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	<title>Comments on: The Future of Your Newspaper</title>
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	<description>Feel Smart Again</description>
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		<title>By: squirrelb8.com</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/18279/comment-page-1#comment-96829</link>
		<dc:creator>squirrelb8.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You forgot the best purpose for a real newspaper--draping it over your face to block out the light for a quick nap in a secluded conference room.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You forgot the best purpose for a real newspaper&#8211;draping it over your face to block out the light for a quick nap in a secluded conference room.</p>
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		<title>By: BassMan</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/18279/comment-page-1#comment-96341</link>
		<dc:creator>BassMan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You can have my newspaper when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!

I like a newspaper even though there are many things I don&#039;t like about them.

Problem that makes it moot: I don&#039;t have / can&#039;t afford a laptop, nevermind all the crap you need to go with it. Would you hold your laptop over your head in a surprise downpour? Can you roll up your laptop and whack a fly (or person, or both) with it? Would you put it down for your puppy to piss on? Can you make a hat out of it?

I can take my newspaper anywhere and if somebody should steal it, it&#039;s only a minor annoyance. Anyway, I usually leave it, when I&#039;m done, where somebody else can look at it. Also, I don&#039;t want to do the puzzles on line.

Finally, when I&#039;m done with it, it lines the guinea pig cage.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can have my newspaper when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!</p>
<p>I like a newspaper even though there are many things I don&#8217;t like about them.</p>
<p>Problem that makes it moot: I don&#8217;t have / can&#8217;t afford a laptop, nevermind all the crap you need to go with it. Would you hold your laptop over your head in a surprise downpour? Can you roll up your laptop and whack a fly (or person, or both) with it? Would you put it down for your puppy to piss on? Can you make a hat out of it?</p>
<p>I can take my newspaper anywhere and if somebody should steal it, it&#8217;s only a minor annoyance. Anyway, I usually leave it, when I&#8217;m done, where somebody else can look at it. Also, I don&#8217;t want to do the puzzles on line.</p>
<p>Finally, when I&#8217;m done with it, it lines the guinea pig cage.<br />
Long live the newspaper!</p>
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		<title>By: Marco McClean</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/18279/comment-page-1#comment-96257</link>
		<dc:creator>Marco McClean</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;You&#039;re later than I&#039;d like... If you&#039;d gotten here a bit sooner you might have beaten the bulletin saying a rogue Firefly was spotted pulling illegal salvage from a derelict transport.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re later than I&#8217;d like&#8230; If you&#8217;d gotten here a bit sooner you might have beaten the bulletin saying a rogue Firefly was spotted pulling illegal salvage from a derelict transport.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Neuromesh</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/18279/comment-page-1#comment-96242</link>
		<dc:creator>Neuromesh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m more interested in a t-shirt version of this. Rather than hundreds of tshirts in your cupboard, a once off fee for the shirt and then a monthly subscription to the MentalFloss t-shirt feed :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m more interested in a t-shirt version of this. Rather than hundreds of tshirts in your cupboard, a once off fee for the shirt and then a monthly subscription to the MentalFloss t-shirt feed :)</p>
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		<title>By: caitlen315</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/18279/comment-page-1#comment-95973</link>
		<dc:creator>caitlen315</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>See, this I would go for.  I&#039;m not really interested in the Kindle because I like having an actual book in my hand.  But, I&#039;d have no problem reading my newspaper this way.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See, this I would go for.  I&#8217;m not really interested in the Kindle because I like having an actual book in my hand.  But, I&#8217;d have no problem reading my newspaper this way.</p>
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		<title>By: Jason!</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/18279/comment-page-1#comment-95940</link>
		<dc:creator>Jason!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This kinda reminds me of the folding paper screens the Vickies used in Neal Stephenson&#039;s &quot;Diamond Age&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This kinda reminds me of the folding paper screens the Vickies used in Neal Stephenson&#8217;s &#8220;Diamond Age&#8221;.</p>
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