David K. Israel
On Music: Björn Türoque: air guitar legend
by David K. Israel - March 3, 2008 - 2:39 AM

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Malcolm Gladwell, author of Blink and The Tipping Point says, “Björn Türoque is so good that people with real guitars now have contests to see who can do the best imitation of his air guitar imitation.”

No joke.

bjornconan.jpgAnd today he’s all ours. Dan Crane, aka Björn Türoque, air guitar phenomenon and star of Air Guitar Nation is in the blog and giving away not one, but two prizes to two lucky readers. In my interview with him he’ll tell you that one of the most important things you need if you want to be a successful air guitarist is a great stage-name, like Björn Türoque for instance.

So let’s have ‘em! Enter as many times as you like, so long as each of your spectacularly creative stage-names is in a separate comment. Dan will pick his two favorites and one of you will get a copy of the movie Air Guitar Nation on DVD and the other a copy of his book To Air is Human.

Check out the Air Guitar Nation intro below and watch Björn unleash the full power of his airness. Then check out the exclusive mental_floss interview.

For those who want more Dan Crane, after the jump, check out the TV pilot Sound Bites he’s pitching to networks right now, starring those amazing dudes from Flight of the Conchords, as well as some more exclusive Björn Türoque footage.

Air Guitar Nation intro

Björn Türoque exclusive interview


Sound Bites with the Flight of the Conchords guys

Björn Türoque plays “In the Air Tonight,” exclusively for mentalfloss.com

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Comments (79)
  1. Rakheem Rol

  2. Aislay De Geetars

  3. Ai Rok

  4. Sliced Bread

  5. Dominita Theyacks

  6. Yo that movie rocked.

    Jack Axmann

  7. T-Rox

  8. If I was a woman, it would be Helen Damnation

    I, myself, would be an air guitar superhero called Shred Man with my able technician Finger Tap.

  9. Helen Lixx

  10. Axe Likker

  11. Axe Lixx

  12. Captain Kitty

  13. Suzie Van Pickenstein

    or

    “Tramp” Van Der Pickmeister.. “Tramp Meister” for short.

  14. “Starla Clinton”

    or

    “Betty the Punisher”

  15. Sturm Durango

  16. Dutch Windmills

  17. Sheila Shredz

  18. Chain Saw

  19. BeefX O’van

    Chris…..Dutch Windmills is the sweetest name ever! That name should win!

  20. Mo’ Rok

  21. “The Draftsman” -he will blow you away or just make you put on a sweater.

  22. Mies van der Roke

  23. Mjolnair – Hammer of the Gods

  24. Strum Thurmond

  25. Aslo Vunderstitten

  26. Eirhedz Schredenruehl

  27. Flailin’ Jimmy

  28. Finger Bleedin’ Good

  29. Mort d’Bores

  30. Callus MacFret

  31. AIMG (pronounced to rhyme with “mange” and standing for “Ace is my God”)

  32. One name…paczki (pronounced poonch-key)

    a. it looks cool
    b. If people were going to a show and they mispronounced it those who happen to be privy to the pronunciation could be condesending, which gives it an air on pretension which all real rocks stars need
    c. it means jelly doughnut in polish so your tagline could be “ich bin ein berliner” and it would be true

  33. Amp Lee

  34. Strummer Amp

  35. Pick Slide…only because it’s the coolest move in rock.

  36. Waylon Fretz

  37. Herr Geetar

  38. Airy King (think Slayer)

  39. BrrWrite BrunNet

  40. Boo Princezzz

  41. Oovefour Alll

  42. The Shadow of Smoke

  43. This is awesome.

  44. Shred McManus

  45. Thanks Amos! You just made my day.

    And umm…. Silent Townshend?

  46. Dusty Sanchez

    …not too be confused with his cousin.

  47. Airic Clapton

  48. Tjurn Ittup

  49. Joaquin Wohl

  50. Shred Nugent

  51. Ted Wyman. It’s combo of Ted Nugent and Bill Wyman

  52. Miko Spinz (Mee-k-o)

  53. Helen Keller.

  54. Starr Laroque

  55. Starr Larocque

  56. Fender Hindenburg

  57. Faux Orrfrend

  58. seth pistols
    or
    Francois leChainsaux

  59. Bee Sharp (B#)

    Goes well in an argument too.
    “Hey there is no such note!”
    “On the air guitar, there is!”

  60. Les(ser) Paul

  61. Pinch-a-Monique

  62. Strat-O-Blaster

  63. Mad Air
    or Madd Aire

    Sounds cool to me, anyway.

  64. Air Mon Grrrrink

    Bad Axe Whammybar

    Aermotor (name of an old windcharger)

    Bangin Olufson

    Twisted in the Wind

  65. Hugh Manatee

  66. Flieger Angrif

    (Air Raid in German)

  67. Nnnnnnccccggghhhhhhh

    Pronounced by snorting in through your nose.

  68. Sven Gali

  69. Al Keida

    axe of the apostles

  70. Luft Waffen

  71. sky ghost

    sky riders

    ghost glider

    sky drifter

    Listen to its message

  72. Herr Mëtul!

  73. Oops, I pasted the wrong one in. I meant to enter:

    Herr Metül

    Not that the umlaut actually has anything to do with the pronunciation. Like all metal bands, it is purly decorative. And it looks cooler!

    Yay!

  74. Lix Von Eargasm…….Better Be Good!

  75. Publik Sax

  76. Saxin Public

  77. okayy okay this one.
    FloorRest Scent

  78. Bend Errr

  79. Tammmi Wammmieee

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