What Should Stephen Colbert Do With His $1 Million in Super-PAC Money? People all over are making suggestions -and they’re not all “give it to me!”
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What we really need is a old-school role-playing video game based on the TV series Breaking Bad. Your role, of course, is the meth maker.
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Imagine the worst film adaptation of a board game you can imagine, and this will beat it. Adam Sandler will star in a movie based on the game Candyland.
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Sheep are pretty dumb, and tend to follow the sheep in front of them no matter what. When they go in circles and won’t stop, you’ve got a sheep cyclone.
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Two women drove down a boat ramp into a dark lake, but a sheriff’s deputy smashed the window and pulled them out just before the car sank. And it was all captured on his police car’s dashboard camera.
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Math whiz and entertainer Vi Hart is okay with Spongebob, Squidward, Patrick, and Gary, but that pineapple house? It’s just not realistic!
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When the best of the best break dancers get together for a tournament, one thing is guaranteed: they will make you feel awkward, graceless, and out of shape.
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A portable house that fits in your pocket? Thanks to space-age materials (and no furnishings), the inflatable Basic House might just do in an emergency.
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8 controversial Super Bowl halftime shows. Madonna is expected to try for a spot on the list with her performance this Sunday.
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10 Mad Scientists. No, not from the movies, but the real life models for that type of character.