Stacy Conradt
The Quick 10: 10 Things 300 Didn’t Tell You
by Stacy Conradt - August 11, 2008 - 2:46 PM

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It was, um, a lot of years ago today (480 B.C., to be exact) that King Leonidas and the Spartans were defeated by Xerxes’ army at Thermopylae. Well, that’s according to some accounts. Some historians say that we can’t be sure exactly what day in late summer the Battle of Thermopylae happened, but for our purposes today (namely, a timely Quick 10) we’ll stick with the ones who have agreed on August 11.

10 Things 300 Didn’t Tell You

1. We often hear the epic battle called the Battle of Thermopylae, but the truth is, there were lots of Battles of Thermopylae, including one in WWII. In 1941, the British Commonwealth set up their defenses in the same pass that was used in 480 B.C.

2. However, that pass is a lot bigger than it used to be. At the time of the historic stand against the Persians, the pass is estimated to have been no bigger than 30 meters. Now, due to silt deposited by rivers over time, the coastline of the Gulf has grown by at least three miles.

3. Another reason this Quick 10 is particularly fitting right now: according to “The Father of History”, Herodotus, the Battle occurred while the Olympic Games were going on. Of course, Herodotus also earned the nickname “The Father of Lies”, so you may want to take that with a grain of salt.

4. We don’t really know how many warriors there were on either side, but if you agree with Herodotus, there literally millions of Persians vs. 7,100 Greeks. It’s pretty widely agreed that his estimation is ridiculous – it was probably closer to 200,000 Persians total (including warriors who didn’t make it to the battle at all).

5. Some of those perfect quotes from the movie are the real thing. If you’ve seen 300, you no doubt remember a Persian warrior telling a Spartan warrior that the Persian arrows would be so numerous they would blot out the sun. “Then we will fight in the shade!” was the Spartan’s response. Supposedly, this is a real quote from a Spartan named Dienekes.

6. Likewise, Leonidas was thought to have really said “Come and get them!” when the Persians told the Spartans to surrender their weapons.

7. Those Spartans sure are quotable. Another quote that has perhaps lasted thousands of years is the Queen’s response to the messenger who asked why Spartan women were allowed to speak amongst men. “Because only Spartan women give birth to real men,” she said. Plutarch, a Greek historian, recorded this memorable line in the Moralia under “Sayings of the Spartans”.

8. The poet Simonides wrote an epitaph for the 300; it was engraved on a stone and placed at the point of the Spartans’ last stand. The original no longer exists, but a copy was made. It has been translated many different ways – here are a few of them:
• Stranger! To Sparta say, her faithful band
Here lie in death, remembering her command.
• Go tell the Spartans, thou who passest by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
• Stranger, tell the Spartans that we behaved as they would wish us to, and are
buried here.
• Go, stranger, and to Lacedaemon tell
That here, obeying her behests, we fell.

9. Literally, Thermopylae means “hot gates”. It was so named becaues of the sulfurous springs there; the narrow pass served as a gateway to them.

10. The person buried in Leonidas’ tomb may or may not be Leonidas. While most of the Spartans were buried where they fell, it was custom to bring the King home and give him a proper burial. However, they didn’t get the body until 40 years later (the Persians got to him first). Obviously, the body was just bones at that point, so it was impossible to know if they actually belonged to Leonidas or not.

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Comments (32)
  1. You forgot *the* most important inaccuracy: despite all that “freedom” rhetoric in 300, the Spartans were notorious slaveholders. They were so outnumbered by their own slaves that they spent all day training in combat to put down any slave revolt quickly.

  2. Another quote that is thought to be true is the one that Leonidas’ wife tells him when he leaves for battle, dont remember the exact words from the movie : “Either come back holding your shield, or on it”

  3. Did you know that 300 is based after a FAKE comic book based on the 300 left?

  4. I had no idea those quotes were real, or at least assumed to be real. Any more of those?
    Nice list.

  5. You indeed raise some valid points. Never really gave it much thought but you are right indeeed.

    JT
    http://www.Ultimate-Anonymity.com

  6. The movie also did not tell you what happened afterward. The Persian army continued onward and burned Athens to the ground (including the original Parthenon).

    There are still some parts of the Acropolis that show evidence of the fire.

  7. The Spartans prized the pithy saying. The English word word ‘laconic’ means ‘from Lacon’, the area around Sparta.

  8. Did you know the persians really did have a giant man? His name was Brian.

  9. That’s because it’s a MOVIE. You can’t expect “300″ to be historically accurate, no more than you can expect a Hispanic person from Mexico to know how to speak English. It’s based on a graphic novel. I HIGHLY doubt that Frank Miller intended to make his graphic novel historically accurate.

  10. Two things ..

    Christos, that is a common saying of the women of Sparta. A mother was ofter heard to say “with it, or on it” to her sons.

