Jason English
Hobbies, Stupid Bets, Naming Conventions and Terrible Movies
by Jason English - March 21, 2008 - 9:52 AM

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squash.jpgThe other day, citing a long-standing partiality for indoor racquet sports, Mangesh casually mentioned he’d signed up for squash lessons. This bold move has inspired me to consider a new hobby of my own. I’ll never follow through, but it’s still fun to ponder. So far, my top three choices are the harmonica, Wii Bowling, and coming up with better hobby options. A two-part first question:

1a) What’s your hobby?

1b) If time were no object, what new hobby would you pursue?

2) What’s the strangest thing on which you’ve wagered? My friend Josh won big money when Cardinal Ratzinger was named Pope. Another friend stands to win his “death pool” if Chemical Ali reaches the gallows. And I once won a bet over whether “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits was originally a Bruce Springsteen song. (It was not.)

3) Here’s one for the parents out there: How’d you name your kids? After a friend or relative? Historical figure? Fictional character? If you don’t have kids but still want to play, where’d your name come from?

4) Yesterday, I received this passionate email:

Recently, I was on a forum discussing our favorite “worst movies.” Somebody came in and brought up “Head,” and said that Mental Floss had declared it the Worst Film Ever.

Nonsense! “Head” may not be “Citizen Kane” or “The Godfather” or what-have-you, but it’s certainly not the worst film ever. Countless Italian zombie movies have to be worse. “Mystery Science Theater 3000″ showed much worse.

Even in the category of oddball acid-trip movies, “Head” isn’t the worst. (In fact, it’s probably one of the better ones.) When your competition is stuff like “Skidoo” (see Carol Channing in her bra and panties!) or “Myra Breckinridge” (Rex Reed gets a sex change and becomes Raquel Welch!), you’ve really got to suck to be the worst.

So, I’d like to correct you: “Head” is nowhere near the worst film ever.

Now, I don’t remember any formal mental_floss discussion of the worst movies ever, and I’ve never seen Head. Not sure exactly where in the horrible movie rankings it belongs. So I’ll toss the question out here: What deserves the title of Worst Film Ever?

5) One last question, from reader Sumner in Hattiesburg, Mississippi:

Dear Smart People:
I am about to join a girls roller derby team and I need your help. A roller derby name at its best should to be tough, somewhat promiscuous, and witty (this is where you come in.) I have racked my brain trying to come up with a suitable alter-ego name for my shy, everyday self. I have played a little with Joan of Arc, Molly Ringwald, Annie Hall (Annie Maul) and even the great Mary Tyler Moore. I would appreciate any input, throw in some new ones! I thought if there was anyone to do it, it would be you lovely people. Thanks!

Can we help her out?

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Comments (38)
  1. 1a) Record Collecting and Cooking.

    1b) Learning to cook Thai food in Thailand, Indian food in India, Malay food in Malaysia… You can see where this is going…

    2)My sister and I used to bet on everything when we were kids… We never settles the bet whether the Tomato is a fruit or a vegetable… Yes, technically it is a fruit, but it is classified as a vegetable… Still, neither of us have paid up, even 30 years later.

    3) No kids… I’m “The Third”, so you can fill in the rest…

    4)Worst film ever? “Birth of a Nation”. Anyone who’s had to suffer this 3 hour film about the beginning of the KKK is (or was) a Film Student… Miserable.

    5) How’s about Betty Rubble? Or something with Miss… Miss Adventure. Miss D. Meaner (or Misty Meaner)…

  2. 1a) Biking and swimming are my “physical” hobbies. But living in Michigan makes these challenging! I also like to read and write. Gack! I am so boring!
    1b) For me, it’s more of “if asthma wasn’t a factor”. I would love to learn to play tennis or racquetball. For that matter, I’d love to be able to ride my bike up hills without using the puffer.

    2) I used to judge people by whether or not they knew that the name of the song was “Baba O’Reilly” and not “Teenaged Wasteland” (I know! Too shallow!! :)). I once had someone actually bet me. This was in the days before the Internet was readily accessible. I forget how we actually proved it, but I won a beer!

    3) Childless by choice, but we named our dog Buddy after President Clinton’s dog.

    4) Recently, I would have to say “AI” and “Sideways”. When I die, I want those four hours of my life back.

