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Carl King
3 Colorful California Politicians
by Carl King - July 5, 2008 - 5:25 AM

When it comes to offbeat political figures, California’s history is remarkably rich—and we’re not talking about The Governator. While these candidates’ philosophies range from obtuse to downright crazy, their campaigns may have caused voters to wonder what the real difference is between politicians and performance artists.

Emperor Norton

norton.jpgThe self-proclaimed “His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I, Protector of Mexico” was born around 1819 in England. While many thought he was a homeless nutcase, Norton was actually celebrated and revered by many of San Francisco’s citizens over a twenty-one-year period.

He issued a decree to formally dissolve the United States Congress, and later summoned the U.S. Armed Forces “to proceed with a suitable force and clear the Halls of Congress.” Years later, he tried to abolish the Democratic and Republican Parties, and declared that anyone who uttered the word “Frisco” would be guilty of a High Misdemeanor and pay a $25 fine.

The Emperor spent most of his time walking around town dressed in full regalia and sword, inspecting cable cars and making sure the community’s affairs were in order. He gained such notoriety and influence that he issued his own currency, which was accepted as legal tender by local businesses. After Norton’s death in 1880, a reported 10,000 people turned up at his funeral.

Jello Biafra


Jello-Biafra1.jpgJello Biafra, born Eric Boucher in Boulder, Colorado, is best known as the lead singer of San Francisco’s volatile punk pioneers, The Dead Kennedys. Singing into a microphone to make people upset wasn’t enough for him, so he made a serious bid for Mayor of San Francisco in 1979.

His platform included an asymmetrical mix of items, ranging from the comical (requiring businessmen to wear clownsuits during business hours, erecting statues of Dan White—who’d assassinated the mayor in 1978—all over the city) to serious proposals to improve the community (banning cars from the city limits and advocating public transportation, legalizing squatting in vacant buildings, requiring the public election of police officers). On one occasion, he showed up at Diane Feinstein’s house with a leaf blower to “clean up the city,” and was even bold enough to wear a pirate suit in his publicity photo.

Biafra finished fourth, and in the end, had this to say: “For those of them who have seen my candidacy as
a publicity stunt or a joke, they should keep in mind that it is no more of a joke, and no less of a joke, than anyone else they care to name.”

Steve Rocco

On November 2, 2004, a mysterious character won a place on the Orange Unified School District Board of Trustees. He rarely leaves his house and refuses interviews. He will not allow himself to be fingerprinted for district records. He shows up at meetings in a costume consisting of either black or camouflage clothing, a knit cap, and sunglasses. He has self-published his own book of conspiracy theories, and has made speeches regarding something called, “The Partnership,” a secretive entity that is trying to assassinate him. As of April 2008, The Board has gone so far as to vote to silence the presentation of his theories at meetings. And some even believe Rocco is none other than comedian Andy Kaufman.

Comments (9)
  1. I grew up in San Francisco and my dad used to dress up like Emperor Norton for Halloween. Most people thought he was supposed to be a strange pirate.

  2. Always good to see you on the blog, Carl!

  3. “many thought he was a homeless nutcase” – or do you mean ‘harmless’ nutcase

  4. frisco? lol. jcor2213@ameritech.net

  5. To set it straight, Biafra proposed erecting statues of Dan White around town AND having the city sell eggs and rocks to citizens to throw at them to relieve tension from the two assassinations White did that started the White Night Riots. I printed a flier from his campaign about 5 years which has his “policies.” Biafra, of course, is an extremely liberal thinker and had a photo of that riot on the Dead Kennedys’ first album.

  6. Awesome entry, Carl!

  7. I remember a contestant answering “Emperor Norton” once on Jeopardy, and you could tell by Alex’s condescending reply that he had never heard of him, which I thought was odd.

  8. One of my favorite authors, Christopher Moore, based one of his characters on Emperor Norton. He’s known as The Emperor, who walks around San Francisco with his two dogs (I forget his name) and is known and loved by pretty much everyone he runs into. The Emperor appears in almost all of Moore’s books (except for Lamb, which is the only one I’ve read so far that doesn’t take place in San Francisco).

  9. I’ve listened to Biafra’s account of his candidacy on his spoken word albums (yes I have almost all of them). He says he actually forced a runoff between the two front runners. The city (or state; I can’t recall right now) passed a law saying you could no longer run for office under anything but your “christian name”, supposedly to stave off these sorts.

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