http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1359 Feel Smart Again Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:32:34 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1359/comment-page-1#comment-1350 nrkii Tue, 29 Aug 2006 00:22:34 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1359#comment-1350 YAY!!! That was my favorite! I practically snorted up my seltzer over that! YAY!!! That was my favorite! I practically snorted up my seltzer over that!

]]> http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1359/comment-page-1#comment-1338 wendell Mon, 28 Aug 2006 20:33:52 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1359#comment-1338 [takes acceptance speech I've been saving for just such an occasion out of pocket] I can't tell you how honored this makes me feel, but my therapist has told me I should be able to after a couple more years of twice-weekly sessions. Unfortunately, he used to be Woody Allen's therapist, but I digress. I'd like to thank (the academy/the committee/the voters/the 20-sided dice) that decided I was deserving of this honor, as well as my agent (how he's gonna get ten percent of this book I have no idea) and I'd especially like to thank my parents for making all of me possible, but that's another issue I'm working on with my therapist. And finally, I'd like to thank the Asteroid Vesta, the NASA technicians and their dealer and especially the lovely Rainbow Brite, without whose horrible death this wouldn't have been possible. On behalf of partially-warped minds with cable internet access everywhere, I'd like to say, get off the stage; I won this all by myself. [takes acceptance speech I've been saving for just such an occasion out of pocket]
I can’t tell you how honored this makes me feel, but my therapist has told me I should be able to after a couple more years of twice-weekly sessions. Unfortunately, he used to be Woody Allen’s therapist, but I digress. I’d like to thank (the academy/the committee/the voters/the 20-sided dice) that decided I was deserving of this honor, as well as my agent (how he’s gonna get ten percent of this book I have no idea) and I’d especially like to thank my parents for making all of me possible, but that’s another issue I’m working on with my therapist. And finally, I’d like to thank the Asteroid Vesta, the NASA technicians and their dealer and especially the lovely Rainbow Brite, without whose horrible death this wouldn’t have been possible. On behalf of partially-warped minds with cable internet access everywhere, I’d like to say, get off the stage; I won this all by myself.

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