  3. 1a) needlepoint/crossstitch/knit/crochet/pretty much anything your grandma does while watching “her stories” (this is not at all meant to be deroggatory as I have many fond memories of my grandma teaching me how to do all that while watching “her stories”) that I just happen to do at 22

    1b) wine tasting. I’m still on the college girl mentalitiy that wine comes from a box.

    2)When we were younger, my sister and I had a bet with my dad that if we could videotape him snoring, we would get Happy Meals WITH apple pie..man that was a good day.

    3) No babies for me for the next couple years (I hope), but my mom had my name picked out to be Caitlyn and apparently never communicated that to Daddy-o. There were some issues with my birth so they asked me dad to name me cause my mom was pretty sick and he got the name right but the spelling wrong. My dad probably had to buy her a happy meal and an apple pie to make up for it…

    4) worst movie ever 1- Napolean Dynamite
    worst movie ever 2- Jeepers Creepers

    5) go with one of those name puzzles (first street you lived on, favorite candy, first pet, favorite color, blah blah blah.)Those are always good for laughs.

  4. We named our son Rayden for two reasons…

    One we wanted something unique and at the time (6.5 years ago) we did not hear any of these “*ayden” names (Jayden, Cayden, Aiden etc)

    Our one stipulation is the name had to begin with the letter R (me = Rodney mom = Rebbecca)

    when Rayden was about a year old we started hearing all these “*ayden” names all over the place, so much for unique!

    and no Mortal Kombat had nothing to do with the choice, in my wife’s 3rd trimester I actually was pushing for a different name because I didn’t want everybody (my age) to relate his name to Mortal Kombat.

  5. 1a – With a family, full-time job and as a full time student, I waste my only leftover time on the internet :(

    1b – Photography, learn the piano, rock climbing

    2 – I won $50 on the spelling of the city of Pittsburgh, PA – a bet that would only be made with someone familiar with Pittsburg (no h), Kansas

    3 – We went through one of those baby-name books – I read the names to my husband and he told me which ones he liked, I put those on a list and I ranked the ones he’d selected. We took the top names and came to a consensus. We ended up with Katherine – but I’m not sure if it had anything to do with me reading Katharine Hepburn’s biography at the time or our time spend watching Star Trek Voyager with its Captain Kathryn Janeway (who was also played by a “Kate”). There was no debate over the middle name – we were both big Cubs fans, so she got her middle name from Mark Grace :)

    4 – Worst movie I ever sat through – Pay It Forward. Close second – Kuffs.

  6. 1a) My hobbies include reading anything and everything, writing, looking EVERYTHING up on Wikipedia (it fascinates me…) and Pilates. I recently began taking comedy writing classes, too.

    1b) I’ve always wanted to play the violin and/or fiddle, but I don’t even know how I’d get started on that.

    3) No kids, I’m still a youngin’… but my parents were convinced I was going to be a boy, so I was supposed to be Michael. When I was born they had no name for me, so I suppose I suffered a bit of an identity crisis for the first hours of my life. They chose the name Pamela because it was pretty and different…but my older sister had a “mean” babysitter named Pam and was so mad that my parents gave me that name that she just called me “Little Sister” for a couple weeks (she was 8 at the time).

    4) Well I hated the movie “The Departed”, but clearly everyone else in the world loved it, so it can’t be the worst movie ever made…

  7. 1a. Playing Bass/ Writing Music and longboarding
    1b. More of 1a.

    2. I won 20 bucks and free beer betting somone I could down a whole shot (which was under a hat) without touching the hat.

    3. If we have a boy Jonah (just sounded cool) If we have a girl, Amelie (movie)

    4. Worst Movie = The Forgotten

    5. Norma Bates
    Lizzy Borden
    Sinderella
    Helen Wheels
    Ms. Bathory
    Marilyn Morose
    Lady Two Lumps

  8. 1a – Reading, discovering new music, cooking, and, as I am fast on my way to becoming a foodie, I suppose I should add eating to the list.

    1b – Earning a pilot’s license. Oh, to dream.

    2 – I bet my uncle that the Diamondbacks would beat the Yankees in the 2001 World Series; apart from the spectacular (and nearly catastrophic) collapse of Byung-Hyun Kim, that was a sweet win indeed. He still owes me lunch.

