I think this one is pretty self-explanatory. Let it be known that when I die, I want to be buried with a box of Frankenberries. You know, in case I get hungry. I love Frankenberries.
1. Sir Walter Raleigh – his favorite pipe and a tin of tobacco.
2. Wild Bill Hickok – his Sharps rifle.
3. Rudolph Valentino – a slave bracelet.
4. Bela Lugosi – his Dracula cape.
5. Humphrey Bogart – a small gold whistle.
6. Elvis – a diamond ring.
7. Frank Sinatra – a flask of Jack Daniels whiskey.
8. Sandra Ilene West (California socialite) – her 1964 Ferrari.
9. Princess Diana – a set of rosary beads given to her by Mother Teresa
10. Andy Warhol – a bottle of Estee Lauder perfume.
I want to be buried with a copy of Slaughterhouse-Five. Just in case I get unstuck in time…so it goes.
posted by Ashley on 7-23-2008 at 2:55 pm
I don’t want to be buried at all. I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
posted by Witty Nickname on 7-23-2008 at 3:11 pm
Ms. West was actually a San Antonio girl, and her and the car, with her in the drivers seat, while wearing her favorite neglegee…were buried with several hundred yards of concrete poured on top.
posted by stephen on 7-23-2008 at 5:17 pm
I plan on donating my body to science. I just can’t buy into this superstitious nonsense of burial and body obsession.
posted by Alice on 7-23-2008 at 9:13 pm
I want to be buried with my cellphone, a charger, and an extra full battery.. That way I can update my Facebook and send twitpics to my twitter followers
posted by Dynasty Franco on 12-21-2011 at 9:49 pm