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Morning Cup of Links: Awful Inventions
by Miss Cellania - February 3, 2012 - 5:16 AM
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NASA unveiled the New Blue Marble photograph of the Earth last week, which drew some criticism for setting North America front and center. Now there’s an alternate version from the opposite side.
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5 Terrible Inventions From Otherwise Great Inventors. Ya know, even the best players can’t hit home runs every day of their lives.
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It’s A Shame This Super Bowl Ad Will Only Air In Canada. It’s a feel-good story and will make you want to buy some… whatever it is they’re selling.
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The “safety net” that is supposed to catch the poorest of Americans before they slip to the bottom has a lot of holes in it. Existing programs have limits, are taking budget cuts, vary by state, or don’t cover those who need them most.
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What do you do when the star of your movie publicly disrespects an entire ethnic group that was featured prominently in the film? The producers of Mel Gibson’s How I Spent My Summer Vacation came up with a particularly clever way to turn lemons into lemonade.
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This Is What A Scientist Looks Like is a picture blog aiming to refute stereotypes about scientists. What, you were expecting Doc Brown and Dr. Frankenstein?
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Carl LaFong & the Spunk Holler Boys perform Shortnin’ Bread, with new lyrics. Listening may cause giggles and raised cholesterol levels.
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Donald Trump unexpectedly endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Political pundits can’t decide whether that’s a blessing or a curse.
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TRUE CRIME: The Very Strange Story of Squeaky Fromme. She missed participating in the Manson murders, but found her crime niche a bit later.

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Comments (15)
  1. Criticized for putting North America front and center? What’s wrong with putting the people who paid for the picture in the middle? Anybody who criticized that needs to get busy doing something else. Anything else.

  2. I agree with Dave. Ridiculous criticism.

  3. and i agree with Dave and Mac…
    I am sure if it were a photo released by the Russian Space program it would have highlighted Europe.

    Lighten the heck up, people!

  4. My neighbors complained that my family was front and center in our family portraits so we took another family portrait, but pointed the camera at my neighbors house.

  5. I, too, was surprised at the backlash over the new blue marble. People will complain about anything, but now I have two new desktop images to rotate!

    Hey, I made a pun!

  6. As a resident of Kiribati, I am offended by the second photograph’s Indian Ocean-centric perspective. We in the great Pacific Ocean always get the shaft when it comes to depictions of the Earth from space.

  7. I like that the second Blue Marble pic features Sub-Saharan Africa and the Arabian Desert, where internet usage is arguably lower than anywhere else in the world, and therefore less likely to be viewed by the inhabitants.

    But maybe this will appease the Somali pirates and they’ll stop hijacking people around the Horn of Africa.

  8. You think you have it bad, Banuera? Try being the president of the Sakha Republic in the Far Eastern Federal District of the Russian Federation. We span three time zones, but I’ve never seen any part of my homeland on a satellite image.

    How much musk oxen meat does it take to get a photo of Eastern Siberia snapped from the ISS or one of your many weather (read: spy) satellites? Throw me a bone, American astronauts!

  9. I’m usually fairly politically conservative, but that post about the safety net made me feel very unsettled.
    I really don’t think it is morally right for anyone to say “I’m not concerned with [insert cultural subgroup here]” ESPECIALLY if you want to lead them.

    Teachers can’t say “I’m not concerned with the super brilliant kids or the mentally challenged kids–I want to teach the 95% of kids in the middle.” We have to teach, and love, all our students. I just wish Washington worked the same way.

  10. I’m very conservative … gotta say, I wouldn’t vote for Romney under any circumstance. He’s a snake oil salesman. Same goes for Ron Paul.

    The whole “blue marble” thing is ridiculous. Who cares what continent is most visible in the picture? Does it really matter? Jeez Louise.

  11. army_wife,

    Are you old enough to remember the first time Gingrich had some power?

    If you are, it should be enough to make you run away from him. I say this as someone who was swept up in the conservative movement that put him in power in the 90′s. We were proven wrong then; let’s not repeat the mistake.

    My reluctant support for Romney can be summed up by this W.C. Fields quote:

    “Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.”

  12. American commercials are mostly all for fat people who need medicine; and we change the channel when they come on. In Canada, its like forget this show, bring on the commercials.

  13. Just to add a little fuel to the argument, there is a bar in Milwaukee WI (the famed “Safe House”) which features a map of the world over the main bar — as seen from a North Pole projection.

    -”BB”-

  14. Did you pick up on the writing on the side of the truck in Shortnin’ Bread? It’s hilarious!

    STEBO’S EMPORIUM
    Aura Adjustments Comb-Overs
    Psychiatric Counseling Notary Public
    Miscellanious BullShit Since 1910

  15. I’m offended that we took a picture of the earth in the first place. It seems a little stuck up doesn’t it? We could be taking pictures of far away galaxies and instead we decided to do a self-portrait highlighting the country NASA is based in? Despicable.

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