    3 – Childless currently, but as a kid, I was under the impression that the longer the name, the prettier the moniker; therefore, I wanted to name my children Yolanda and Francisco. Fran-cis-co. Also was fascinated with rhyming names for twins, i.e. Lacey and Stacey, Misty and Kristy, etc. Perhaps I should actually remain childless..

    4 – National Security. Worst. Movie. Ever. Closely followed by Maid in Manhattan. Both also happen to be the offered fare on an international flight in which I was sandwiched between two screaming, bickering, whining families. Neat.

  9. 5) My girlfriend is in derby and I’ve spent far too much time thinking up cool names for derby girls. To get it started, look at using your own name (everyone will eventually call you by your derby name and it’s easier if you’re already used to responding to it.) Fortunately, your name lends itself to any of the following:
    – Cruel Sumner (Bangles Version of course)
    – Sumner Of (#69 – fun with Bryan Adams)
    – Suddenly Last Sumner (You get the idea – search lyrics for songs with Summer in it, replace. Plenty of ideas there)

    Here are some ideas along the lines of your requests:
    Joan Dark (Thanks “Clone High!”)
    Joan Aardvark (You’d have a trademark/mascot)
    Annie Sprawl
    Annie Squall (Oooh, stormy)
    Tam-Annie Hall (Old School Political Reference there for ya)
    Mary Trailer Poor (Pants suits from Goodwill will get the point across well)

    As I think of more, I’ll drop by.

  10. 1a) I collect antique cameras.

    1b) If time were no object, I would learn to play the cello (always wanted to do that since watching AirWolf back in the ’80′s! My wife plays strings, as do two of my kids, but I still would love to be able to play myself.) If money were no object I’d collect old cars. Jay Leno is my hero.

    2) I’m not a betting man, so wagers are pretty rare. The last time I made a bet it was on the outcome of a presidential election, and I lost. Picked the right candidate, but was way off on the point spread.

    3) Our kids first names were picked pretty randomly; we picked names that we liked, then were amazed at how the definitions behind the names ended up being pretty true to the people they were. Their middle names were after relatives.

    One oddity about my name; I have two middle names. I’m #8 of 9 kids, and my folks thought I’d be the last, so I ended up with three names. First name after my Dad, second name after my Mom’s favorite cousin, third name after my maternal grandfather. Mom thought people might tease my about my first name, so I’ve gone by my second name since birth. Oh, then four years later they had to scrounge a bit to find a name for my baby brother.

    4) Don’t know where I’d start with this one; I’ve seen some real losers, but the names escape me just now. I’ll have to think on that one…

    5) “Just Desserts” sounds like a good roller derby pseudonym.

  11. I unicycle. I own three: a 20″ freestyle for indoors stuff like uni hockey, a 24″ mountain unicycle for off-road fun, and a 29″ road unicycle for distance/touring. I’m currently training to participate in a 10-mile bike ride, but next year I hope to do the 25-mile ride, and eventually the 40-mile ride. It’s on very hilly terrain, though, so I’ve got a lot of leg strengthening to do.

  12. 1a) Reading, watching movies, playing board games! And traveling.

    1b) It’s a toss up between photography and more travel, particularly the international variety. If time and money were no object, I could also see the two of these fitting together nicely.

    2) I don’t bet much, but I did pick Belmont over Duke on my bracket this year, which was tantalizingly close.

    3) My mom was convinced I would be a boy (not sure why she was so certain, since I was her first kid) and wanted to name me Michael (so original for 1984, hmm?) My name is the only girl name mom and dad both liked, and my middle name is a generic, fit-with-everything pick.

    4) “Happy Accidents” was really terrible. “A Walk to Remember” also stunk. Those were both courtesy of a good friend of mine who sadly has terrible taste in movies.

    But worse than both of these would be “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen”. My roommate inexplicably rented it (she also has terrible movie taste). I knew within the first three minutes that I was witnessing terribleness of an exquisite sort. I watched the whole thing out of sheer morbid curiosity.

    5) Starla Clinton. It’s a blend of toughness, fear-inducement, and a touch of white trash badness. It’s what I would choose, for sure.

  13. 1a) I play an on-line computer game. I am unable to get out much so it is my outlet.

    1b) If I were able I would chase my life long dream of getting my Master License being the captain of a personal yacht.

    2) Don’t remember the last bet I made other than on the ponies.

    3) No kids that I know off and I’m named after my father and his father.

