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Jason English
Last Call: I’ll Keep The Change, But You Can Count It
by Jason English - September 12, 2008 - 1:55 AM

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I like to work in exotic locations, like the commuter bus and a basement couch that’s not near an outlet. So now that my MacBook battery is failing, it’s time to cash in my bucket o’ change and head to the Apple Store.

But before I visit the coin-counting machine at my local Commerce Bank, let’s see if someone can guess the total. (We’ve done this once before, back in June of 2007. It was great fun.) Let’s use Price is Right rules, meaning the closest guess without going over wins! Now, let me be clear: the winner does not win the change. The change will pay for my battery, and I’ll invest the rest in diapers. But you’ll get a mental_floss prize pack, which includes:

• One (1) mental_floss t-shirt
• One (1) back issue of mental_floss magazine
• One (1) autographed copy of David Israel’s critically acclaimed novel, Behind Everyman

Three runners-up will each win a free back issue.

You can guess up to five times, but you must leave your guesses in separate comments, and let us know which t-shirt you’d like. I’ll plan to bring in my change on Friday and announce a winner that evening.

Comments (753)
  1. $233.25

    I’ll take a “When Life Gives You Scurvy, Make Lemonade” in XL

    (What’s with the Fridge Gi Joe?)

  2. $175.75

    scurvy, XL

  3. $200.00

    scurvy, xl

  4. $105.20

    scurvy, xl

  5. $80.02

    scurvy, XL

    And i’m done.

  6. $32.00

    Pi, 3X

  7. $58.15
    (rocket surgeon, unisex XL)

  8. $35.18
    Hyperbole
    Ladys Med.

  9. The William Perry G.I. Joe was used to give you a sense of how big the bucket is, so your guesses can be (slightly) educated.

  10. $91.12
    (rocket surgeon, unisex XL)

  11. $45.67
    (rocket surgeon, unisex XL)

  12. i am unclear if it’s supposed to be the change jar in the picture or in real life, but i’m guessing it’s the unpictured one.

    i’m going to say 150.37

    and if i get a shirt i want the you’ve got male one in large.

  13. 130.50

    same shirt as before

  14. 180.00

    “”

  15. outside guess of 250.00

    same shirt as before.

  16. $46.15

    (hyperbole, XL)

  17. $46.50

    Ladys Alaska xl

  18. $76.17

  19. and for a final guess i’m going to say 150 to just hit all the major points. lol

    and the same shirt as in post 1 by me.

  20. $81.00

    (hyperbole, XL)

  21. $29.45

    alaska xl

  22. $1

    I’ll take the palindromes shirt, mens medium.

  23. and for a final guess i’m going to say 220 to just hit all the major points. lol

    and the same shirt as in post 1 by me.

  24. $86.17

    Hyperbole, ladies L

  25. $62.39

    Hyperbole, ladies L

  26. $20.97

    English Major (probably not surprising), ladies’ M

  27. $43.32

    hyperbole med. ladys

  28. $44, Men’s large Rocket Surgeon

  29. $30.97

    English Major, ladies’ M

  30. $41.02

    For the last time! Hyperbole, ladies L (and in charge)

  31. $41.37
    Fibonnaci

  32. $38, men’s large rocket surgeon

  33. $27.33
    Alfred Nobel Shirt (M)

  34. $35.97

    English Major, ladies’ M

  35. $40.00

    scurvy, L

  36. $40.97

    English Major, ladies’ M

  37. $27.33
    Alfred Nobel Shirt (Mens Medium)

  38. 24.33 L Hyperbole

  39. $147.32; ladies med. scurvy t-shirt

  40. 28.15

    christians L

  41. 93.27

    Apathy: I can take it or leave it.

  42. $42, Men’s large Rocket Surgeon

  43. $13.87

    Rocket Surgeon xl

  44. 101.00

  45. $31.05
    Alfred Nobel Shirt (Mens Medium)

  46. 36.09

  47. $215.27 ladies’ med. scurvy shirt

  48. 57.86

    Apathy

    ladies L

  49. $25.97

    English Major, ladies’ M

  50. 97.70

    men’s lg – you choose

  51. $310.58; ladies’ med. scurvy shirt

  52. 30.00

    Men’s Large Lady Macbeth

  53. $32.50

    Mendel, 2xl

  54. 77.55

    Apathy
    ladies L

  55. 73.45

  56. $55.32

    Men’s Large Lady Macbeth

  57. $35.32

    Mendel, 2xl

  58. $33.72

  59. $195.01 ladies’ med. scurvy tee

  60. $41.33

    Mendel, 2xl

  61. $245.00 ladies’ scurvy tee

  62. $48.44

    Mendel, 2xl

  63. 134.27

    pluto r.i.p.

