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Generally, I’m not the sort of fella who a) cares who’s on a group e-mail list or b) has the kind of time on his hands to waste scanning the CC field. But I did recently, only because the e-mail I’m referring to came from an intellectual celebrity and, I hoped, might include a bunch of other e-mail addresses from similar lofty minds.
When I’ve received e-mails from important folk in the past, I’ve always been intrigued by their addresses. Like, if Einstein sent you an e-mail, wouldn’t you be dying to know what he picked as his address? EmC2@yahoo?
So this CC list turned out to be a disappointment and a large waste of time. However, there was one address on the list that was identical to a vanity license plate I once saw. (While I can’t give it away, it did contain the old gr8 in it.)
This got me thinking about some people’s cute e-mail addresses, and how, at least for some, choosing an address is sort of like naming a boat. For instance, my parents know a podiatrist who named his boat “Toe Me In.” I’m not sure what the foot doctor’s e-mail address is, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there were another ped-pun in it.
What about you all? What’s the punniest e-mail address you’ve seen or, maybe even own? (Whatever you do, please don’t supply the post-@ portion!)
Another question: We need a word for people who enjoy sifting through group e-mail lists to see who else is on the thing. Or maybe the verb to do so. Anyone care to coin one?
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seemaid (noun) or seemaid-ing (verb) maybe…portmanteau for “search”, “email”, and address
posted by jayr on 2-22-2008 at 2:12 am
seemaid (noun) or seemaid-ing (verb) maybe…portmanteau for “search”, “email”, and “address”
posted by jayr on 2-22-2008 at 2:12 am
A friend has an “a” in the middle of thier last name, so they registered the domain for everything to the right of the “a”. Now their email address is simply their last name with “@” instead of “a” (plus the .com).
Oh, I’ll suggest “name diving” (as opposed to name-dropping).
posted by Doug Nelson on 2-22-2008 at 4:44 am
obstn8 is the e-mail of a dear friend of mine.
posted by jen on 2-22-2008 at 7:24 am
dotcom@dotcom.com
posted by Ira on 2-22-2008 at 7:31 am
I’ve never seen this one in real life, but I think it would be absolutely hysterical. I keep thinking I should try it just to offer my kudos to the guy.
hotmale at hotmail dot com
posted by Kristen on 2-22-2008 at 7:37 am
A good friend of ours uses Awkward@___.com. He is absolutely brilliant but is truly one of the more socially awkward people in the world when it comes to talking to chicks.
He also started the Awkward Club in high school and had an “Awkward” patch ironed to his lap-top bag…which he burned a hole into when he attempted to iron the patch on.
In the end he wins, though. He does IT for TasteyKake in Philly. Nummy nummy nummy.
posted by Jessica on 2-22-2008 at 7:52 am
Our last name is Ruff and so our email address starts with “ruffhouse…”
posted by Annette on 2-22-2008 at 7:53 am
One sure way to get on to catch a predator…Id8jlb8@pickanisp.com. Not mine, but funny.
posted by Gary on 2-22-2008 at 8:27 am
I have a friend whose email address is corncobsfornipples. He’s had it since he first got an email account, which would now be over decade ago!!!
posted by Summer on 2-22-2008 at 8:37 am
In my opinion, email names has pretty much evolved out of nice, cute and funny names. I guess the novelty wore off and most people just use their names now…
my favorite one was a friend using yeoldebarn@…
Most importantly I love coining words (even if this is my first time):
cc coming from carbon copy I would say:
Carbonning and Carbonner – which should be evolved ubt quickly into:
Carbing and Carber
Final Answer
posted by LordCrap on 2-22-2008 at 9:00 am
My dad’s email address was once anonymous@… I guess he didn’t want anyone to know who he was.
posted by morningside on 2-22-2008 at 9:05 am
I would like to add that my first choice was:
mailperv and mailperving
But I figured it would be more appropriate for people eavesdropping at your inbox while you’re emailing. Is there already a name for this?
posted by LordCrap on 2-22-2008 at 9:05 am
How about CCSeeing? And then, if you use those e-mail addresses for your own purposes (not just a reply all) you are CCSeizing.
posted by Jess on 2-22-2008 at 9:11 am
How about C-sieve or C-sieving?
posted by Hugh on 2-22-2008 at 9:15 am
might I add: CCSnooping and CCSnooper
posted by LordCrap on 2-22-2008 at 9:34 am
I do that all the time, because I know a lot of people who have a hard time keeping a stable e-mail address, so I keep up with some of them by peeking at what addresses mutual acquaintances are using for them. I refer to it as “mining” (which I guess is an inadvertent pun, since I’m digging for them and also making them “mine”), and I don’t grab anyone I don’t already know, because that seems like a spammer technique to me.