    4) The most recent movie that I sat through even though I knew it was rated as ‘worst ever’ was “Battlefield Earth” It lives right up there or should I say down there with “Plan 9 from Outer Space”

  14. Got nothing but for 5):

    Mary TellMeMore

  15. 1a) used to be playing music, now is birding

    1b) if time were no object, I’d like to live to 103 and die in a whorehouse fight – an admirable hobby, to be sure

    2) strangest wager? Hmmmm, dunno. I once bet a pit boss in Wendover, NV, that I could throw five yo’s (11 on a comeout bet) in a row. Walked away from the table with $37,000 and a week’s comp in the Presidential Suite. Other than that most unlikely of occurances, I don’t make odd wagers. I bet my best friend in elementary school that I could hold my breath longer than he could. We passed out about the same time.

    3) One kid, born 1971. Wife wanted Eric, I wanted Brian. So he got two first names, neither of them memorable, although Eric became quite trendy about that time.

    4) Bad movies? I’ve seen so many, couldn’t pick just one

    5) Roller derby names?

    How about: Apokolyps (apologies to Jack Kirby), Mistress Payne, Stealth, Shock’n'Awe, Little Red Riding Hood, Black’n'Blue, Clothesline Kate, the Intimidator (apologies to Dale E.), DeeDee Tee, Helen Wheelz… ah heck, my brain’s getting sore. Use any of them if you want, just put a sticker on your spandex giving me credit…

  16. I heard the producer named the Monkees movie Head so that they could put out a sequel and say “From the producer who gave you Head”. Don’t know if its true or not. But its kind of funny either way. The worst movie is Hitch.

  17. 1a) Reading and playing football (total opposite ends of the spectrum)

    1b) skydiving and writing books (good books)

    2)I usually venture on oddities, like eating a raw onion, or a garlic clove, tablespoon of vinegar. I look to find someone crazy enough to take me up on the bet…usually they’re not sober.

    3) Would have to be all historical greats (none yet) Alexander could be possible.

    4) the one that instantly comes to mind, is “The Hulk” horrible movie, played on 12 hours flights REPEATEDLY while I was traveling..the other one was “Sky Captain and the world of tomorrow” I think… very bad especially being that I was stuck on another 8 hour flight.

    5) This may not work for you but I like it… The Rack

  18. 1a- I’ve been crocheting since I was fourteen; I also read almost anything I can get my hands on.
    1b- Kiteboarding
    2- never gamble
    3- no kids for me but I still can’t get over how my cousin chose her son’s name:she had a cat whose name was NEMO passed away while she was pregnant. The day she found out it was a boy, she decided to visit the cat’s grave. She walked up the grave from behind so the name was upside down to her, so it would read OWEN. Yes, unfortunately her son is named after the cat. I was horrified when my dad relayed this to me.
    4- ‘The assassination of Jesse James…’ couldn’t finish it to save my life.

  19. Yeah, sorry about being so passionate about “Head.” It’s not the best nor the worst movie ever made; it’s simply a fun, goofy little piece of psychedelia.

    I couldn’t possibly decalre any movie “worst ever” (there are too many I’ve never seen), but “Pearl Harbor” deserves a mention for taking a huge national tragedy and ignoring it in favor of a stupid love-triangle. That’s not even taking into account the physical and historical inaccuracies; as another Internet acquaintance put it, “That’s what happens when you research WWII with cocktail napkins.”

  20. 1a) I ski in the winter and garden in the summer. I train and play with my dogs everyday.

    1b) I would love to play the bagpipes. The question hit it right. I started and ran out of time one summer. Rats!

    2) I once bet a friend of my Dad’s that I would ask a woman I had just met at a family wedding to marry me. She was a bridesmaid, 10 years my senior (I was young back then) and drop dead gorgeous. He still owes me 50 bucks! (She said no, by the way.)

    3) I have no kids, but will someday have to find a patient woman. I like the weird and/or geeky names. I would love to have a boy and name him Helix.

    4) I might go with more recent Star Wars films, maybe just because expectations were high and delivery so low…

    5) Fluffy the Detonator

  21. Popping around the internet, I found the McSweeny’s list of Roller Derby names for Literary Majors. Most of them I’m suspecting have been taken, but it might also give you a jumping off point.

  22. 1. reading, watching tv and movies (most recently by Netflixing!!!)

    1b. get my pilot’s license. travel.

