I’m contractually obligated to place mentalfloss.com atop any formal lists of Favorite Websites. But Cake Wrecks—”When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong”—just vaulted into the two-spot. Here are two cakes, with commentary from Jen:

(Three guesses what the customer asked for on the cake.)

(I Believe the Children are Our Future.)
[See lots more at cakewrecks.blogspot.com.]
Thanks to Justin Feinstein for sending me the link. Justin runs my fifth-favorite site, Blank is Like Blank: Analogies to live by. If you have a link we should see, send your suggestion to flossylinks@gmail.com.
Starbucks is like that crazy ex-girlfriend you still get together with:
You hate yourself for going back, but the familiarity makes it convenient, and until you find something better, it’s all you’ve got.
I have a new goal: break up with Starbucks for good. Thanks, Justin.
posted by adrienne on 8-14-2008 at 9:21 pm
Mmmmmm, cake. The pregnancy ones are a hoot.
posted by Johnny Cat on 8-14-2008 at 9:31 pm
I love this website!! I worked at a grocery store bakery for 2 years, and I swear I saw this kind of stuff almost every week! The sad part is, the decorators don’t seem to get much of the complaints received-the clerk (aka me) does.
posted by Rachel on 8-14-2008 at 10:16 pm
So funny. The no sexual harrassment one cracked me up.
posted by Amy H. on 8-15-2008 at 8:37 am
People are staring at me in my office Jason, I can’t stop laughing! This website is HILARIOUS!
posted by Humaira on 8-15-2008 at 8:42 am
Oh my gosh…I LOVE this site. I have been visiting it for about 3 months now after I found it on blogger. I’m glad that so many people will be able to find it here on Mental_floss now….
posted by Jessica on 8-15-2008 at 10:00 am
Thanks so much for sharing this site! My sister’s baby shower cake from almost 5 years ago had us cracking up, as it declared It IS BOY!!
I must find that picture…
posted by catherine ann on 8-15-2008 at 2:19 pm
HAHA. Oh man. I remember when I first saw the “Cake That Started It All” several months ago, I just about died. I’m thoroughly amused by this site.
posted by Kate on 8-15-2008 at 4:32 pm
What are your third and fourth favorite websites?
posted by Julie on 8-15-2008 at 5:08 pm
My husband and I got to the one with the babies writing carrots, and he just HAD to write a blog post of his own highlighting that cake. Hilarious!!
posted by Dawn on 8-17-2008 at 4:54 am
that site is stupid. and old. and the only thing stupider than cake wrecks is that annoying girl’s commentary on it. let the site die already.
posted by dave on 7-22-2010 at 1:27 am
This had given us a great idea to back a cake in the shape of a shuttle. A black suburban would look awesome in cake form!!
posted by Jethro on 12-10-2011 at 3:21 pm
GTA, haha :)
posted by Nikola on 1-16-2012 at 9:57 am