But if I were just looking to SEE who else is receiving what I’m receiving, it’s more like asking someone who invites you to a pary, “Who else is invited?” Maybe we could call it whoelsing. “I whoelsed that press release, and boy, howdy!”
posted by kittymama on 2-22-2008 at 10:12 am
I have used the same handle since the days of the CB radio craze: UGLY1. I am ugly1@xxxx.xxx
posted by Ken on 2-22-2008 at 10:19 am
Some possibilities:
MailMining
AddyAware
NameNuking
Love Jess’ ideas too
posted by Valerie on 2-22-2008 at 10:21 am
the funniest one i’ve seen was from a trumpeter:
i8areed@…com
being a music nerd, i thought i was funny…
posted by the creature on 2-22-2008 at 10:22 am
one of my friends in grad school’s last name is stitt, so his email address is holystitt@_____.com
hysterical.
posted by groanygirl on 2-22-2008 at 11:07 am
one of my friends in grad school’s last name is stitt, so his email address is holystitt@_____.com
hysterical.
posted by groanygirl on 2-22-2008 at 11:07 am
I use you81t00@
posted by mike on 2-22-2008 at 11:28 am
My brother-in-law seems to change his email address monthly, to whatever he thinks is funny at the moment. I think he has them all forwarded together since I don’t bother to change my address book anymore and they still get through.
posted by Sara on 2-22-2008 at 11:48 am
I used to teach college courses and I saw the most unprofessional email addresses from students emailing me. My school even warned people not to pick something stupid because they’d be stuck with it for at least the next four years. Didn’t stop anyone from having addresses such as sexygurl69@____.edu. I certainly hope they didn’t put those on their resumes.
Although I did hear of one kid whose email was superjew@___.edu. I laugh every time I think of that. And I had a friend at another school whose email was badmotherf*cker@______.edu. I’m surprised they let him do it, but props for a memorable address.
posted by Mandy on 2-22-2008 at 12:20 pm
i use myaccountname@__________.com
posted by Lou on 2-22-2008 at 12:31 pm
My first name is Colleen, and I’m 4′11. One day a friend gave me the nickname Smalleen. I’ve been using it as an e-mail address ever since.
posted by Colleen on 2-22-2008 at 12:38 pm
I know a guy named Steve, actually the former mayor of a small city here in southern California, who has a stutter (or is it a stammer?) and uses the e-mail address ssssteve@______.com.
posted by Matt on 2-22-2008 at 1:08 pm
An avid Tarheel fan and beach bum, my favorite vanity plate/e-mail address combo is “YouNSea@…” (UNC Tarheels)- I always see it in Wrightsville Beach, NC.
posted by Mary on 2-22-2008 at 1:28 pm
I came across an email one time, which I thought was hilarious. The guy’s name is Todd, and his used ReTodded@ as his email. Im pretty sure he used that email address for work purposes too.
posted by Mayra on 2-22-2008 at 1:32 pm
I must say the two favorite email addresses in my contact list are:
thedarklordspiffyhockeystick@
and
tomato_soup_in_my_coffee@
posted by Korin on 2-22-2008 at 1:36 pm
My main e-mail addy isn’t that big a deal but in the place where one is supposed to put one’s own name, I put “L. Rive Gauche.” It’s an elaborate pun. Anyone care to take a stab at it?
posted by BlogDog on 2-22-2008 at 1:52 pm
one of mine is whiskeyjaqz – my “pen” name, jaqz, whiskey, coz i’m a damn dirty drunk, and whiskeyjaqz as in qwhiskeyjack a badass yukon bird
posted by Jaqz on 2-22-2008 at 2:33 pm
One of my addresses is YBplain
posted by Paul on 2-22-2008 at 2:57 pm
I have a friend named Addison who is both an amazing drummer and an amazing drinker (the two seem to go hand in hand, yes?) who has the great email address of addrum@ _____.com
Mine is jillobiafra@____.com. My name is Jill and I’m a pretty big Dead Kennedys fan, so there you go.
posted by JHop on 2-22-2008 at 2:59 pm
It took me a while to find anyone in my address book who has a cute address, but I finally did: a couple named Helen and Ben whose last name starts with T had the e-mail address helbent@.
posted by kittymama on 2-22-2008 at 4:05 pm
You get those high school girly emails that are like “super_cute_angel_eternal_xxx_baby_sweetie_devil_69_princess_destiny_bliss_marshmellow” at blahblah.com
and you can never tell them apart.
