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Even if you enjoyed the previous post on Innovative Toilet Paper, you know a major drawback to using toilet paper as a decorating idea is that it runs out. But you can impress guests with a one-time purchase by installing a very different toilet paper dispenser. And there are a lot of them to choose from!

Tube Tissue Dispensers look like oversize tubes of glue or toothpaste. The crimped end is velcro, so you can load the roll. Then pull the paper out of the cap end as you need it!

This “T-per” may be someone’s prototype or personal homemade machine, since it doesn’t seem to be for sale anywhere. With the touch of a button, it measures and folds a wad of paper for you. It may seem like a waste of energy, but it would be handy for someone with limited use of two hands. See a video of this contraption in action at Engadget.

Here’s a way to recycle and old computer case and make your friends scratch their heads when they see your bathroom. This version uses a Mac SE. Tech Republic has instructions for making your own.

Many people though the iCarta iPod dock with attached toilet paper holder was a hoax when it first appeared, but this is a real product. Charge your iPod while availing yourself of the facilities! Gizmodo wrote a review of the product. You can order yours from Amazon.

It’s a gadget for the bathroom that prints out your favorite RSS feeds from the internet directly onto your toilet paper. Unfortunately, it’s a hoax. But after the iWipe and the iPod dock, it’s easy to believe something like this could exist.

Low-tech toilet paper holders come in some strange and wonderful designs, too, like the Industrial Wipe TP Holder. This fits in well in a bathroom that has exposed plumbing. Despite the name, it works with all kinds of toilet paper.

Speedcult has a variety of strange dispensers, including this lovely bat. They also have holders in the shape of tiki gods, skulls, and flames.

This delightful holder features a man reading a newspaper as he does his business on a metal pot.

The Airyusha Robotan Toilet Paper Holder is made of heavy ceramic and feeds paper out of the “robot’s” mouth. It is the only dispenser I’ve found that comes with a roll of paper, so that you can begin to use it immediately.

Plenty of normal dispensers come in novelty shapes to illustrate your personality, like a fishing reel dispenser, or a cat holding your roll. Almost any animal can be found in the same sort of design. eBay has a wide selection.

With all the strange and artful toilet papers holders available, the one I want seems rather plain. But this design makes the over/under argument a matter of history. It’s less likely to attract mischievous cats, too.
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Where are the by-line pictures for each post? Even though I know what all of you look like, I enjoy seeing the photos each day. Thanks for giving me smiles every morning. It’a great blog.
Jo-Ann
posted by Jo-Ann Burton on 4-3-2008 at 7:26 am
Re: the “vertical” dispenser. It looks much like two of the dispensers I’ve got in my home that are mounted horizontally. There are lots of “open-ended” dispensers available that the roll just slides onto. I would guess that any of these could be mounted vertically.
If you tilt your head 90 degrees to the left, it looks almost exactly like the one in my bathroom.
posted by bre on 4-3-2008 at 8:13 am
I have two bathrooms, one built just a few years ago, the other recently remodeled. Can you believe neither one has a TP holder installed? One has a free-standing unit, the other just a shelf, because I am taking my sweet time deciding on the perfect dispenser before I put holes in the walls.
posted by Miss Cellania on 4-3-2008 at 8:19 am
Yes, but do you have one that will stop my cat from playing with the TP and getting it everywhere?
posted by ljae on 4-3-2008 at 8:23 am
Yes, the vertical “. . . makes the over/under argument a matter of history . . .”, however it opens up the whole “clockwise vs. counterclockwise” argument. And whichever of the two is deemed appropriate, is that standard then reversed when in the southern hemisphere?
Simply too many questions . . .
posted by EV on 4-3-2008 at 10:17 am
Park Tool TP1, sorry, no linkage allowed.
posted by fixedgear on 4-3-2008 at 10:54 am
What about those singing toilet roll holders? My mother had some from Japan and every time I visited and used the bathroom she put one in it’d scare the crap out of me. Not only that, whenever someone was over to visit they’d come out of the bathroom with this incredulous look on his/her face and say, “Did you know that your toilet paper is uh.. singing?”
posted by Safiyah on 4-3-2008 at 1:24 pm
My parents had a toilet paper holder that looked like the back of a vw bug. It was always hidden, a gag gift, but when they were going to get rid of it, I insisted on keeping it. It has since dissapeared and I miss it greatly.
posted by natalie on 4-3-2008 at 6:03 pm
natalie i’m from mexico and i have a vw bug toilet paper holder, i want to sell it.
posted by marina on 4-15-2008 at 12:13 pm