  64. Im guessing low…$25.72

    simple as pi shirt L

  65. $33.72

    Palindrome tee, Large

  66. $53.53

    Mendel, 2xl

  67. $72.45 or pretty darned close

  68. $53.85
    Men’s Hyperbole XL

  69. $36.42
    Alfred Nobel Shirt (Mens Medium

  70. 32.04 Womens Lg, Apathy

  71. $42.50
    evanottesen@gmail.com

  72. $99.42
    Women’s apathy, XL

  73. $42.63

  74. $71.86
    Medium tee

  75. 56.75

    Rocket Surgeon L

  76. $76.76
    Pi XL

  77. $112.15
    Women’s apathy, XL

  78. 69.85

    Palindromes

    Women’s medium

  79. $56.75

    Rocket Surgeon L

  80. 99.42
    Women’s apathy, XL

  81. $82.90
    Pi XL

  82. $43.19

    Hyperbole, ladies xl or l if no xl

  83. 28.02-Rocket Surgeon-Womens Large

  84. $68.56

    Rocket Surgeon L

  85. 23.77
    Women’s apathy, XL

  86. $57.87

  87. $175.42

    Hyperbole, ladies (xl or l)

  88. $72.50

    Rocket Surgeon L

  89. $114.57

    Hyperbole xl

  90. $49.62

    Rocket Surgeon L

  91. 48.92

    palindromes – women xl

  92. $241.89

    Hyperbole xl

  93. $51.20

    Rocket Surgeon L

  94. $144.40

    Rhesus – women XL

  95. $102
    Karl Marx, Men’s Medium

  96. 93.63

    Rhesus, M

  97. $139.05

  98. $47.32

    I’ll take any shirt in a ladies med.

    Thanks!

  99. $206.42

    Rhesus, M (mens)

  100. $74.68

    I’ll take the hyerbole in a ladies small, please.

  101. $147.20

    Rhesus, M (mens)

  102. $135.84

    ladies med, randomize!

  103. $237.37

    Scurvy, women’s medium

  104. 51.26

  105. $16.35

  106. 192.00

    constitution XL (mens)

  107. $297.37

    Idioms, women’s medium

  108. 43.54

  109. $107.37

    Fibonacci, women’s medium

  110. 69.96

  111. $191.00

    pavlov, medium men’s

  112. $97.37

    Rhesus, women’s medium

  113. $29

    Entropy Mens L

  114. $72.05

    pavlov, men’s medium

  115. $29.16

    Hyperbole is the best thing EVER! women’s medium

  116. $177.37

    Palindromes, women’s medium

  117. $35.28

    Hyperbole is the best thing EVER! women’s medium

  118. $63.99

    Pavlov, men’s medium

  119. $22.23

    Pluto

  120. $32.47

    Hyperbole is the best thing EVER! women’s large

  121. $286.99
    Scurvy XL

  122. $59.99

    Pavlov, men’s medium

  123. $27.37

    Pluto

  124. $31.47

    Pluto

  125. $222.22
    Pavlov XL

  126. $41.93

    Hyperbole is the best thing EVER! women’s large

  127. $33.09

    Pavlov, men’s medium

  128. $37.51

    Pluto

  129. $16.36

    palindromes, men’s small

  130. $41.61

    Pluto

  131. $167.89
    Entropy XL

  132. $13.88

    palindromes, men’s small

  133. $323.23
    Pluto XL

  134. $1.01

    palindromes, men’s small

  135. Jason:
    I have some questions, do you know how much is in there to be saying that you’ll buy both your MAC battery and diapers on top of that? Or are you just hoping?

    This will alter my guesses!

  136. $99.99
    Palindromes XL

    I picked 5 different shirts because I can’t decide on which one I want to win

  137. $38.61

    Scurvy

  138. $323.24

    palindromes, men’s small

  139. I’m going with $33.57. Pavlov 2xl

  140. $61.73

    scurvy

  141. $42.86

    scurvy

  142. $41.96
    Pluto

  143. $39.18
    Pluto

  144. 57.63
    Rocket Surgeon, M

  145. $38.55
    Pluto

  146. $35.41
    Pluto

  147. $33.77

  148. 89.73
    Rocket Surgeon, M

  149. 113.92
    Rocket Surgeon, M

  150. $64.21, idioms

  151. 35.73
    Rocket Surgeon, M

  152. 82.64, idioms

  153. 135.16
    Rocket Surgeon, M

  154. 96.85, idioms, Large (forgot the size on the first two entries)

  155. 73.50, Simple as pie, woman’s medium

  156. 101.01, idioms L

  157. 164.33, idioms, L

  158. 56.43, Forever Jung, woman’s medium

  159. 92. 14

  160. $87.06. Apathy, M.

