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Sign our Petition, Get These American Heroes Where they Belong
by the mag - April 26, 2008 - 3:30 PM

7. Formula One Racing: Phil Hill

a.phil.jpgFormula One, the elite international driving circuit characterized by curvy courses, is a sport dominated by Europeans. It’s also a sport that rewards aggressive driving. Both are reasons why Phil Hill, an American who’s petrified of racing, should not be one of the greatest Formula One drivers of all time.
After a boyhood spent obsessing over cars, Hill began racing Jaguars in 1950 in Southern California’s burgeoning road-racing scene. Successful as he was, Hill remained terrified of racing’s dangers. Worried that he was going to kill himself on the track, Hill developed serious stomach ulcers that prevented him from keeping down solid foods before a race. To keep his energy up, he began a pre-race regimen that included feasting on jars of baby food.

In 1956, Hill made the jump to European racing as a member of the famed Ferrari team. With a few key wins, including France’s grueling 24 Hours of Le Mans race, he established himself as a star. Then in 1961, Hill got behind the wheel of the legendary “shark-nose” Ferrari 156 and became the first American to win the coveted Formula One World Drivers’ Championship. The victory not only secured his place in racing history, it also assured that Phil Hill could afford the finest baby food for the rest of his career.

8. Tug of War: Milwaukee Athletic Club Team

At the beginning of the last century, tug of war was more than just a groan-inducing part of company picnics. From 1900 to 1920, it was an Olympic event. Traditionally, the best teams came from Scandinavia and Great Britain, where the sport still enjoys a strong niche following. But one American squad managed to grab gold in the 1904 St. Louis games—the pullers of the Milwaukee Athletic Club.The triumph of the club’s iron grips and sturdy ankles led to much rejoicing across Milwaukee. There was a slight snag, though. No one on the team was actually from Milwaukee, and they certainly weren’t members of the Milwaukee Athletic Club. Instead, the athletes were ringers that the club’s head, Walter Liginger, supposedly recruited from Chicago. Although the defeated teams filed a grievance, Olympic officials rejected the protests, and the so-called men from Milwaukee got to walk away with both their medals and their honor intact.

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Comments (126)
  1. You’ve got my vote!

  2. These guys are waaaaaaay cooler than the people on most cereal boxes!

  3. Let’s see some sumo elephant polo cereal box action! I want it now!

    Does leaving this comment mean I’ve signed the petition, or do I need to do something else? Can someone let me know?
    ecstacie@gmail.com

    Stacie B.

  4. Awesome!! And I

  5. Definitely Wheaties material!

  6. Sign me up!

  7. Consider this my signature! I would sooner pick up a cereal box with an elephant polo player on it than some steroid-chugging baseball pitcher, anyway. :D

  8. I’m in! The sumo wrestler rocks!

  9. Unite, underappreciated sports heroes of the world! Demand your fair time on Wheaties boxes so that my dad can add them to his collection!

    Come on, GM, you know you want to.

  10. Consider this my signature.

  11. The best part about most of these athletes is that they’re probably better role models than several people who have been on the Wheaties boxes in the past.

    They do it for the love of the sport.

  12. I’m in!

  13. Signed :)

  14. Signed

  15. count me in!

  16. I’m in total support of this petition.

    ~KK

  17. i like it when america kicks butt.
    signed

  18. These people are fantastic!

    Please count me in =D

  19. Wow! i hope to one day fulfill my dream of being a grand champion sumo wrestler! that guy gives me hope! YOU HAVE MY VOTE!

  20. I’m in! Awesome stuff!

  21. I AGREE! TOTES DEF FOR REAL SIGNED!

  22. I’m in… think how much more interesting reading the cereal box would be!

  23. It’s about time someone recognized the real athletes!

    I’m in.

  24. Sign me up, as well.

  25. I’m definitely in. *signs*

  26. With people like these on the boxes, I might actually start eating Wheaties again.

  27. I am totally in support of this petition. Thanks for a great article!

  28. Signed!

  29. Definitely signed.

  30. Yes, I am signing this petition, but I don’t want to support bullfighting. it’s a cruel and inhumane sport and i think honoring its participants is wrong.

  31. Very interesting! Sign me up!

  32. 1 More for the real American sports heros!!!

  33. Cheers to these and all underappreciated American athletes. These men and women worked hard to be the best and knew that there were no million dollar contracts at the end of their rainbows. And thank you to Mental Floss for giving them the recognition they deserve.

    Im in.

  34. I’m in!

    Joyce

  35. I am in!
    Joyce

  36. Signed, sealed, delivered!

    Kind of reminds me of Dodgeball. . . You know. . . Obscure Sports Quarterly and ESPN 8, the “Ocho”

    Elephant polo looks amazing!

  37. Sign me up!

  38. SIGNED!!!

  39. I’m in too!

  40. Triumph over adversity! It’s the American Way!

  41. signed!

  42. Willie Mosconi is one of my heroes! The rest of these people deserve respect too. Sign me up please!

  43. Darn right! These dudes need 2B reconized …. and now!!!

  44. Willie Mosconi is one of my heroes! Please consider me signed up!! The rest of these people deserve respect too. This is a great article.