    Also, this Jim McDosh fellow is obviously a spammer. Perhaps you someone should do something about it??

    recaptcha: Attorney Yankton

  11. Dienekes is a fictional spartan created in thebook, “Gates of Fire”…

  12. Leon; Wikipedia is your friend.

    Dienekes was also a /real/ Spartan, created in the fifth century, by his mother and father. Present at the Battle of Thermopylae. Or one of them anyway. Voila.

  13. Leon; Wikipedia is your friend. Go look up the entry on Dienekes.

    He was also a /real/ Spartan created in the not-book, “Greece”.

  14. Another spartan saying: “If your sword is too short, take a step forward”

  15. It should be called 299 since that one guy left to tell the story. 299 not 300.

  16. I was wanting to know if the hunchback traitor finally got his own harem.

  17. the traitor’s name was Efialtis, which literally translates to “Nightmare”

  18. The Spartans who fought in Thermopylae were all homosexuals – it was standing operating instructions in the Spartan army that homosexuals were more suited to fighting external enemies because they could rape their enemies better than women can. Gross. But kinky.

  19. In 1941, the British Commonwealth set up their defenses in the same pass that was used in 480 B.C.

    If by “the British Commonwealth” you mean Cyprus which was indeed part of the British commonwealth, along with the greek forces they fought against the Germans in a battle which was started with the Italians before WW2.

    The British fought against the germans along new zealanders and greeks in the Battle of Crete not thermopylae.

  20. Robert L Quit trying to spit your own deluded homosexual propaganda out about any nation. The Spartans teamed up with a young boy because the boy would talk of things, especially dealing with death, that he would be ashamed to talk of in front of his father. It was easier to train someone who was not your son, punishment included.

  21. the traitor’s name was Efialtis, which literally translates to “Nightmare”

    This is true, but it is most likely that his name came to mean ‘nightmare,’ rather than his name actually being nightmare.

  22. Actually, Chris, it is pretty well known (at least in the historical sense) that the majority of Spartan warriors, while not homosexual, did sleep with other men. Most Greek and Roman men did, because back then it wasn’t seen as a taboo thing to do. Robert’s assessment is completely off in the whole “oooo, rape rape rape” deal, but he is slightly correct. The Spartans, at least most of them, would have at some time or another slept with other men.

  23. Molōn labe

  24. gates of fire far better than *300*

  25. Why would the movie 300 tell us any of this? This stuff has nothing to do with the movie or wouldn’t it be necessary to know while watching. You sound like you think the movie is ripping us by not telling us the truth, when, in reality, if we wanted to know the truth, we would have listened in history class, and also it is based on actual events, not a history lesson.

  26. There is that line he uses about “boy lovers” when referring to Athenians. It is true that older Spartan warriors were paired with the young in an… interesting relationship. But there are other notable parts of Spartan culture that contained homoerotic aspects. For instance, on a Spartan man’s wedding night, his wife had her hair cut like a man’s, wore a man’s shirt, and no pants. The groom proceeded to walk in, have sex with her, leave, and then go sleep in a room full of men. One reason is that “love” was seen as bad (literally as a sickness or a spell cast on them – I shit you not – there are cursetablets about it, you can look them up). And as for the gay sex all the time, their view was more-less, “What’s more manly than having sex with a man?” Read about Lycurgus’ laws and you will see just how odd Spartans were.

  27. You are clearly interested in being the facts. You should, therefore, understand the difference between “quote” and “quotation”. Look it up.

  28. Steven Pressfield’s “The Gates of Fire” is a great read. Australians fought in Greece as part of the Commonwealth forces to try to delay German advances toward the Russian front. They should have been used to attack the weakened Rommel in North Africa after the German’s failed to take Tobruk after 9 months. Enjoy Peter Fitzsimon’s “Tobruk” for a great read

  29. Ive never seen this movie, I think it’s overated and exagerated. IMO

  30. The biggest thing the movie didn’t say is that the biggest part of the battle was the naval battle off the coast. Had the Spartan general lost the sea battle, the ground troops would’ve been surrounded in a day. The Spartans were also outnumbered in the sea battle and also funneled them through a channel less than a mile wide (i think.)

  31. The best thing about the movie 300 is the rifftrax that was created for it. It takes about 5 minutes to really get going, but once it did I could barely breathe. Check out rifftrax.com to see what I’m talking about. So great. The one for Twilight is spectacular. I know Twilight is an epic literature failure, that’s why it is so great to listen to these guys make fun of it. They’re the same guys that did Mystery Science Theater 3000. Granted, it isn’t for everyone.

  32. Two things:

    1. To allude to the very first comment in this thread, not only were the Spartans major slaveholders, Persia was one of the only major states of the ancient world to have outlawed slavery. It was against their religion.

    2. Speaking of religion, King Xerxes was, like many of his subjects, an adherent of Zoroastrianism, believed to be the world’s first monotheistic religion. As such, while Xerxes was certainly an important figure in the clergy (this was also the state religion), he certainly did not consider himself to be a god.

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