
Frank Alvarado took advantage of a Donut Delite van as the driver was making a delivery in Toledo, Ohio. He led officers on a chase that reached speeds of 100 miles per hour. Nine police vehicles from two counties and one city force were in pursuit before the truck was stopped.
“What strikes me as a bit out of the ordinary in this case is the number of officers who were able to respond,” said Rich Vander Mey, assistant Tama County Attorney. “I don’t know whether the fact that the stolen vehicle contained donuts has anything to do with that.”
Donut Delite donated their goods to the police officers involved in the chase.

After Beth and Brian Willis of Newcastle, England lost their two beloved doogs, they heard about Princess Diana wearing a dog fur stole. Inspired, they collected dog hair from their carpets and brushes, and had it spun into yarn, which Mrs. Willis used to knit two sweaters. Mr. Willis wears his dog hair sweater every Saturday when he goes into town.
A German woman is suing a hospital in Hochfranken, Bavaria for malpractice, aftert the performed the wrong operation. She was to have surgery on her leg, but the clinic confused her with an incontinence patient. The unnamed woman received a new anus instead. She is looking for another hospital to operate on her leg.
Brain surgeon operates with DIY drillBritish neurosurgeon Henry Marsh uses an expensive medical drill when he does brain surgery in London. But when he travels to Ukraine twice a year to perform free surgery at the clinic of colleague Igor Petrovich, he uses a £30 Bosch 9.6 volt battery-operated hand tool.
“There’s not a huge difference,” he said. “The drill is Igor’s solution. It’s simply an ordinary drill which he uses with the standard medical drill bits.”
Every Easter, dozens of voluntary crucifixions take place in the Philippines, as men re-enact the flagellation and crucifixion of Jesus with real whips and nails. The Philippine department of health issued a warning for participants to have tetanus shots beforehand, and to check the cleanliness of the whips used to guard against infection.
Maxine Killingback of Deptford, England was sitting on the toilet when a rat bit her! She jumped up and flushed the rat, using a plunger to keep him from escaping. She had to barricade the toilet because there were other rats trying to get out. The local housing council told her it would be three weeks before they could do anything about it. Killingback left her home for the night.

Agents from the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission raided Bayou Bob’s Brazos River Rattlesnake Ranch in Palo Pinto county and seized 411 bottles of unlicenced vodka. Each bottle also contained a ten-inch rattlesnake. Bob Popplewell, the owner of Bayou Bob’s, is expected to face charges of selling alcohol without a permit. Alcohol containing snakes or scorpions is popular in Asia, where it is believed to have aphrodisiac properties.
A 45-year-old man in Amsterdam stole a package of meat from a supermarket was spotted by a store employee. The shoplifter was so intent on making a getaway that he drove away and left his 12-year-old son behind. Police contacted the man through his son, but he refused to come pick up the boy, saying the police should contact his mother instead. The man eventually turned himself in.
Well, here’s to hoping Mr. and Mrs. Willis never get caught in the rain while wearing their new sweaters. Although on a side note (and I say this as a proud papa of two dogs), I would probably increase the frequency of my vacuuming if I discovered enough dog fur in my carpets to knit two sweaters.
posted by Roger on 3-21-2008 at 7:59 am
We used to have a Labrador who would shed like crazy in the summer, and we talked about collecting her fur from the brushes and knitting it into a sweater…
but if these people could find enough dog hair on the floor and in brushes to knit two sweaters after the dogs had died…that’s just a little gross. No, a lot gross.
posted by Eileen on 3-21-2008 at 9:26 am
That’s exactly what I thought when I first heard the story.
posted by Miss Cellania on 3-21-2008 at 9:44 am
the woman who killed the rat seems to have an appropriate last name.
posted by the creature on 3-21-2008 at 10:13 am
Philippines not Phillipine
Sorry…it was buggin’ me.
posted by leila on 3-21-2008 at 5:01 pm
Aack! Sorry about that. I ar not a gud spellar. I’ll fix it.
posted by Miss Cellania on 3-21-2008 at 5:29 pm
You’re awesome for fixing it…you didn’t have to though :) As always, love your articles.
posted by leila on 3-21-2008 at 11:53 pm
I can’t believe I’m going to be saying this. It’s incredibly tasteless and lame.
But it looks like I must.
Talk about ripping someone a new one…
*is now banished from existance*
posted by Freezair on 3-22-2008 at 1:59 am
My grandfather told me whern I was little that he had a friend in Queens back in the day that had the same problem as Ms.Killingback – she was sitting on the toilet when a rat jumped out of it and bit her. I was afraid to go to the bathroom for the rest of that day.
posted by Liz on 3-23-2008 at 7:26 pm