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Our friend Noah Brier pointed us toward this list of the most popular sailboat names, which he found on 10000BoatNames.com. I’m not sure how official these rankings are, but we were both surprised to see Mental Floss among the leaders—one might be in a lake near you.
We’re prepared to offer one (1) free mental_floss t-shirt to the first (1st) person who emails us a photo of a boat named Mental Floss. While it would be really cool to have our own boat/office, having the photo evidence to pretend we have our own boat/office is the next best thing.
UPDATE: That was quick. Readers Lisa and Barry have emailed a link to Mental Floss Fishing. I’ll be in touch about your shirts. We’ll also award one (1) shirt to the first person who sees a boat named Mental Floss in person, takes a photo, and sends it in.
UPDATE #2: Plenty of quick Photoshopped submissions came pouring in. Eric’s was my favorite…

I hate to be pernickety but The Mental Floss Fishing boat is not a sailing boat
posted by flotsam on 8-11-2008 at 3:25 pm
You are correct. But since I was pretty vague in asking for “a photo of a boat named Mental Floss,” I feel obligated to accept the submission. We’ve also gotten some very nice Photoshop jobs. I forgot to say “no Photoshop jobs.”
Maybe someone can Photoshop the staff onto the boat.
posted by Jason English on 8-11-2008 at 3:29 pm
Did you guys know there is a Jimmy Buffett song entitled “Mental Floss”? It is one of my favorite Buffett songs!
posted by Mavis on 8-11-2008 at 3:49 pm
Someday I want to own a boat, I would in all seriousness name it “Failboat”
posted by Emmie on 8-11-2008 at 4:46 pm
I have to say… the boat pictured really looks doctored to me. There are areas above the “e” and below the “fl” that look brushed out. Just my opinion.
posted by Dave on 8-11-2008 at 6:12 pm
“banana wind”? really? i like “tbd”, reminds me of the arrested development episode where they held a charity benefit for tbd…
posted by tiffany on 8-11-2008 at 6:56 pm
Dave — You’re right. That photo is definitely doctored. Eric whipped it up in Photoshop.
posted by Jason English on 8-11-2008 at 7:03 pm
That’s hilarious that “TBD” is such a popular name amongst boatowners. I wonder how many thought they were the first and thought it was the cleverest thing in the whole wide world…
posted by Mike on 8-11-2008 at 9:04 pm
No, actually the benefit in that episode of Arrested Development was for TBA.
posted by Sandy on 8-11-2008 at 10:12 pm
my parents are avid yachters, & i’ve been all over the east coast with them on trips & seen multiples of all the names listed above – with the exception of Mental Floss. I’ve never seen a boat named that!
oh, & their current boat is “Slip Away.” I always thought that was a cute name.
posted by Kathryn on 8-12-2008 at 10:44 am
No surprise to me to see “Mental Floss” on the list. Along with “Banana Wind”, it’s a Jimmy Buffet song. Sailors make up a large percentage of Buffet fans.
As an aside, I always heard it was terribly bad luck to duplicate a boat name. Maybe it only applies to duplicating names of one’s own boats.
posted by allisonW on 8-12-2008 at 12:17 pm
Hey, why do you keep typing numbers (#s) in both words and digits?
posted by Aemi on 8-12-2008 at 12:42 pm
MoonDance amuses me because I mentally made the jump to the skeevy guys out there who are smarming it up in bars with the pickup line, “It’s a marvelous night for a MoonDance, isn’t it?”
posted by Ashley on 8-12-2008 at 2:17 pm