Where Knowledge Junkies Get Their Fix
Jason English
Can I Offer You Something To Read?
by Jason English - February 8, 2008 - 10:23 AM

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When I work from home, I feel like a combination of Dr. Jason Seaver from Growing Pains and Howard Hughes in The Aviator. Productive, happy, and slightly insane.

Less time commuting means more time to work. But it also means more time to clutter things up. Going through my closet this morning, a big box of magazines poured out. My sneakers protected my toes from a debilitating paper cut. Next time, I might not be so lucky.

So, I need to unload 30 copies of mental_floss. As it’s in my best interest to increase subscriptions, we have a two birds/one stone situation. Plus, I have a drawer full of manila envelopes I’d also love to part with.

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bailey-mental-floss.jpgHere’s a chance to try before you buy (or in this case, subscribe). I will mail one (1) free issue to the first twenty people who leave a comment asking politely. I’ll email you back to get your contact info. And the first ten (10) people who send me an instant message (’flossyjason’ on AIM) will also receive a free magazine.

If you aren’t one of the lucky 30, you can start filling your own closets with mental_floss by subscribing today. (If you have really big closets to clutter, you can order the Complete-as-it-Gets set.)

I look forward to hearing from you.

Comments (48)
  1. I would LOVE an old issue of mental_floss!! Can you please send me one??

  2. Cheryl — I can. Though I only have excess copies of the last 3 or 4 issues. Still interested?

  3. I have always enjoyed your website and would love to look at the magazine. Can I have one too please?

  4. Jason,
    May I please have an old copy of Mental_floss? Thank you ever so kindly!

    Shelly

  5. Pretty, pretty please can I have a trial copy of mental_floss? Any one of the last 3 or 4 issues is fine with me. Thank you!

  6. May I pretty please with sugar on top have an issue??

  7. I love this website! I’d love a free issue. I have the games and two of the t-shirts. I don’t know why I
    don’t have the subscription too.

  8. Oh, could I please have an issue? I would treasure it!

  9. Please, kind sir, would it be possible for me to have an old copy of Mental_Floss? It would be truly a gift I would gratefully and fondly cherish forever.

  10. Please send a free issue if you are so inclined. I’d like to see if the paper edition is as good as the online. But I’d hate to be a bother. If it isn’t too much trouble, I’ll be in your debt.

    Thank you, kind sirs.

  11. Jason,
    I would also love to recieve copy of Mental_floss! May I please have a copy? Thank you so much.

    -Lindsey

  12. Jason,
    I would really like a old hardcopy of mental_floss. May I please have one sent to me?
    Thanks in advance!
    Paul

  13. I would also like an issue of Mental Floss please.

    thank you

  14. That’s a really great offer, May I have an issue please?
    Thanks
    Bryan

  15. May I please have a copy of mental_floss as well? I’d be delighted!

  16. Ooh ooh I would love one. Pretty pretty please!

  17. I love this website & magazine and just signed up for a subscription. I would appreciate if you did me a solid and sent me a free issue to see what I’ve been missing. I’d really appreciate it. Thanks!

  18. Please may I try a copy of Mental_floss? Thank you!

  19. If I could have a free magazine I would frame it on my office wall… After I read it of course.

  20. May I please have a copy of mental floss? Love it!

  21. I would dearly love an issue. Preferably not one of the last two, because I already bought those. :) But I’ll take what I can get, and I’ll like it! (I like to pass them on to a friend of mine living overseas.)

  22. I would be very pleased if you would send me a free copy of your magazine. I visit this site everyday and it would be nice to have a tangible copy! ; )

  23. Me too!

  24. I would be thrilled to receive a free issue of mental_floss. I recently bought a subscription for a friend and was jealous of my own gift. So please, sir, may I have one?
    Lindsey

  25. I would love a copy of your excellent publication. Please will you fill this humble request?

  26. me too, but I already have the religion and golden lobe issues. Presidents secrets maybe?

  27. I have tried on numerous occasions to convince my better half of the virtues behind a subscription to Mental Floss (marreid guys KNOW the woman controls the funds). So far she has not been swayed by my well reasoned lucid arguments. Unfortunately I’m not big on shopping (meaning I’d sonner go to prison wearing a dress than go into ANY store) so I haven’t made the effort to procure a copy on my own. I would be extremely grateful to receive a copy of Mental Floss in order to bring my wife around and secure my own subscription. Could you please find it in your heart to help me by sending me one of these issues?

  28. Darn it! There were only 16 requests when I started typing!

  29. Oh drat. Too slow. Dang my co-worker for swinging by during my crucial moment of opportunity!

  30. me, please. I’d like to check it out

  31. If somebody was not nice enough, even though I’m not in the top 20, can you please, pretty please send me one. Thank you oh kind sir.

    Best,
    Chris

  32. Please and Thankyou.
    Even If I am too late, manners still count.

  33. This darn thing called work kept me from being one of the first 20. But if I were one of the first twenty, I would politely and kindly request a copy, so that I could give it to my dad. That way, he’d see the virtues of mental_floss and subscribe, since I already have a subscription.

    Thank you

  34. Bummer…I’m too late (again…groan).

    Oh well, thank you for the offer. Next time I’ll try not to let work interfer with my daily flossing. ;-)

  35. I just heard you on the Lionel Show…

    Would love to try to buy…

    P.S. Great Web Site…

    Love and Light,

    Crystal Dave (The Wizard of Wyrd)

  36. Oh, yes, I’m the first one to post! I would like a copy please. :-)

  37. Oh shoot, my interweb tubes were clogged, and my post was too slow to go through. :-(

  38. i have always purchased each issue at a local news stand and your website makes my work day palatable. i think that two of my brothers would be huge fans of the magazine. however, tehy are both very miserly. So if there are any issues left at this point i would be very happy if you could send one to a sibling of mine.

  39. Fie and bugger, I missed the chance of a lifetime.

    :( Poor students can’t afford 13 dollar magazines…

    Sigh.

  40. Yes!! I’m definetly still interested!!

  41. Dear Jason,

    I rilley-rilley luvz your blog and torment my co-workers and friends with it daily. I am totally a Mental Floss junkie! If you happen to have an copy of the magazine at the end of this craziness I would be most honored to give it a home.

    Kindest Regards,

    Mary Jo

    (O pa-wezze, pa-wezze pick me… Pa-weeze!)

  42. All these kind folks begging you for things and no one asking how you are doing? How are you? It’s not about me, it’s about you. So what can we do for you? If it makes you feel good, then you may send me a past edition.

  43. I floss every day, actually several times a day. I just subscribed so I would really love to see one of the older issues before the 6-8 weeks processing time passes and I start receiving my very own copies. Could you kindly forward me an issue? It would truly be appreciated.

    Thank you so much and have a great day!

  44. Keep your magazines. I don’t want one. If you send me one, I’ll send it back. Honest, I will!

    (I figure since I’m so far down on the list, I might as well try reverse psychology, right?)

  45. Crap, I missed it!
    Well, i’ve subscribed for 2 or 3 years already, so maybe it wouldn’t be fair.

    Which reminds me, I gotta renew that once I get some cash.

  46. Please load up my mailbox with not used, but preowned copies of Mental Floss! Thanks.
    rjay

  47. looks like i am too late on this one, but i am a fan of the site, so maybe i should track down the print version and try it on for size. you guys certainly do great work here, i imagine no less in a physical format :)

  48. hi,

    if you have any left could i please have one? i really like your magazine but i only just now ordered a subscription(which hasn’t started coming yet) so I haven’t gotten to read it in a while. (^-^)

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