  161. 249.16

  162. 85, entropy w medium

  163. 37.45
    XXL Apathy

  164. 23.19

    XXL Apathy

  165. 43.68
    Apathy-mens M

  166. $87.63

    Beethoven xxl please

  167. 78.40

  168. 62.89

  169. $106.34

    Retro mom, women’s small

  170. $81.46

    rocket surgeon
    ladies s

    recaptcha: got altoona?

  171. $94.67

    rocket surgeon
    ladies s

  172. $56.40

    rocket surgeon
    ladies s

  173. $71.94

    rocket surgeon
    ladies s

  174. $120.60

    rocket surgeon
    ladies s

  175. 43.68

    apathy, mens M

  176. 32.74

    apathy, mens M

  177. $92.50

    Women’s simple as pi, XL

  178. 35.82

    apathy men’s M

  179. $105.25

    Women’s Fibonacci, XL

  180. $122.75

    Women’s idioms, XL

  181. $23.56

    Issue number 45

    Men M

  182. $132.00

    Women’s apathy, XL

  183. $47.42

    Rhesus, M

  184. 41.62

    apathy mens M

  185. $121.15

    Ship happens

  186. $42.47

    Rhesus, M

  187. 19.83

    apathy mens M

  188. $95.22

    Constitution, mens XL

  189. $140.02
    Constitution, XL

  190. 86.53

    The book

  191. 129.83

    The book

  192. $34.21

  193. 97.36
    ship happens, xl

  194. 161.34

  195. 89.12 Pluto Mens Large

  196. $29.37

  197. 87.54

    Apathy, XL

  198. 93.56
    Ship Happens, xl

  199. 148.24

    I’m no rocket surgeon

  200. 36.30

    Constitution, medium

  201. 42.73

    Constitution, medium

  202. 51.62

    Constitution, medium

  203. 39.84

    Constitution, medium

  204. 28.01 (last guess!!)

    Constitution, medium

  205. $100 USD
    ladies rocket surgeon,medium

  206. $100 USD

    rocket surgeon, medium

  207. $10.31

    Pythagorus Small

  208. $201 USD
    rocket surgeon, medium

  209. $189.16
    Hyperbole L

  210. $82.16

    Hyperbole L

  211. $51.46 Total
    $19.75 in quarters
    $22.30 in dimes
    $ 5.65 in nickels
    $ 3.76 in pennies

    Apathy L

  212. $151 USD

    rocket surgeon, medium

  213. $146.78

    Hyperbole L

  214. $89 USD

    rocket surgeon, medium

  215. $34.62

    Constitution, 3X

  216. $123.94
    You choose

  217. 92.00 Rocket Surgeon

  218. 102.00
    Rocket Surgeon, L

  219. 107.00
    Rocket Surgeon, L

  220. 97.38

    Rocket Surgeon, L

  221. $36.01

  222. $51.39

    Christian Sects XXL

  223. $97.99

  224. $100.01

  225. $43.64
    Beethoven

  226. $49.52
    Beethoven-women’s small

  227. $49.53
    Beethoven-Women’s Small

  228. $90.17

    palindromes womens medium ^.^

  229. Okay, I’m guessing… $27.97

    Beetoven XL

  230. $43.56
    simple ar 3.1415…

  231. $99.99

    Again, Beethoven XL

  232. Again, Beethoven XL

    $33.33

  233. $23.18

    Apathy, Med

  234. $61.69
    Again, Beethoven XL

  235. $78.56

    Apathy, Med

  236. Last one… hmmm….

    Hit random numbers on the keyboard, of course! Late fate guide my hand!

    $18.82

    Again, Beethoven XL

  237. Alaska mens xl

    78.38

  238. $121.27

    Apathy, Med

  239. $14.97
    Rhesus
    L

  240. $96.87

    Apathy, Med

  241. $201.92

    Apathy, Med

  242. $97.72

    Hyperbole

  243. 650.21

    Hyperbole mens xl

  244. $22.18

    women’s mendel, small

  245. $85.04

    Pluto R.I.P. T-shirt, Medium

  246. 83.07
    scurvy
    ladies small

  247. $39.01

    women’s mendel, small

  248. $42.37

    Womens Medium Apathy

  249. $54.10

    women’s mendel, small

  250. $43.37

    Pluto, XL

  251. $132.02

    Pluto, XL

  252. $163.08

    Pluto, XL

  253. $174.91

    Pluto, XL

  254. $89.55

    Pluto, XL

  255. $132.10

    Pluto,XL

  256. $64.21

    “You’ve Got Male”, small.

  257. $75.21

    Pavlov long sleeved womans small

  258. 142.43

    Pavlov long sleeved womans small

  259. 85.26
    Pavlov long sleeved womans small

  260. 71.67
    Pavlov long sleeved womans small

  261. 54.22

    Pavlov long sleeved womans small

  262. 47.16

    Rhesus, XXL

  263. 88.32

    Rhesus, XXL

  264. $111.13

    womans palindrome, large

  265. $46.64
    Scurvy, men’s, large

  266. $148.92

    Mens medium.

