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	<title>Comments on: Weekend Word Wrap: Tom Swifties</title>
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		<title>By: Rich</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1487/comment-page-1#comment-18886</link>
		<dc:creator>Rich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok, damn it, my silly little post wasn&#039;t funny to begin with, then it repeats unasked. Grrrrr...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, damn it, my silly little post wasn&#8217;t funny to begin with, then it repeats unasked. Grrrrr&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Rich</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1487/comment-page-1#comment-18769</link>
		<dc:creator>Rich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;How do you like these?&quot;, she asked cleavagely.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;How do you like these?&#8221;, she asked cleavagely.</p>
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		<title>By: Rich</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1487/comment-page-1#comment-18768</link>
		<dc:creator>Rich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:48:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;How do you like these?&quot;, she asked cleavagely.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;How do you like these?&#8221;, she asked cleavagely.</p>
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		<title>By: Bo Chang</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1487/comment-page-1#comment-18725</link>
		<dc:creator>Bo Chang</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I hate sleeping under the open sky,&quot; he said intently.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I hate sleeping under the open sky,&#8221; he said intently.</p>
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		<title>By: Bob Koechley</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1487/comment-page-1#comment-18678</link>
		<dc:creator>Bob Koechley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:49:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For a brief time in the mid sixties the following Tom Swifty came to me and we was accurate.
&quot;I have the fastest motorcycle in the word, Tom said Triumph-antly.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For a brief time in the mid sixties the following Tom Swifty came to me and we was accurate.<br />
&#8220;I have the fastest motorcycle in the word, Tom said Triumph-antly.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Cyndi</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1487/comment-page-1#comment-18575</link>
		<dc:creator>Cyndi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 22:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Make that pastrami sandwich to go,&quot; he said wryly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Make that pastrami sandwich to go,&#8221; he said wryly.</p>
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		<title>By: Candace</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1487/comment-page-1#comment-18558</link>
		<dc:creator>Candace</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;What the hell is &quot;3.14159265&quot;?&quot; Tom said tartly</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;What the hell is &#8220;3.14159265&#8243;?&#8221; Tom said tartly</p>
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		<title>By: GW</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1487/comment-page-1#comment-18450</link>
		<dc:creator>GW</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Let me see what I can think of

&lt;I&gt;&quot;I&#039;m going to California,&quot; she stated.&lt;/I&gt;

&lt;I&gt;&quot;Do Tom Swifties have to quotes?&quot; she recited.&lt;/I&gt;

-or-

&lt;I&gt;He recited, &quot;I have just retyped the bibliography.&quot;&lt;/I&gt;

-I like that one better-

&lt;I&gt;&quot;I should slap you!&quot; she smacked&lt;/I&gt;

&lt;I&gt;He approached the stop sign haltingly.&lt;/I&gt;

&lt;I&gt;&quot;...but I did win!&quot; he contested.&lt;/I&gt;

&lt;I&gt;&quot;Your cat sounds happy,&quot; she purred.&lt;/I&gt;

&lt;I&gt;&quot;...and now all the plants will die,&quot; she added frostily.&lt;/I&gt;

&lt;I&gt;&quot;Turn the heat down!&quot; he shouted coldly.&lt;/I&gt;


&quot;I think I could do this all day,&quot; he thought continuously.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let me see what I can think of</p>
<p><i>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to California,&#8221; she stated.</i></p>
<p><i>&#8220;Do Tom Swifties have to quotes?&#8221; she recited.</i></p>
<p>-or-</p>
<p><i>He recited, &#8220;I have just retyped the bibliography.&#8221;</i></p>
<p>-I like that one better-</p>
<p><i>&#8220;I should slap you!&#8221; she smacked</i></p>
<p><i>He approached the stop sign haltingly.</i></p>
<p><i>&#8220;&#8230;but I did win!&#8221; he contested.</i></p>
<p><i>&#8220;Your cat sounds happy,&#8221; she purred.</i></p>
<p><i>&#8220;&#8230;and now all the plants will die,&#8221; she added frostily.</i></p>
<p><i>&#8220;Turn the heat down!&#8221; he shouted coldly.</i></p>
<p>&#8220;I think I could do this all day,&#8221; he thought continuously.</p>
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		<title>By: Karen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My favorite: &quot;Oh no! I dropped the toothpaste!&quot; she said, crestfallen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My favorite: &#8220;Oh no! I dropped the toothpaste!&#8221; she said, crestfallen.</p>
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		<title>By: fynney1</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1487/comment-page-1#comment-1562</link>
		<dc:creator>fynney1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Don&#039;t touch that bomb!&quot; Tom boomed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t touch that bomb!&#8221; Tom boomed.</p>
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