Comments on: Weekend Word Wrap: The Best Pun IN THE WORLD!! Competition

By: Nathan Miller

Nathan Miller — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:04:05 +0000

To build off of Karensa’s, some puns I remembered on my trip to the Art Institute:

* If you have no Monet, then you are Baroque.
* You have to step on Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Also, my friend has a father who is a geologist, and he would be unhappy were I to leave these guys out:

* Geology Rocks! Don’t take it for Granite!
* Geology is the Schist!
* Geologists are Gneiss!

By: Kevin

Kevin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:38:08 +0000

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but saran wrap for underwear the psychiatrist takes one look at him and says ‘ I can clearly see you’re nuts’.

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, ‘You man the guns, I’ll drive.’

(simple as pi- Lg)

By: christa

christa — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:03:54 +0000

A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”

(fibonacci mens M)

By: Amy

Amy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:22:02 +0000

Even w/ all the ‘pun’-nishingly wonderful entries I’ve submitted ;-) , I think there’s room for some others in the Finaliststs:

That includes Karensa’s ARTfully composed entry, Andrew E’s – ‘Slack Toes’ and Adrienne’s ‘Cat Who Chewed…’

By: kerensa

kerensa — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:10:10 +0000

am i too late??!!? :(

A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was: “I had no MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing TOULOUSE!”

By: Amy

Amy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:36:19 +0000

It was ‘Showtime at the Salad Bar’, and the Iceberg, Bibb, and Romaine were leading things off with a rousing rendition of ‘Lettuce Entertain You’.

Pavlov, long sleeved womans small

By: Amy

Amy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:31:32 +0000

Mark Antony was well known for his corn chowder, and all of Rome lined up for a bowl. One day, he was gathering the ingredients for yet another batch when he discovered he had run out of corn, and that the market was not yet open. In his panic, he ran into the street where a sizable crowd had already formed, and cried :”Friends, Romans, countrymen… lend me your EARS!”

Pavlov long sleeved womans small

By: Xavier

Xavier — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:43:38 +0000

A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bar tender says “We don’t serve pieces of string around these parts!” So the piece of string walks back outside, messes his hair up really good and twists his body up a little and walks back into the bar and orders a beer again. The bar tender looks at him and asks “Hey! Weren’t you that piece of string that just walked in here a minute ago?” The string says “I’m afraid not.”

(“I’m a frayed knot.”)

Pythagoras in Small, please.

By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 13:59:24 +0000

Forgot – Womans small, Pavlov long sleeve

By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 13:56:42 +0000

Amy was energized by her intensive Monday through Friday gym sessions, which had buffed and toned her body to perfection; nevertheless, by the time Saturday and Sunday (the two days she allowed herself to skip working out)arrived, she admitted feeling a little weekend.