    2. Used to go to the dog races in Sarasota, FL. Had some luck, but that was 20 years ago.

    3. No kids. I’m named after both of my grand mothers, but have always used a shortened version of my middle name. New parents out there DO NOT do this to your kids. It is so frustrating when filling out forms for places like the doctor’s office and they only ask for first name and middle initial. No matter what you say, they refuse to call you by the name you go by. Ok, rant over:)

    4. Perfect. starring John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis was the absolute worst movie EVER. It’s the only movie I’ve actually walked out on. I did stay about 30-40 minutes and then couldn’t take it any more. Also, I’ve noticed that both John and Jamie Lee have curiously neglected to include that movie on their IMDB listing. hmmmm.

  23. 1a. I sew and read. How’s this for a nerdy hobby, I like to research things. I’m also a gamer. Oh, and I’ve been putting together a swingset/fort thingie for my kids that’s taken so long it’s now a hobby.

    b. If time were no object, I’d like to learn to play the guitar. Secretly, I wish I were crafty and could make neat things.

    2. I’ve never wagered on anything.

    3. First child is Xavier, named by my husband after Professor X. Middle name is Alexander after Alexander the Great.

    Second child was named by my mother in law after her boss’ granddaughter, Olivia. (weird story there) Middle name is Marie, which is a family middle name. Going back about 200 years, all first born girls, except me, have that middle name.

    Third child is Gideon after a character in a book. Like the genius I am, it didn’t occur to me that it’s also the name of those bibles in hotel rooms. Middle name is Maxwell, from my husband’s love of coffee.

    4. Hm, worst movie? Mixed Nuts. Concept sounds funny, good cast, but awful.

    5. No idea on a roller derby name, but I really like some of the other suggestions.

  24. 4) The Stupids

    5) The first post gave me a great idea. Betty Rumble.

  25. 4. “Captain Ron,” the only movie that ever made me walk out of the theater (good thing the screening was free in the first place)

  26. It has come to my attention that mental_floss did, in fact, declare “Head” to be the worst movie of all time, way back in the Jan/Feb 2004 issue:

    Worst Film
    Competition for this title was pretty stiff (Mariah Carey’s “Glitter” and various Pauly Shore flicks all made strong showings), but we had to go with “Head,” the 1968 movie starring the Monkees. First off, it only grossed $16,111 in ticket sales, and while we’re not exactly sure how to adjust that for inflation, we’re pretty sure that qualifies as a massive flop. But ridiculously bad performance in theaters is hardly as embarrassing as the fact that Jack Nicholson (yes, that Jack Nicholson) wrote the movie, or the fact that the producers (which also included Nicholson) decided not to promote the movie as a film about the Monkees for fear that it would turn away “serious critics.” In fact, believing that a movie about the Monkees could attract serious critics (before or after a viewing) might also make it a contender for the worst judgment call.

  27. Not to be antagonistic, but measuring a movie by its box-office is hardly an indicator of quality. (Just remember, “Citizen Kane” flopped when it came out.)

    Fun facts: Movies that did worse than “Head” (which had a comparatively low budget of $750,000) include “An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn” ($45,000 gross on a $10 mil budget), “Freaked” ($29,000 on $12 million), “The Hottie and the Nottie” ($27,000 on $9 million) and “Zyzzyx Road,” which on a budget of $1.2 million, earned about $20. All of these are theatrical sales, mind you; more money presumably is made in home-video sales. (Source: Wikipedia article, linked on name.)

  28. That, and ‘Head’ is really pretty good.

  29. Great Questions!
    1a) photography, reading
    1b) travel and wine tasting (preferably together!) and maybe agility training for dogs- looks fun!
    2)I hate betting and just never do it
    3)I had a ton of rules for naming our kids- they couldn’t be named after any living relative (too confusing), couldn’t have names in the top 100 list (too confusing when they get to school), and for some reason I realized I prefered 2 syllable names.
    4) Dude Where’s My Car? I can’t believe my husband and I survived our first date, let alone got married, given that was our evening’s entertainment.
    5) My wit is escaping me on this front.

  30. 1a: read, soduku, do puzzles.

    1b: travel extensively, train enough to complete a century ride, learn another language (or two or three…) proficiently, take cooking lessons, learn how to play an instrument… etc etc. The ironic (sad) thing is I have time (my job has 3 12-hour shifts/week so I have 4 days off/week), I’m just lazy!

