joe montana? i can’t remember the whole show, but he was in the skit with phil hartman and jan hooks playing sincere guy stu, where his internal dialogue matches everything he says. “I’ll be in my room masturbating.” that alone deserves props

The one that really stands out in my mind would be Vanilla Ice. He perhaps proved his own mediocrity when he crawled on his hands and knees across the stage as part of his “choreography”. But the piece de resistance had to be opening Weekend Update to “Under Pressure”, with Dennis Miller following up with “Ah, there’s just nothing like the original…”