Comments on: Come up with a faux quote, win a book!

By: DennisP

DennisP — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:18:33 +0000

“Beggars can’t be choosy, but choosy mothers choose Jif.”

-Me

Pish — Fri, 30 May 2008 02:22:49 +0000

“Holy s&%^!”

– J. Robert Oppenheimer

mecho — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:42:28 +0000

“Most needs are just wants.” – Ghandi

CM — Thu, 29 May 2008 19:00:27 +0000

“I don’t DO windows.”

-Steve Jobs (justifying a need for a housecleaner)

Bethy — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:51:34 +0000

“Nothing good ever happens after the words ‘Watch this!’” ~ Franz Reichelt

(Tailor/inventor whose cloak/parachute failed to open after he jumped off the Eiffel Tower in 1912)

Phil — Thu, 29 May 2008 14:09:00 +0000

“Darkness is my friend. For it is only without light that I may drink from the deep well of loathing within my soul.”

- Emily Dickinson -

R. G. — Thu, 29 May 2008 11:31:17 +0000

“Hell hath no fury like a wee man scorned.”
-Napoleon Bonaparte

Yes, I know he actually wasn’t short!:^)

Samantha — Thu, 29 May 2008 06:53:23 +0000

“Though we have lost your cousin Tybalt to that treacherous Montague dog, let thine tears cease, beloved daughter, for you’ll always have Paris.”

Lord Capulet

William — Thu, 29 May 2008 06:27:46 +0000

A man’s life is not measured by how much money he made, or how many people knew his name, but by the number of tears shed at his funeral.

-Robert Frost

Bharat — Thu, 29 May 2008 04:28:23 +0000

Issac Newton just before he discovered gravity:

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but one on the noggin keeps my brain from foggin.”