cheese and lots of pepper. I sort of crushed my tomato as it was cooking and it made a tomato-cheese paste, so I spread it on some bread.

    It all happened completely by mistake though. I was in a hurry to make it and I wasn’t paying attention. My original goal was to just fry up some tomatoes with a bit of cheese sprinkled. I put more cheese in then I meant to and…voila, I suppose.

    Anyway, enjoy.

    Men’s small, Marx.

  198. me Fried Spam and grape jelly on toasted bread for a sandwich

    my dad Fried egg sandwich with mustard

    my mom peanut butter and banana

    sister mashed potato and gravy

  199. the “delhi deli in my belli”

    i started making sandwiches like this in college because i could snag cold cuts and fruit from the dining hall. it’s great because you can use whatever bread or meat you have handy.

    spread mayo on both slices, sprinkle with curry powder (i like to add a little ginger too)

    on one side, add raisins or grape halves

    lay the meat on top (i like turkey), add some apple slices and a squeeze of lime juice.

  200. The world’s absolute best sandwich is my dad’s omelet sandwich.

    it’s simple: you make an omelet, put it on a slice of bread, put some slices of a tomato and maybe olives.

    The sandwich evolved since I was a kid, my dad makes me a sandwich to school every day and improves it all the time.

    To upgrade your snack, fry the omelet with some grated cheese and parsley.

    ENJOY!

    (Scurvy T-Shirt, men’s medium)

  201. Toasted butter, peanut butter and jelly sandwich dipped in coffee!
    Take two slices toast, let them cool off, then smother them in butter, then peanut butter, then jelly and make it a sandwich. dip it in a hot cup of coffee as you eat it, it’s amazing!

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  202. Cold spaghetti sandwich. Mmmmmmmmm.

  203. Not actually my personal favorite but definitely one of my Portuguese gramma’s: plain old white bread, mayonnaise, pork and beans.

    On a slightly unrelated note - best breakfast soup ever (another concoction by my Portuguese gramma) called “soupish”: mix coffee, milk, and sugar in a bowl to taste. butter a saloon pilot cracker, add to coffee mix. wait for it to get slightly soggy, break with spoon, eat like cereal. Delicious! I highly recommend it, even though it has nothing to do with sandwiches.

    Simple as Pi, Small

  204. As a child, times were tough and miracle whip sandwiches were the norm as well as maragrine and sugar sandwiches. I would never think of having those as an adult, but as a youngster it filled the belly.
    My comfort sandwich is toasted potato bread, horseradish sauce, cheddar cheese sliced and onions. MmmMMMMMMmmmm
    Also, Toasted L’ego waffles with fried egg over hard and cheese.

    Thanks!

    Ter Large

  205. I traded my bologna sandwich in 5th grade for what became almost an obsession.

    Peanut butter and banana on one side, and lettuce and mayonaise on the other. I improved upon it in college by adding crisp bacon to the mayo side.

    With a glass of milk, you could live on this.

    Pluto/xxl

  206. PEANUT BUTTER & JJALAPENO PEPPERS.

    Acquire the freshest peppers you can. Slice. (thin)
    Slab some P.B. on favorite Bread.
    Arrange peppers in aesthetically pleasing, mouth watering, cool manner.
    Slap those pieces of bread together and prepare to enjoy!

    As a variant….. Toast the bread.

    Any XXL male. Thank you!

  207. My favorite sandwich is tuna fish and cape cod chips. It’s nice and crunchy!

    “Sharing,” men’s small

  208. Two suggestions come to mind.

    First not so healthy but oh so good. This was developed while I was in college and came about usually after a night of imbibing a few adult beverages or more. nonetheless it is very good.
    -toast two slices of bread
    -fry one egg to medium, soft if you don’t mind a drippy sandwich,
    -slather bread with Miracle Whip®
    -Consume.
    This is a particularly tasty sandwich!!

    Another is one I’ve recently discovered that works for a protein boost at lunch to keep you satiated up and some times through dinner.
    -toast bread, wheat is recommended
    -Fry egg to hard
    -Slather toast with peanut butter
    -optional addition is iceberg lettuce leaf.

    (Men’s medium, entropy)

  209. tasty cucumber sandwiches!
    mix a block of cream cheese with chopped cucumber and leeks, salt & pepper, and put it on buttered toast(english muffin bread is the best)

    scurvy ladies m

  210. Not one of mine, but my big brother lived on Peanut butter and relish sandwiches when we were kids. (Got the recipe from a Charlie Brown cookbook) Nasty lookin’, but he loved them!

  211. This sandwich is out of season for my part of the w