  267. $47.33

    Hyperbole, Men’s medium

  268. $38.86

    Hyperbole, Men’s medium

  269. $28.22

    Hyperbole, Men’s medium

  270. $55.42

    Hyperbole, Men’s medium

  271. $62.60

    Hyperbole, Men’s medium

  272. $1 Bob

  273. $78.88. i had the same amount of change in my jar.

    L please

  274. $68.32

    Palindromes-women’s medium

  275. $42.11

    Palindromes-women’s medium

  276. $62.27

    palindromes women’s medium

  277. $55.05

    L women’s Rhesus

  278. $64.64

    XL, scurvy

  279. $70.33

    guess #2
    L women’s Rhesus

  280. $76.82

    XL, scurvy

  281. 87.20

    XL, scurvy

  282. 78.28

    XL, scurvy

  283. 104.75

  284. 23.19 L rhesus

  285. 32.19 L rhesus

  286. 41.10 L rhesus

  287. 85.46

  288. 76.15

  289. 133.56
    Simple as Pie, Women Large

  290. $112.16
    Beethoven, L

  291. It’s exactly $56.32
    Hyperbole – Mens XL

  292. $78.80
    Pluto, L

  293. $90
    Pluto, L

  294. $135.56
    Beethoven, L

  295. $160
    Fibonacci, L

  296. $77.20
    Hyperbole

  297. $81.81
    Hyperbole

  298. $87.72
    Hyperbole

  299. $75.11
    Hyperbole

  300. $69.87

  301. 78.95$

    Marco Polo in a Medium if you please.

  302. 137.92$

    Marco Polo in a Medium if you please.

  303. 113.73$

    Marco Polo in a Medium if you please.

  304. 204.40$

    Marco Polo in a Medium if you please.

  305. And on a superdedooper long-shot: 420.40$

    Marco Polo in a Medium if you please.

  306. $112.60
    mental_floss tee, slate grey

  307. $67.86
    mental_floss tee, slate grey

  308. $213.45
    mental_floss tee, slate grey

  309. $307.25
    mental_floss tee, slate grey

  310. $187.69
    mental_floss tee, slate grey

  311. 64.37
    Life give you Scurvy, Large

  312. 54.73

    Small English Major shirt, please.

  313. $102.22

    Small English Major shirt, please.

  314. $73.53

    Small English Major shirt, please.

  315. $98.42

    Small English Major shirt, please.

  316. $69.22

    ’scurvy’ men’s size large

  317. 52.33 – ’scurvy’ men’s large, please

  318. $39.67 – ’scurvy’ men’s large, please

  319. $45.37 – ’scurvy’ men’s size large, please

  320. 147.50
    “Archeologists will date any old thing”
    in M.

  321. $50.01 – ’scurvy’ men’s size large, please.

  322. 10.27

    They take a fat cut when you use the change machine.

  323. $47.77
    Simple as 3.14 mens xxl

  324. $88.11

    English Major XL

  325. $38.18

    English Major XL

  326. $111.23

    Easy as Pi – Lg

  327. $72.30

    English Major XL

  328. $44.44

    English Major XL

  329. $54.33

    English Major XL

  330. $88.17

    Mental Floss, Lg

  331. $43.25

  332. $174.83

    Scurvy (L)

  333. $89.77

    Scurvy (L)

  334. 37.66
    Pythagoras T-Shirt

  335. $114.92

    Scurvy (L)

  336. $63.87

    easy as pi

  337. $46.90
    easy as pi

  338. $62.73

    Scurvy (L)

  339. $79.07
    easy as pi

  340. $91.46

    Scurvy (L)

  341. 67.90
    Pavlov XXL

  342. 138.96
    Pavlov XXL

  343. 147.97

    Pavlov XXL

  344. 86.16

    Pavlov XXL

  345. 71.12

    Pavlov XXL

  346. $32.47

  347. $30

  348. $25

  349. 86.64

    Apathy…..Large

  350. 101.26
    Simple as Pie Womens L

  351. $99.98
    XL I can’t decide between Rhesus or Pluto

  352. 116.72

    Apathy……Large

  353. $36.57

  354. $63.75
    Rocket Surgeon XL

  355. $62.50
    Rocket Surgeon XL

  356. $79.99
    Rocket Surgeon XL

  357. $61.20
    Rocket Surgeon XL

  358. $82.50
    Rocket Surgeon XL

  359. $27.00

  360. $57.57 (I’m a ketchup fan)
    women’s Med. Kinetic Energy

  361. If it’s the change in the picture:

    $52.34

    “Constitution” XL

  362. 323.54

    Constitution XL

  363. 99.99 XL Rhesus or Pluto

  364. $87.54

    I’m an English Major shirt
    Ladies Medium

  365. $105.32

    I’m an English Major shirt
    Ladies Medium

  366. $69.82

    I’m an English Major shirt
    Ladies Medium

  367. $119.00

    I’m an English Major shirt
    Ladies Medium

  368. $135.66

    I’m an English Major shirt
    Ladies Medium

  369. $18.67

    Constitution – L

  370. $47.32

    long sleeve ladies pavlov xs :D
    I just emptied my piggy bank, I wish you better luck

