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Ridiculous Board Game: Interpret Jenny’s Cover Art
by Jason English - August 21, 2008 - 3:10 PM

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I’m taking a break from a brainstorm about our next cover to see just how astute our readers are. We’ll award a free t-shirt to the first person to explain what Senior Editor Jenny Drapkin was getting at with the sketch above. And if the person gets it quickly enough, perhaps they’ll add Junior Designer to her title.

Update (6:45am): The correct answer is ‘Einstein on The Dating Game,’ which was correctly guessed by Lesley. I’ll be in touch about your free t-shirt later this morning. We also enjoyed Septer’s stab in the dark—”girls floating away on balloons and a guy doing nothing!” That takes the silver, and because we couldn’t stop laughing when we first read it, has also been deemed t-shirt worthy. Thanks for all the creative interpretations!

Comments (59)
  1. The Dating Game

  2. Classroom setting?

    Political Convention?

  3. Looks like a male stripper or model on the runway with three girls sitting and watching patiently.

  4. The Dating Game

  5. NKOTB wants to release new song “Lollipop Butts”?

  6. Freud chatting up three girls in a bar

  7. girls floating away on balloons and a guy doing nothing!

  8. The Royal Dating Game

  9. Einstein and The Dating Game
    or Einstein on all-girls education

  10. I agree with classroom. A king giving a lecture? Teacher on fire?

  11. Prince and The Revolution

    :)

  12. King Lear?

  13. Polygamy: This is what’s in it for you.

  14. Jeopardy

  15. Don King crooning to an audience of bored ladies?

  16. looks like a pie chart depicting percetnages of dudes with mohawks v. girls who love them and are simultaneously on their periods.

  17. I agree with “Lollipop Butts”. (Which, in itself, sounds like a horrible Munchkin-themed porn video. What kind of rag are we printing around here nowadays??)

  18. Isn’t that the XKCD-like comic that the Kansas politician used?

    Maybe used as a cover for a story/issue talking about the prevalence in social marketing through this year’s political race?

  19. I think The Dating Game is a good guess… but my first thought was - “Girls sit down to pee, punk boys pee standing up.” Hmm.

  20. henry the 8th strolling for new victims at a dating show?

  21. Three lady aliens on tiny motor stools trying to defeat the evil rooster man all under an umbrella.

  22. Girls with red bums and a king?

  23. what you didn’t know about Burger King restaurant.

  24. Emo kid dating game??
    Rosie O’donell dating game??
    The hair on that thing is throwing my pictionary skills off.

  25. Prince’s split from The Revolution?

    Famous Princes and famous revolutions?

  26. Harem

  27. Clearly it’s a man in a tend with three female baboons.

  28. Um, a Queen with ladies in waiting….or a bride, with three bridesmaids? Some bridesmaid dresses look like they were designed from something just about like that. Butt bows anyone?

  29. No body puts baby in a corner…

  30. Like Corrine, I thought of female baboons. Maybe the cover story is about a study that some punk rocker did about female baboons?

  31. groupies

  32. Don King’s Trial of the Smurfs.

  33. Well it is obviously a house divided with three cheerleaders against one Presidential VP nomination. Like duh.

  34. Dating game with Michael Phelps as the eligible bachelor

  35. A profile of Sir Mix-A-Lot and his favorite things, of which he cannot lie, nor can anyone else deny.

  36. How about, “Would Elvis win American Idol”?

  37. looks like a football game with cheerleaders to me.

  38. My thought was Game Shows of the 60’s and 70’s. That is obviuosly Arnold Schwarzenegger during his appearance on The Dating Game.

  39. I think it is Vegas acts with Elvis on the left and Blue Man Group on the right.

  40. To Tell The Truth.

  41. Polygamy???

  42. Breaking away from the monotonous everyday of work - so.. one side a unique person - looking different then the other side that are all uniform

  43. being bored at work.. so being outside the monotonous office style. so - one side a unique looking individual who is very different then the uniform office style. Like a punk/goth while the others are like 50’s drab grey office attire.

  44. Mohawks for the Masses?

    Back to School of Rock?

    Ima Tell All Y’all What’s What Cuz I Gots a Faux Hawk?

    I’m Telling You Guys - We Seriously Need More Colors of Dry Erase Markers?

    recaptcha: playfair war

  45. Second thought…does the picture represent how the female vote (the three panelists) might sway the election…with the stick figure king symbolizing Obama (prancing on stage for the female vote/approval)? Might be a stretch.

  46. call board at work, clean up girls …um is this close?

  47. Don King auditions cheerleaders for NYC sandlot baseball.

  48. um….School of Rock or School of Punk?

  49. Liars whose pants literally caught on fire.

  50. Other than a gameshow, it also looks like a swingset or something from a playground

  51. The Other Boelyn Sister?

  52. The other Bolyn Sister?

  53. Spinning in his grave.

  54. “what’s the baby using?”

  55. flushing cherry bombs down the toilets in the women’s restroom while doing an elvis impression.

  56. does it have anything to do with bees? perhaps the sketch is of a queen been and 3 little girl worker bees?

  57. How about Presidential Candidates choosing their running mate?

    To modify the words of Alec Baldwin (and an earlier Board Game answer):

    A B C… Always Be CHOOSING!

  58. My bad!

    guess you updated this while i was trying to be so witty.

    Still worthy of a t-shirt, don’t you think, given my answer’s relevance in the not too distant future?

    Uh, ahem, maybe not… ;-)

  59. omg omg omg I don’t believe it! Thankeee!

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