The results have been tallied from our 8th caption contest and we have our winner! Er, I should say winnerS, plural, as it was a little too close to call. So we decided to name the following three captions in a three-way tie:

C: Captain Black lost his eye, Simmons lost his shoes, but James and Mr. Edwards got the brunt of the stolen treasure’s curse.

I: A good captain always goes down with his sheep.

J: No matter how grave the situation, we still have ewephamisms.Thanks to all who entered and all our finalists.

Guys, we’ll drop you a line about that t-shirts asap.