Comments on: Passive-aggressive notes

By: Mumf McDrunken

Mumf McDrunken — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 23:56:21 +0000

One time I was super wasted and ate almost an entire box of cheesy bread then passed out. I woke up still completely drunk and thought about how delicious that cheesy bread would be at that moment. I went to the fridge and was furious that someone had eaten my cheesy bread. I wrote a huge noted saying “WHO THE BLEEP ATE MY CHEESY BREAD?” and taped the receipt to the note and passed out again. My brother informed me the next day that I had eaten the cheesy bread in front my him and my Dad. My Dad wasn’t amused.

By: james

james — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 08:02:56 +0000

would you rather i left you a note about your crappy parking or call a tow truck? your choice…

By: Brendan

Brendan — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 21:47:43 +0000

Like @Mary I would get annoyed if someone took up two parking spaces but I have to say that her sense of entitlement as a parent, which is not uncommon, also annoys me. I fail to see the horror of kids having to walk a short distance in the rain. They are not going to shrink and the exercise will not kill them. Its this sort of attitude which is leading to the obesity epidemic. Maybe its just lazy parents using their kids as an excuse to insist on being allowed to park close to wherever the want to go, and hang the consequences for their childs health.

By: Heather

Heather — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 20:37:22 +0000

Wow, I can’t believe anyone gets any positive response from notes like this.
If I got a note from a neighbor asking me to take down my christmas lights I’d keep them on all year long just to spite them.
And calling the cops every time someone annoys you? Don’t you think they have better things to do than tell people to quiet down so you don’t have to? If its just a small annoyance get some earplugs. You’re not any more important than anyone else.
Well said it best, though. Totally agree with everything they said.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 17:36:43 +0000

Waiters need to get over themselves. If you don’t like low tippers then get a job that pays better, or be a better waiter. At the very least, be a man and don’t leave pissy little notes. (CALM DOWN, you guys who work at upscale places…professional waiters, guys working at like a Ruth’s Chris or something, you guys I tip like crazy because you take your work seriously and I always admire a fellow professional, no matter their profession.)

Ken Steen: hope that isn’t your real name, and that your victim doesn’t see that. Giving people ANY medication without their knowledge is a crime, especially since a couple people have become pretty ill (requiring hospitalization) after being poisoned by laxatives. As above, be a man and stop leaving pissy little notes (and poisoning people, you psychopath).

By: Meg

Meg — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 17:30:30 +0000

Senior year of college I lived with three other girls. I don’t claim to be the neatest person, and one of the room mates (who had already been my college room mate for 2 years) already knew my style of living. The other 2 were over stressed PA students. They liked to leave notes all the time. It was pretty funny. I tried to be neater for them so they didn’t flip, but it just didn’t always work out.

By: PJMurphy

PJMurphy — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 17:08:34 +0000

This reminds me of a story, and I don’t know if it’s true or not.

A watermelon farmer was tired of having the local kids steal a melon or two at harvest time, so he posted a sign.

“WARNING!! One of these watermelons have been injected with a very powerful laxative, and only I know which one.”

Well, the thefts stopped. But there was an addition to the sign:

“Great idea! Now there’s TWO.”

By: Hyacinth

Hyacinth — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 16:29:41 +0000

Thanks, Beth. I hate that word.

By: beth

beth — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 15:16:56 +0000

Response to well:

While I do not disagree with your summation, I hope that your use of “c**ty” was either a typo or has some really, really esoteric meaning of which I am not aware, one NOT related to a derogatory slang term.

By: anon

anon — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 11:08:16 +0000

I think you people have issues.