    2: I’ve never made a weird bet, but my brother once ate a dead fly for $5… does that count?

    3: No kids yet, but my first girl is definitely Emily, after my beloved great-grandmother. I love old names, especially for girls.

    I, also, was supposed to be a boy (weird trend in M_F commenters). My name was supposed to be Zachary Justin. *shudder* Who would do that to a child?? Instead I got the very-1980s Jessica Danielle. My younger brother got Justin Michael.

  31. May I just say, before I write up my answers, that Gideon Maxwell is an excellent name?

    1a. I write, read, and play video games. I also fiddle around in computer programming and put together odd, game-like things for my own enjoyment.

    1b. Music composition.

    2. The weirdest thing I ever bet on was–better put on your Geekout-Resistant clothing here–the converted mana cost of a Magic: The Gathering card. Neither of us could remember properly off the top of our heads, and being the massive geek we were, we bet on it. I lost and had to buy him fried chicken.

    3. No kids, but I’ve put some thought into what I’d want to name my kids if I ever had any. Boy’s names I like are Nikolai and Nicodemus (they’re very similar, so I tend to count them as one), Thom, and Mordecai. The boy’s name I’d use if I wasn’t afraid of inflicting a lifetime of mockery upon my child is Rasputin. (I like the sound of it, but who wants to be named after an infamous Russian con man?) Girl’s names I’m fond of are Adeline, Ofelia, and Klara. The girls name I’d use if I wasn’t afraid blah blah mockery is Noelani. (It’s very pretty, and Hawaiian, but oh-my-god it just SCREAMS “PRETENTION!” at the top of its lungs.)

    As for my own name, my parents named me Alexandria after the city, in the hopes that they’d have an Alex. I decided at about… oh, two? that I’d much rather be an “Ally.” So Ally I am.

    4. I can’t recall any movie I’ve ever hated with that kind of passion, really.

    5. The only thing that comes to mind is “JADE FURY!” And that just sounds silly.

  32. 1a. Making comics.
    1b. What I’m doing now–going to art school to turn that hobby into a career!
    2. My boyfriend and I make bets on little things, like which street we should turn on to get to a new destination. Let’s just say the payout isn’t in money.
    3. My parents were hippies, and happy to have conceived their first shild. My middle name is my great-grandmother’s.
    4. Teenage Catgirls in Heat. Surprisingly it is not a porn but an intentionally, painfully campy movie by the guys who did The Toxic Avenger.
    5. Try one of the famous female pirates. Cheng I Sao is the only one that comes to mind right now, but there’s a ton of badass seafaring ladies out there to look into!

  33. 5) Using both Heavy Metal and current events for inspiration, how about…

    Twisted Spritzer?

  34. oops! Meant

    Twisted Spitzer!

  35. 1. Pointlessly playing popcap games late into the night.

    1a Photography – I just feel I have the potential to do some cool stuff.

    2. I play this license plate game where you insert letters before, in and after the plate letters, which must remain in sequence, to make the longest and most interesting words. I have won bets on two words – surfactant and chifforobe – because friends didn’t believe they were real – “I call bullsh*t!”

    3. Everyone thinks we named Fiona after Shrek’s princess, but she’s really named after a Lyle Lovett song about a one-eyed swamp girl. Our second daughter was named after a cousin who passed away. Alas, this name will never again appear in our family, as DD#2 turned out to be profoundly deaf. Isn’t it Ironic? Doncha think?

    4. New Rose Hotel – even William Gibson apologized in person for that piece of crap. Also Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer – closer than I ever want to get to a snuff movie.

    5. Anne Thrax
    Sheza Demon (Ima Demon)

  36. 1. I just recently got interested in creating stained glass pieces. My hands are a mess!

    2. Definitely learn to play the cello – I want to be the next YoYo Ma.

    3. I don’t wager on things – I just shake my Magic 8 Ball and take it from there.

    4. Had a son. My ex-husband wanted a cool name where it didn’t matter if the kid thew up in the back seat of your car. So Dustin it was. Our second son is Nicholas…. I call him pickle.

    5. Hairy Scary

  37. Oh, I forgot the worse movie question -

    GROUNDHOG DAY! Oh the agony!

  38. Oh goodness guys.
    All of those are so great!
    My favorites thus far are Cruel Sumner and DeeDee Tee (one of my favorite threats.)
    Thank you so much.

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