  371. $155.79

    Constitution – L

  372. $52.73

  373. $121.21

    Constitution – L

  374. $44.65 Anything you want, Large, Male

  375. $23.47

  376. $44.65 Male, Large, Any

  377. I love when Commerce Bank gives you the time and temperature on tv.

  378. 53.12
    pavlov large

  379. 81.53
    pavlov large

  380. 39.77
    pavlov large

  381. $144.62

    Constitution- 2X

  382. 38.93
    pavlov large

  383. 66.59
    pavlov large

  384. $78.11

    Constitution- 2X

  385. $111.11

    Constitution- 2X

  386. $134.55

    Constitution- 2X

  387. $62.40

    Constitution, XL

  388. $71.14

    Constitution, Med

  389. $163.97

    Constitution, Med

  390. 47.15

    Karl Marx, large

  391. $65.84
    Simple as Pi Womens XL

  392. $76.42
    Fibonacci, XL

  393. 53.72

    Karl Marx, large

  394. $103.12
    Fibonacci, XL

  395. 4.05

    Karl Marx, large

  396. $95.12
    Fibonacci, XL

  397. Five guesses:

    $109.08

    $115

    $118.25

    $138.43

    $155.55

    Holland XL

  398. 67.89

    Karl Marx, large

  399. 88.01

    Karl Marx, large

  400. 27.50

  401. 24.97
    pavlov X-large

  402. 12.12
    pavlov x-large

  403. 15.31
    pavlov x-large

  404. 53.35

    Christians Small

  405. $75.79
    Apathy, L

  406. 51.12

  407. 49.87
    Christians small

  408. $115.29
    Apathy, L

  409. $128.12
    Apathy, L

  410. 60.56

    Christians small

  411. $100.10
    Apathy, L

  412. $81.37 US

    Christian Sects XXL

  413. $94.59
    Apathy, L

  414. 33.87

  415. $47.37

    Christian Sects

  416. $37.82
    any in ladies’ med.

  417. $47.82
    any in ladies’ med.

  418. 33.97

  419. 53.67

  420. $52.50

    Christian Sects mens XXL

  421. $42.64

    Hyperbole is the best thing ever! Women’s M

  422. $42.63

    XL Rocket Surgeon

  423. $46.33
    Rhesus, M

  424. $55.23
    Pi, M

  425. $112.97
    Hyperbole, M

  426. $73.44
    Rocket Surgeon, M

  427. $78.29 APATHY XL

  428. 46.72

    Constitution, XL

  429. $67.42
    Rhesus

  430. $53.67

    Rhesus

  431. $121.04

    Palindromes, L

  432. 60.6

  433. $141.04

    Palindromes, L

  434. $82.14

    Palindromes, L

  435. $137.78

    Palindromes, L

  436. $22.37

  437. $68.44

    Rocket Surgeon
    XXL or XL

  438. 134.78

  439. $93.68, Karl Marx, largest size you have.

  440. 53.17

  441. $70
    Palindromes mens medium

  442. 77.63

    Pluto
    Large

  443. 280.14

    Scurvy, L

  444. 78
    Palindromes Mens Medium

  445. 86.54

    Pluto
    Large

  446. 300.01
    scurvy, L

  447. 49.99
    Palindromes mens medium

  448. 104.112
    Pluto
    Large

  449. 168.83
    scurvy, L

  450. 36.04
    Pluto
    large

  451. 224.57
    scurvy L

  452. 195.42
    Scurvy, L

  453. $32.51

    Scurvy, Men’s Large

  454. 85.64
    Pavlov Long sleeve, large

  455. 57.34
    Pluto
    large

  456. 105.31
    Pavlov long sleeve, large

  457. I’m going with $52.77.

    Christians have the best sects.

