Comments on: Newspaper Nonsense

By: RJ

RJ — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 06:19:00 +0000

I need to stop reading these when my roommate is sleeping; holding back this much laughter is painful.

By: timothy

timothy — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 06:25:00 +0000

India-born entrepreneurs empower US voters

Shukoor Ahmed ran for a seat in the Maryland House of Delegates in 1998, after coming to America a decade earlier from Hyderabad, India. Campaigning door-to-door, he was surprised so many voters did not know who represented them!

After his race ended slightly short of victory, he took advantage of his Master’s degree in Computer Technology and Political Science to build StateDemocracy.org, a website he launched in 2001 to connect citizens and lawmakers. His website’s motto encapsulated its mission:

By: Osama

Osama — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:50:00 +0000

Hahaha! I couldn’t stop laughing! Man, how come I’ve never seen anything like this in a newspaper?

By: Levitra

Levitra — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:31:55 +0000

The first picture is priceless. Who comes up with this stuff?

By: Levitra

Levitra — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:27:58 +0000

The first picture is priceless. Who thinks of this stuff?

By: chantix

chantix — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:18:18 +0000

LOL these are awesome!

By: Dwinndle

Dwinndle — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:15:05 +0000

“OFF” is my favorite, because I’m sure it works like a charm.

By: Fox

Fox — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:55:51 +0000

I have an explanation for the newspaper bit on page 4, the one with nonsense letters.
When a section editor is figuring out where to put what on a page, they type “gyio;lkhfdt5sesrthl”; it’s just filler text.
Obviously they forgot to delete that part and the copy editor(s) didn’t catch it lol….

By: Ransom Riggs

Ransom Riggs — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:09:08 +0000

Can you rickroll a blog?!

By: Rick

Rick — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:59:41 +0000

We’re no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,
You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

Annnnnd if you ask me how I’m feeling,
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Give you up. give you up.
Give you up, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.