I also have friends with “bobthebuilderrocksmysocks”
and “cometothedarkside wehavecookies”.
Oh, and a german friend of mine, their last name is “funk” so her brother’s email was “what the funk”.
posted by Ava on 2-22-2008 at 4:07 pm
My mother-in-law (72 years old) is named Barbara Cowan. When she got a computer and had the technician set up her email for her he gave her the handle: barcow@x.xxx
I laugh every time.
posted by Popsi_zen on 2-22-2008 at 5:48 pm
i used to have “deadletteroffice”
posted by kate on 2-22-2008 at 6:38 pm
One of mine is “suedoenyhm@ .com.
I work for a place where people can sign up to recieve emails. The funniest I’ve seen is “dontsendmethat@ .com.
posted by meri on 2-22-2008 at 7:02 pm
robnoxious@… for an obnoxious Rob. and he is.
posted by Mary Ann on 2-22-2008 at 8:05 pm
I don’t know many people with cool email addresses since UH just picks one for you based on some combination of your first, last, and/or middle names. Mine is just my last name @hawaii.edu. BUT! I have been inspired by this post and I think I’m going to make a new email address for myself: leahtard@blank.com. I hope it’s not taken already!
posted by Leah on 2-22-2008 at 8:38 pm
I love the silly ones my brother make up – but my favorites are their “was series…larrywas@xxx.com, billywas@xxx.com I guess they should do an “Is” series too…..
posted by Patti on 2-22-2008 at 8:48 pm
Well, my husband and I are musicians, we practice everyday, and my last name is DAILY (as in weekly, monthly, yearly) so our email is: dailymusicians@….
We thought that was appropriate.
My sister’s name is Amy Evelyn, but thats hard to pronounce so her email is amyeleven@….
really, thats all i’ve ever seen thats witty.
posted by ashley on 2-22-2008 at 9:48 pm
saw this once on a resume when i was a recruiter
freakychunkylover69@aol.com
posted by Chris Coultas on 2-23-2008 at 12:35 am
My last name is cho so my email is notchocheese@___.com What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
posted by tycho on 2-23-2008 at 2:21 am
Where I used to work, they had the ubiquitous “first initial last name” format for email addresses…which worked out really well for my friend C_____ Lang; I’ve called her “clang” every since!
posted by frodopal on 2-23-2008 at 4:43 pm
My employer utilizes the Websense program to make sure we’re not looking at things online they think we shouldn’t, and I tend to say things they think I shouldn’t, so one of my addys is
blockedbywebsense@—–.com
My husband has
disgustinganimal@—–.com
My friend April uses
beforemay@—–.com
At work our customers’ e-mail addys are displayed when we bring them up and it’s even better than just scanning CC lines. (No, I’m not saying where I work, but I *guarantee* you that everyone with similar systems does the same type of browsing!)
posted by Denise on 2-25-2008 at 8:01 pm
I have a relative with the last name Danger (pronounced dāng’ər although it looks like dān’jər) so his email is DangerMouse@….com
posted by Nina on 2-26-2008 at 3:34 pm
i have one that is
alisonisalways@
and one that is
alison_is_sometimes@
(though i don’t really use either :)
posted by alison on 2-27-2008 at 7:07 pm
My old ISP was AT&T, and they used the “home” domain name.
The email I always wanted to get my wife was
SheWhoMustBeObeyed@home.xxx
Self survival always kept me from doing so….
posted by Dave on 3-14-2008 at 8:57 am
A friend at work’s name is Ken Rock. He uses rockken@…com.
posted by Ellen on 3-14-2008 at 11:54 am
I work for sales a company where we send email order confirmations. One of the funniest emails I ever got, from a man whose name was Juan…was:
JuanOftheBest@…
say it out loud.
posted by Brooke on 5-2-2008 at 10:21 am