  458. $63.87
    Simple as 3.14…

  459. $42.14
    Simple as 3.14…

  460. $38.65
    Scurvy – M

  461. $81.93
    Simple as 3.14 (women’s med)

  462. $53.48
    Scurvy – M

  463. $49.86
    Rocket Surgeon XL

  464. $37.84
    Rocket Surgeon XL

  465. $43.69
    Fibonnacci XL

  466. $57.90
    Fibonnacci XL

  467. $70.34
    Simple as 3.14 (women’s XXl)

  468. $102.47
    Scurvy – M

  469. $89.99
    Scurvy – M

  470. 98.65
    rocket surgeon xxl

  471. 109.67
    rocket surgeon xxl

  472. $102.48
    Karl Marx – Men’s Medium

  473. 95.67
    rocket surgeon xxl

  474. 111.87
    rocket surgeon xxl

  475. $52.17
    Hyperbole (L)

  476. $41.17
    Scurvy – M

  477. $47.82
    Hyperbole (L)

  478. $63.75
    Hyperbole (L)

  479. $71.77
    Hyperbole (L)

  480. $103.67 Women’s Palindromes XL

  481. $94.53 Men’s Hyperbole L

  482. $115.76 Men’s Marx L

  483. $123 Women’s Rhesus XL

  484. $31.31
    Constitution Women’s M

  485. $87.93 Women’s I love Lucy XL

  486. $127.30

  487. $63.67
    Constitution

  488. $41.78
    Constitution

  489. $86.58
    Constitution, Largo

  490. $46.66

    Rocket mens xl

  491. $58.02

    You got male XL

  492. $25.25
    Rhesus Monkey, Men’s, XL please!

  493. $37.37
    Rhesus Monkey, Men’s, XL please!

  494. $48.48
    Rhesus Monkey, Men’s, XL please!

  495. $59.59
    Rhesus Monkey, Men’s, XL please!

  496. $60.60
    Rhesus Monkey, Men’s, XL please!

  497. $75.10

    Large Kinetic Energy

  498. $84.15

    Large Kinetic Energy

  499. $68.79

    Large Kinetic Energy

  500. $90.10
    Large Kinetic Energy

  501. $1, Bob.

    Someone had to do it.

    And if, by chance, I win… I’ll take a Large Kinetic Energy shirt.

  502. $75.05

  503. $38.78

    Donate a shirt to the needy.

  504. $133.33
    Rhesus Monkey, XL

  505. $78.03

    Women’s M; Simple as Pi

  506. $44.67

    ladies M, scurvy

  507. 36.99 Apathy Men’s xL

  508. 44.68 Apathy Men’s XL

  509. 56.99 apathy men’s xl

  510. 66.66 apathy men’s xl

  511. 77.77 men’s apathy xl

  512. 218.64

    Hyperbole women’s XS

  513. $40.26

    english major/women’s L

  514. 68.80
    rhesus, XL

  515. $44.36

  516. $51.46

    eng. major/women’s L

  517. 150.38

    rhesus, XL

  518. $54.16

    eng. major/women’s L

  519. $56.48

    eng. major/women’s L

  520. 64.00

    rhesus, XL

  521. 38.01

    scurvy, small.

  522. 92.06

    scurvy, men’s sm.

  523. 28.23

    rhesus, XL

  524. 36.10

    rhesus, XL

  525. 109.27

  526. 89.76, fibonacci men’s large

  527. 95.44, fibonacci men’s large

  528. 72.19, fibonacci men’s large

  529. 52.88, fibonacci men’s large

  530. 77.53, fibonacci men’s large

  531. 145.01

    Women’s L, Constitution

  532. $83.27

  533. $75.01. Palindromes, women’s L.

