Comments on: Ape is enough

By: Phil

Phil — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:32:09 +0000

Koko may not be much of a conversationalist but at least she’s honest. If only everyone I met were as uncensored. Dates would certainly be more interesting.

Apparently “nipple” rhymes with “people.”

By: tarynkay

tarynkay — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:00:04 +0000

one of my friends has four year old twin boys (a lot like gorillas, but smaller) and one of them has been going through speech therapy. now that he’s finally intelligible, they’ve realized that he’s not saying very nice things. All this time they’ve been assuming he’s telling them he loves them or something, but really he’s been saying things like,”Let’s hurt daddy’s fingers!”

By: Abbi

Abbi — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 22:39:42 +0000

There actually have been a lot of instances of great apes (including chimps) in capitivity “harassing” their caretakers. Of course, this is just something that is totally acceptable in the wild and in certain corridors of Washington DC.

On another note, I can’t help but think that this inaugural blog was secretly dedicated to me!

By: Ransom

Ransom — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 21:05:34 +0000

Chris Phelps, if Koko catches you stealing her idea for a nipple drink, you’re gonna have one hairy patent fight on your hands.

By: Chris Phelps

Chris Phelps — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 19:44:52 +0000

If Gell-Mann could christen the quark from an obscure passage of Finnegans Wake, I think someone should produce a nipple drink called Go — you know, with a latex nipple tip instead of the usual mouth hole. Those energy drinks need a new companion.

By: Chris Higgins

Chris Higgins — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 17:16:12 +0000

I would like to see Koko chat with Alex, the parrot who understands the concept of zero. Alex can talk about his colored blocks, and Koko can go crazy with the nipple chat.

http://www.primidi.com/2005/07/09.html

;Chris

PS – Who is this handsome new blogger?!