Comments on: Weekend Genius Challenge #30: Unwritten Rules

By: margie

margie — Fri, 09 May 2008 05:31:56 +0000

This just came to me as I ordered lunch out today:
When you receive your order at a fastfood restaurant, it rarely looks the way it is pictured on the menu display.

By: john

john — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:58:13 +0000

the previous comments relating to finding something in the last place you look should read “when you lose something, it is always in the last place you think to look”

By: Cat

Cat — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:29:59 +0000

The day you forget to wear deodorant will be the day the air conditioner is broken at church.

By: Dominic

Dominic — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:57:31 +0000

blck people have names like Karl, white people have names like Lenny.

Sorry but i had to get a aimpsons reference in somewhere

By: Fred

Fred — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:14:55 +0000

A sitcom will be off the air within a year of either a) sending the cast to far away lands for vacations or b) a lead character gets a baby.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 06 May 2008 02:31:35 +0000

Xavier,

Forget about never getting up… I won’t even let anyone else take the remote, in case they change the channel just to ‘see what else is on’ – because sometimes the show’s resumed before they get back to LOST!

By: Michele

Michele — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:08:27 +0000

When you’re at work and swear that something can’t be fixed or designed the way you want it to be in Word or Excel, one co-worker will be able to take a look at it and make it right, inevitably making you feel like an idiot.

By: Roy

Roy — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:46:22 +0000

Speed up for passers, brake for tailgaters.

By: elizabutt

elizabutt — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:27:49 +0000

Pet dogs believe you are family; pet cats believe you are hired help.

By: elizabutt

elizabutt — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:21:59 +0000

Children must wiggle incessantly for still photos, and must look statuesque and/or in a state of shock for video cameras.