  45. Count me in!

  46. Signed

  47. Signed

  48. Yes!

  49. I say, give these folks the recognition they deserve on a box of Wheaties! Count me in for a vote!

  50. You’ve got my vote! Those are tough sports!

  51. I would love to see some of these featured on a Wheaties box!

  52. signed!

  53. I was at an elephant polo match in February and loved it. sign me up.

  54. Consider me signing the petition!

  55. Word.

  56. Consider the petition signed.

  57. Signed!

    good luck!!

  58. autographed

  59. Sign me up!

  60. Up with obscure athletes! Signed!

  61. go Elephant Polo! Man, I want to play that now.

  62. go athletes!

  63. Count me in. I want to play elephant polo but no way am I practicing on top of a swing set!

  64. Signing on! Great idea!

  65. definitely signed

  66. signed

  67. I very much approve *signed*

  68. The lack of Australians concerns me. I am a sucker for a good petitioning, though. Who are we getting killed again?

  69. I’ll take Akebono over A-Rod any day!

  70. I’m on board as well!

  71. I sign on too!
    Anyone who can learn to play pool with a broomstick and a potato, deserves recognition!
    So can anyone who plays polo on a pachyderm, races terrified, sumos, etc…
    And I am signing this petition from Canada. It should count double!
    (My cat agrees with this petition, too!)
    Pierre

  72. It’s about time to honor these unsung sports heroes

  73. These people should be recognized.

  74. Count me in!!

  75. I totally agree. Consider my signature added

  76. Count me in. The sumo wrestler gets my vote.

    Though we should probably switch to Count Chocula anyway - it makes chocolate milk. Or Lucky Charms as it is magically delicious.

  77. I love a good story about under appreciated sport heroes. Signed!

  78. Approved!

  79. About time other sports were recoginzed!

  80. signed from here

  81. AS an avid fencer I totally agree with getting some of these guys on a wheaties box. Also, elephant polo sounds like a fun sport, I wonder if I could get a team started at my school…

  82. This is a travesty that General Mills must correct!

  83. As I read this article in the magazine, I thought “They really should put these people on the Wheaties box; that would be cool.” Then lo and behold, there’s a petition! It’s kismet.

    I hereby sign. Woooo, go obscure heroes!

  84. The American public must realize the accomplishments of these ten athletes.

    I sign.

  85. Sign me on! I’m using this as a reason to switch to Count Chocula!

  86. RIGHT ON! Petition signed!

  87. RIGHT ON! I HEREBY SIGN!

  88. After reading about these fabulous atheletes, and all the hard work they endured to be the best of the best, Wheaties MUST recognize their skills, and show every day boys and girls of America they, too, can look good on a box.

  89. Signed

  90. count me in they all deserve the honor
    crazy stuff

  91. How about our own American bullfighters, the rodeo clowns. Not only are they superb athletes, they also protect other rodeo athletes from the bulls that just tossed them.

  92. I’m all in favor of having these guys/gals recognized on the Wheaties box!

  93. sign me up.

  94. Signed! Let’s see that fencer (and all the others) on a Wheaties box!

  95. Petition signed. Bring on those dedicated, deserving sports players.

  96. AMEN!

  97. meh tuh

  98. Way to go, oh athletes of untold glory. Hope you get your 15 minutes of Wheaties fame!

  99. Signed!

  100. Count me in!

  101. I think that all of them should definitely be there….except….
    for the bullfighter.
    Anything having to do with a ’sport’ of the maiming and eventual soon demise of any animal is not a sport.
    It’s just a blood bath.
    But hey! For dang sure the rest are a shoe-in.

  102. I assume the author has never heard of Mariel Zagunis, the woman who won America’s first Olympic gold in fencing in a century at the 2004 Athens games. Mr. Smart is not the only talented sabre fencer that the US has spawned in recent years.

  103. I am very much in favor of elephant polo. Although Sue Sally Hale is cooler in absolute terms.

  104. Elephant Polo gets my vote

  105. One vote for ELEPHANT POLO right here! :)

  106. gogogo elepolo

  107. More or less has to be elephant polo doesn’t it?

  108. This is a great idea- Elephant polo looks amazing and congratulations to Kimberly and her team!

    signed !

  109. Who wouldn’t vote for Elephant Polo?

    Signed, Ariel

  110. Love it. Put them all on the box!

  111. Another vote for Elephant polo :)

  112. Another vote for elephant polo:)

  113. Up the elephants!

  114. Elephant polo rocks!

  115. I support elephant polo!

  116. Great idea! Elephant Polo has my vote.

  117. Elephant polo for me

  118. Elephant Polo is my vote.

  119. 3 votes from the Patrones

  120. GO Elephant Polo!!! You got our votes!

  121. elephant polo!!

  122. Elephant Polo!

  123. Elephant Polo rocks!!?!

  124. elephant Polo!!

  125. DC Elephant Polo Rocks the House!!

  126. Signed and crossing my fingers

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