  534. $138.42

    Women’s M Entropy

    reCaptcha: caring beauty

  535. $141.30

    Women’s M Entropy

  536. $94.78

    Women’s M Entropy

  537. $178.70

  538. Sorry, forgot to put t-shirt on the last one… Women’s M Entropy, same for this one.

    $91.14

  539. $36.72

    Hyperbole, womens, L

  540. 114.00
    holland medium

  541. 96.00, holland medium

  542. $184.23

    scurvy in a medium

  543. 87.00, holland medium

  544. 103.00, holland medium
    my recaptcha is co

  545. $321.45

    scurvy in medium

  546. 107.00, holland medium

  547. 37.82
    Consitution

  548. 108.83
    Constitution

  549. $26.50
    macbeth handsoap, ladies XL

  550. 53.20
    macbeth handsoap, ladies Xl

  551. 98.34
    macbeth handsoap, ladies XL

  552. 36.00

    Sharing is Caring Karl Marx UniSex T Small

  553. 54.00

    Sharing is Caring Karl Marx UniSex T Small

  554. 73.00

    Sharing is Caring Karl Marx UniSex T Small

  555. 22.00
    Sharing is Caring Karl Marx Unisex T Small

  556. 97.33

    Sharing is Caring Karl Marx UniSex T Small

  557. 9.73

    Lucy, ladies lg

  558. $44.95

    beethoven small

  559. $29.88

    palindromes small

  560. $79.20

    karl marx small

  561. $91.07

    hyperbole small

  562. $52.30

    karl marx small

  563. 119.28

    simple as 3.14… xl

  564. 63.21

    simple as 3.14… xl

  565. 73.19

    simple as 3.14… xl

  566. $17.98

    Mendel Small

    recaptcha: adolf time

  567. $32.67

    Mendel Small

  568. $82.71

    Alaska L

  569. $94.24

    Alaska L

  570. $54.17

    Alaska L

  571. $81.56

    Alaska L

  572. $101.14

    Alaska L

  573. $61.75
    Hyperbole

  574. $68.84 Hyperbole

  575. $64.23 Hyperbole

  576. $69.00
    Hyperbole

  577. $58.80
    Hyperbole

  578. $38.57

  579. $135.95

    Rocket surgeon, LG

  580. $69.44

    Rocket Surgeon, LG

  581. $43.13

    Constitution, XXL

  582. $60.42

    Constitution, XXL

  583. $73.58

    Constitution, XXL

  584. $82.07

    Constitution, XXL

  585. $77.06

    Constitution, XXL

  586. 74.43
    macbeth handsoap, ladies XL

  587. 78.30

  588. 154.32
    hyperbole mens large

  589. 115.30
    hyperbole mens large

  590. 178.71
    hyperbole mens large

  591. 100.11
    hyperbole mens large

  592. And as a final guess, since it seems you are allowed to guess as many times as you like, I would like to pick every unguessed number between $0-$5000. I want the Rocket Surgeon shirt and anything I might get for 2nd, 3rd and 4th prize.

    BTW running average as of right now is $78.17. I want to see if the idea of everone’s average being closer than any individual is right. It won’t be though, that is way high. Is anyone even looking at the amount of change in the picture. geesh.

  593. 69.69
    hyperbole mens large

  594. 64.71 – small women’s Fibonacci

  595. 57.39 – small women’s Fibonacci

  596. 38.22 – small women’s Fibonacci

  597. 44.77 – women’s small Fibonacci

  598. 47.84 – small women’s Fibonacci

  599. My guess will be $189.27

    If I’m correct I’ll take a Pluto RIP in XXL for my dad.

  600. 80.89.

    Any medium shirt!

  601. $78.12
    scurvy sm. women’s

  602. $34.94

    Original Deaf Jam, Women’s size L

  603. $55.67

    Original Deaf Jam, Women’s size L

  604. 47.52

    Medium, No rocket surgeon.

  605. 52.41

    medium, no rocket surgeon.

  606. 65.85
    Rhesus, XL

  607. 55.68
    Rhesus, XL

  608. 45.00
    Rhesus, XL

  609. 35.00
    Rhesus, XL

  610. 25.26
    Rhesus, XL

  611. 79.13

    simple as 3.14… xl

  612. 39.20

    simple as 3.14… xl

  613. 37

    Pavlov ladies small

  614. 183.57

    Kinetic Energy mens xxl

  615. 129.38

    Kinetic Energy mens xxl

  616. $56.42

    Beethoven xxl please

    captcha Shipping Post

  617. 86.94

    Kinetic Energy mens xxl

  618. $64.12

    2XL–Sharing is Caring

  619. 67.24

    Kinetic Energy mens xxl

  620. 67.13

    Sharing is caring–2XL

  621. 41.83

    Kinetic energy mens xxl

  622. $39.10 rhesus

  623. $32.70 rhesus

  624. $43.70 rocket surgeon

  625. $53.10 rocket surgeon

  626. $57.20 fibonacci

  627. $75.08

    Kinetic Energy 2XL

  628. ONE DOLLAR BOB!

    seriously, fifty-six bucks. on the money, as they say.
    gimme the darker mental_floss logo shirt.
    extra large, yo.

  629. $68.72

    Rhesus women’s medium

  630. $57.76

    Rhesus, women’s medium

    reCaptcha – 632,900 Ministers

  631. $49.12

    Rhesus, women’s medium

  632. $109.63

    Kinetic Energy Womens XL

  633. $33.48

    Rhesus, women’s medium

  634. $30.40

    Rhesus, women’s medium

  635. $33.27

    Lady MacBeth XL

  636. $76.35

  637. 237.01

  638. $37.63
    Women’s Large
    Pi

  639. $63.45
    PI Women’s Large

  640. $34.87

    Women’s Lady Macbeth T-Shirt Medium

  641. $26.59

    Women’s Lady Macbeth T-Shirt Medium

  642. $47.02

    Women’s Lady Macbeth T-Shirt Medium

  643. $68.99

    Women’s Lady Macbeth T-Shirt Medium

  644. $89.91

    Women’s Lady Macbeth T-Shirt Medium

  645. $87.50

    Women’s Hyperbole, M

  646. $64.27

    Pluto, unisex, L

  647. $83.49

    Pavlov, unisex, M

  648. 16.43

  649. 89.00

  650. 78.00

    Marco Polo (M)

  651. $63.00

    Marco Polo (M)

  652. $119.00

    Marco Polo (M)

