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It’s rare to meet a fan of The Simpsons who doesn’t have a hysterical Milhouse quote at the ready. “The ‘House” (as he has referred to himself) is the animated embodiment of the public’s love affair with the perennial underdog. Take our Milhouse quiz and show us how much you know about one of the most comically tormented characters in television history.
Test Yourself: Milhouse: The Quiz
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I aced this quiz. Everything’s coming up Milhouse today.
posted by Dave on 9-4-2008 at 12:14 pm
11/12
“There’s plenty of Milhouse to go around.”
posted by Nerak on 9-4-2008 at 12:32 pm
THRILLHO
posted by Shasta on 9-4-2008 at 12:48 pm
Sadly I don’t keep up on Milhouse. For me he’s easy to forget about. I’m more of a Ralph fan.
posted by k on 9-4-2008 at 1:01 pm
MH: Bart, you said there would be fudgicles. But where are the fudgicles?
Bart: First of all Milhouse, its Fudge-sicle. Second of all…
posted by Brian on 9-4-2008 at 2:38 pm
Only a 68%. I’m ready to tell you why I’ve been crying on the playground now.
posted by bedhead on 9-4-2008 at 2:51 pm
best meme ever
posted by dsfsd on 9-4-2008 at 3:21 pm
100%
My mom says I’m cool.
posted by Ed on 9-4-2008 at 3:24 pm
OH NO….MY CHANGE PURSE!!!!
posted by ed on 9-4-2008 at 3:34 pm
Those Shelbyville kids are always eating candy. They love the sweet taste!
posted by todd on 9-4-2008 at 5:17 pm
83%
My favorite set of Milhouse related dialogue:
Sherri: She was looking at Nelson!
Kids: [taunting] Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse: She does not!
Kids: [taunting] Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janey: He does not!
Kids: [taunting] Janey likes Milhouse!
Uter: She does not!
Kids: [taunting] Uter likes Milhouse!
Mr. Largo: Nobody likes Milhouse!
posted by Terri on 9-4-2008 at 5:48 pm
Only 10/12, but my mom says I’m the handsomest guy in school
posted by Chris on 9-4-2008 at 6:30 pm
I’m not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.
-Milhouse
FYI, for my first ever e-mail account, back in ‘96, my password was “milhouse”.
posted by b-rent on 9-4-2008 at 8:40 pm
An awful 57% but love the Metallica reference.
posted by Sindigo on 9-5-2008 at 2:20 am
10/12 not bad. I’m more of a Lisa fan myself.
The first quote that came to my mind was a dialogue:
Milhouse: Dad, can I have some money for a panda cone?
Kirk: What happened to the $300 I send your mother every month?
Milhouse: Weekday Dad wanted a DVD player.
posted by heather on 9-5-2008 at 3:49 am
Remember when you watched my goldfish and it died and you said I never had a goldfish? Then why’d I have the bowl, Bart? WHY’D I HAVE THE BOWL???
posted by matt on 9-5-2008 at 9:08 am
MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME
posted by chris on 9-5-2008 at 10:07 am
10/12 – the middle name and bike quote got me.
“I don’t know Bart, my dad is a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory”
posted by Bobby on 9-11-2008 at 3:13 pm
75%; I about never post on websites. But Millhouse is my all-time favorite Simpsons character, so I loved this quiz. I couldn’t believe my top 3 quotes were already mentioned, re; goldfish bowl, doves crying, and “This is where I come to cry.” My roommate and I my senior year made “This is where we come to cry” part of our outgoing answering machine message.
I guess one more quote would be “I’m a human boy! With FEELINGS!” Ah, nerds coppin’ an attitude. Priceless.
posted by John on 9-12-2008 at 4:18 pm
Best one that comes to mind:
“Remember Alf? He’s back, and in Pog form!”
posted by alpha_dave on 9-23-2008 at 1:09 pm
“I’m hurting, Bart.”
posted by denver on 10-24-2008 at 10:07 pm
forgot the context but milhouse says “But my mom says I’m cool”
posted by Ja on 10-30-2008 at 7:53 pm
Milhouse: (hugging his stuffed dog)
Ahh.. Fluffy goo goo me a dream
posted by Chrystani on 11-17-2008 at 1:32 pm
Typo… my bad don’t judge me…
“Fluffy goo goo fetch me a dream”
posted by Chrystani on 11-17-2008 at 1:34 pm
Watch out Scratchy, he’s Irish!
This is when Bart and Milhouse narrate the silent film. In fact, I was just retelling that quote to someone a week ago. The quiz made me sorry I stopped watching the Simpsons many years ago — time to catch up and start laughing.
posted by Atteela on 12-15-2008 at 10:41 pm
11 out of 12…. 92%, i know my simpsons, they are such a funny tv family
posted by Darin on 12-18-2008 at 7:41 pm
Milhouse: Behold gravity, in all its glory!
Mrs. Krabbappel: Pretty lame, Milhouse.
posted by Jeff on 12-18-2008 at 8:03 pm
I have that Milhouse-as-Fallout-Boy toy… I feel like it came with a Happy Meal or something along those lines. Alas, I only got 9… for shame, Mike. For shame.
posted by Mike on 1-13-2009 at 6:03 pm
Jiminy jillikers, jiminy jillikers. I’ve said them so often, the words have no meaning.
posted by Steve on 1-15-2009 at 2:48 pm
(In delirium after eating all the chocolate dip at a fair):
Ants are crawling into my mouth, and I don’t even care!
posted by Roy on 3-11-2009 at 4:19 pm
Everytime we see someone drinking, my boyfriend and I exclaim loudly “Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!”
I do also proclaim that everything is coming up Milhouse.
Here’s a quote I haven’t seen yet:
I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!
posted by Sara on 3-11-2009 at 9:34 pm
83%, best online quiz I ever took “and all I did was enter my name…Thrillhouse!”
Also, can’t forget: “I have soy milk. The doctor says the real kind could kill me.”
posted by Paul M on 3-25-2009 at 4:25 pm
It used to be about the music.
posted by Richard on 4-30-2009 at 3:03 pm
“I’m not a nerd Bart… nerds are smart.”
posted by Ron on 5-30-2009 at 11:58 am
“Everything’s comin’ up Milhouse”.
I say it every time something goes good in my life.
posted by Natascha on 6-17-2009 at 10:01 pm
I can’t believe I got 100% on a Milhouse quiz.
I can’t think of any Milhouse quotes but I love it when Homer calls him “that little wiener kid” or thinks that the badger is probably just Milhouse.
posted by Melodye on 7-20-2009 at 5:14 pm
Hahahah great quotes! I’ve got a couple of good ones.
“Perfectly level flying is the supreme challenge of the scale-model pilot.”
“It’s like Speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat.”
posted by Jay on 9-24-2009 at 4:01 am
100%
THE BEST WERE ALREADY TAKEN BUT I REMEMBERED THIS ONE:
“TRUST ME BART, IT’S BETTER TO WALK IN ON BOTH YOUR PARENTS THAN JUST ONE”
posted by SCOTT on 9-28-2009 at 2:32 pm
Bart: Did your imaginary friend try to kill you again?
Milhouse: No, Walter’s been cool.
posted by Andy on 11-3-2009 at 11:33 pm