Comments on: Lunchtime Quiz: Milhouse Van Houten

By: James Leck

James Leck — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 12:01:33 +0000

“MY CHANGE PURSE!!!!!!!!”

By: fifi

fifi — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 02:31:11 +0000

Ewww, gross! Yet strangely compelling…

By: Ego Nemo

Ego Nemo — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 17:29:13 +0000

“You’re lucky. You only joined the Junior Campers — I got a dirty word shaved into the back of my head.”

By: BWNYC

BWNYC — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 21:40:21 +0000

“It was just like Romeo and Juliet, only it ended in tragedy.”

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 15:57:23 +0000

100%

All-time best exchange:

Homer: “Do you know how to make dinner boy?”

Milhouse: : “DO I!”

I work in restaurants, it’s amazing how often this is useful.

By: Shnelley

Shnelley — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 02:05:37 +0000

But…my mom says I’m cool.

By: hkhjvhhg

hkhjvhhg — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 03:32:58 +0000

First it started to fall over, then it fell over.

By: Tim Hill

Tim Hill — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 21:03:22 +0000

Got ‘em all. Love that Van Houten boy!

Great quotes, everybody. Remember this one?

“Bury me at Makeout Creek.”

By: Jill

Jill — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:01:04 +0000

“I feel like I’m gonna explode here!” (clenches teeth and starts vibrating)

By: Ellison

Ellison — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:55:24 +0000

(someone posted the first one, but since they got it wrong, I’ll post it again)

Bart: I guess I was the only one that loved him
Milhouse: you got that right, remember the time he ate my goldfish and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why, did I. have the bowl?

Milhouse: Then let’s just say I don’t care what people think of me anymore.
Bart: You mean up until now you did care? Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week?
Milhouse: What about all the times I didn’t wear a tutu? Nobody ever brings those up.