  653. 67.57
    lg whatever

  654. $148.47 i just know it!
    Rocket surgeon mens medium

  655. 42.21, rhesus L

  656. 38.67, rhesus L

  657. 27.83, rhesus L

  658. 32.19, rhesus L

  659. 40.47, rhesus L

  660. 36.72, rhesus L

  661. 94.95

    Pythagoras, men’s S/M

  662. $37.65

  663. 113.13

    Pythagoras Men’s S/M

    rC: war industry (hmmm…)

  664. 76.84

    Pythagoras Men’s S/M

  665. $62.37
    Pythagoras

  666. $42.57
    Pythagoras

  667. $73.47
    Pythagoras

  668. $67.45

    rocket surgeon mens M

  669. $48.36

    pythagoras Mens s

  670. $36.48

    pi mens s

  671. $62.35

    pluto unisex M

  672. 86.12

    rocket surgeon

    Wait! I think my Captcha is trying to give me a hint: builders 681.48! Just kidding.

  673. $14.88

    rocket surgeon

  674. $32.69

  675. $122.86

  676. $7.37

    all rocket surgeon, as above.

  677. $9.02

    Christian Sects Women’s Meduim

  678. $23.04

    Christian Sects Womens Meduim

  679. $29.32
    hyperbole L

  680. $38.19

  681. $92.23
    Hyperbole

  682. $44.52

  683. $131.12

    Apathy in 2XL

  684. $67.54

  685. $49.80

  686. $88.44
    Hyperbold

  687. $57.86

  688. $89.42

    Apathy in 2XL

  689. $57.33
    Hyperbole

  690. $114.79

    Apathy in 2XL

  691. $102.57

    Easter Island in 2XL

  692. $123.45

    Easter Island in 2XL

    I’ve done my 5

    Recaptcha: Sheets Grover

  693. $37.74

  694. $23.78

  695. 116.33

    forever jung womens xl

  696. 99.63

    forever jung womens xl

  697. 136.63

    forever jung womens xl

  698. 199.66

    forever jung womens xl

  699. 169.33

    forever jung womens xl

  700. 36.82

    palindromes m

  701. 72.54
    palindromes m

  702. $0

    TPIR strategy

    Christians Have Better Sex XL

  703. $62.17…hopefully, no one does that jerk thing and say $62.18…hate those people on the price is right!

    Marco Polo large

  704. Another guess…$64.17

    Marco Polo large

  705. Another guess…$66.17

    Marco Polo large

  706. Another guess…$48.17

    Marco Polo large

  707. 99.99

    CONSTITUTION WOMEN’S TSHIRT LARGE

  708. $50.34

    Scurvy, men’s Large

  709. 31.14

    CONSTITUTION WOMEN’S LARGE

  710. $1 Million Dollars

    Rocket Surgeon, 3X

  711. $41.84

    Scurvy, men’s Large

  712. $82.00
    Hyperbole – W-med.

  713. $76.18
    rocket surgeon – W-Lg

  714. $92.75
    Jung – W-Lg.

  715. $62.60
    Jung – W-Lg.

  716. 69.75
    Pi – W-LG

  717. $54.61

  718. 54.82

    hyperbole women’s xs

  719. $37.50

    I’m no rocket surgeon. L

  720. $38.92
    Hyperbole women’s m

  721. $26.75

    hyperbole – blue – medium

  722. $34.46

    hyperbole – blue – medium

  723. $54.33

    hyperbole – blue – medium

  724. $97.64

    hyperbole – blue – medium

  725. $72.08

    hyperbole – blue – medium

  726. $220.84

    women’s hyperbole M

  727. $74.56

    women’s hyperbole M

  728. $104.35

    women’s hyperbole M

  729. $97.22

    women’s hyperbole M

  730. $14.44

    women’s hyperbole M

  731. $127.20

    womens binary social club m

  732. 89.97

    Hyperbole M

  733. $92.38
    Physics Society

  734. $69.80
    Physics Society

  735. $110.95
    Physics Society

  736. 47.56

    scurvy mens xl

  737. $91.91
    Physics Society

  738. 53.84

    simple as pie mens xl

  739. $142.01
    Physics Society

  740. 66.76

    scurvy mens xl

  741. 57.23

    simple as pie mens xl

  742. 106.47

    Ship Happens-Medium

  743. $203.92

    Ship Happens-Medium

  744. $176.81

    Ship Happens-Medium

  745. $115.00

    Entropy-Large

  746. $85.00

    Entropy-Large

  747. $106.53

    Rhesus XXL

  748. 74.77

    medium, no rocket surgeon

  749. $164.50
    rhesus XXL

  750. I’ll guess $38.61

    Any shirt, size medium.
    Any issue.
    Surprise me :)

  751. $136.84

    Christians have the Best Sects, XL

  752. $144.84
    Christians Best Sects XL

  753. 96.01

    XXL Men’s Rocket surgeon